argue with me thread

[TurdBerglar]

i'll leave it up to you to pick the topic(s)


ok assholes. lets go!

[TAL]

No.

[TurdBerglar]

tal you're on a roll today

[TAL]

Rock n roll.

[mickill]

Why would anyone want to voluntarily argue with you?

[TurdBerglar]

becuase it's fun, dickhead

[Qdrop]

Even I ain't taking this dare...

i'd get better results arguing with my dog.

[TurdBerglar]

Even I ain't taking this dare...

i'd get better results arguing with my dog.


can your dog cuss you out?

fuck no!

[TAL]

Hi there, Shawn.

[TurdBerglar]

my name's tony

[TAL]

Michael.

[TurdBerglar]

no. TONY

[TAL]

Awesome arguing (y)

[beastiegirrl101]

I thought it was Sean

[TurdBerglar]

no it's tony. im a fuckn' guinea

[beastiegirrl101]

no it's tony. im a fuckn' guinea

you wish you were Italian. Doesn't everyone?

[synch]

I am. The body hair is a bitch.

[TurdBerglar]

you wish you were Italian. Doesn't everyone?


i am italian! my grandmother's maiden name is baldini! and she has a really big nose.

[beastiegirrl101]

body hair and big noses....some of the pleasures of being Italian.

[synch]

I was spared the big nose.

I do crave pasta and pizza nearly 24/7 though.

[fucktopgirl]

yea my bf is half italian!

SEXUAL OBSESSION

would define a italian man

[TurdBerglar]

body hair and big noses....some of the pleasures of being Italian.


do you have a happy trail?

[TAL]

She's Brazilian there.

[beastiegirrl101]

do you have a happy trail?

you mean pleasure trail? nope. I am actually not hairy at all. . .the nose part is another story. I dont crave pizza 24/ 7 but pasta and gravy like all the time.

[synch]

yea my bf is half italian!

SEXUAL OBSESSION

would define a italian man
Immagine... he's only half Italian...

[TurdBerglar]

you mean pleasure trail? nope. I am actually not hairy at all. . .the nose part is another story. I dont crave pizza 24/ 7 but pasta and gravy like all the time.

i don't look italian at all except for the greasy skin and hair. really greasy

[fucktopgirl]

Immagine... he's only half Italian...

yea that would leave me no time to chat!

[beastiegirrl101]

Immagine... he's only half Italian...

the better half.

[abcdefz]

my name's tony



Eeees not eeeere missusss torranccce....

[afronaut]

real high-brow entertainment.

[beastiegirrl101]

real high-brow entertainment.

where the hell have you been?

[afronaut]

where the hell have you been?

europe.

[fucktopgirl]

well where is the arguing part of this tread? (n)

[TAL]

europe.

[TurdBerglar]

well where is the arguing part of this tread? (n)


IT'S RIGHT HERE

[fucktopgirl]

yea so let argue about ,,the emptiness.
comon give some meat!

[TAL]

Turd, she wants your meat.

[TurdBerglar]

i have some very satisfying meat

[afronaut]

this thread is like an endless, soon-to-be-canceled comedy sketch show.

[TurdBerglar]

yeah


then a bunch of idiots adopt it as a new cult classic

[fucktopgirl]

i have some very satisfying meat

meat as something to debate about!
not your proudness to be alive

[synch]

this thread is like an endless, soon-to-be-canceled comedy sketch show.
*insert canned laughter*

[TAL]

Is there a drinking game for it?

[TurdBerglar]

meat as something to debate about!
not your proudness to be alive


we can ummm mass debate the meat. yes?

[synch]

In the privacy of your own home, sure, go for it.

[fucktopgirl]

we can ummm mass debate the meat. yes?
the meat not you sausage
so you think that vegan are right or meat eater?

[TurdBerglar]

any chick that eats the meat is all right in my book

[fucktopgirl]

hahahaha eat the meat as a rosebeef ;)

[TurdBerglar]

yeah rosebeef

[ericlee]

fuckin rosebeef? Yeah I bet it's the beef you can plant twolips on

[TurdBerglar]

hahaha

[fucktopgirl]

dick is the brain of a man

[TurdBerglar]

so who's rosebeef do you plant your twolips next to?

[fucktopgirl]

so who's rosebeef do you plant your twolips next to?

ok now it become a little asburd
rosebeef as a vagina?
no i like better the attribute of the opposite sex! :D

[TurdBerglar]

she we explain this to her?

i don't think she quite gets it

[ericlee]

rosebeef vagina.. Hmm, why am I craving Arby's all of the sudden?

[fucktopgirl]

she we explain this to her?

i don't think she quite gets it

yes" enlightened "me

[yeahwho]

get the fuck outta here with fuckin' argument and it's spelt rows beef buuuuitch!

[TurdBerglar]

it's roastbeef not rosebeef. twolips are a type of flower like roses are flowers.

planting twolips next rosebeef = putting your two lips next to a vagina....HAHAHAHAHAHA

[ericlee]

it's tulips by the way. I just mispelled it to follow along with rosebeef.

[TurdBerglar]

it's tulips by the way. I just mispelled it to follow along with rosebeef.



oh yeah

[ericlee]

good joke though. Ask someone about if they would take a job planting tulips for 20 an hour and when they say yeah, point at yer crotch and say "start planting"

[TurdBerglar]

hahaha


i'll ask the floralshop girl at work tomarrow

[WHUFC]

OI! TURDBERGLER! YOU FUCKING TOE RAG! I DONT LIKE YOUR SORT ARRRGHHH DONT MAKE ME ARGUE WITH YOU ON THE INTERNET! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[TurdBerglar]

what the fuck is a toe rag

[Chicka B]

I just choked on a cherryhead, thank you much. (n) :D

[WHUFC]

somefink you wipe your toe wivf! innit!

[TurdBerglar]

you mean a sock :confused:

[WHUFC]

dont worry your poor little head where your from no one calls each other dirty FUCKING TOE RAG! YOU 'ORRIBLE CUNT!

[Chicka B]

snort...

[mp-seventythree]

dont worry your poor little head where your from no one calls each other dirty FUCKING TOE RAG! YOU 'ORRIBLE CUNT!

I'm guessing you're a Brit. I'd go as far as guessing you're a Brit who supports West Ham.

[TurdBerglar]

dont worry your poor little head where your from no one calls each other dirty FUCKING TOE RAG! YOU 'ORRIBLE CUNT!


what's so bad about a toe rag? it's kina insulting but not that much to be used as an insult.

now a cuntrag... that's insulting

[synch]

I'm guessing you're a Brit. I'd go as far as guessing you're a Brit who supports West Ham.
What gave it away, the toe rag or the username? ;)

[fucktopgirl]

it's roastbeef not rosebeef. twolips are a type of flower like roses are flowers.

planting twolips next rosebeef = putting your two lips next to a vagina....HAHAHAHAHAHA

i think i am pervert !
all along i though you where pervert! :o

[TurdBerglar]

"fucktopgirl" a pervert? no way!

[mp-seventythree]

What gave it away, the toe rag or the username? ;)

hehe, a bit of both really.
The toe rag bit would indicate that he's from the London area

[fucktopgirl]

"fucktopgirl" a pervert? no way!


anyway rosebeef=twolips



its make good analogy

[WHUFC]

:) why yes my good friend your absolutly right i suport west ham and i have three millwall supporters in my attic who i torture when im bored.

[TurdBerglar]

anyway rosebeef=twolips



its make good analogy



umm


i still don't think she get's it, guys


this is hilarious

[mp-seventythree]

:) why yes my good friend your absolutly right i suport west ham and i have three millwall supporters in my attic who i torture when im bored.

Excellent work, carry on
(y)

[fucktopgirl]

umm


i still don't think she get's it, guys


this is hilarious

ha fuck you
i get it alright
dick

[synch]

umm


i still don't think she get's it, guys


this is hilarious
I want to see how you do on a french speaking messageboard :)

[fucktopgirl]

I want to see how you do on a french speaking messageboard :)
thank synch for your support :D
but i did get the stupid jock

[TurdBerglar]

I want to see how you do on a french speaking messageboard :)


why the hell would i be on a french speaking message board. the french are weird

[fucktopgirl]

why the hell would i be on a french speaking message board. the french are weird

because you understand fuck all !

[synch]

thank synch for your support :D
but i did get the stupid jock
"Tulips" et "roses" sont les fleures, "roast beef" est quelche chose che ce mange et "two lips" sont deux... errr... deux lips...

Can't think of the french word for lips :D

Pardon my rusty french, haven't had a french lesson since 1994 :)

[mp-seventythree]

I think it's lèvres, but I haven't had a French lesson since 1989.

[TurdBerglar]

hahaha

mange


hahaha

[fucktopgirl]

"Tulips" et "roses" sont les fleures, "roast beef" est quelche chose che ce mange et "two lips" sont deux... errr... deux lips...

Can't think of the french word for lips :D

Pardon my rusty french, haven't had a french lesson since 1994 :)

well that is pretty good (y) ,do you have french friends
"deux levres"=two lips

[fucktopgirl]

hahaha

mange


hahaha
hahaha
'mange de la marde"

[TurdBerglar]

hahaha
'mange de la marde"


yuck :mad:

[fucktopgirl]

yuck :mad:


sorry that was really mean
but you did understand it?
good for you

[synch]

well that is pretty good (y) ,do you have french friends
"deux levres"=two lips
Makes sense :)

No, don't have french friends, but I speak Italian on a daily basis :)

[TurdBerglar]

sorry that was really mean
but you did understand it?
good for you

i took 4 years on spanish in highschool and one year of french so i can understand romantic languages a little bit.

[synch]

On spanish? How many years of english?

[TurdBerglar]

shutup

[fucktopgirl]

i took 4 years on spanish in highschool and one year of french so i can understand romantic languages a little bit.
bueno,yo hable espagnol un poquo
esta casi la misma que el frances

[TurdBerglar]

yeah

i don't understand that second phrase

[synch]

Almost the same as Italian too.

[fucktopgirl]

yeah

i don't understand that second phrase
hahahaha :p 4 years of spanish

[synch]

yeah

i don't understand that second phrase
She says that it's almost the same as french.

[TurdBerglar]

hahahaha :p 4 years of spanish


that was almost 6 years ago

[fucktopgirl]

that was almost 6 years ago


so your memory is weak! :D
but practice is the best!
if you learn but cannot use it,its gone!

[TurdBerglar]

if you learn but cannot use it,its gone!


exactly

[fucktopgirl]

She says that it's almost the same as french.

youre good! (y)
please tell me that your avatar is not actually your face :p

[synch]

It's a very bad picture of me. I think it's the lighting ;)

[fucktopgirl]

yea its look like you have "la jaunisse"

[synch]

:D

it's sean connery

[CrankItUp!]

Do any of the chicks call you Tony The Tiger ?

[WHUFC]

I HATE THOSE ITI BASTARDS!
FOR NO REASON! BECUASE THEY HAVNT GIVEN ME ONE IS WHY I HATE THEM! FUCKING ITI BASTARDS!

[Tzar]

oi turd, just shut the fuck up, mang

you can't argue for shit, you suck cow anus. just roll over and die.

i win; you loose.

[TurdBerglar]

the only thing interesting about you is that lesbian friend of yours

[Tzar]

the only thing interesting about you is that lesbian friend of yours
fuck off cunt. i'm more interesting than a big random wrapped-up present thats sitting in the living room and has your(1) name on it.
everyone reckons i'm the coolest cat and you're just some deperate kent who wants his dick sucked on. oh wha's that? oh olright!





(1) - your as in anyone's name. your was used universally there.

[ToucanSpam]

Sorry I'm late.


So, assjacket, Metal Gear Solid 3 or Splinter Cell 2? I'll say MGS 3.

[TurdBerglar]

that made no sense, tzar

[Tzar]

that made no sense, tzar
Tzar makes alot of sense. you just can't read. put your glasses on, sucka.

[fucktopgirl]

dick fight

[zippo]

fucktopgirl has a thing for turd i think

[TurdBerglar]

i have a thing in my pants

[fucktopgirl]

fucktopgirl has a thing for turd i think

pahahahahaha

[zippo]

you see, shes laughing

[fucktopgirl]

no i am pissing in my pants

[TurdBerglar]

foreigners (y)

[fucktopgirl]

for the second time ,i am not a foreigner! :rolleyes:

[TurdBerglar]

yes you are


you're crazy and you speak a different language

[fucktopgirl]

yes you are


you're crazy and you speak a different language


i am not more crazy then you!
speaking a different language
i speak fucking english and french

[TurdBerglar]

you speak one hell of a weird english

[fucktopgirl]

you speak one hell of a weird english

well maybe its a bit modified

[TurdBerglar]

so you are a foreigner

[fucktopgirl]

ok foreigner

i am a foreigner,i was born in quebec?
do you where it is?

[TurdBerglar]

africa?

[fucktopgirl]

africa?
really cold
i believe in you,you can do it?

[TurdBerglar]

ummm

russia?

[fucktopgirl]

nop,but keep on going
put on some hat and scarf
itrs cold there

[TurdBerglar]

it's cold here too

[fucktopgirl]

well if you come closer
it's gona be warmer

[TurdBerglar]

yeeeaaaah baby

[fucktopgirl]

so i am not better then you,where is massachusiep(excuse my spelling)

[TurdBerglar]

it's in australia

[zippo]

thats what im talking about

[fucktopgirl]

ok

australian guy are funny :D

[TurdBerglar]

hahahaha

[fucktopgirl]

see they are :)

this sumer i was working with autralians guy
"no worries,cheer mates ,"all the times

me and my sister came across that little sketch scenario

that australians dude have his arms ripp off,is bleeding like hell
but still
"no worries,cheer mates"

[laurie_hammy]

Turd I dont know why ya bother comin on here hahaha. Ya come on here, talk about ya ass hair getting tangles, your greasy skin, mangina's, and ya expect chicks to like ya hahaha.

[TurdBerglar]

huh?

[zippo]

yea turd, what the fuck

[zippo]

hahahaha

[TurdBerglar]

i don't get it

[TAL]

He thinks you come here because you want people to like you.

[zippo]

i dont either
my cold is really burning me out

[TurdBerglar]

He thinks you come here because you want people to like you.

well i do. especially the fine ladies



hey girls

[zippo]

TAL!

YOU SPEAK WITH THE STRENGTH OF A ROMAN EMPEROR

*bows*

[laurie_hammy]

Turd, Give up.

[TurdBerglar]

give up what?

[fucktopgirl]

well i do. especially the fine ladies



hey girls

no turd internet spirit is really quiut!

[TurdBerglar]

what?

[fucktopgirl]

whatever! :D

[laurie_hammy]

Huh ? What ? I Dont Get It ? What ? Huh ? What ?

[TurdBerglar]

you ok dude?

[laurie_hammy]

I dont get it ? Huh ?? What the ??? I dont get it ? What ? Huh ? What ? Huh ? What the hell ? What ? Huh ?

[TurdBerglar]

are all australian inherently retarded?

[laurie_hammy]

http://tinypic.com/fbdcfq.jpg

Thread Closed

[TurdBerglar]

im good at it though

[fucktopgirl]

yea you look like a qiut nerdy guy!

and what about my australian jok you guys?
not funny or what?

[laurie_hammy]

At being a retard ? True

[hellojello]

yea you look like a qiut nerdy guy!

and what about my australian jok you guys?
not funny or what?
french guy 1: '' quick fire ze missiles! ''
french guy 2: '' but I'm le tired ''
french guy 1: '' well have a nap, then fire ze missiles ''

[laurie_hammy]

french guy 1: '' quick fire ze missiles! ''
french guy 2: '' but I'm le tired ''
french guy 1: '' well have a nap, then fire ze missiles ''

hahaha END OF ZE WORLD !!!!!!