Let's try something - Stupid Story #1

[fucktopgirl]

Hotdogs land today at Jimbo' Farm causing a cow who's been ovulating to crush a nazi. Jews rejoiced and slaughtered Christians for hours. Then they went drinking beer from two furry cats, while fingering a giant weisel. Asteroids now came quickly. People were thinking, "Holy Batman" and causing massive double cheeseburgers changing from alien mucus to McDonald's supersized edible chicken wraps. Bush is astonished simply because he can't be crossdressing anymore because his wife is a stupid man. Infact flirting buttocks are widely accepted nowadays. Originally underwear was designed because penises howl. But there is unseen by most Mexicans, an eerie manifestation had grown underneath Harry's toilet scrubber, his turtle mutated into Godzilla. Watch him touch a calf with very little pleasure because when EMO boys get sad, masturbating becomes lame unless girls fornicate bananas. Germany likes porn with Asians, Lindsey_1535, ToucanSpam, and most lesbians. Unfortunately, I don't shit on weekdays, except Tuesday. Once laxatives explode, babies will explode too. Hairy spiders will lick each other uncontrolably until Hell falls from big, purple inflatable scrotums. Remember, never molest penguins with prickly pubes before Hanukah, OR ELSE!!!... Ghosts pick dingleberries out of a special garden that vibrates pleasurable motherfucking cucumbers from a shitbag horse fucker! Mickill is awesome. He masturbates by punching women penises (Toucan). Saddle into magical rainbows genitals, forever! Motherfuckers lick whale's blowholes assertively. Interestingly colons taste delicious, kind of like chicken feces penetrated by your mom. Retards like me and me bomb the Dominican Republic with eratic vaginas. Now and then Ronald Mcdonald shit would suddenly come to life and cause riots in front of K-mart. Innocent children would gather around

[kleptomaniac]

Hotdogs land today at Jimbo' Farm causing a cow who's been ovulating to crush a nazi. Jews rejoiced and slaughtered Christians for hours. Then they went drinking beer from two furry cats, while fingering a giant weisel. Asteroids now came quickly. People were thinking, "Holy Batman" and causing massive double cheeseburgers changing from alien mucus to McDonald's supersized edible chicken wraps. Bush is astonished simply because he can't be crossdressing anymore because his wife is a stupid man. Infact flirting buttocks are widely accepted nowadays. Originally underwear was designed because penises howl. But there is unseen by most Mexicans, an eerie manifestation had grown underneath Harry's toilet scrubber, his turtle mutated into Godzilla. Watch him touch a calf with very little pleasure because when EMO boys get sad, masturbating becomes lame unless girls fornicate bananas. Germany likes porn with Asians, Lindsey_1535, ToucanSpam, and most lesbians. Unfortunately, I don't shit on weekdays, except Tuesday. Once laxatives explode, babies will explode too. Hairy spiders will lick each other uncontrolably until Hell falls from big, purple inflatable scrotums. Remember, never molest penguins with prickly pubes before Hanukah, OR ELSE!!!... Ghosts pick dingleberries out of a special garden that vibrates pleasurable motherfucking cucumbers from a shitbag horse fucker! Mickill is awesome. He masturbates by punching women penises (Toucan). Saddle into magical rainbows genitals, forever! Motherfuckers lick whale's blowholes assertively. Interestingly colons taste delicious, kind of like chicken feces penetrated by your mom. Retards like me and me bomb the Dominican Republic with eratic vaginas. Now and then Ronald Mcdonald shit would suddenly come to life and cause riots in front of K-mart. Innocent children would gather around Jesus

[WHUFC]

and then the I.R.A show up on the scene and and all hell brakes loose

[kleptomaniac]

and then the I.R.A show up on the scene and all hell breaks loose

box office hit
(can you say oscar?)

i'm dying to see the sequel..."All Hell Broken Loose"

[tracky]

I think you've just ended the story :) Thanks for everyone who contributed it's a pretty random mess :D Maybe we'll do it again sometime (y)

[jackrock]

YAY!

[kleptomaniac]

should make another one (only in beastie-related)
that'd b fun :p


just a thought...

[Rancid_Beasties]

Fuckheads kept adding more than one word at a time. Why dont they just go off and write their own retarded story rather than taking the fun out of this one (n)

[tracky]

I didn't see all that RB, if people don't follow the rules all we can really do is frown at them :(

Like when someone ends a sentence, you can't just re-open the sentence, you gotta start a new one. Anyway, it was still fun (y) Nothing to get angry about :p

[Rancid_Beasties]

Yeah I know, still wrecked the story when 3 people in a row decided they would add two to three words each instead of one.

[kleptomaniac]

Yeah I know, still wrecked the story when 3 people in a row decided they would add two to three words each instead of one.

*raises hand* guilty.