CHRIST ALMIGHTY

[DandyFop]

Relationships are stupid.

[Fern]

you don't even kniow.

Jess, feel free to call me

[King PSYZ]

i thought this was an "ATTN:" thread for me, i'll just move along now.

[fucktopgirl]

Relationships are stupid.
if you interact with stupid people

[HEIRESS]

Im going to visit him for 5 days, and I dont even wanna

[adam_f]

I like this thread name. I chuckled, then mildly guffawed.

[DIGI]

"Hey, hey. Ho, ho. The girl I slept with has got to go!!!!!!"

relationships are for fags.

[miss_bhaven]

Yeah they do suck at times :(

[DandyFop]

Yeah looks like i'll soon be putting another notch on the relationship belt. le sigh.

[jabumbo]

find a mormon who is allready married, he has a slight chance of being more stable than the others

[Mr_Complex]

Relationships are stupid.

Disagree. You just don't know how to maintain one efficiently.

[ToucanSpam]

Disagree. You just don't know how to maintain one efficiently.
oooooooooooooo............



maybe its them not her.

[Mr Films]

(y)

[jabumbo]

its totally got to be her

[yeahwho]

Relationships are stupid.

I just submiited your quote to Quote Garden (http://www.quotegarden.com/relationships.html).

[King PSYZ]

Im going to visit him for 5 days, and I dont even wanna
You got an appointment with Jesus?

[kll]

Im going to visit him for 5 days, and I dont even wanna
for REAL?

[HEIRESS]

durnadurna

.

[kll]

i never thought i'd see the day...

[Echewta]

you like living in that cave, don't you kll?

[Nuzzolese]

Sweet, overwhelming, tedious, at times humiliating...like ordering a large vat of soft serve ice cream and you only have a tiny plastic spoon to eat it with.

No, make that macaroni and cheese. Warm, comforting...you wonder how long it'll last while you're also scared you'll eat all of it and you're always surprised at how much you can consume.

I'm terrified that I just sounded like a KATHY cartoon.

[cosmo105]

Nuzz, that was beautiful. don't worry, you'd have to talk a lot more about squeezing into tiny bathing suits and burying your sorrows in bonbons to sound like KATHY.

[DandyFop]

Seriously, I am not getting into a real relationship again for a long time. So if I come here talking about it tell me to stfu unless it's the man of my dreams which is not likely to happen in the next 100 years.

[fucktopgirl]

Seriously, I am not getting into a real relationship again for a long time. So if I come here talking about it tell me to stfu unless it's the man of my dreams which is not likely to happen in the next 100 years.


damn girl,next 100 years,so you man of your dream dont have theeth and cannot have a boner!

[jabumbo]

Sweet, overwhelming, tedious, at times humiliating...like ordering a large vat of soft serve ice cream and you only have a tiny plastic spoon to eat it with.


i would love it if i had a big vat od ice cream, and i would invite you to join me in eating it with a tiny spoon.

but it would never become overwhelming and tedious...

[ToucanSpam]

DandyFop,


It sucks when something goes down the tubes that you put actual effort into. But, you need to roll with the punches and pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and get ready for the next time something knoacks you down. Just keep getting up, it will totally be worth it when you find someone who wont fuck up.

Also, you likely won't live 100 more years. So get out there and be pro-active and not reactive.

[jabumbo]

ps: i am the man of your dreams, dandyfop. i'm sorry it had to be you

[DandyFop]

damn girl,next 100 years,so you man of your dream dont have theeth and cannot have a boner!

Wow...that's a ...good point...

And Toucan, I didn't put much effort in, that was part of the problem. I seem to be with guys that like me more than I like them, or something. I need to stop doing that.

[cosmo105]

Barf,

Don't stop believing. Hold on to that feeling. Someday, love will find you - break those chains that bind you. And when it does, you'll be that much more of a person for it. You will realize who you were meant to be. When life gives you lemons, make lemon kool-aid. See this as an opportunity to do some self-actualization of your true being. And then you'll finally see the truth - that a hero lies in you.

[ToucanSpam]

:(


Well, take some time to think about what you think you might be doing wrong and how to avoid that in the future. I found that taking a whole year to myself really changed my perspective towards all that relationship junk. Not that I'm suggesting taking a whole year, that just worked for me, just....maybe.....chill for a while, then when you think you are ready, do not hesitate to get back in the saddle.

[fucktopgirl]

:D a hero lies in youuuuuuuuuuu :p

[DandyFop]

That self-realization time might include getting laid, but we'll see about that.

[cosmo105]

by all means. tap that shit.

[fucktopgirl]

That self-realization time might include getting laid, but we'll see about that.

no self realization mean= abstenance,no sex,,just you ,yourself and you

[ToucanSpam]

No it doesn't.


It means not getting into anything serious. I can't believe I had to waste a post explaining that.

[fucktopgirl]

yea self realisation mean,not waisting your sexual energy for a while(couple of day7s if you can make it)
then just focusing on your life and ...

[ToucanSpam]

Go eat a bag of dick.

[Vic Colfari]

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[fucktopgirl]

Go eat a bag of dick.

from the little bit of knowledge i know from here

you should go eat a bag of dick! :D

[jabumbo]

dick is available to be purchased by the bagful now?

this society of ours is really becoming innovative

[mickill]

from the little bit of knowledge i know from here

you should go eat a bag of dick! :D
Ha. Toucan even gets sonned by fucktopgirl. That's just sad.

[fucktopgirl]

Ha. Toucan even gets sonned by fucktopgirl. That's just sad.

why that is sad?

[cosmo105]

i love the word "sonned." it's so expressive.

[DandyFop]

why that is sad?

then the freakish fuking actir is in canada?:confused:

the bag of dicks is ladin with crackakes? :D

[fucktopgirl]

"sonned"would mean like getting a ax in the head? :D

[cosmo105]

apparently there's more to this than we originally thought (http://www.eatabagofdicks.com/)

[ToucanSpam]

The homophobia this board reeks off must really drive off the smart people. God knows its sending me right out of this thread.

[cosmo105]

who said anything homophobic? seriously!

[mickill]

why that is sad?
Because I said so.

[fucktopgirl]

Because I said so.


humm ok
its sad to see a person who"s gay not to admit it?

[mickill]

humm ok
its sad to see a person who"s gay not to admit it?
Yeah, sure, something along those lines, I guess.

[synch]

Ha. Toucan even gets sonned by fucktopgirl. That's just sad.
I was laughing out loud.

For a while.

[ToucanSpam]

I was laughing out loud.

For a while.
Then you realized you're a dick? ;)

[synch]

The homophobia this board reeks off must really drive off the smart people. God knows its sending me right out of this thread.
You've got to stop considering someone poking fun at someone elses sexual orientation as homophobia.

You seriously pissed me off when you called me a homophobe.

[synch]

Then you realized you're a dick? ;)
Nah, the "out loud" bit wore out.

Smile stuck though!

[ToucanSpam]

Good to know the board gives you that smilie-lovey feeling.