5th of November

[Funkaloyd]

I don't know about your part of the world, but here in NZ, we spend the night of the 5th celebrating fornification, homosexuality, condoms, women's choice, masturbation, prositution, etc. by blowing shit up.

(y) to all you unabashed sinners out there.

[hellojello]

hehe
I'm totally going to fornicate in honour of the kiwis today. Actually since I'm currently single there's not much chance of that happening so all that's left is err, prostitution.

[Rancid_Beasties]

I dont get it, well I get the blowing up part what with Guy Fawkes day and stuff, but whats the relevance to new zealand?

[Funkaloyd]

Nothing, but I don't know how widespread the celebration is outsite of NZ and the UK.

[QueenAdrock]

Looks like I'll have to buy some man-whore's homosexual semen and impregnate myself and get an abortion this weekend. (y)

[ToucanSpam]

Semen for sale, 15 cents a drum.

[QueenAdrock]

I find it amazing that I could sell some of my eggs for $5,000, and men's sperm goes for $50 a pop.

I'll do it when I want a new car.

[TonsOfFun]

Wow, I could get $50 for jacking off!

I've always found I have to pay that!

[hellojello]

Wow, I could get $50 for jacking off!

I've always found I have to pay that!
and here's me thinking masturbation was one of the last free things in this world.

[Funkaloyd]

I couldn't afford either fireworks or hookers this year, but I got some decent pictures if anyone's interested (no, not of hookers).

http://homepages.slingshot.co.nz/~funkaloyd/files/pics.html

[Medellia]

If you squint you can convince yourself you see a hooker.




Okay, not really.

[minorthreat]

I don't know about your part of the world, but here in NZ, we spend the night of the 5th celebrating fornification, homosexuality, condoms, women's choice, masturbation, prositution, etc. by blowing shit up.

(y) to all you unabashed sinners out there.

that is kinda different to england's traditional bonfire night...

[Documad]

What did King James ever do for New Zealand anyway?

[Funkaloyd]

that is kinda different to england's traditional bonfire night...
You guys must have given in to the Catholics.

[Ali]

I fucking HATE fireworks.

They should be banned. Not just their use, but the sale of all fireworks should be made completely illegal and anybody caught selling or using fireworks should should have one shoved up their bum and set off.

The only exception should be public firework displays, organised by professionals. The private use of fireworks is antisocial, dangerous and a violation of the rights of others to a peaceful night's sleep. </rant>

[Funkaloyd]

You just know somebody's wrong when they label something "antisocial."

[Ali]

You just know somebody's wrong when they label something "antisocial."You just know somebody's causing shit, when they are called Funkaloyd. :p

[ms.peachy]

The private use of fireworks is antisocial, dangerous and a violation of the rights of others to a peaceful night's sleep. </rant>

oooOOOooo, let me guess, someone's finally just got the baby sleeping through the night?

[Ali]

oooOOOooo, let me guess, someone's finally just got the baby sleeping through the night?Nope... still doing the 3am shuffle.

They only have fireworks around Bastille day here and then it's one massive demonstration over the river, near the Camps de Mars and I always go to watch and I love it. There are a few dickheads with fireworks and crackers, but it's NOTHING like England. New Year, Diwali, Guy Fawkes... and any other goddam reason and every chav in the area is setting off goddamn fireworks pop bang fizz all bloody night all fucking year long.

Enough, I say! Ban them and throw all offenders into Gitmo for eternity. No mercy.