Body Sushi

[beastiegirrl101]

www.metromix.com

OK, this has been around for a while but a few Japanese restaurants here in Chicago just started partaking in this and a lot of people seem to be up in arms about it. What do you guys think? Waste of money? Try something new? Put the money to use elsewhere?

It's the headlining article on the main page.

[TAL]

I see you're still trying to push that website on us.

[Echewta]

I dont understand it one bit except for the model who is getting paid some serious coin I would suspect. Its dumb. Save have the money and get a hooker to eat takeout sushi with you and watch TV instead.

[beastiegirrl101]

Well, its a great webiste....and I'm famous. But you're still avoiding the question. I am serious...sorta.

[beastiegirrl101]

I dont understand it one bit except for the model who is getting paid some serious coin I would suspect. Its dumb. Save have the money and get a hooker to eat takeout sushi with you and watch TV instead.

I am not sure how much the model gets paid, but just to eat the sushi off of her...is $500.

I'll tell ya this, I would rather eat fish off a woman, than a hairy man.

[mickill]

I'd be willing to give it a whirl, but only with mexican food.

[synch]

Naked woman, raw fish...

Nah, too easy.

[beastiegirrl101]

I'd be willing to give it a whirl, but only with mexican food.

pink taco?





that was too easy.

[Ace42X]

How'd you know if the sushi is off or if the chick just hadn't bothered douching?

[mickill]

Guacamole!


That was too easy.

[fucktopgirl]

pahahaha this is a jok
people dont know what to do no more :D
poor girl laying on a table with fish on her

[wanton wench]

yeah put some damm jalapenos and habaneras on her ass and see how long she can lay there! :D

[Echewta]

Its just lame. If the girl was feeding you, I guess that would be different. What if the sushi tastes like baby powder? Miso from the navel?

[Ace42X]

poor girl laying on a table with fish on her

I once saw some porn of a girl with a fish UP her.

[beastiegirrl101]

. . .and how does she just lay there with her eyes closed and not laugh her ass off about some stupid conversation they are having? Unless they drugged her and she is in a coma or something...coma sushi.

[fucktopgirl]

I once saw some porn of a girl with a fish UP her.

hey man what kind of porn you looking :D ,did that turn you on?

[Ace42X]

hey man what kind of porn you looking :D ,did that turn you on?

Not really, I don't think the fish was too happy about it.

[fucktopgirl]

no doubts,all of a sudden its was dark!

[mickill]

I'd tickle her with my chopstick.....

if you know what I mean....

You know....

wink wink...

nudge...

As in....

not with the penis...

but with an actual chopstick....

wink wink...

Get it?

[synch]

I don't get it.

[Ace42X]

no doubts,all of a sudden its was dark!

And smelt of... Mummy.

[mickill]

I don't get it.
How bout herpes and crabs? Do you get those?

[wanton wench]

How bout herpes and crabs? Do you get those?
i bet you could eat crabs off one of those women! :D

[synch]

How bout herpes and crabs? Do you get those?
No... thing a bit of penicillin can't cure.

[Ace42X]

Unless you are allergic to penicillin.

[sam i am]

Didn't that chick on the Surreal Life and My Little Brady do this trick?

Sushi is way to good to be ruined by eating it off a chick who's not even that hot, frankly.

[TAL]

I've never had sushi, and I feel that if I start out with paying $500 to eat it off a naked woman I wouldn't want to lower my standards after that. That would ruin me, so this is not for me.

[mickill]

I would fear a queef
Yes, because women generally queef all day long.

[sam i am]

I've never had sushi, and I feel that if I start out with paying $500 to eat it off a naked woman I wouldn't want to lower my standards after that. That would ruin me, so this is not for me.

Sushi is awesome.

Eating it off a chick or a dude is kinda rank.

It's already raw, then you mix it with germs from somebody else before you injest it?

ewwww.....

[sam i am]

Yes, because women generally queef all day long.

Don't ruin the fantasy

[beastiegirrl101]

Don't ruin the fantasy

queefing turns you on?

[sam i am]

I'm sure you're not eating it off a crack whore

But it is Chicago so you never know

At least eating it off a crack whore you might get a contact high.

If you eat it off a model, you'll probably only contract bulimia!



Thank you......that's why I won't play more than one gig a night....I won't do it....

[TAL]

Sushi is awesome.

Eating it off a chick or a dude is kinda rank.

It's already raw, then you mix it with germs from somebody else before you injest it?

ewwww.....
Why are you telling me this? I said I'm not gonna do it.

[sam i am]

queefing turns you on?

No. The fantasy that women walk around all day queefing up a storm. Just the thought is so aromatic. :o

[sam i am]

Why are you telling me this? I said I'm not gonna do it.

You'll never eat sushi?

[beastiegirrl101]

Sushi is awesome.

Eating it off a chick or a dude is kinda rank.

It's already raw, then you mix it with germs from somebody else before you injest it?

ewwww.....

I am sure she is scrubbed down with aniseptic before they throw some slabs of raw fish on her.

[sam i am]

I am sure she is scrubbed down with aniseptic before they throw some slabs of raw fish on her.

Still...

Gross....

Sushi is made to be eaten at cheap Japanese restaurants where you can't understand what the hell the chef is saying, they yell some weird Japanese crap at you when you walk in and leave, and you try something new everytime to eat, not what to eat it off of.

[sam i am]

so that's where they hide the ginger!

Yeah but what about where the hell Mary Ann is hiding!? :confused:

[Sarky Devotchka]

I think the idea is sexy, sensual, and liberating!

ha ha...uh, not really. I think the whole thing is just ridiculous. plus, what if the girl had to pee? or worse? and why is this even a thing? decadence? like snorting coke off a girl's tits? at least with the coke, you know you might have a chance to at least bang the chick.

although, I would enjoy spaghetti and meatballs off a dude's hairy chest. ULTIMATE FANTASY.

oh god, boner.

[Echewta]

I at least pretend that the plates I've been given have been washed in steamy hot water that would burn me if i touched it unlike whatever the girl could have been washed or sprayed with. eww.

Eating stuff off of a chick should be private and not require utensils.

[Ace42X]

Eating stuff off of a chick should be private and not require utensils.

Not even nipple-clamps?

[synch]

I am sure she is scrubbed down with aniseptic before they throw some slabs of raw fish on her.
The fish never touches the girls skin from what I read. I wondered how they served it but seeing as I have no attention span I couldn't be bothered to find out.

[Echewta]

Do you usually eat food with nipple clamps when you are solo and watching a DVD?

[Ace42X]

Do you usually eat food with nipple clamps when you are solo and watching a DVD?

utensil

n : an implement for practical use (especially in a household)

Implied humour ruined, AGAIN.

[beastiegirrl101]

Eating stuff off of a chick should be private and not require utensils.

well, that depends on what you consider utensils.

[Echewta]

utensil

n : an implement for practical use (especially in a household)

Implied humour ruined, AGAIN.

:rolleyes:

[TAL]

Do you usually eat food with nipple clamps when you are han solo and watching a DVD?
Yes.

[Nuzzolese]

Ohhh that page has something on Capoeira!!


Something funny, as I was scanning through the series of halloween photos, they jumped right from people on the street in costume (some guys in drag) to Gwen Stefani's performance and it wasn't until the 3rd picture of her that I realized it was actually her and not a drag show. I was thinking "great Gwen Stefani costume - but you can tell it's a man.....errr oh"

[K-nowledge]

Do they keep her body at a nice cool temp. so not to spoil the sushi? :rolleyes:

Not a good way to eat sushi.
Oh, if I'm gonna pay $500. for a night of sushi, the girl better come with the meal.

[Bob]

The fish never touches the girls skin from what I read. I wondered how they served it but seeing as I have no attention span I couldn't be bothered to find out.

i think they're covered in saran wrap or something

anyway i'm fully in support of this idea. it's about time we present job opportunities to women that allow them to move up in the world. we've elevated them from waiting tables to being tables

[Ace42X]

i think they're covered in saran wrap or something

They even come with a dental dam included in the price, THAT'S value for money.

[mickill]

No. The fantasy that women walk around all day queefing up a storm. Just the thought is so aromatic. :o
It's not flatulence, you nincompoop. There's no aroma.

I'm sorry for swearing at you, but you had it coming.

[DIGI]

500 DOLLAS!?!?!?! GOOD LORD, THAT'S ALOTTA MONEY. I'LL GIVE YA A TOOTHPICK AND 2 KETCHUP PACKETS.

[beastiegirrl101]

It's not flatulence, you nincompoop. There's no aroma.

I'm sorry for swearing at you, but you had it coming.

yea I was going to respond to his comment with a whole queef explanation because I think he needed one...but I thought this was somthing an experienced man should answer...and Mike...there you go again.

[mickill]

yea I was going to respond to his comment with a whole queef explanation because I think he needed one...but I thought this was somthing an experienced man should answer...and Mike...there you go again.

Yeah Nata, this is my area of expertise. Not only queefs, but women, period.

[TAL]

Bring back happy endings
I wanna bring back happy endings
Bring back happy endings



Guess the song if you want.

[sam i am]

It's not flatulence, you nincompoop. There's no aroma.

I'm sorry for swearing at you, but you had it coming.

No.......really? :rolleyes:

Aren't there pheromones or SOMETHING emanating forth?

Please say yes.....

[QueenAdrock]

What's so great about eating sushi off a naked body? Especially with chopsticks? I mean, if you were able to eat it straight off with your hands tied behind your back, I understand shelling out maybe $50.

[Echewta]

The nipples could be confused to look like a kind of sushi. That would be a bummer to the chick I bet.

[hardnox71]

Sushi is awesome.

Eating it off a chick or a dude is kinda rank.

It's already raw, then you mix it with germs from somebody else before you injest it?

ewwww.....
My friend and I said the exact same thing when we read this article a couple of days ago.

That's just nasty.