View Full Version : Another obeservation on the universal applications of Simpsons quotes
ms.peachy
11-09-2005, 02:05 PM
Yes I know we've done this before and somewhat recently, but this thing happened to me just today, OK? Let's see who can be first to finish this story:
So I'm on the bus and there's two guys in the seats in front of me chatting about stuff. We drive past a billboard advertising the Blue Man Group show that's about to open in London and one guy turns to the other and says:
mickill
11-09-2005, 02:06 PM
Eat My Shorts!
Don't Have A Cow Man!
Qdrop
11-09-2005, 02:07 PM
"metaphor....lisa needs braces...."
jabumbo
11-09-2005, 02:09 PM
i was saying boo-urns!
ms.peachy
11-09-2005, 02:10 PM
oh god I can't believe none of you have got it yet.
Qdrop
11-09-2005, 02:11 PM
oh god I can't believe none of you have got it yet.
you mean it's a joke?
you presented it as a "fill in the blank".
mickill
11-09-2005, 02:12 PM
Cowabunga Dude!?
Qdrop
11-09-2005, 02:12 PM
"you're just saying that cause our team mascot is a cow..."
ms.peachy
11-09-2005, 02:14 PM
you mean it's a joke?
you presented it as a "fill in the blank".
it IS a fill in the blank. There's an actual quote from an episode I am looking for and NO ONE's said it yet. My god, I thought it was going to be so obvious!
mickill
11-09-2005, 02:18 PM
Aye carumba!
Qdrop
11-09-2005, 02:19 PM
Doh!
ms.peachy
11-09-2005, 02:20 PM
mickill you are not even really trying.
Crikey people. It was from the episode where Lisa invents Linguo, when Homer cuts off his thumb and has it in Moe's pickled egg jar.
Qdrop
11-09-2005, 02:21 PM
it IS a fill in the blank. There's an actual quote from an episode I am looking for and NO ONE's said it yet. My god, I thought it was going to be so obvious!
is it in the episode in which the blue men appeared?
or an older one.
cause i don't watch the new episodes very often.
mickill
11-09-2005, 02:21 PM
Hmmm...give us a hint.
ms.peachy
11-09-2005, 02:26 PM
It's fairly old, several seasons ago. Before I moved to England, which was in 99; how much before I'm not sure.
Look, do you want me to just tell you?
jabumbo
11-09-2005, 02:26 PM
halloween specials don't count! who really remembers them anyway?
Qdrop
11-09-2005, 02:26 PM
this had better be fuckin hilarious, peachy.
mickill
11-09-2005, 02:28 PM
It's fairly old, several seasons ago. Before I moved to England, which was in 99; how much before I'm not sure.
Look, do you want me to just tell you?
No! don't tell us.
Just give us a hint.
ms.peachy
11-09-2005, 02:29 PM
So I'm on the bus and there's two guys in the seats in front of me chatting about stuff. We drive past a billboard advertising the Blue Man Group show that's about to open in London and one guy turns to the other and says:
"You ever see that Blue Man Group? Total rip-off of the Smurfs. And the Smurfs? They SUCK!"
Jeezus I can't believe you guys didn't know that one.
Tell 'em I joined the blue man group! I'm the fat one!
mickill
11-09-2005, 02:33 PM
........
Uh, so the baby's doing well? Gaining weight and all that...
jabumbo
11-09-2005, 02:49 PM
i used to watch the smurfs all the time on saturday morning
i liked it, but always for mad at them for saying smurfy smurf smurf at everything, because i had no clue what they meant
ToucanSpam
11-09-2005, 02:59 PM
________ PLAN!
Lisa needs braces!
mickill
11-09-2005, 03:00 PM
i used to watch the smurfs all the time on saturday morning
i liked it, but always for mad at them for saying smurfy smurf smurf at everything, because i had no clue what they meant
Yeah, that must have been very angering.
jabumbo
11-09-2005, 03:01 PM
Yeah, that must have been very angering.
your just mad at yourself because you've been agreeing with me too much lately
cosmo105
11-09-2005, 03:01 PM
dental. so old, so overused
ms.peachy
11-09-2005, 03:03 PM
........
Uh, so the baby's doing well? Gaining weight and all that...
I think sometimes I can feel it move. But I'm not sure, it might be indigestion. Hard to tell.
Qdrop
11-09-2005, 03:10 PM
so are we gonna keep posting Simpsons quotes or not?
otherwise, i am outta here...
ms.peachy
11-09-2005, 03:12 PM
so are we gonna keep posting Simpsons quotes or not?
otherwise, i am outta here...
They got these big chewy pretzels here...Five dollars??!!! Outta here...
.....so i says to mabel i says
Echewta
11-09-2005, 03:53 PM
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
tracky
11-09-2005, 04:22 PM
Did anyone get it yet?
my guess is
"total rip off of the smurfs"
ms.peachy
11-09-2005, 04:51 PM
Did anyone get it yet?
my guess is
"total rip off of the smurfs"
See? See? (y)
mickill
11-09-2005, 04:53 PM
He cheated. Anybody could have done that.
i knew what it was right from the first post but i didnt brag about it (before now)
ms.peachy
11-09-2005, 04:55 PM
He cheated. Anybody could have done that.
He may have. Or he may have just skipped ahead. I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt, because I just ate a Bounty Dark bar and I'm cuckoo with the coconut and shit.
Which reminds me:
"you put the beer in the coconut, and throw the can away"
roosta
11-09-2005, 04:57 PM
the grand-daddy:
Smithers: What's wrong sir, did I get some in your eye? The Shampoo specifically said No more tears!
Burns: Ah, lovely promise but, one beyond the powers of a mere shampoo...
mickill
11-09-2005, 04:59 PM
Don't give tracky the benefit of the doubt, peaches. He steal cars for a living.
And Bob? Well, Bob's just sick in the head.
ms.peachy
11-09-2005, 05:01 PM
Mickill you is just hatin' on them because they knew it and you didn't. Besides, you're gay for Moleman, anyway.
DID I HEAR A BREIFCASE OPEN?
Axl Z
11-09-2005, 05:17 PM
I bent my wookie
mickill
11-09-2005, 05:19 PM
Mickill you is just hatin' on them because they knew it and you didn't. Besides, you're gay for Moleman, anyway.
I came close a few times, so whatevs, man. Whatevs.
But you're right about Moleman.
ToucanSpam
11-09-2005, 05:27 PM
http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/
ms.peachy
11-09-2005, 05:29 PM
http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/
No, no, no. See, now that's cheating.
They've got to come from the love, man.
ToucanSpam
11-09-2005, 05:33 PM
That phony Echewta cheated!! Look at how it looks just like the one on the page!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
ms.peachy
11-09-2005, 05:39 PM
That phony Echewta cheated!! Look at how it looks just like the one on the page!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
Yes but when Echewta does bad things, it's like when a puppy does something bad and you yell at it and then it looks at you with the big liquidy eyes and then next thing you know you are giving it a Pupperoni.
ToucanSpam
11-09-2005, 05:43 PM
:mad:
Fine.
I love that song Lisa does with Paul Anka about the billboard monsters in one of the Halloween episodes
"Judt don't look, just don't look!" ^__^
tracky
11-09-2005, 06:21 PM
I was first thinking "clown college? you can't eat that" when u mentioned billboard. That's one of my favourite episodes. The clowns on fire (y) And at the dinner table "maaaaarge" "yes homie? doo doo dodododo doo doo doo doo doo" "THAT'S IT! YOU PEOPLE HAVE HELD ME BACK LONG ENOUGH! I'M GOING TO CLOWN COLLEGE"
Either way, I think i've just proved myself as the biggest "comic shop guy" here :o
ms.peachy
11-09-2005, 06:23 PM
Must...kill...Moe...Wheeeee!
mikizee
11-10-2005, 01:09 AM
i cant remember word for word, but....
Marge: have you noticed anything wrong with bart lately?
Homer: new glasses?
Marge: no, i think hes depressed.
Homer: probably misses his old glasses.
and.... 'oooh, he card read good!!!!'
Homer: its curns, you idiot!
Marge: no its not!!!
Homer: disregard.
scotty
11-10-2005, 04:46 AM
So many classics to choose from...........
'You can't make friends with salad, you can't make friends with salad'
'I'm not going anywhere until Lisa makes me a big fat chocolate apology cake'
'Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions'
'No-one snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the G's'
........and the one in my sig.
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