first karaoke experience

[beastieangel01]

so, it went well. I of course made sure to have two vodka sours, a shooter, and a shot of tequila before going up there.

I got the guts to do a second song, and being the silly (retarded?) girl I am I decided I'd rap some Sir-Mix-A-Lot. I recruited another girl named Crystal to rap with me.

In the middle of the song, some fat bi chick that is drunk off her ass gets on the stage with the self-dubbed Crystal² and goes after me since I'm closest to the edge of the stage. She starts pulling at my pants and keeps saying "take it off, take it off!" while half-heartedly/drunkenly dancing.

So there I was, with a half-laugh/half-horror with a dash of "what the fuck is this drunk ugly chick doing to me" look on my face for the rest of the song, fighting to keep my pants on. I even tried to give her the mic for her to take over so I could run away, but no luck. She had the mic and STILL tried to pull down my pants. She did not succeed though, and I survived.

There are pictures of this I think, although I have yet to receive them. My horror captured on film, awesome.

Good times, good times.

[cookiepuss]

I love Kareoke!


my best moment was when I sang Heart's "magic man" at a club in Seattle. I brought down the house yo. :cool:

[QueenAdrock]

haha that's awesome crystal

they have karaoke machines on sale for $40 that i wanted to get for new years, but then i'm like...when the hell else will i use this thing? and that's forty bucks!

[ToucanSpam]

so, it went well. I of course made sure to have two vodka sours, a shooter, and a shot of tequila before going up there.

I got the guts to do a second song, and being the silly (retarded?) girl I am I decided I'd rap some Sir-Mix-A-Lot. I recruited another girl named Crystal to rap with me.

In the middle of the song, some fat bi chick that is drunk off her ass gets on the stage with the self-dubbed Crystal² and goes after me since I'm closest to the edge of the stage. She starts pulling at my pants and keeps saying "take it off, take it off!" while half-heartedly/drunkenly dancing.

So there I was, with a half-laugh/half-horror with a dash of "what the fuck is this drunk ugly chick doing to me" look on my face for the rest of the song, fighting to keep my pants on. I even tried to give her the mic for her to take over so I could run away, but no luck. She had the mic and STILL tried to pull down my pants. She did not succeed though, and I survived.

There are pictures of this I think, although I have yet to receive them. My horror captured on film, awesome.

Good times, good times.


That is one sexy story.

[Lindsey_1535]

I've still not done the whole karaoke thing. One day I will. After my asian friend turns 18 perhaps. Speak of devil here she is.

[fucktopgirl]

i will never do that,except if i am super drunk!
ort :D herwise never,singing is not part of my talent!

[Bob]

now if a guy had done that this story would have taken a very different tone

[beastieangel01]

indeed, Bob, indeed. I told my boyfriend if I was up there and a guy went after me, he better have regulated! He said he would have of course.

I'd be kicking the guy in the face if it were a guy. The girl got received mercy from me.