View Full Version : Bam just admitted to fucking Jessica Simpson on Too Late
DJ_Skrilla
11-03-2005, 02:28 AM
So Bam Margera just admitted he fucked Jessica Simpson while he was on the Late Show with Adam Corolla. Funny as hell.
Also they did a sattelite feed to Lou's records in San Diego which is cool, and they talked hella shit about Ashlee Simpson! Apparently her new album is #1?!
buddylee
11-03-2005, 03:39 AM
So Bam Margera just admitted he fucked Jessica Simpson while he was on the Late Show with Adam Corolla. Funny as hell.
Also they did a sattelite feed to Lou's records in San Diego which is cool, and they talked hella shit about Ashlee Simpson! Apparently her new album is #1?!
he said no thing like that . I got it on TeVio.
he said he didnt. then adam asked if you did would say so , He said no.
DJ_Skrilla
11-03-2005, 11:08 AM
I know him! He did it... Call Jess and ask him...
Anne Lauren
11-03-2005, 02:50 PM
he said no thing like that . I got it on TeVio.
he said he didnt. then adam asked if you did would say so , He said no.
Didn't Bam's dad and his ex-girlfriend originally go on a radio show and say that they had slept together? And that's how all this got started?
She waits until she's in her 20's and until after she's married, for religious reasons, to lose her virginity...then goes and commits adultry by sleeping with another guy, not really that long after getting married. I mean, if it's true about them, I don't get it. The woman obviously has discipline and is extremely religious. So, wouldn't committing adultry be worse than having sex before marriage? And if you are going to do it...don't do it with Bam. If you're gonna have to seek forgiveness from the Lord for a sin, at least make it worth your while.
jennyb
11-03-2005, 03:00 PM
The woman obviously has discipline and is extremely religious. ...
uh.... sure :p
King PSYZ
11-03-2005, 03:03 PM
if bam did cheat on jenn with jessica thats super fucked cause he has a kid with jenn now.
TurdBerglar
11-03-2005, 03:07 PM
shit. i'd cheat on a chick to fuck jessica simpson. and i think most chicks would be completely understanding. say i had a gf and she cheated on me with brad pitt or something. i think i would have to congratulate her. what else could i do?
beastieangel01
11-03-2005, 03:58 PM
haha, that'd be awesome to be congratulated for that. I guess.
TurdBerglar
11-03-2005, 03:59 PM
don't you think it would be deserving?
Anne Lauren
11-03-2005, 04:07 PM
uh.... sure :p
Oh yeah, that These boots are made for walking video totally captured her virginous qualities.
cookiepuss
11-03-2005, 04:31 PM
shit. i'd cheat on a chick to fuck jessica simpson. and i think most chicks would be completely understanding. say i had a gf and she cheated on me with brad pitt or something. i think i would have to congratulate her. what else could i do?
I'd be so pissed if my guy nailed that nit wit. I would not be the least bit understanding because I'm positive I'm a better lay than her (for sure I have more experience) She's attractive... I guess...if you like idiots. But, her personality makes her unnattractive to me. but I guess in turds world personality has nothing to do with fuckability.
TurdBerglar
11-03-2005, 04:33 PM
I'd be so pissed if my guy nailed that nit wit. I would not be the least bit understanding because I'm positive I'm a better lay than her (for sure I have more experience) She's attractive... I guess...if you like idiots. But, her personality makes her unnattractive to me. but I guess in turds world personality has nothing to do with fuckability.
you kind of missed the point there. it's the fact the she can get any man she fuckn' wants in the whole world. but she choose some shmuck off the street. that shmuck has to have something special. i personally don't find her very attractive.
cookiepuss
11-03-2005, 04:43 PM
Well that makes more sense to me then in term of congrats.
then again,
I tend to think that men aren't all that picky about who they get down with, so actually there's alot of women out ther who can pretty much have thier pick of any dude in the world, not just celebrity women. ;)
TurdBerglar
11-03-2005, 04:51 PM
are you trying to say you want to fuck me?
***NEWSFLASH***
WHO FUCKING CARES.
adam_f
11-03-2005, 05:03 PM
Jessica Simpson just does not make my jock jive.
mp-seventythree
11-03-2005, 05:04 PM
No matter how good someone looks, if they're a dumbfuck that's just not attractive.
cookiepuss
11-03-2005, 05:04 PM
are you trying to say you want to fuck me?
oh you'd like that wouldn't you?
I don't know there's just so many e-people to choose from. la la la. heh.
Jessica Simpson just does not make my jock jive.
I bet you're more into O.J. Simpson, pieboy.
laurie_hammy
11-03-2005, 05:16 PM
if bam did cheat on jenn with jessica thats super fucked cause he has a kid with jenn now.
He had a kid with that chick ? :eek:
King PSYZ
11-03-2005, 06:28 PM
yeah it's why phil did that celebrity fit club, because he wanted to be around for his grandson
laurie_hammy
11-03-2005, 06:59 PM
yeah it's why phil did that celebrity fit club, because he wanted to be around for his grandson
Phils brother Don Vito. I cant stand that wanker. I wish they played more pranks on that fool.
buddylee
11-03-2005, 07:52 PM
Phils brother Don Vito. I cant stand that wanker. I wish they played more pranks on that fool.
Don Vito is Strait ,
the fact is Bam did say shit.
adam_f
11-04-2005, 07:34 AM
Originally posted by DIGI
I bet you're more into O.J. Simpson, pieboy.
That was clever.
WHUFC
11-04-2005, 07:39 AM
yeah a man in his fourtys who may have murdered his wife is really going to turn gay people on...
adam_f
11-04-2005, 07:58 AM
Not gay.
yeah it's why phil did that celebrity fit club, because he wanted to be around for his grandson
Not sure about that. It was Phil's other son, Jess that had the baby (a daughter).
That was clever.
Wasn't bad, but it will never come close to your neverending 80's TV show quips.
And who gives a shit about the JACKASS guys?? Seriously, I lived about 10 minutes from West Chester earlier this year and have met Bam on numerous occasions at this Irish Pub KILDARE'S. I've bought him a Car Bomb before. He's not THAT cool.
Qdrop
11-04-2005, 12:30 PM
***NEWSFLASH***
WHO FUCKING CARES.
yeah, let's run this clip again...okay, kids!?
roosta
11-04-2005, 12:47 PM
Wasn't bad, but it will never come close to your neverending 80's TV show quips.
And who gives a shit about the JACKASS guys?? Seriously, I lived about 10 minutes from West Chester earlier this year and have met Bam on numerous occasions at this Irish Pub KILDARE'S. I've bought him a Car Bomb before. He's not THAT cool.
no, but you're THAT cool, dood!
King PSYZ
11-04-2005, 07:34 PM
Not sure about that. It was Phil's other son, Jess that had the baby (a daughter).
well on celebrity fit club they said it was bam who had a kid
if bam did cheat on jenn with jessica thats super fucked cause he has a kid with jenn now.
he doesnt have a kid with jenn now, JENN has a kid with A OTHER man.
jesse has a kid, not his brother
King PSYZ
11-05-2005, 08:51 AM
well then, fuck away i guess.
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