Some lowlife cockblower with no penis stole my car

[mickill]

I'm more upset about the rare Rob Swift and DJ Premier mixes I had in the car than the car itself. Well, not really. I just said that to sound all nonchalant about things.

I guess we'll need a new baby stroller and carseat now, because I'm sure they'll take them out and throw them in a ditch somewhere or pawn them for video games or whatever. We'll need to pay a $300 deductible to the insurance company if they do any damage to the car, which I'm sure they will out of boredom.

I was pissed off for about 15 minutes, but I've decided to let it go. I don't want it messing with my chi. It's just material. But I'd still stab whoever stole it in the spine repeatedly with a blunt object if I could. No I wouldn't. It's just material. Okay, I would.

[ms.peachy]

Look on the brightside: you hated that stroller.

[fucktopgirl]

its suck,but yeamtake care of your chi :D

anyway you have insurance so,,
what kind was it?

[mickill]

Look on the brightside: you hated that stroller.
I know. I feel guilty for being kinda happy about that. I admit it. I'm just hoping my parents don't try and "be nice" and buy us the same one again. We'll have to act fast. I should pick one up on the way home.

[mickill]

its suck,but yeamtake care of your chi :D

anyway you have insurance so,,
what kind was it?
A VW Passat.

[jennyb]

:( that sucks... sorry to hear 'bout this, man.

[TAL]

A hooker stole your car?

[fucktopgirl]

I know. I feel guilty for being kinda happy about that. I admit it. I'm just hoping my parents don't try and "be nice" and buy us the same one again. We'll have to act fast. I should pick one up on the way home.

your parent buy you a car?

[bigblu89]

Some lowlife cockblower with no penis stole my car

How do you know it was a woman?

Or was a it a castrated man?

[ToucanSpam]

That really sucks. (n)


Just file one of those 'stolen car' forms and you get back your money, etc. (you probably know what to do anyways...). Think of it this way, someone who has to steal shit is probably some dickless coward, as the name of this thread implies.

[mickill]

your parent buy you a car?
What? No. My parents bought the stroller. The stroller from hell. They didn't buy the car.


Okay, less emphasis on the thief's lack of penis. Maybe it was a girl with a penis, maybe it was a penisless dude...it could have been a hermaphrodite even. All I know is that whoever stole it had some kind of improper groin.

[BGirl]

drag, mickill

:( (n)


You sound confident that you'll get it back.. do stolen cars usually turn up?

(Thankfully I have no experience in this area.. before I moved to NYC my cars were too crappy to steal I guess.)

I just saw a commercial for the new Passat and it looks pretty cool, maybe you'll be able to trade up?

[jabumbo]

so this person stole your car in the nude? with you in plain site?

[HEIRESS]

really are you surprised

I MEAN REALLY

[Nuzzolese]

You wanted a different car anyway. Let's just focus on that, on the new car you're going to get to replace it. And with Christmas coming up you can get a really nice stroller or carseat and say they're your Christmas presents to Ava and Jenny.

[Qdrop]

mike, this is what happens when you are off trying to pick up chicks with your baby...instead of keeping an eye on your car.

yeah...put THAT on a fortune cookie.

[King PSYZ]

while not as bad, some ass munch stole my bike while i was attending the SEMA show here in vegas. Pretty much one third of the vegas police force as well as hired security was within eyesight of my bike and it still got stolen.

on a side note, right after discovering my loss, i stumbled across the overhaulin' guys (http://www.overhaulin.com/default.aspx?linkId=tpnv1) mid-prank because they were dressed as metro...

[kll]

how is this not a bigger deal to the other board members? i can't imagine if my car was stolen. wow. crazy shit.

[ToucanSpam]

Why don't we all chip in to buy mickill a new car?


Come on fellas!!

[HEIRESS]

really are you surprised

I MEAN REALLY

[cosmo105]

god. that blows. that's always a fear of mine. i mean, yeah, insurance and all, but still. i'd feel so violated. like when someone slashed my tires - for a week i was paranoid and would check on her every hour and every person i saw on the street was a potential slasher. i glared at little old ladies and little boys on Razors.

[jabumbo]

how is this not a bigger deal to the other board members? i can't imagine if my car was stolen. wow. crazy shit.


i dont have a car, and all 3 bikes i ever bought in my life have been stolen one tie or another. so fuck 'em

[like2_drink]

that's the shits man.

to top it off, i just ran out of cookie dough icecream

goodluck with the car and everything else.

[mickill]

drag, mickill

:( (n)


You sound confident that you'll get it back.. do stolen cars usually turn up?

(Thankfully I have no experience in this area.. before I moved to NYC my cars were too crappy to steal I guess.)

I just saw a commercial for the new Passat and it looks pretty cool, maybe you'll be able to trade up?
Something like 90% of the cars that are stolen around here turn up. They're usually intact, probably just a little defiled by the waste of life that took it for a "joyride". Seriously, people actually take cars for joyrides? This is according to the po-po.

[cosmo105]

take it as a compliment! someone thought, "my, what a joy it would be to ride in that car!"

[mickill]

really are you surprised

I MEAN REALLY
Kinda...


Nuzzolester, I loved this car. I wanted the other one to die and go to hell. Not this one.


while not as bad, some ass munch stole my bike while i was attending the SEMA show here in vegas.
Gee, are you certain it was an ass they were munching on?

See how gay it is when you people are all obsessively literal about things? Not you, Psyz.

[mickill]

take it as a compliment! someone thought, "my, what a joy it would be to ride in that car!"
You're not helping, dammit. I want blood!

[King PSYZ]

It comes at a BAD time for me too, Christmas shopping, my brother recently visiting and costing me loads of money.

Funny thing is, it cost me the same as your deductible to replace my bike. I would have spent more but didn't have more or time to shop around.

[jennyb]

So my friend had her car stolen from the lot here at the office.... and she had lojack on it. The cops finally tracked it to some shithead's garage, BUT they had no valid proof that it was there or some crap like that. I was soooo pissed. Note: lojack doesn't help for shit. I guess it's to let you know the location where your car is getting stripped for parts. Yeah, and insurance doesn't hook you up like they should either.

God, I'm so sorry mickill to hear about your mishap.

[ToucanSpam]

I hear vigilante justice is in this fall/winter.

[cookiepuss]

Are you sure you didn't just forget where you parked it? :o just kidding.


that blows Mike. I'm sorry that happened. (n) Bunch of savages in that town.

[BGirl]

Something like 90% of the cars that are stolen around here turn up. They're usually intact, probably just a little defiled by the waste of life that took it for a "joyride". Seriously, people actually take cars for joyrides? This is according to the po-po.

Ah. Keep us posted..


I have a nightmare car story, maybe it'll make you feel better, maybe not.

Back when we first moved to NYC hubby (then-boyfriend) had a er, less than fancy car here, we figured it was good because nobody would want to mess with it - nothing to take, no joy in riding, etc. It was an old Mazda 323 coated in grey primer, it had a bright orange bumper sticker that said POSSUM: THE OTHER WHITE MEAT (which may be why it was attacked, anyway..) He parked it under the 1/9 up in our neighborhood one time, and apparently there had been a barrel of waste oil up on the subway platform right over the car. So guess what some asshole thought it would be funny to do...

That's right, dump the entire drum of waste oil onto his car. (n)

Thankfully he knew how to clean it up because he used to do construction work... he soaked most of it up with kitty litter. It was impossible to get it all entirely off though, and the car had a rainbow-y sheen to it after that. It wasn't long after that we decided it wasn't worth having the car here anymore.



(By the way we've never eaten possum... or squirrel for that matter, or burgoo in any form... hubby gets teased about this because he's from Kentucky)

[mickill]

You're all being so compassionate. Thank you, but really, it's just a car. Like I said, I'm sure it'll turn up, anyway. I'm not mad or upset. Would I stab the person responsible in the spine? Yes. But I'm okay. Really. But thanks.

What happened to BGirl's whip sounds a lot worse, anyhow.

[HEIRESS]

little known fact:
mickill lives in the former car theft capital of North America

is there a big difference between being #1 and #2-5 though
Hmmmm

[mickill]

little known fact:
mickill lives in the former car theft capital of North America

is there a big difference between being #1 and #2-5 though
Hmmmm

Yes, sadly, it's true.


And one car is stolen every 30 seconds just on my block alone. That is a fact.

[fucktopgirl]

stolen car are frequent,your car ,at the moment must be in piece!
or have already a new paint,new serail number,beeing send i another part of the world to a arab emir! :D

[BGirl]

You're all being so compassionate. Thank you, but really, it's just a car. Like I said, I'm sure it'll turn up, anyway. I'm not mad or upset. Would I stab the person responsible in the spine? Yes. But I'm okay. Really. But thanks.

What happened to BGirl's whip sounds a lot worse, anyhow.

Heh, wasn't trying to one-up you. It was years ago and makes for a good story..

It just sucks when someone messes with your shit.. my genius hatmaker friend had some of her hat samples stolen out of her car, our apartment was broken into twice... you feel violated (n)


Hope your car turns up soon. And enjoy the stroller shopping. How about a nice old school English pram (http://www.childbasics.com/sicrbaprbaca.html)? It's never too early for Ava to have her own sweet ride. (Ha, that thing costs more than my first two cars put together.)

[mickill]

Hope your car turns up soon. And enjoy the stroller shopping. How about a nice old school English pram (http://www.childbasics.com/sicrbaprbaca.html)? It's never too early for Ava to have her own sweet ride. (Ha, that thing costs more than my first two cars put together.)
Yeah, as nice as it is, I don't think that the chicks at the mall would be digging me so much if I was pushing that little gaylord mobile around. I need something sleek, with chrome wheels. Preferably in black.

[Nuzzolese]

Does Prada make strollers?

[mickill]

No, just diaper bags, unfortunately.

[BGirl]

Yeah, as nice as it is, I don't think that the chicks at the mall would be digging me so much if I was pushing that little gaylord mobile around. I need something sleek, with chrome wheels. Preferably in black.


you might be surprised


maybe Ferrari makes something..

[cosmo105]

those always looked like little mini-hearses to me :(

and they always reminded me of the beginning of Batman Returns where Penguin's stroller gets loose and he falls into the sewer or whatever.

:(

[kll]

Does Prada make strollers?
it was Louis Vuitton with the ugly hot pink and bright blue lettering.

[Qdrop]

Mike, your car handles well btw.

[mickill]

Mike, your car handles well btw.
I suggest you re-read the title of the thread and think about what your confessing to here, Bradd.

[Qdrop]

I suggest you re-read the title of the thread and think about what your confessing to here, Bradd.

some of us are born different, mike.

[mickill]

some of us are born different, mike.

Look man, keep the car. Who knows what kinda groins you were pleasuring in there.

[Qdrop]

Look man, keep the car. Who knows what kinda groins you were pleasuring in there.

you'll know soon enough.
enjoy the pics.

oh, and the car is on Cooper St.

[HotAndWet]

Years ago someone stole my dad's car and it was later found at the cyc, :confused:

That sucks though, recently at work a lot of cars have been broken into, that makes me really mad.

[Kid Presentable]

If there's a video store next to a Pizza Hut in your neighbourhood, chances are you'll encounter the thief renting a movie while waiting for his pizza.

"Remember me, asshole?" you'll say.

He'll instantly attach your visage to those rare hip-hop mixes, and terror will flood his being.

Once you've beaten him down with your belt, steal his wallet, collect his pizza, and rent the movie and never take it back.

No need to thank me. (y)

[CrankItUp!]

Sorry to read about your car, Mike .I don't see how some people have the fucking balls to steal things - they must get hopped up on drugs to get up the nerve.

[synch]

That would make it a highlife alleged cockblower that may or may not have a penis.

It takes a special type of asshole to steal a car with a kid seat in it by the way.

[cj hood]

car theif

[tracky]

Sorry to hear that, man. I didn't see this thread til just now. I guess we're both looking for new rides now. :mad:

[Documad]

That's really shitty. It's a big fear of mine just because I have so much personal stuff and things I need for work in there. It would be a huge inconvenience.

Damn, I always forget that I want to get rental car coverage on my insurance.

[Maisailana]

this is why i don't wanna car. that and because i'm too poor to buy one.

[DJ_Skrilla]

I guess we'll need a new baby stroller and carseat now, because I'm sure they'll take them out and throw them in a ditch somewhere or pawn them for video games or whatever.

Videogames? c'mon! I doubt it, they will probably pawn for the ca$h to buy meth or crack or oxycontin etc...

We'll need to pay a $300 deductible to the insurance company if they do any damage to the car, which I'm sure they will out of boredom.

That is if you get it back AT ALL. If you get it back and its not fucked up I'd be suprised. And FYI $300 deductible is damn low. My GF's is $1000. This just gives you a good chance to diss the Passat and grab an Audi.

Sorry to hear, Good Luck.

[TonsOfFun]

I've only had my motor bike stolen, which cost me about £700 in the end. I was pissed. Since I've had my car it gets broken into every 4 or 5 months. I get pissed for about 4 hours and then just go about sorting it out. I just see it as another tax now to get it repaired. Part of owning a car. It's sad when you get used to such a thing. I'd be pissed more now if it got stolen and trashed than I would of been after a yaer of having it. It's become part of me :D

So yeah, it helped me not want to stab the fuckers when I realised how much car crime there is, the odds of being a victim and just took it as part of the tax of owning a car. Tax to the government, tax to ciminals - it's all the same to me.

Police don't care. I even know who stole my motor bike and broke into my car twice - this was years ago, police told them after each time not to do it again, they are just kids. Wankers, but kids!

[synch]

Don't they have jails for kids in the UK or is that just if they kill another kid?

[monkey]

wow, that really sucks man. i would completely freak the fuck out if that happened to me. im paranoid enough as is. im assuming the wife has a car to get you guys around, right?

i bet it must be just crazy to go try to look for your car and not find it...

shit man. im sorry. i hope for the quick workings of karma to start working on them penis-lacking thieves.

[mickill]

The police found it yesterday. I haven't picked it up yet, but they said there doesn't appear to be any damage to the outside of it, other than the lock they popped. The steering column was torn out, but they said the rest appears to be relatively intact. I'm hoping it was only minimally defiled.

[Qdrop]

The police found it yesterday. I haven't picked it up yet, but they said there doesn't appear to be any damage to the outside of it, other than the lock they popped. The steering column was torn out, but they said the rest appears to be relatively intact. I'm hoping it was only minimally defiled.

i bet they had pre-marrital sex in you back seat.


and took a dump in your trunk.


and i wouldn't open that glovebox if i were you...

[mickill]

DAMMIT!

You sure they may not have been married?

[Qdrop]

DAMMIT!

You sure they may not have been married?

come on, get real.

there is just NO WAY.

everyone know's criminals don't get married.

[synch]

Is it good news or bad that they found it? Would you have gotten a new one if they hadn't?

[paul jones]

sorry to hear the bad news mickill! (n)

[ms.peachy]

More importantly, are you stuck with that damn stroller again?

[hpdrifter]

A Passat. I knew it! I could have guessed you'd drive a VW. You're so predictable.

[mickill]

I'm glad they found it, Synch. I love that car more than some of my family members. I think the wife would have wanted a compact SUV or something if they didn't find it.

I don't know if the stroller is still in it, peachy. I guess I hope it's there since the wife liked it so much. We spent the entire weekend trying to find a suitable replacement for it. We returned the A3 Peg Perego we bought on Friday because apparently "the handle isn't high enough". Other than that, it was pretty much ideal, the A3. To me at least. But my opinion is of little value here. But yeah, I thought this was my window of opportunity. Apparently there is no perfect stroller, though.

What's so predictable about a Passat, jerky?

[adam_f]

Was the DJ Premier album still there?

[mickill]

Was the DJ Premier album still there?
I haven't seen the car yet. It's at the towing yard. I'll keep you posted.

[laurie_hammy]

Lowlife Cockblower With No Penis, Great way to put it.

[JBernas]

A VW Passat.
:eek: Someone stole the P-ssat? I'd be pissed too. Thought they were harder to steal/hotwire because of the funky key?

Sorry, man. I'd offer you mine, but....... :D

[mickill]

No, you can still pop the locks. The key fob is just a convenience to the driver, not a theft deterrent of any sort. We're getting the car back soon, anyway. But thanks for the non-offer.

Welp, looks like the stroller and the car seat are both gone. They even took the Sesame Street toy that was hanging off of one of the rear headrests. I really like people.

[paulb]

nice that it was found, hopefully it aint too wrecked.

[CrankItUp!]

Your winning lottery ticket just might still be in there - somewhere. Even though its only redeemable for $2. You could buy a new air freshener with that. (y)

[Documad]

We returned the A3 Peg Perego we bought on Friday because apparently "the handle isn't high enough".
That's the stroller I gave my best friend and my niece (with the car seat carrier thing). I did lots of research on strollers. I actually drove all over town trying them out at fancy stores. I really wanted the $10,000 one Seinfeld has. Or an old-style English pram. But the Peg Perego somehow seemed more practical.

I never heard about the handle. :o

[marsdaddy]

Mike, how's the Passat treating you now? Sucks to have your car stolen. Definite indication of they're state of life that they took a car with a child seat, stroller, and Sesame Street toy. Maybe they preferred Barney?
And FYI $300 deductible is damn low. My GF's is $1000.$300 Canadian is $1000 US.
everyone know's criminals don't get married.They live together in SIN?!

[befsquire]

when they finally make an arrest, give the defendant my card.

[mickill]

Mike, how's the Passat treating you now? Sucks to have your car stolen. Definite indication of they're state of life that they took a car with a child seat, stroller, and Sesame Street toy. Maybe they preferred Barney?
It could happen to anybody. Even Jetta owers.
$300 Canadian is $1000 US.

Other way around, actually.

Beth, I pray for whoever it was everynight; pray that they've been picked up for whatever offenses they've committed recently and are currently getting worked over with a sock filled with gravel in a prison yard and are forced to toss salads for the next couple of years.