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cosmo105
11-06-2005, 02:08 PM
apparently a couple that likes to have really, really loud, angry sex.

every single day the last 3 days in a row. at least once.

and we think their headboard is right on the wall next to our bed.

every time they finish, i want to applaud, but steger won't let me.

seriously, the woman sounds like she's trying to pass a stone.
ms.peachy
11-06-2005, 02:10 PM
Next time they're doin' it, bang on the wall really hard and yell "PUT IT IN HER ASS!"
jackrock
11-06-2005, 02:11 PM
HAHAHA!
kleptomaniac
11-06-2005, 02:12 PM
:rolleyes:

that's all i have to say
cosmo105
11-06-2005, 02:12 PM
Next time they're doin' it, bang on the wall really hard and yell "PUT IT IN HER ASS!"

hahaha! we like to guess what's going on. every few minutes you'll hear a muffled yell from her and a *smack, smack, smack* so you know her face is in the pillow. but then it'll change and it's just him moaning and you can't hear her so you assume it's her turn to do some work. then after a few minutes of that you hear her growling and moaning.

it's obscene how loud these people are. you can hear them OUTSIDE.
fucktopgirl
11-06-2005, 02:14 PM
so does that turn you on? :D
alexandra
11-06-2005, 02:16 PM
have a "competition" or atleast join them.
cosmo105
11-06-2005, 02:20 PM
most of the time we're too busy holding our hands over our mouths and muffling immature giggling to get too turned on. they're not really sexy. more...hilarious.
Bob
11-06-2005, 02:22 PM
what do they look like?
cosmo105
11-06-2005, 02:25 PM
that's the thing! we don't know yet. i've seen glimpses of the guy through their window. the only thing i know is they have a cat. they have this giant cat tower shaped like a tree...literally the biggest, widest kitty tower i've ever seen. and a few cat sculptures in their display window. and then their cat itself in the display window, sunbathing. i don't think we'll ever be able to look them in the eyes.
Extra Cheese
11-06-2005, 02:35 PM
apparently a couple that likes to have really, really loud, angry sex.

every single day the last 3 days in a row. at least once.

and we think their headboard is right on the wall next to our bed.

every time they finish, i want to applaud, but steger won't let me.

seriously, the woman sounds like she's trying to pass a stone.


jealous ones envy
ToucanSpam
11-06-2005, 02:35 PM
Goodness!


Counter them by having the loudest, most obnoxious sex possible.
laurie_hammy
11-06-2005, 02:36 PM
apparently a couple that likes to have really, really loud, angry sex.

every single day the last 3 days in a row. at least once.

and we think their headboard is right on the wall next to our bed.

every time they finish, i want to applaud, but steger won't let me.

seriously, the woman sounds like she's trying to pass a stone.

Applaud hahahahha DO IT !
ms.peachy
11-06-2005, 02:43 PM
Seriously though - mr.p and I have a similar situation with our neighbour. Our building's a bit like a squared off "U", and we're in a corner, and so our bedroom window is sort of at a 90 degree angle from his, if htat makes sense. Not a big deal in the winter, but in the summer, with the windows open, well, we have no secrets really. His girlfriend I think does not live in the area, because she's not often around but when she is she stays for like 2 weeks and they are definitely making up for lost time, bless 'em. Sometimes I think maybe I ought to bring over a casserole with a note saying "you guys are probably too tired to cook tonight."

Once when mr.p and I got up for work, we could hear them going at it. And mr.p was like "My god, it's 6 am on a Tuesday!" (Clearly, no one should be having sex at 6 am on a Tuesday!) So, we go off to work and when I got home at 6 pm, I could hear they were at it again/still. So I called mr.p and said "You're not gonna believe this..."

But, I am sure that he/they have to hear us too on occasion, so it's all good really. They probably lie there thinking "Good god people, it's 8am on Sunday, what's wrong with you?"
cosmo105
11-06-2005, 04:18 PM
i wonder if they're newlyweds or just fuckbuddies.
tracky
11-06-2005, 04:30 PM
Next time they're doin' it, bang on the wall really hard and yell "PUT IT IN HER ASS!"


HAHA that's exactly what my mate used to yell out the car window if he say 2 people like making out at a bus stop or something. I can only imagine that it would either be really embarrasing for them, or he might get a bit of unexpected action :D
cosmo105
11-06-2005, 04:35 PM
i just worry that saying something like that or applauding or something would make it tense between us and our neighbors in the future. i mean, we're here for a year, so what happens when we eventually come outside at the same time? i think i'd rather smugly smile, knowing their dirty little secret, than make them blush and turn away every time, ashamed.
ms.peachy
11-06-2005, 04:36 PM
I so totally hope they turn out to be like 80 years old.
cosmo105
11-06-2005, 04:37 PM
ewww.
like2_drink
11-06-2005, 04:42 PM
i just have to say, this is the funniest thread ever. (y)
ToucanSpam
11-06-2005, 05:04 PM
Wouldn't that be wierd if they were the same age, and looked kinda the same or something? And they belonged to another message board? You see where I'm going with this? Bizarro World anyone?
QueenAdrock
11-06-2005, 05:16 PM
See Cosmo, what you're describing is natural. Not wanting to applaud or do something that will make it uncomfortable the next time you see them. Wayne doesn't have the ability to understand how those sorts of situations would be awkward (mostly because he never feels awkward with any of his jackassedness), so he calls things as he sees it. Sure, funny at times, and it would probably be more funny if I saw it happen on TV, in a vicinity far away from having anything to do with me. :-/

I say do it before you move out. That's when all inhibitions should be out the window. (y)
cj hood
11-06-2005, 06:55 PM
jealous ones envy

lol
Documad
11-06-2005, 07:27 PM
I used to live in an apartment with loud sex upstairs, and always really, really bad music at the same time. It was super short and super intense. And I could tell she was faking it ALL THE TIME.

When my friend and I stayed in a hotel a few weeks ago, there was a lot of headboard banging in the room next door and my friend and I giggled wildly, which I think maybe caused them to stop. Oops.
jennyb
11-06-2005, 08:05 PM
Next time they're doin' it, bang on the wall really hard and yell "PUT IT IN HER ASS!"

Holy shit. I seriously LOL'd at this.... bigtime! (y)
Mustangjen808
11-06-2005, 08:08 PM
WOW!!
I think boomin should let you applaud..then maybe scream "Encore,Encore"
yeahwho
11-06-2005, 08:09 PM
Tape it, then play it back to them, even louder, lots of woofer.

Hey and don't forget to post it here....you know, in the remix section.
CrankItUp!
11-06-2005, 08:12 PM
Tape it, then play it back to them, even louder, lots of woofer.

Hey and don't forget to post it here....you know, in the remix section.
Now that ^ is an ORIGINAL idea ! (y)
Mr Films
11-07-2005, 12:29 AM
WOW!!
I think boomin should let you applaud..then maybe scream "Encore,Encore"

must you reference Eminem in every posT?

:D
laurie_hammy
11-07-2005, 01:10 AM
I so totally hope they turn out to be like 80 years old.

hahaha
steve-onpoint
11-07-2005, 01:19 AM
we're ya neighbors next door down on the next floor
sorry bout the noise last night

we're ya neighbors next door down on the next floor
hey hey yall got some toilet paper

we're ya neighbors next door down on the next floor
don't mind the smell from across the hall

we're ya neighbors next door down on the next floor
see ya at twelve midnight comin over

anyone? worth 2.