So I was at a stop light last night

[Echewta]

minding my Ps and Qs and a car pulls up along the side of me. Two guys in the front, one girl in the back. High schoolers it seemed but i'm so old and ancient now, I have no idea. The girl yelled something and I turn to look and shes making the hand to the mouth, tongue on the cheek action to me. The guys in the front were nervously laughing. She yells "I want you to face fcuk me!" I just smirk and look away. "Hey" I look over again and she sticks her tongue out inbetween her fingers and says "I want you to fcuk my tght little..." So I ignored her and the light seemed to take forever with her continuing to do and say things that I do enjoy doing, but not with a girl who has to study and with two odd guys in the front of the car.

What would you have done?

[abcdefz]

I probably would've taken your resting pulse rate.

[ToucanSpam]

pulled out a gun and pointed it at the girl.

[cosmo105]

asked her, "is it ok if i put it in your butt before all those other things?"

[ms.peachy]

Ask her how much it's gonna cost.

[ToucanSpam]

"Would your gentlemen friends like to join in as well?"

[Echewta]

I probably would've taken your resting pulse rate.

it was pretty calm. She did have nice hair though.

[fucktopgirl]

well if i where a man ,i would say "command let's do it"

[abcdefz]

I'm kinda uncomfy in those situations, too. Happens enough that I know how I react: I smile, feigning bemusement, then concentrate on something else.

If you start speaking in return to this crap, it just seems to give them more fodder for shennanigans. That's bad, too.

Maybe adults should do this with teens more often: pull up alongside them and just start pointing and laughing. God knows, they're a funny species.

[abcdefz]

Ask her how much it's gonna cost.



That's not bad.

[mickill]

I'd have done the same thing back. Pulled the ol' switch-a-roo on her. See how she'd like that.

[hpdrifter]

asked her, "is it ok if i put it in your butt before all those other things?"

This is the only logical thing to say in a situation like this.

[Echewta]

Yea, what if I said "hope in baby!" and then they follow me around and yell perv or whatever. :(

I'm not a perv. Scouts honor. In public I mean.

[mickill]

I also would have considered dragging my huge penis out and hanging it out the window without getting out of my seat or removing my seatbelt to do so and saying, "I don't know, think you could handle it? *wink*"

[jabumbo]

open your passenger side door

[fucktopgirl]

I also would have considered dragging my huge penis out and hanging it out the window without getting out of my seat or removing my seatbelt to do so and saying, "I don't know, think you could handle it? *wink*"


that would freeze the girl for shure!

[mickill]

Yeah, or I could just sling it over the steering wheel, let it flop on the dashboard....these are minor details, really.

[cosmo105]

being careful you don't accidentally shatter the windshield, of course.

[fucktopgirl]

minor detail really?
but in the situation make all the difference :D

[mickill]

being careful you don't accidentally shatter the windshield, of course.
Naturally.

Or I could slam it against the closed window and be like, "is this what you wanted?! Huh?! HUH?!!" with crazy eyes and everything.

[cosmo105]

don't give me flashbacks, mike. :(

[ToucanSpam]

Why is it mickill's penis is center stage every day at some point?

[cosmo105]

it's kind of hard to ignore.

[ToucanSpam]

Is it the length or the width?

[Echewta]

Its the cut of his jib.

[mickill]

Why is it mickill's penis is center stage every day at some point?
Put a sock in it, mr light switch.

[ToucanSpam]

Put a sock in it, mr light switch.
Hey!


Yes sir, right away sir.......

[cosmo105]

(!) (http://www.chapter9photography.com/2005/portfolio/self-portraits/photos/01_lightswitch.jpg)

[jabumbo]

been circumsized lately? :confused:

[Qdrop]

i would have just said
"what's wrong with those 2? (pointing to the guys up front),they don't do it for ya anymore?"


then, i'd pretend to start crying.
and say "actually, no one's ever asked me that....at least not for a long time..sniff...it's just so nice to hear....thank you...thank you"
then i would just sob uncontrollabley...
and slowly...i would turn my sobs into laughter...then out-and-out cackling and howling.

then the light would turn green.

[Echewta]

My drivers side window is broke and wont go down. I live with it or replace the entire door. I live with it. I'd have to yell out the sunroof. Thats just tacky.

[kll]

stick your bare ass out the drivers window and spread your cheeks

[kleptomaniac]

say "no speaky the english!" and hit the gas.

[hardnox71]

I would have followed them for a good fifteen or twenty minutes. Scare the lliving shit outta them. If they think hollering shit like that at strangers in other cars is funny, that would teach 'em. They don't know who the hell you are. You might be some psycho mass murderer for all they know. You might be some normal guy who's just having a real bad fucking day like Michael Douglas in Falling Down. They have no idea. See, those are the kind of dumbass kids you hear about on the news all the time.

[Echewta]

I should have gone cartoon and yelled "HHHAAAOOOOOOGGGAAA", put my hand under my arm pits, gnawed on my steering wheel, roll my eyes, "HAMANAHAMANA"

[hardnox71]

Yeah, that ^ definitely would have scared the shit outta me.

[Fern]

I wish it was two Puerto Ricans in a low rider wanting to smoke your ass.

[miss soul fire]

Here if you stay that much stopped in a traffic light it's an invitation to death.:pJUst kidding. Kind of.

I would join her game, but I would do it in a cynical way.

[zippo]

So I ignored her and the light seemed to take forever with her continuing to do and say things that I do enjoy doing, but

Or I could slam it against the closed window and be like, "is this what you wanted?! Huh?! HUH?!!" with crazy eyes and everything.

i dont think ive ever read a funnier thread, those two being the winning numbers, im gonna 5 star it

[Sarky Devotchka]

she probably thought you were carson daly.

you should have said "I'll poop into your butthole, then you'll poop it back into my butthole and we'll keep doing it back and forth with the same poop. forever."


p.s. I didn't think of that scenario, it's from a movie, I swear.

[ericlee]

I would've gotten out and started breakdancing. It would of changed her whole perspective of me. You know, they sometimes say a lady could tell how you are in bed by the way you dance

[DandyFop]

it was pretty calm. She did have nice hair though.

Let me guess - a blonde :rolleyes:

[Echewta]

nope. dark as night.

p.s. i love you sarky cause i thought i was the only one who ever saw that movie.

[Bob]

"oh, sorry, i'm a registered sex offender"

[ericlee]

"oh, sorry, i'm a registered sex offender"

but by the way she sounds, this quote would have done nothing but provoked her

[ericlee]

I had a similar thing happen to me while delivering chinese food. Here I was at a stop light in my Wok n' Roll get up and these 2 chicks pulled up next to me and said, "I bet he's a good fuck". I just clammed up and waited for the green light. This my friends is one of those days I regretted being shy

[Bob]

if that happened to me, i probably would have said "eh", in a "not really" kind of manner

[g-mile7]

bet she was blonde.....was she at least cute'?

[Echewta]

She was ok but so young. Dark hair. Not blonde. The blonde thing is a myth.

[Echewta]

Well, they are close to it. Mmmm...blondes.

[cookiepuss]

well if i where a man ,i would say "command let's do it"


(y) that sounds about right.

[beastiegirrl101]

p.s. i love you sarky cause i thought i was the only one who ever saw that movie.

that little boy was so damn cute.