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CrankItUp!
11-09-2005, 05:10 PM
PEARLS BEFORE SWINE BY Stephan Pastis


"Little Miss Muffet
Sat On A Tuffet
Eating Her Curds And Whey.
Along Came A Spider
Who Sat Down Beside Her
And Frightened Miss Muffet Away."


"Then Muffet Went Back
And Checked Her Gun Rack.
Grabbing A .357
Finding The Spider
That Sat Down Beside Her
And Blew That Poor Sucker To Heaven."

THE END
Fern
11-09-2005, 05:26 PM
gay.
Axl Z
11-09-2005, 05:29 PM
"Little Miss Muffet
Sat On A Tuffet
Eating Her Curds And Whey.
Along Came A Spider
Who Sat Down Beside Her
And Frightened Miss Muffet Away."

"So Miss Muffet Smoked Crack
And Whored On Her Back
To Drown The Fears Away
Then Along Came A Spider
Who Sat Down Beside Her
And Asked Her For Sex."
CrankItUp!
11-09-2005, 05:43 PM
"Little Miss Muffet
Sat On A Tuffet
Eating Her Curds And Whey.
Along Came A Spider
Who Sat Down Beside Her
And Frightened Miss Muffet Away."

"So Miss Muffet Smoked Crack
And Whored On Her Back
To Drown The Fears Away
Then Along Came A Spider
Who Sat Down Beside Her
And Asked Her For Sex."

Ok, fuck yeah ! - then what ?
CrankItUp!
11-09-2005, 05:50 PM
Little Miss Muffet
Sat On A Tuffet
Eating Her Curds And Whey.
Along Came A Spider
Who Sat Down Beside Her
And said "What's in the bowl bitch?"


Andrew Dice Clay :cool:
jaymasterfunk
11-10-2005, 04:51 AM
Little Miss Muffet
Sat On A Tuffet
Eating Her Curds And Whey.
Along Came A Spider
Who Sat Down Beside Her
And said "What's in the bowl bitch?"

Classic (y)
I'd come back with another Diceman quote but I
can't find any that wouldn't get me banned.
Oh well



Little Boy Blue -
He needed the money.