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Lindsey_1535
11-07-2005, 09:05 PM
I was riding on my bike minding my own business when along comes old man on bike. Riding right beside. I speed up, he speeds up we are fuckin racing on bikes hardcore. Then I fall behind cause I’m not made of muscle like him apparently. Sooo I loss but I got to shake my fist at him which was fun cause I was passing a school so I think some kids laughed at me, But I showed that old man!! No I didn’t but you know. I’m sure he’s divorced has no family so he bikes in all his free time. :mad: :(
TurdBerglar
11-07-2005, 09:07 PM
i could kick his ass
Lindsey_1535
11-07-2005, 09:09 PM
OH Im sure you could.
I was tired. Yeahhh thats it eh. And I was wearing dress pants!! That must have been a disadvantage to me!!
ToucanSpam
11-07-2005, 09:10 PM
Listen.


What did I tell you about old men Lindsey?
QueenAdrock
11-07-2005, 09:10 PM
Go find out where he lives and then poison his water supply
fucktopgirl
11-07-2005, 09:13 PM
OH Im sure you could.
I was tired. Yeahhh thats it eh. And I was wearing dress pants!! That must have been a disadvantage to me!!

but maybe you where just not fast enought! :D
Lindsey_1535
11-07-2005, 09:13 PM
Oh Im fat enough? THANKS!!! Im so cool.
TurdBerglar
11-07-2005, 09:13 PM
DUH!
Lindsey_1535
11-07-2005, 09:14 PM
Listen.


What did I tell you about old men Lindsey?
nothing.


I should have stuck a branch in his spokkkkes though that rat bastard!!
ToucanSpam
11-07-2005, 09:15 PM
nothing.


I should have stuck a branch in his spokkkkes though that rat bastard!!
OLD MEN ARE THE DEVIL!!!


Have I taught you nothing?
fucktopgirl
11-07-2005, 09:20 PM
Oh Im fat enough? THANKS!!! Im so cool.
yea fat enought

i write that by mistake fat,but i edit and correct to fast

:p
jabumbo
11-07-2005, 11:03 PM
you suck lindsey
Bob
11-07-2005, 11:28 PM
you know what you have to do...train hard every day for the rest of your life and get really good at biking until you meet him again, then leave him in your dust. he'll die the next day, finally knowing that someone is better than him at biking
laurie_hammy
11-08-2005, 07:18 AM
you know what you have to do...train hard every day for the rest of your life and get really good at biking until you meet him again, then leave him in your dust. he'll die the next day, finally knowing that someone is better than him at biking

HAHAHAHA So Harsh.
wanton wench
11-08-2005, 09:23 AM
I was riding on my bike minding my own business when along comes old man on bike. Riding right beside. I speed up, he speeds up we are fuckin racing on bikes hardcore. Then I fall behind cause I’m not made of muscle like him apparently. Sooo I loss but I got to shake my fist at him which was fun cause I was passing a school so I think some kids laughed at me, But I showed that old man!! No I didn’t but you know. I’m sure he’s divorced has no family so he bikes in all his free time. :mad: :(
damm girl! you couldnt beat a blue hair!!! (i probably couldnt either :o )

well look at the bright side at least you didnt crash your bike when you were shaking your fist at him! :D
hellojello
11-08-2005, 09:32 AM
let this be a lesson to you young lady!
DON"T wear dress pants under any circumstances!!
TurdBerglar
11-08-2005, 10:39 AM
yeah. don't wear anything under your circumstances. go comando!



a circumstance is one those dress type things, right?
Lindsey_1535
11-08-2005, 11:16 AM
yeah. don't wear anything under your circumstances. go comando!
OH COURSE!
It is so simple get GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!
Tzar
11-08-2005, 08:33 PM
you shoulda shoved him when he was just winning. then he woulda stacked it and you could've laughed at him, and run over his feet.
laurie_hammy
11-08-2005, 08:40 PM
and ya would have won.
avignon
11-08-2005, 10:01 PM
It was Lance Armstrong's dad.
HotAndWet
11-09-2005, 09:09 PM
One time while driving home, this old man on a motorcycle was going super slow so I tried to pass in front of him or something at the red light and he all of a sudden sped up and I was all what the fuck?? So then he turned to me and goes "IT'S ONLY ONE LANE" or something so I said, "well maybe if you drove faster than 20 MILES PER HOUR, NICE TEETH BY THE WAY" (he was missing quite a few.) Yeah, I was mad that day.
laurie_hammy
11-09-2005, 11:37 PM
There was this guy at the skatepark yesterday who had teeth that were so far out they were almost facing horizontal, (the 2 front teeth that is). And hethought he was real tough and he was bein a dickhead, like a 10 year ld got in his way and he's gone FUCKIN LITTLE CUNT and the 10 year olds parent was just there. And then I was going up for this thing and he went there anyway and flung his board into me. And iv gone "SiK teeth you got there" and he turned around. He didnt do anything but.