what's the worst that could happen? [Archive]

cookiepuss

11-08-2005, 05:22 PM

I drop my toothbrush on the floor

there could be more than 2 million bacteria per square inch. that's about 200 times higher than a sanitary surface.

Bacteria causes infections..."Bacteria in the mouth is more toxic than Botulism. It can cause heart disease."http://peoplesnutritionalhealth.com/doyouknow.htm

basically in the worst case senario you get and infection and you die.

don't drop your tooth brush.

fucktopgirl

11-08-2005, 05:24 PM

i am walking in the wood

cookiepuss

11-08-2005, 05:30 PM

i am walking in the wood

you trip and fall into a ravine, breaking both your legs on the fall down. you agonize for hours and after two days a bear finds you helpless and mauls you but doesn't kill you. you are now mamed and you've lost all feeling in your legs...but you don't die. No a rescue party finally finds you, but the doctors can't save your legs and since the bear tore out part of your vocal cords you are now crippled and mute so you can't even thank the people who rescued you. :(

now how about that walk in the woods? :D

TAL

11-08-2005, 05:31 PM

We are naked in bed.

cookiepuss

11-08-2005, 05:39 PM

We are naked in bed.

wow, there are just so many things that could go wrong there.... ;)

I'm gonna have to give this some serious thought.

sam i am

11-08-2005, 05:51 PM

you trip and fall into a ravine, breaking both your legs on the fall down. you agonize for hours and after two days a bear finds you helpless and mauls you but doesn't kill you. you are now mamed and you've lost all feeling in your legs...but you don't die. No a rescue party finally finds you, but the doctors can't save your legs and since the bear tore out part of your vocal cords you are now crippled and mute so you can't even thank the people who rescued you. :(

now how about that walk in the woods? :D

NO!

A tree limb falls from the sky and pins you to the mulch beneath your feet. It starts to rain. You struggle for hours and hours to get yourself free, but hypothermia sets in. The water starts to build up on the ground, but you've lost the strength to raise your head. Water slowly starts to build up, entering your nostrils and your throat. A spider, stranded on a leaf, floats by, but crawls onto your head. It's a mother spider, pregnant with thousands of baby spider eggs. She leaves her eggs in your ear, where the baby spiders hatch and burrow their way in.....

well....you get the picture.

NOW.....how about that walk in the woods?

sam i am

11-08-2005, 05:52 PM

I eat a banana.....

TAL

11-08-2005, 06:00 PM

wow, there are just so many things that could go wrong there.... ;)

I'm gonna have to give this some serious thought.
Be rough :)

paul jones

11-08-2005, 06:09 PM

Britney Spears baby drops and has 2 heads

cookiepuss

11-08-2005, 06:15 PM

Be rough :)

Well ok you asked for it.....Ah hem..... I tie you up and and we start to get it on.

I ask you if you've ever tried asphyxiaphilia and you say no, but you'll give it a whirl. I choke you until you pass out.....

you wake up alone and with an excrutiatingly uncomfortable sensation in the ass. You're not bleeding but somethig feels very very wrong...so you go to the emergency room where they examine your poo shoot and find... a toy car, a light blub, a dead hamster and a shit load of semen. You also test positive for a miriad of sexually transmitted diseases...but you have to wait a month for the HIV test. and you KNOW how that will turn out.

that's about the worst thing I can think of...anyone else care to take a crack at it? heh. crack.

cookiepuss

11-08-2005, 06:21 PM

Britney Spears baby drops and has 2 heads

each head gets it's own recording deal. One head "raps", while the other only sings christian ballads. thier album is number #1 for one year straight and thier single is played every hour on the hour on all top 40 radio stations. :eek:

TAL

11-08-2005, 06:26 PM

Well ok you asked for it.....Ah hem..... I tie you up and and we start to get it on.

I ask you if you've ever tried asphyxiaphilia and you say no, but you'll give it a whirl. I choke you until you pass out.....

you wake up alone and with an excrutiatingly uncomfortable sensation in the ass. You're not bleeding but somethig feels very very wrong...so you go to the emergency room where they examine your poo shoot and find... a toy car, a light blub, a dead hamster and a shit load of semen. You also test positive for a miriad of sexually transmitted diseases...but you have to wait a month for the HIV test. and you KNOW how that will turn out.

that's about the worst thing I can think of...anyone else care to take a crack at it? heh. crack.
You sure know how to show a guy a good time. Even though I didn't see most of it.

cookiepuss

11-08-2005, 06:30 PM

You sure know how to show a guy a good time. Even though I didn't see most of it.

you're quite welcome!

oh and one more thing....you paid a months salary for that little romp in the sack.

TAL

11-08-2005, 06:31 PM

It was so worth it, you minx.

You do know I'm unemployed, right?

sam i am

11-08-2005, 06:34 PM

It was so worth it, you minx.

You do know I'm unemployed, right?

And infected with the avian flu! :p

sam i am

11-08-2005, 06:36 PM

each head gets it's own recording deal. One head "raps", while the other only sings christian ballads. thier album is number #1 for one year straight and thier single is played every hour on the hour on all top 40 radio stations. :eek:

Then "it" gets elected to the Senate from Louisiana (Brit's home state) and eventually becomes Hillary Duff's Vice-President, goes on a rampage one day, and kills off half the US government......

Wait......

That's the BEST that could happen.....

Sorry....

Please continue.....

monkey

11-08-2005, 06:38 PM

she's stoned and hungry.

cookiepuss

11-08-2005, 06:52 PM

she's stoned and hungry.

So she makes some grubin mac n' cheese, but since she's stoned and in a hurry to eat she's not paying attention and turns off the pilot light but dosent turn the gass all the way off. She later goes out to run some errands while the house starts to fill with gas. While sh'es out she gets sprayed in the face by one of those obnoxious perfume ladies and and heavy musk clings to her nose hairs for a good hour, obsuring her sense of smell. When she returns home she sits down to smoke another bowl before bed......She clicks the lighter...and BOOM!

kleptomaniac

11-08-2005, 06:55 PM

the beasties ruled the world

monkey

11-08-2005, 06:57 PM

So she makes some grubin mac n' cheese, but since she's stoned and in a hurry to eat she's not paying attention and turns off the pilot light but dosent turn the gass all the way off. She later goes out to run some errands while the house starts to fill with gas. While sh'es out she gets sprayed in the face by one of those obnoxious perfume ladies and and heavy musk clings to her nose hairs for a good hour, obsuring her sense of smell. When she returns home she sits down to smoke another bowl before bed......She clicks the lighter...and BOOM!

loooovely. :( but i wanted the best case scenerio!

cookiepuss

11-08-2005, 06:57 PM

It was so worth it, you minx.

You do know I'm unemployed, right?

drat. I should know better than to accept a check for sexual favors. stupid! stupid! *smacks forehead with open palm*

cookiepuss

11-08-2005, 07:03 PM

loooovely. :( but i wanted the best case scenerio!

sorry we don't do that here...

but if we did the best case senario wouyld be that 15 large pizza's are delivered out of the blue by a handsome young man who refuses to take cash and is an avid muff diver. Boooooorrrrringggggg. :rolleyes: hee heee.

ToucanSpam

11-08-2005, 07:11 PM

You are buried under 20 feet of feces hiding from the SS at Dachau.

monkey

11-08-2005, 07:24 PM

sorry we don't do that here...

but if we did the best case senario wouyld be that 15 large pizza's are delivered out of the blue by a handsome young man who refuses to take cash and is an avid muff diver. Boooooorrrrringggggg. :rolleyes: hee heee.

ooooooooooooooooooooooo
yeaaaaaaaaaaa
thats so booooring!

cookiepuss

11-09-2005, 12:53 AM

You are buried under 20 feet of feces hiding from the SS at Dachau.

um...that already sounds like a worst case senario to me. can't do much with that bub....except....maybe SS sets the feces on fire and you die a slow firey death.

laurie_hammy

11-09-2005, 05:06 AM

You just got shot 30 times in the head.

tracky

11-09-2005, 05:31 AM

I bought an NSX (http://images.google.com/images?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLG,GGLG:2005-41,GGLG:en&q=nsx&sa=N&tab=wi)

I'm thinking worst case scenario, I get herpes or something.

cookiepuss

11-09-2005, 11:28 AM

I bought an NSX (http://images.google.com/images?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLG,GGLG:2005-41,GGLG:en&q=nsx&sa=N&tab=wi)

I'm thinking worst case scenario, I get herpes or something.

yeah and $100,000.00 in speeding tickets.

ToucanSpam

11-09-2005, 12:33 PM

I'm in a completely clean, sterile room with a TV and a regular nintendo. its all plugged in and there are no wires for me to chew on or anything, just nintendo.

cookiepuss

11-09-2005, 12:41 PM

I'm in a completely clean, sterile room with a TV and a regular nintendo. its all plugged in and there are no wires for me to chew on or anything, just nintendo.

way too easy...didn't you read about the 23 yrold Korean guy who died of exaustion after playing video games for like 72 hours straight?

worst case senario: you get so addicted to the game you neglect your personal health and hygene and you die of exaustion after alienating your family and friends.

ToucanSpam

11-09-2005, 01:18 PM

I have a gun pointed at your head. You are tied down with 400 pounds of rope. We are on a remote island with no human around for 400 miles.

What is my worst case scenario?

cookiepuss

11-09-2005, 01:34 PM

I have a gun pointed at your head. You are tied down with 400 pounds of rope. We are on a remote island with no human around for 400 miles.

What is my worst case scenario?

well your worst case senario is that you have to kill me and survive off my flesh because you are on a remote island with no other humans and probably very little food. but you get very lonely without me and you die of heartbreak...because i was the best thing that ever happened to you.

that's your worse case senario. My worse case senario in that position would be something very different.

In my worse case senario you wouldn't kill me and eat me...that would be over too quickly...instead you'd torture me 24-7 with chessy ballads that you compose on the ucalali (how do you spell that? you know the tiny guitar?) and then at sunset for added entertainment you stick needles under my finger nails and drip water on my forehead. eventually you do get hungary and cut off a couple of my limbs but you keep me alive so that someone will listen to your stupid songs and listen to your manisfesto on the how the meaning of all live is explained in the star wars sereis. :mad:

ToucanSpam

11-09-2005, 01:39 PM

Oh my god.

No.

I would totally tell you everything about Star Wars. You would force yourself to stop breathing so you could die rather than listen to how Han Solo has a lightsabre in the original poasters.....or that the original title for Episode 6 was 'Revenge of the Jedi'.

kleptomaniac

11-09-2005, 02:58 PM

the beasties ruled the world

oops i said the b word in the b-free section. my bad :o :p

i guess that's why u ignored it

cookiepuss

11-09-2005, 05:16 PM

oops i said the b word in the b-free section. my bad :o :p

i guess that's why u ignored it

no I tried to come up with one for that..
but all I got was that they might make all restaurants vegan, causing a huge fractioning of our society into meat-eaters and vegans. eventually an all out civil war would break out, and the meat eaters and vegans would slaughter eachother (cause the vegan don't mind killing as long as it's not animals ;) ) and .....yeah that's about as far as I got when I realized it was a very very stupid worst case senario. :o

Axl Z

11-09-2005, 05:18 PM

I bent my wookie

ToucanSpam

11-09-2005, 05:28 PM

I'm sitting at home playing the piano.

jackrock

11-09-2005, 05:38 PM

you get banned from the BBMB! :eek:

cookiepuss

11-09-2005, 06:17 PM

I bent my wookie

I'm assuming your wookie is of the plastic action figure variety. YOu decide to heat up the plastic and bend it back into shape. but the plastic is more flamable than you thought and the wookie melts into a burning pile of toxic plastic fumes which you inhale. the plastic fumes cause you to have a sever and life threatening allergic reaction,but thanks to your LifeAlert(tm) necklace you are saved by the peramedics in the nick of time.

cookiepuss

11-09-2005, 06:22 PM

I'm sitting at home playing the piano.

you are playing a particularliy fast and difficult peice when one of the piano strings breaks and snaps back hitting you in the eye, rupturing your eyeball and splattering blood across the black and white keys.

cookiepuss

11-09-2005, 06:22 PM

you get banned from the BBMB! :eek:

OMG what could be worse than that?!!!!!

ToucanSpam

11-09-2005, 06:24 PM

you are playing a particularliy fast and difficult peice when one of the piano strings breaks and snaps back hitting you in the eye, rupturing your eyeball and splattering blood across the black and white keys.
The Haunting was a terrible movie.

Okay....I run at you while strapped with explosives....what is the worst case scenario?