View Full Version : Are you less of a dork in person?
mickill
11-04-2005, 03:10 PM
The reason why I ask is because Toucan implied something about being not so gay in the real world and how he only gives off that fruity vibe on the message board and whatnot. It just kinda made me think. I think that's great if some of you are a lot cooler than you appear to be in internet form.
I'm cooler in real life, too.
Qdrop
11-04-2005, 03:16 PM
oh yeah.
waaaaaaaay cooler.
I'm cooler than sliced bread on the other side of the pillow.
Chicka B
11-04-2005, 03:20 PM
I'm a lot less happy in real life, I'm not sure if that makes me less of a dork though. But I never make this face in real life, even though I use it on here. > :p < That's just ghey.
beastieangel01
11-04-2005, 03:25 PM
Good question.
I have no idea. Maybe the first impression I give off (without me talking ha) is normal? Then you hear me talk about certain things and of course, I'm a dork.
or a whale vagina.
mickill
11-04-2005, 03:28 PM
I'm a lot less happy in real life, I'm not sure if that makes me less of a dork though. But I never make this face in real life, even though I use it on here. > :p < That's just ghey.
Yeah, even DroppinScience retired that one. Now he's graduated to accompanying his more obnoxious and pretentious self-glorifying statements with this little gem: ;)
ToucanSpam
11-04-2005, 03:32 PM
I am a lot less of a twit. A lot. Not that I expect any of you to believe me.
skinnybutphat
11-04-2005, 03:34 PM
Corporate firewalls subtract from my coolness anywheres from about 30-40 %.
yeahwho
11-04-2005, 03:35 PM
People Hate Me.
skinnybutphat
11-04-2005, 03:38 PM
As they should
monkey
11-04-2005, 03:43 PM
someone recently said to me "no one would pick you out for a dork till they talk to you for an hour". then that someone proceeded to poke me. and he called me a dork... :rolleyes:
i'm not so much a dork in real life as i am crazy.
yeahwho
11-04-2005, 03:54 PM
The age old excuse of "I only have this certain character flaw on the internet. I'm soo much cooler in real life. Actually, I'm 24 years old, I'm a Pitcher for the New York Yankees. Being that I'm SINGLE and bored, I donate all my spare time to helping Autistic children."
BULLSHIT
If you come across as a fag/ asshole/ dumbass/ suck-up/ insertdescriptiveadjective/ on the internet, chances are you are in real life too.
People hate you too.
instigator7022
11-04-2005, 04:04 PM
I might actually be dorkier in real life
mp-seventythree
11-04-2005, 04:05 PM
I might actually be dorkier in real life
Same here
how come all the dorks think they are cooler in real life?
dorks
mickill
11-04-2005, 04:36 PM
With all the available resources and people you can basically bite from online, there's really no excuse. Everybody on the internet should be able to fake being cool. It's all pretty much handed to you.
hpdrifter
11-04-2005, 04:40 PM
Maybe I'm a little late to the game on this "internet" thing but I don't think people can fake anything on the internet. You reveal yourself eventually.
'Sup yeahwho. Perfectly rainy Seattle day. But at least the mountains are opening early this year.
mp-seventythree
11-04-2005, 04:41 PM
With all the available resources and people you can basically bite from online, there's really no excuse. Everybody on the internet should be able to fake being cool. It's all pretty much handed to you.
But why would you want to?
mickill
11-04-2005, 04:49 PM
But why would you want to?
I didn't say that I would want to. I don't need to. I'm like the Charles Bronson of the internet. But people that have a hard time not being perceived as complete homos, they might wanna.
Nuzzolese
11-04-2005, 04:51 PM
People only think I'm cooler in person because they don't know me like you do. It's easier to be cool in person, because you can just stand there and do stuff. Online you have to think of something to say. It's challenging.
so what do you do that makes them think you're "cool"?
yeahwho
11-04-2005, 04:52 PM
'Sup yeahwho. Perfectly rainy Seattle day. But at least the mountains are opening early this year.
Hey hp,
Seattle looks so cool in the rain and now we're gonna have snow up in the passes....I bought 3 flannel shirts yesterday and some waterproof timberlines. Think I'm going to grow a scraggly beard and wear some sort of animal hat this winter (y) .
PS. Your sposeda hate me.
DroppinScience
11-04-2005, 04:55 PM
Yeah, even DroppinScience retired that one. Now he's graduated to accompanying his more obnoxious and pretentious self-glorifying statements with this little gem: ;)
I'm personally working my way through the emoticons until I get to use this one (lb)
One day, man. One day...
P.S. - Is it now the vogue thing to go: "Even DroppinScience doesn't do that" or whatever. I think I've seen this statement pop up maybe 3 times this week.
hpdrifter
11-04-2005, 04:56 PM
Hey hp,
Seattle looks so cool in the rain and now we're gonna have snow up in the passes....I bought 3 flannel shirts yesterday and some waterproof timberlines. Think I'm going to grow a scraggly beard and wear some sort of animal hat this winter (y) .
PS. Your sposeda hate me.
Okay, I know you're not from around here so I'm gonna let that slide. This time.
hpdrifter
11-04-2005, 04:58 PM
Online you have to think of something to say. It's challenging.
Yeah, I'm not good at coming up with the zingers like our boy killa. I'll never be as cool as him. I can only hope he lets me sit at his lunch table so I can stand behind him and go "Yeah" every time he sons someone.
mickill
11-04-2005, 05:02 PM
dork
Don't call me that! I'm a human being with real feelings and emotions! Why don't you go find someone else to troll because you obviously don't know who I am and what I'm capable of. I don't want to have to humiliate you in front of all these people by burning you so bad that you might end up in the hospital. With 1st degree burns! So go ahead and make fun of me. Yeah, because I deserve it. Why? What did I ever do to you? You need to get a life and maybe stop taking the internet so seriously. Jeez! It's only a message board. hahahahaha! Oh man, you crack me up! You're so dumb you don't even know it. You just walked into a trap. You shouldn't poke a sleeping monster with a stick. I could say something right now that would just blow you right out of the water! You're so lucky I have a heart or I would burn you so bad right now. So bad you'd need to go to the hospital. With 1st degree burns! haha I have an arsenal of weapons at my disposal if you want to keep going. I have all day! Leave me alone! I'm gonna report you to the admin if you're not careful. You're so lucky I'm not tearing into you right now. Instead, I'm gonna let the admin handle this, just to make it easier for you. I hate you! Just leave me alone! What did I ever do to you? Oh man, you just made my day. Keep flaming me, it'll only make me more powerful. Hahhahahahahahahahah!
instigator7022
11-04-2005, 05:02 PM
Hey hp,
Seattle looks so cool in the rain and now we're gonna have snow up in the passes....I bought 3 flannel shirts yesterday and some waterproof timberlines. Think I'm going to grow a scraggly beard and wear some sort of animal hat this winter (y) .
PS. Your sposeda hate me.
"you must wear flannel in seattle or die"
yeahwho
11-04-2005, 05:05 PM
Okay, I know you're not from around here so I'm gonna let that slide. This time.
Here we go.
hpdrifter
11-04-2005, 05:08 PM
Here we go.
Its on.
hpdrifter
11-04-2005, 05:09 PM
Don't call me that! I'm a human being with real feelings and emotions! Why don't you go find someone else to troll because you obviously don't know who I am and what I'm capable of. I don't want to have to humiliate you in front of all these people by burning you so bad that you might end up in the hospital. With 1st degree burns! So go ahead and make fun of me. Yeah, because I deserve it. Why? What did I ever do to you? You need to get a life and maybe stop taking the internet so seriously. Jeez! It's only a message board. hahahahaha! Oh man, you crack me up! You're so dumb you don't even know it. You just walked into a trap. You shouldn't poke a sleeping monster with a stick. I could say something right now that would just blow you right out of the water! You're so lucky I have a heart or I would burn you so bad right now. So bad you'd need to go to the hospital. With 1st degree burns! haha I have an arsenal of weapons at my disposal if you want to keep going. I have all day! Leave me alone! I'm gonna report you to the admin if you're not careful. You're so lucky I'm not tearing into you right now. Instead, I'm gonna let the admin handle this, just to make it easier for you. I hate you! Just leave me alone! What did I ever do to you? Oh man, you just made my day. Keep flaming me, it'll only make me more powerful. Hahhahahahahahahahah!
YEAH!
mickill
11-04-2005, 05:22 PM
dork
Oh wow, you're so smart and clever and such a gangsta! Who do you think you are, 50 Cent? Do you think you're a gangsta?!! Well, I have news for you, you're not. Hahahahaha! You walked right into that one. Well, I've reported you to the mods, so it should only be a matter of time before you're outta here. Any final words you'd like to share with the gang before your demise, like maybe sorry or I won't do it again? I think you should consider my offer. I'm in a good mood today, so I may just let this one go, provided you stop trolling me. I'm not a bad guy, I'm just misunderstood. I know I seem like a gay piece of shit, but in real life I'm actually very well liked and have women pretty much begging me for my email address.
DemonicAngel444
11-04-2005, 05:30 PM
I am a dork in real life too. Yup. Did you know that the real meaning of the word dork is a whales penis? My Biology teachers said that when someone called someone a dork.
Kid Presentable
11-04-2005, 05:30 PM
I'm not cool anywhere. It's great. (y)
Chicka B
11-04-2005, 05:49 PM
I didn't say that I would want to. I don't need to. I'm like the Charles Bronson of the internet. But people that have a hard time not being perceived as complete homos, they might wanna.
"The muthafucka thinks he's a muthafuckin' Charles Bronson!" teehee. :D I didn't really mean that aboutchu it just reminded me of that movie y'no'ma'sayin maaannn. (Jamaican accent)
zippo
11-04-2005, 05:53 PM
ha! its like hes got his own stand-up comedy thread
Lindsey_1535
11-04-2005, 05:54 PM
Im more of a flake with a cupa dork and only a pinch of nerd.
i'm a pretty awesome cat in person, yep, it's true, people tell me so.
but up until they ask me "what do you study?" that's when i start feeling like a dorky cat. (n)
fucktopgirl
11-04-2005, 06:25 PM
i'm a pretty awesome cat in person, yep, it's true, people tell me so.
but up until they ask me "what do you study?" that's when i start feeling like a dorky cat. (n)
so what do you study,dork :D
DroppinScience
11-04-2005, 06:26 PM
dork
I thought mickill got you banned now?
Chicka B
11-04-2005, 06:27 PM
HAHAHA!!! Dorky cat.
so what do you study,dork :D
:(
website design
Chicka B
11-04-2005, 06:28 PM
Cool. (y) :cool:
paul jones
11-04-2005, 06:30 PM
its uckin shit wgen youve ha a few beers and youre trying top ps paste here
fucktopgirl
11-04-2005, 06:32 PM
that is cool ,dorky (y)
good knowledge
me and a computer=almost incompatible
(struggle to post a picture) :rolleyes:
Chicka B
11-04-2005, 06:36 PM
its uckin shit wgen youve ha a few beers and youre trying top ps paste here
What's this >"top ps paste here" < mean? :confused: :D
ToucanSpam
11-04-2005, 06:40 PM
Im more of a flake with a cupa dork and only a pinch of nerd.
geekalicious
zippo
11-04-2005, 06:51 PM
What's this >"top ps paste here" < mean? :confused: :D
trying to post here
Chicka B
11-04-2005, 06:53 PM
trying to post here
Oh, that makes sense.
zippo
11-04-2005, 06:57 PM
Oh, that makes sense.
wait a second, im an idiot, you were being sarcastic werent you
Chicka B
11-04-2005, 07:01 PM
wait a second, im an idiot, you were being sarcastic werent you
No, I wasn't! I just knew he was drunk or something and I wanted to see if he'd try to answer me. :D
zippo
11-04-2005, 07:05 PM
oh, good good
Chicka B
11-04-2005, 07:07 PM
You're not being sarcastic are you? :p J/K
TurdBerglar
11-04-2005, 09:30 PM
im pretty much turd in real life too. just a lot more spaced out and in my own little world. people think im high all the time or crazy or probably both. but i seem to be a good high/crazy person to people. i guess im entertainment to some degree. be it if there laughing at me or laughing with me. and i don't at all mind being laughed at. that would be totaly hipocritical of me.
synch
11-04-2005, 09:39 PM
I'm pretty much the same on here as I am, you know, out there.
TurdBerglar
11-04-2005, 09:42 PM
what's it like out...there?
Rancid_Beasties
11-04-2005, 09:44 PM
I'm probably more chilled, less confrontational. I don't really think I'm a dork in either format. I used to be somewhat of a geek with video games and stuff. Now I dont really have time. I wouldnt say I'm a nerd either, in that I dont study much or really care about marks. So yeah, basically pretty average in person.
synch
11-04-2005, 09:47 PM
what's it like out...there?
Cold :(
fucktopgirl
11-04-2005, 09:48 PM
no difference
i am what i am
that is a nice hot wise chick
cosmo105
11-04-2005, 10:26 PM
i'm a lot more shy in person but about as nerdy. i may not wear the dork uniform - i don't own a single dragonballZ shirt - but my antisocial ass is pretty obviously uncool.
Nuzzolese
11-05-2005, 01:07 AM
so what do you do that makes them think you're "cool"?
It's what I don't do, and I said coolER. It's relative to how I am on here, not cool in general. bitch.
jackrock
11-05-2005, 01:25 AM
in one word: yes.
hellojello
11-05-2005, 01:44 AM
Considering I'm less err, what some would percieve as obnoxious, in person I would say I am less of a dork in real life. Not to say I'm not a dork cause I am and I am also still pretty sarcastic but generally most people I come across [in real life] like me.
oh no, moreso, if anything
voltanapricot
11-05-2005, 03:16 PM
Some of you people replying don't even come across as dorks on the interblahblah.
adam_f
11-05-2005, 04:56 PM
I'm cooler in real life mainly because I don't know mickill.
befsquire
11-05-2005, 08:54 PM
i'm pretty much the same IRL as on here.
except for whatever reason, i'm much more approachable. people think they can come up and ask me anything, as if i wear a sign that says "help desk." there will be a group of 5 of us outside the office smoking, plus 20 other random people in the vicinity, and every time i'm the one the stranger walks up to and asks his / her question.
cookiepuss
11-06-2005, 01:22 AM
no, in fact I am even more of a dork.
ericlee
11-06-2005, 02:52 AM
I've got a great sense of humor in person. I'm always trying to find the funny in life. Mainly though, I'm up front and blunt and mostly serious.
My job has no room for being a dork which causes alot of pressure so I come here to act like a dork as a release valve.
steve-onpoint
11-06-2005, 06:55 AM
perhaps.
Anne Lauren
11-07-2005, 02:21 AM
I guess, from a stereotypical perspective, I'm not a person that someone would think would be socializeing on the internet and being a member of a message board. Then again, times are a changin' and a lot more people are doing it. More than likely if you saw me in person without actually knowing me, you'd probably think I was snobby and rather unapproachable. There is not a shy bone in me and generally I make myself the center of attention. But, not in an obnoxious way, except when I drink liquor...I tend to offend people and if they get upset, I'll then inform them why I think they don't have a sense of humor and why they should get one. I have good social skills and an extremely active social life. I've never been a "dork" and don't have any deep seeded dark issues from my past. I've never really worried about being a dork or fitting in...seriously. I mean, I have issues that I've struggled with growing up and still do...but never really that sorta stuff.
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