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Fern
11-09-2005, 05:06 PM
restaurant kitchens look the same???
kleptomaniac
11-09-2005, 06:21 PM
nobody can really answer that unless they themself have personally been to every single chinese restaurant kitchen in the world...(because how do you know they all look the same in the first place???)


oh but do u mean chinese restaurant like american chinese restaurants...or the chinese restaurants in china?

cuz that's totally different

but whatever, i don't know the answer to either...
Rawr
11-09-2005, 06:39 PM
i wouldnt say the same. just the same fashion.
and its like.. say you go into some resturant and see its all american or canadian style, and you think "man i should order some burger and fries" sit down and suddenly some chinese dude comes and takes your order and say he has no burger or fries.. just sushi... noodles.. wichever... whatever chinese food they have. obviously your gonna be confused and give a weird look saying "chinese food? i thought this was a normal resturant?"
that would probably offend them cause you wouldnt realise you just said something mean. and they would kick you out.

...do you get my point?
kleptomaniac
11-09-2005, 06:46 PM
i wuz thinking she wuz saying the actual kitchen where they cook the food..?


gawd i'm weird.
ericlee
11-09-2005, 10:19 PM
you ask that question, then you might as well ask why all BK's, Mcdonald's and all the other fast food joints look the same.

BTW if you actually go to China, you'll notice that the restaraunts look quite different from each other
jabumbo
11-09-2005, 10:30 PM
and all the fortune cookies are made in fucking chicago
ericlee
11-09-2005, 10:35 PM
a chinese man walks into the doctors office complaining about vision problems.

The doctor tells the chinaman, "hmm, it looks like you have a cataract"

the chinaman says to the doctor, "no, I drive a Rincoln Town Car"
jaymasterfunk
11-10-2005, 04:33 AM
That's because they ARE all one and the same kitchen. In fact each Chinese kitchen door is a metaphysical gateway to one and the same kitchen located in another universe where they mass-prepare their food and prepare for culinary world dominance. I think the main gateway is somewhere in San Francisco! It's true !! :eek:




ehm...right!
synch
11-10-2005, 05:12 AM
How come most diners look the same? How come all kitchens in fancy restaurants look the same?

How come all mcdonalds look the same? :eek:
ericlee
11-10-2005, 05:14 AM
why does honda and acura look the same?

why does lexus and toyota look the same?
boys_beastie
11-10-2005, 07:03 AM
'cause it's efficient
DapperDiverge
11-10-2005, 06:46 PM
I went to a chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread, bread, bread

I asked them if they had some, and this is what they said, said, said...

My name is:

E -I- E -I

Nickoli, Nickoli

Pom Pom Poodle

Willie Willie whiskers

My name is chief!! :D
kleptomaniac
11-10-2005, 06:48 PM
you just make that up all by yourself? :confused:


if so, :D(y)