I got a manicure and colonic hydrotherapy today.

[DipDipDive]

Both my cuticles and my colon feel light and fluffy.

[tracky]

ga-rossss

[DipDipDive]

ga-rossss

As opposed to years worth of hardened fecal buildup? Yeah, I guess you're right. I should be ashamed of myself.

[tracky]

it's still gross

[QueenAdrock]

Isn't that what they were talking about at the Klump's dinner table?

[DipDipDive]

Isn't that what they were talking about at the Klump's dinner table?

Never seen it, but you're not the first to make that association, so you must be right.

[DandyFop]

Eddie Murphy....colonoscopy....it fits!

[TurdBerglar]

i thought only seniors got colonics

[DipDipDive]

i thought only seniors got colonics

Well, I guess that means you were wrong.

Colonoscopies and colonics are not the same thing, by the way.

[TurdBerglar]

you're like 22. you shouldn't be getting colonics. you should be ashamed of yourself. you just had a thing up your ass spouting water up it. what the hell are you doing walking around without your head hanging in shame

[DipDipDive]

Oh. I must have forgotten that being healthy and flushing out the toxins from your body is only for fags and old people.

[TurdBerglar]

can't you just shit them out like normal people. i remember you makeing a thread about being constipated. is this a cronic problem for you. do you have an angry colon?

[DipDipDive]

do you have an angry colon?

Only when I fuck around with you douchebags on this message board.

[Sarky Devotchka]

that's the sexiest thing I've ever heard.

[Freebasser]

can't you just shit them out like normal people?

I don't know why, but the bluntness of that just made me curl up laughing :D

[DandyFop]

I bet it does feel real amazing, doesn't it? Was it awkward? Did you weigh yourself afterwards? Most importantly, who on the board will recieve the stuff that was in your colon as a secret santa gift?

[TurdBerglar]

fuckn' christ! you had a tube up your ass filling you up with water and your proud. what the hell kind of female are you? this is very very odd to me. this is all im gonna think about whenever you're around


dipdipdive-"the proud i got a colonic chick"

[DipDipDive]

I bet it does feel real amazing, doesn't it? Was it awkward? Did you weigh yourself afterwards? Most importantly, who on the board will recieve the stuff that was in your colon as a secret santa gift?

1) It sucked when it was actually happening, but now that it's over, I feel pretty good.

2) It was only awkward when I heard the farting noise from the half-empty ky bottle and the chick who performed it asked me if I was ready.

3) I lost 2 pounds.

4) QDrop

[Freebasser]

I bet it turned you on, didn't it?

[TurdBerglar]

i don't know about dipdipdive but i got a little arroused when she mentioned that ky was involved

[Freebasser]

It was the "chick performing it" bit that got my attention (y)

[DandyFop]

Was the chick hot?

And why did you decide to do it?

And how much was it?

And did she touch your vag?

[QueenAdrock]

2 pounds worth of shit?

I thought your colon was only as big as a fist.

[mickill]

1) It was only awkward when I heard the farting noise from the half-empty ky bottle and the chick who performed it asked me if I was ready.

And I thought that I had a pretty shitty job.

[Freebasser]

You forgot, "Did she talk dirty to you?"

[TurdBerglar]

you should fill your cooch up with water and see what happens. this can go for all the chicks not just dipdipcolonchick

[DandyFop]

That already happens every time I get in the jacuzzi.

[DipDipDive]

Was the chick hot?

And why did you decide to do it?

And how much was it?

And did she touch your vag?

No. She had a huge mole on her face like Enrique Iglesias. She had a pretty sexy Russian accent, though.

My coworkers all got them because my boss has cancer and he went all healthy and vegan and shit ever since he was diagnosed. They started talking about getting them a few weeks ago and they kind of half jokingly asked if I would want to get it done too, and I was like, "SURE!"

It was $85.

No vag action. Strictly booty.

[TurdBerglar]

That already happens every time I get in the jacuzzi.


do you have a detachable shower head?

[DipDipDive]

2 pounds worth of shit?

I thought your colon was only as big as a fist.

The water is supposed to make it all the way through your large intestine by the third session. I think I got about halfway through today.

[Freebasser]

Can you get an optional sherry enema?

[TurdBerglar]

i found my grandmothers home enema kit in the bathroom once :(

[Freebasser]

Did you ask her to demonstrate it?

[TurdBerglar]

no

i couldn't look her in the face for about a week. she had no idea

[QueenAdrock]

So is it like, high powered water action?

I wonder if they shoot it hard and long enough if they could have water come out of your mouth. Though that would probably kill you from the force alone.

[tracky]

i found my grandmothers home enema kit in the bathroom once :(


eww

i don't think i really want to know, but what exactly does an enema kit consist of anyway?

[DipDipDive]

There's a pressure gauge on the machine, so when it starts to get super uncomfortable after the water hits a pressure point, that's when it's released. I didn't even really feel the water going in, but when the chick kneaded my stomach, I could feel it sloshing around in thurrr. It was kind of strange, but it's good for you. Stop hating, you fuckers.

[DandyFop]

It's all interesting to me. Supposed to be good for you. And it of course reminds me of my FAVORITE informercial ever, for Dual Action Cleanse, where the guy talks about seeing his kid's "bowel movement" in the toilet and thinking "how did something SO big come out of something SO little?

[TurdBerglar]

eww

i don't think i really want to know, but what exactly does an enema kit consist of anyway?


you know those bullbous ear flusher things? it looked like that but much larger. there were some other things, i think a tube, and there were all in a cool whip container. and when i saw the box next to the cool whip container i dropped everything and ran out the bathroom and didn't speak to anyone and i looked real suspicious. my father went into the bathroom to ivestigate and he started cracking up. i left the house at that point.

[Freebasser]

I bet Lara will start getting off on this and be caught trying to clean out her system with one of those super jet cleaners you get at petrol stations.

Sickening (n)

[DipDipDive]

I bet Lara will start getting off on this and be caught trying to clean out her system with one of those super jet cleaners you get at petrol stations.

Sickening (n)

hahahahaha

[TurdBerglar]

There's a pressure gauge on the machine, so when it starts to get super uncomfortable after the water hits a pressure point, that's when it's released. I didn't even really feel the water going in, but when the chick kneaded my stomach, I could feel it sloshing around in thurrr. It was kind of strange, but it's good for you. Stop hating, you fuckers.


eating fiberous foods does this aswell. popcorn is great too becuase the kernal skins that's left after they pop scrapes the intestines as it travels through.

[TurdBerglar]

so did you get the manicure before or after the colonic?

[DipDipDive]

Before.

[TurdBerglar]

did you show the russian colonic lady your nails?

[cosmo105]

you have to get 3 sessions to get the best effect from that. make sure you're taking probiotics - sometimes aka acidophilus - healthy bacteria that's found in yogurt. find a good brand that's at least 5 billion live cells per capsule, and keep it refrigerated. most shelf-stable ones that don't need to be in the fridge aren't that potent, and you're flushing out not only the toxins but the healthy flora in your intestines while you're doing this.

i used to work right next door to a spa where they did colonics. i was never able to afford the series :(


did any parasites come out? if you get a second one, they probably will. save them in a jar (y)

[TurdBerglar]

parasites?!

what kind of parasites????

[cosmo105]

little white ones. probably nothing as serious as a hookworm or tapeworm, but just little ones. a huge percentage of the population has them, especially meat-eaters. but we're all oblivious to it so don't worry about it :)

[fucktopgirl]

dont you have better thing to do then to have a water jet up your ass?
if you do it to often you gona destroy all the good little bacteria friend in your colon:be careful!

[TurdBerglar]

little white ones. probably nothing as serious as a hookworm or tapeworm, but just little ones. a huge percentage of the population has them, especially meat-eaters. but we're all oblivious to it so don't worry about it :)


i hear stories about people haveing tapeworms and they way the find out is when they take a shit and they parcially shit out the worm and it squirms its way back in. my ass puckers up when i think about that shit

[Qdrop]

colonic's are the "snake oil" of our generation.

they have no beneficial effect, clinically....and tend to cause significant negative health issues.

complete scam...
yet another one pulled on society by the "natural health"/homeopathic bullshiters club.

[TurdBerglar]

they're are instances when you really do need a colonic though.

[Qdrop]

they're are instances when you really do need a colonic though.

if there is some ACTUALL medical need...like an impacted colon, etc.

but that's never the case here.

people just fall victim to innate human cognative thought process: fear of contamination.
feces is thought of as "contamination", thus the act of having remanints of it removed from our bodies seems agreeable...possibley healthy and beneficial.
people just go with that gut-instinct, rather than researching the clinical reality of it.

my best friend is a doctor, specializing on internal medicine....he gave me the run down on it.
you can look all of this up yourselves...

[TurdBerglar]

wouldn't it been funny if dipdipdive's intestines bursted or something?

[Qdrop]

wouldn't it been funny if dipdipdive's intestines bursted or something?

i'd laugh for weeks.

and then i would truly cherrish the bag of colon-shit she sent to in the mail.

[synch]

It was $85.
Turd will do it to you for a tenner.

He'll pay cash.

[TurdBerglar]

i'd laugh for weeks.

and then i would truly cherrish the bag of colon-shit she sent to in the mail.

you can play with those little parasites

[TurdBerglar]

Turd will do it to you for a tenner.

He'll pay cash.


fuck that. anuses are gross

[Qdrop]

you can play with those little parasites

hahha...

sea monkeys...

[TurdBerglar]

no no

ass goblins

[tracky]

cognative thought process..


Seriously, if you're gonna use that word so damn much at least spell it right!!!! COGNITIVE

THINK

RECOGNITION

RE-COGNITION

COGNITION

COGNITIVE


Now go and take some latin classes or something


If you wonder why I'm being so anal about this, it's because your lack of spelling shows lack of understanding of the meaning of the word. Plus this is the thread to be anal. Just wash it all away

[Qdrop]

Seriously, if you're gonna use that word so damn much at least spell it right!!!! COGNITIVE

THINK

RECOGNITION

RE-COGNITION

COGNITION

COGNITIVE


Now go and take some latin classes or something


If you wonder why I'm being so anal about this, it's because your lack of spelling shows lack of understanding of the meaning of the word. Plus this is the thread to be anal. Just wash it all away


fillin in for Cosmo, eh?

a flip of the wrong key does not denote a lack of understanding of the word itself, nor a lack of intellectual ability.
but if you want to cling to grammar, etc...rather then the actual debate itself...then that DOES say quite a lot about you...
wouldn't you say?

i've noticed that trend on this board....the ones who put the most importance on grammar and spelling often have the least to say...about anything. It appears to be their only shot at joining in on more intellectual debates.

[synch]

Plus this is the thread to be anal in.

[paul jones]

I Bet it wasn't as painful as this (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/buttrocket.html)

[synch]

I just laughed hysterically at that :D

What an idiot!

[Bob]

i believe you mean "the thread in which to be anal"

never end a sentence with a proposition

[Nuzzolese]

i believe you mean "the thread in which to be anal"

never end a sentence with a proposition

Don't you have anything more to add to this intellectual conversation than hotness and grammar?

[beastieangel01]

that's crazy. I'd want to try it, but then the idea of it starts getting to me. That and I already had doctors fingers up my ass once. I don't want to experience that kind of thing again.

[TurdBerglar]

Don't you have anything more to add to this intellectual conversation than hotness and grammar?

fuck her bob

[Bob]

Don't you have anything more to add to this intellectual conversation than hotness and grammar?

nope

and i'm all out of grammar baby

[synch]

Bob deserves a medal of some sort.

Something with glitters.

[Nuzzolese]

Bob deserves a medal of some sort.

Something with glitters.

And ribbons that hang down

[Qdrop]

so nuzz, if you had to choose between Mickill and Bob...
who would it be?

[synch]

Perhaps even assorted types of pasta glued to it.

[cosmo105]

i believe you mean "the thread in which to be anal"

never end a sentence with a proposition
<3

[Nuzzolese]

so nuzz, if you had to choose between Mickill and Bob...
who would it be?

What a delicious conundrum!

[Bob]

so nuzz, if you had to choose between Mickill and Bob...
who would it be?

don't you mean "whom"?

now i'm just being an asshole, i don't actually know when to use whom

[cosmo105]

"whom" is correct in this instance. you use "whom" when the action is being performed ON the person, not by the person. and "it" is the subject acting upon "whom."

/ex english major

[beastiegirrl101]

I wanted a colonic...Cosmo talked me out of it.

[Qdrop]

Don't you mean "whom"?

[cosmo105]

eh i think there are better ways of cleansing your colon. and i think too many people don't know about replacing the healthy bacteria in there afterward. hell, when the spa next door to us started doing it, the owner/person that adminstered them had no idea about probiotics and we had to teach her about them and why they were so important. i later learned from someone else that she should have been rectally inserting lactobacilli in them directly after the colonic :eek:

my manager got a series and really liked it, but was kind of freaked out when, after the second session, little white parasites came out. turns out that's very common. you see things you wish you never had.

but cleansing can be a good thing for people that lead pretty toxic lives (like britney). your best bet really is to eat and live as clean as possible, eat a high-fiber diet, and cleanse regularly - but not through those cleanses where you basically shit out your liver.

[beastiegirrl101]

^ what do you think about the "master Cleanser" fasting thing? My bro and his girl are vegan like you and do the fasting thing like once a year...

they also said / say that while on it...if you chug a glass of sea salt and water it's almost the same as a colonic.

[Nuzzolese]

"whom" is correct in this instance. you use "whom" when the action is being performed ON the person, not by the person. and "it" is the subject acting upon "whom."

/ex english major

Let's not get that specific. Hey I'm also a former english major! But I still make grammar mistakes.

[cosmo105]

yeah, it really works. i did the master cleanse a few years back but was only able to do it for about a day because the mix tasted so awful. i mean, lemon juice and maple syrup isn't bad, but the cayenne pepper...after a while it made me gag and i stopped drinking it so i almost passed out :\ but it's a really intense cleanse and i think it does the job. it also suggests that you drink laxative teas in the morning and evening to get things going.

if people want their systems to be clean they should just lead healthier lives in the first place. cleansing is a quick fix and sometimes can hurt more than it harms. but if done the right way, it can be pretty good for your system and make you feel great afterward.

[Nuzzolese]

^ what do you think about the "master Cleanser" fasting thing? My bro and his girl are vegan like you and do the fasting thing like once a year...

they also said / say that while on it...if you chug a glass of sea salt and water it's almost the same as a colonic.

I've heard of at home DIY cleansers where you chug epsom salts and olive oil. I think it just gives you diarrhea.

[cosmo105]

Let's not get that specific. Hey I'm also a former english major! But I still make grammar mistakes.
oh, i know. we all do. but it's nerve-shredding to see them sometimes. especially when they seem like big glaring obvious ones that you should have learned when you were seven.

[mickill]

I perfected my spelling and grammar by constantly spelling and grammating and eventually just got gooder and gooder at it.

[Nuzzolese]

You should join our grammarian society.

[mickill]

I'd probably enjoy that very much so. I like to instigate the appropriation of big words that manifest my intelligence quotiance.

[cosmo105]

i don't think he's got big enough grammary glands.

[Qdrop]

this thread needs a colonic now...

[Nuzzolese]

I'd probably enjoy that very much so. I like to instigate the appropriation of big words that manifest my intelligence quotiance.

Oh god, I almost spewed my coffee. Does this mean you'll join our phonetic quest? I'll get you a ponytail and a package of Hanes size small boys' t-shirts.

[mickill]

As long as they're ribbed. I only wear ribbed tees. I prefer the boatneck, but v-necks are fine, too. I guess.

[mickill]

And I only do blonde ponytails.

[Nuzzolese]

Oh yeah the boatneck shows off that neck muscle collarbone area nicely. Of course the ponytail is blonde, and slicked back with gel so you don't look too effeminate.

[synch]

God forbid.

[TurdBerglar]

remember santa colonic from jackass?

[TAL]

Yes.

[TurdBerglar]

i knew you would, tal

[TAL]

You're so clever.

[TurdBerglar]

no im not


everyone else is just really fuckn' dumb

[TAL]

I'm not.

[TurdBerglar]

robots don't count

[Nuzzolese]

DDD you're so posh. These are like celebrity royalty rich people procedures. Do you regularly get manicures? Do you get massages and pedicures and facials and glycolic peels and stuff like that? I'm always shocked at the number of people with gym memberships, who get frequent manicures, go to tanning salons, get highlights. That would be so luxurious to me. I couldn't fathom inserting those activities into my monthly routine.

[TAL]

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[TurdBerglar]

DDD you're so posh. These are like celebrity royalty rich people procedures. Do you regularly get manicures? Do you get massages and pedicures and facials and glycolic peels and stuff like that? I'm always shocked at the number of people with gym memberships, who get frequent manicures, go to tanning salons, get highlights. That would be so luxurious to me. I couldn't fathom inserting those activities into my monthly routine.


hahaha...inserting....ironic

[TurdBerglar]

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well guess this proves your not a robot and actually are really fuckn' dumb

[TAL]

It took you this long to figure that out?

[TurdBerglar]

hahahaha


idiot

[fucktopgirl]

its seem to me to be a weird mix to go have a manicure then a "ass washing"

that is not the kind of activities that i like
but i respect if somebody enjoy!
buti laught :D

[mickill]

DDD could have just gone in the backyard and used a garden hose. I don't know of anyone that cleanses their colon more frequently. And I've read (http://www.healthatoz.com/healthatoz/Atoz/dc/caz/canc/colc/alert08162005.jsp) about the dangers involved with doing so numerous times now. Stop it, Lara. You friggin moron.

[Nuzzolese]

hahaha...inserting....ironic

?

[TurdBerglar]

LOOK!

[fucktopgirl]

inserting a hose in the ass!

[Nuzzolese]

Oh I misread that, I'm sorry. I thought you said "interesting." Nevermind.

[Qdrop]

technically, that wasn't irony at all.

[TurdBerglar]

technically, that wasn't irony at all.


well it's something

[afronaut]

i actually got one of these.

my mom was all into that holistic stuff (still is). she paid for it.
i thought it felt pretty good. i refused to look at the "out going" contents though.

[afronaut]

and i meant a colonic.
not a manicure.

or does it not matter?

[TurdBerglar]

no dude. it doesn't matter.

[afronaut]

no dude. it doesn't matter.

equally gay, huh? i guess telling you that a guy did it would make it even more gay.

[fucktopgirl]

maybe :p

[TurdBerglar]

equally gay, huh? i guess telling you that a guy did it would make it even more gay.


haveing something rammed up your ass will liquid squirting out of it or haveing you nails look good. i think i'd rather have my nails look good.

[fucktopgirl]

haveing something rammed up your ass will liquid squirting out of it or haveing you nails look good. i think i'd rather have my nails look good.

well someday you will have to go trough that"rammed up ass thing"
your prostate :D

[afronaut]

haveing something rammed up your ass will liquid squirting out of it or haveing you nails look good. i think i'd rather have my nails look good.

it wasn't so much rammed, as it was heavily lubricated and gently inserted.
like i said, it felt kinda good.

this is killing my image, huh?

[TurdBerglar]

well someday you will have to go trough that"rammed up ass thing"
your prostate :D


no

i'll kill myself before then

[TurdBerglar]

it wasn't so much rammed, as it was heavily lubricated and gently inserted.
like i said, it felt kinda good.

this is killing my image, huh?


you had an image?

[fucktopgirl]

no

i'll kill myself before then

hehehehe

[afronaut]

probably not.

[Qdrop]

jesus, when did afronaut turn into a raging homosexual?

[afronaut]

oh you can just go to hell, qdrop.

[TurdBerglar]

yeah qdrop you prick

he's always been a rageing homosexual. don't you notice anything? you're so insensitive sometimes.

[Qdrop]

i just never figured him to be the kind of guy who likes getting lubricated tubes inserted in his ass.

my bad.

[tracky]

fillin in for Cosmo, eh?

a flip of the wrong key does not denote a lack of understanding of the word itself, nor a lack of intellectual ability.
but if you want to cling to grammar, etc...rather then the actual debate itself...then that DOES say quite a lot about you...
wouldn't you say?

i've noticed that trend on this board....the ones who put the most importance on grammar and spelling often have the least to say...about anything. It appears to be their only shot at joining in on more intellectual debates.

I couldn't care less about every other mistake you make, it's just this one word which you have an obsession with yet you can't even spell it right. It's not a typo when you do it every time. :rolleyes: It bugs the crap outta me so I feel the need to say something. Also, I'm not here to get involved in intellectual debates. If I was I would go into the political forum or something

[paul jones]

you could have done it the old fashion way........

yum! (http://www.blessedherbs.com/photos2i.html)


mmmmmmmmmmmm chocolate!

[tracky]

thats fucking gross :mad:

now you go and do a google image search for "pretty"

[Echewta]

Funny, I would have thought my body would get rid of that stuff if it was suppose to.

[Echewta]

Yea I dont know. I rather use the pipes the way they were suppose to be used and eat/drink something that makes me Harrrukkin it out.

[paul jones]

Yea I dont know. I rather use the pipes the way they were suppose to be used and eat/drink something that makes me Harrrukkin it out.

yeah Streetfighter poops! (y)

[cosmo105]

the problem is the American diet is so low-fiber and high in sticky starches and meat that it all sits there rotting in your colon for years, leading to a myriad of problems (colon cancer/polyps being one of them). the best defense is a good offense - eat a high-fiber diet. i'm so regular my farts don't stink.

[TurdBerglar]

i'm so regular my farts don't stink.


where's the fun in that

[cosmo105]

it does suck when you're trying to dutch oven someone and he sniffs and laughs :(

[Qdrop]

I couldn't care less about every other mistake you make, it's just this one word which you have an obsession with yet you can't even spell it right. It's not a typo when you do it every time. oh, I've probably misspelled that word like 3 times. I don't even type it that much. you just pretend I do. and many typos are recurrent- your motor skills tend to go on physical memory...if you mistype a word a few times...you're brain tends to repeat those motions subconsciously. it's redundant motor skills...not intellect.
but I wouldn't expect you to understand that.

It bugs the crap outta me so I feel the need to say something. yeah, and that speak volumes about your own OCD issues. take care of your own first.

Also, I'm not here to get involved in intellectual debates. which only goes to further prove my point:

"I've noticed that trend on this board....the ones who put the most importance on grammar and spelling often have the least to say...about anything. It appears to be their only shot at joining in on more intellectual debates."

you will continue to pretend that spelling some words wrong or committing typos is a testament of lower-intellect...yet you refuse, "for some reason" to engage in any intellectual debates yourself.

"those in glass houses should not throw stones..."

[Nuzzolese]

the problem is the American diet is so low-fiber and high in sticky starches and meat...

Which country has a better diet? Surely not those with the kids who have big round hard bellies.

[cosmo105]

a lot of asian countries, especially japan, had much healthier diets up until recently when fast food franchises started popping up hidari and right there.

they had very low levels of cancer and very low heart disease. americans have the highest rate of heart disease in the world, if i'm not mistaken.

[Echewta]

the veggie seafood diet. (y)

[cosmo105]

peskytarian.

[Echewta]

Cheetos are in the dairy group.

[fucktopgirl]

a lot of asian countries, especially japan, had much healthier diets up until recently when fast food franchises started popping up hidari and right there.

they had very low levels of cancer and very low heart disease. americans have the highest rate of heart disease in the world, if i'm not mistaken.


asian country drink a lot of green tea,great antioxidant! (y)

[ms.peachy]

Christ almighty, are we still talking about this chick's ass? Six pages? WTF?

[cosmo105]

technically it's her ass and her colon. that warrants at least 4 pages right there.

[fucktopgirl]

no we talking about diet

[Ace42X]

Only when I fuck around with you douchebags on this message board.

Hmmm semen buildup in the anus and colon could theoretically be binding.

[marsdaddy]

I thought about a pedicure after my hospital stay. All those years of basketball left callouses, then BOOM zero activity and being dehydrated is not a good mix. But I couldn't fathom having someone cut my toenails in public. I was seriously thinking of going to a fancy place with a private room, but decided it wasn't worth the trouble.

I had an involuntary colonic in the hospital based on not eating for about 2 weeks and all the IVs and other assorted medicines being pumped into my system. I had NOTHING in my colon, or so I was told.

Good for you, DDD for doing something, but don't do it again. :|

take care of your own first.Does this count as irony, in your book?

[Qdrop]

Does this count as irony, in your book?

i don't even remember that statement...

what the fuck was the context.

[paulb]

Both my cuticles and my colon feel light and fluffy.


tasty...

[marsdaddy]

i don't even remember that statement...

what the fuck was the context.The irony is you wear your "I need to work on my personal shit" scout badge on your sleeve.

[Qdrop]

The irony is you wear your "I need to work on my personal shit" scout badge on your sleeve.

see, the problem here is that you are responding to posts that are days or weeks old....
no one remembers or cares, thus the magic of your "wit" is lost....
kinda like waking up at 1:30am and thinking of a great comeback you shoulda used earlier that day...it's too late.

that, and your comment is so vague and generic....

[Nuzzolese]

Did that even make sense?

[Qdrop]

Did that even make sense?

fuck if i know.

it's like trying to have a conversation with a week long pause in between comments.
who can keep track?

[kll]

me.

[Qdrop]

me.

well aren't you just little miss fuckin special...
arent'cha?

[DipDipDive]

STOP BUMPING THIS THREAD! YOU'RE UPSETTING MISS PEACHY!

[marsdaddy]

see, the problem here is that you are responding to posts that are days or weeks old....
no one remembers or cares, thus the magic of your "wit" is lost....
kinda like waking up at 1:30am and thinking of a great comeback you shoulda used earlier that day...it's too late.

that, and your comment is so vague and generic....Again, you missed the point. Old posts are there for the taking. It's the internet, hoss. Unless you want to have Minton delete your existence off here?

The magic of my wit was lost while you were still in diapers, chief.

I'm glad you admit the board keeps you up nights trying to come up with "great" comebacks. Now if you'll only admit to an inferiority complex and massive insecurities, you might actually demonstrate personal growth.

I'm just saying what needs to be said.

Sorry, I could care less if Ms. Peachy doesn't want this ugly bumped.