Why aren't Documad and I best friends?

[DandyFop]

I think she could be MaD aWeSoMe to have as a best friend, dawg. (or freind, as mickill would say).

She always

seeeerpreeses meeeee!

I'm not drunk at all. Just weird. BUT I WISH I WAS - DRUNK, NOT WEIRD

[Kid Presentable]

Documad is sound. Documad is safe.

She calls me 'Ralph' but I pronounce it 'Rafe'.

[jabumbo]

i allready did this, man

[cosmo105]

she's great. very underappreciated. intelligent, funny, awesome lady.

[Echewta]

I thought Documad was Damanja? Because of the girl thing.

[mickill]

Doc is cool as hell.

But if you were to cut this thread open with a knife it would bleed fanny packs, roller blades and Cher albums. Get a life, dork.

[DandyFop]

hurfy hurfy hooooo

[mickill]

hurfy hurfy hooooo
What is that some kind of bull dyke mating call?

[DandyFop]

NO mikey that's your butt farting.

[Laver1969]

Documad backwards is....Dam U Cod!

[avignon]

I adore her. Just her. Everyone else sucks.

[Documad]

Look, I appreciate a good internet drunk dial as much as the next person. Lord knows I enjoy the attention.

But why do all threads about me involve inferences of girl-on-girl action and farting?


P.S. Dandy and I would be best friends if I weren't twice her age and living in Minnesota. :)

[Knuckles]

I was into Documad when she was underground.

[DandyFop]

Look, I appreciate a good internet drunk dial as much as the next person. Lord knows I enjoy the attention.

But why do all threads about me involve inferences of girl-on-girl action and farting?


P.S. Dandy and I would be best friends if I weren't twice her age and living in Minnesota. :)

Sadly I was nowhere near drunkness during that post and I hope I can only be as cool as you when I am your age thankyouandgoodnight.

[mickill]

ooooooh! (http://www.tinytreefrog.com/damncool/rejected.jpg)

[cosmo105]

damnit mike (http://img470.imageshack.us/img470/2839/gtfo3tl1qh.jpg)

[mickill]

Damn this, Jess! (http://funblog.lachnet.de/files/sabotaz.jpg)

[TurdBerglar]

ok these owls make no damn sense

[Documad]

ok these owls make no damn sense
I agree, but they sure are funny. I don't know why.

[DroppinScience]

Let the record state that I was one of the first people to be nice to Documad and made her feel welcome. If it weren't for me, she could've left before she realized her potential.

That is all. :D

P.S. - I remember her saying that. You did say that, right Doc? Right?

[Documad]

DS: you were both the first person to acknowledge my existence and the first to be nice to me. You were also the first to call me "old," but that's okay. :)

I still think of you as "catching a wave" because that was your avatar's tagline at the time.


See, DS is nice to ladies who don't post sexy photos too. ;)

[DroppinScience]

See, DS is nice to ladies who don't post sexy photos too. ;)

Well, that's only because I'm hoping you'll post a sexy photo in the future. :p

[zippo]

You were also the first to call me "old"

wait, so what decade are we talking here, late 30´s, 40´s, 50´s?

*runs away*

[DroppinScience]

DS: you were both the first person to acknowledge my existence and the first to be nice to me. You were also the first to call me "old," but that's okay. :)

I still think of you as "catching a wave" because that was your avatar's tagline at the time.

I also seem to remember that you disclosed (when you were still semi-new-ish) that you considered leaving the forum at certain points. I got kinda scared that you were gonna plan on leaving, so I wrote a plea for you to stay and that I loved your input on the forum.

:)

[DroppinScience]

wait, so what decade are we talking here, late 30´s, 40´s, 50´s?

*runs away*

I hope Docu will be okay with me saying this...

She's 40 (and she's shared this info in the past, so it's in the public records ;) ).

[zippo]

oh yea? she doenst post 40

[zippo]

HUH HUH HUH HUH

[Documad]

That's because I'm 41 -- I'm "as old as Yauch" about 10 months a year. :)