Readymade credibility

[mickill]

Hey, we haven't had any "post here" threads in a while, so.....

......if you post here I'll say something in direct reference to you to make you sound cool, something that you can use in your sig, put on a t-shirt, get tattooed on the small of your back, or even have engraved on your tombstone. The possibilities are endless, really. I'll even refer to you by name so that people won't be like, as if mickill said that about you. Think what this can do for your career, your social life and perhaps most importantly, your reputation on the internet.

[monkey]

signature status not guaranteed.

[TAL]

Limbo, how low can you go?

[mickill]

I'm all over this like Liberace.

If I had a dollar for every single time I've been blown away by something Norcen said, I'd have enough money to make 4 calls at the nearest payphone!

[cookiepuss]

man, I ain't got no street cred, killa! Ya gots ta help me.

[mickill]

signature status not guaranteed.
Damn! Not even a tat?

Pauli's by far the hottest one among you! Her milkshake brings all the boys and girls to her yard!

[mickill]

Limbo, how low can you go?

Man, I wish I was Tal!

[mickill]

man, I ain't got no street cred, killa! Ya gots ta help me.
Whenever cookiepuss walks into a thread, it's like all the words just stop and stare!

[jabumbo]

yeah, i get it now

[voltanapricot]

*deletes sloganizer.com on the web address bar*

YEEEEAHHHH!!

[mickill]

yeah, i get it now
Oh for crying out loud.

Jabumbo makes a lot of really really good points!

*stops gritting teeth*

[Bob]

I seriously seriously love you, man. You seriously rock, mickill. Seriously.

[mickill]

*deletes sloganizer.com on the web address bar*

YEEEEAHHHH!!

If I could go back in time, delay my birth by a little over a decade, ensure that my parents moved across the pond and return to this world as a lovely and fabulous young woman, I'd come back as Clo.

[Nuzzolese]

mickill I love you like Bukowski loved the bottle - much, or often, whichever is classier.

[mickill]

I seriously seriously love you, man. You seriously rock, mickill. Seriously.
Nice one.

Bob is living proof that there's still hope for the internet!

[mickill]

mickill I love you like Bukowski loved the bottle - much, or often, whichever is classier.
God, I love you!

[beastiegirrl101]

kiss my ass

[mickill]

kiss my ass

That hot bitch beastiegirrl101 needs to learn to loosen up and have a little fun once in a while!

[adam_f]

Curious how this works with me.

[TurdBerglar]

and people call me an attention whore

[kleptomaniac]

alright, now tell me how much you love me ;)

[mickill]

Curious how this works with me.

adam_f is a pret....pret....teh...pretty awe....he's a puh-ret-teeeee awes..um......he's a pretty awe-suuuuum...he's a pretteeee awesuhhhhm g-g....he's a pret-teee awesome...guh....gih..gihhhhh...GUY! There.

[mickill]

and people call me an attention whore

Yeah and?

Turd isn't a COMPLETE moronic fucking douche.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by mickill
adam_f is a pret....pret....teh...pretty awe....he's a puh-ret-teeeee awes..um......he's a pretty awe-suuuuum...he's a pretteeee awesuhhhhm g-g....he's a pret-teee awesome...guh....gih..gihhhhh...GUY! There.

I love you.

[hpdrifter]

Please let it be something scorchingly clever!!!!

*dances up and down while whining a la Homer Simpson*

[Lindsey_1535]

metoooooo

[mickill]

Please let it be something scorchingly clever!!!!

*dances up and down while whining a la Homer Simpson*

Talk about pressure...

When the clock strikes midnight, or you go to sleep (which ever you consider to be the end of the day), then you'll be onto another day and today will not get worse as it is over.

[mickill]

metoooooo

If I could go back in time, delay my birth by a little over a decade, ensure that my parents moved to the prairies and return to this world as a lovely and intoxicated young woman, I'd come back as Lindsey.

[kleptomaniac]

thanks for skipping me :rolleyes:

[mickill]

thanks for skipping me :rolleyes:
Oh, I didn't see you, sorry.

klepto stands out from the rest of the pack, man!

[TurdBerglar]

HA!

[hpdrifter]

Talk about pressure...

You ripped off rirv! You just ripped. Him. Off. I said scorchingly clever! That was only, like, when you're lighting a candle and the wick is too far down and the flame angles up and touches your skin for a second.

WEAK!!!!!!

I want another one.

[mickill]

You shouldn't have asked for clever.

Anyway, I had no idea rirv already said that. You should replace his quote with mine. They're quite similar anyway.

[hpdrifter]

I am so hurt, you don't care enough to come up with somthing original. I am going to pout. I'll catch you on Monday.

[DroppinScience]

I wanna be cool, too!

[Nuzzolese]

I'm scheduling the tattoo appointment for next Thursday. Do you think I should use a quote box around it? "originally posted by mickill" ?

[mickill]

I wanna be cool, too!

I didn't say I was performing miracles here!

There's still hope for DroppinScience! Let's not kill him yet!

[Kid Presentable]

Seriously, Mickill, the underground will welcome you back with open arms.

[beastieangel01]

I soooo want a tattoo on my lower back, it's so original and freagin awesome (y)

[Kid Presentable]

I've got 'Small' tattooed on me willy. Well, 'Smal' anyway.

[ericlee]

mickill pulls out his scrotum and strums it like a banjo

[avignon]

as if you needed a special thread for butt kissing. :rolleyes:

[ToucanSpam]

Hello.


You've never had anything nice to say about me. I defy you to try to find something about me you like.

[TurdBerglar]

i don't know if you notice. but all his responses have been pretty sarcastic

[cosmo105]

ON SCALE OF RAD TO AWESOME, HOW GREAT IS COSMO.

[Knuckles]

stroooooooke me!
stroooke me!

[mickill]

I am so hurt, you don't care enough to come up with somthing original. I am going to pout. I'll catch you on Monday.
hpdrifter is like that voice in my head that keeps telling me that I can't just settle for spectacular or amazing, that I need to be better than that.


I'm scheduling the tattoo appointment for next Thursday. Do you think I should use a quote box around it? "originally posted by mickill" ?
That sounds pretty tacky. My answer is yes.


Seriously, Mickill, the underground will welcome you back with open arms.
You do realize that there's more to fame than just selling out, don't you, Kid?


I soooo want a tattoo on my lower back, it's so original and freagin awesome (y)
ba01 should get a tiny little tat on her lower back that says: "If you can read this, you know how original and freagin awesome I am"


mickill pulls out his scrotum and strums it like a banjo
ericlee knows all of our dirty little secrets!


as if you needed a special thread for butt kissing. :rolleyes:
avignon needs a special thread to maybe help her seem clever and/or funny. Something like the "Post here and I'll perform a miracle" thread.


Hello.


You've never had anything nice to say about me. I defy you to try to find something about me you like.
ToucanSpam puts the "cool" in "cool little ass-licker"


i don't know if you notice. but all his responses have been pretty sarcastic
Don't give them any hints, Turd. I'm suuuuuuure these geniuses can figure things out for themselves.


ON SCALE OF RAD TO AWESOME, HOW GREAT IS COSMO.
cos, shut up and just wrap your legs round these velvet rims and strap your hands across my engines.

stroooooooke me!
stroooke me!
One day we'll meet face to face, Knuckles. And when we do I'm gonna be like, "hey, remember when you asked me to stroke you? Were you being serious?" and just see where things go from there.

[hellojello]

for some reason when i read the thread title this morning i thought it said 'readymade celebrity' but seeing it tonight i realise it doesn't.

[beastieangel01]

I dig me that tattoo.

[Kid Presentable]

I'm not attacking the Mic Killa, not at all. I care is all.

[synch]

I am credibilibiliblitily.

[roosta]

this is funny.

[Nuzzolese]

for some reason when i read the thread title this morning i thought it said 'readymade celebrity' but seeing it tonight i realise it doesn't.

Get out from town!

[adam_f]

I think it's 'Get out OF town.'

Unless I missed the point.

[Nuzzolese]

potato potato

[adam_f]

potato potat-youarefuckingwronghahahaphilipmichaelthomas

[Monsieur Decuts]

que?

[voltanapricot]

These are great, Lindsey's made me larf.

[mickill]

for some reason when i read the thread title this morning i thought it said 'readymade celebrity' but seeing it tonight i realise it doesn't.For some reason when I read this post I thought it said something interesting, but seeing it now, I realize it's just a hellojello post! HA! No, I'm kidding, I <3.0 you.


I am credibilibiliblitily.
synch has more credibility in the tip of one of his french manicured fingernails than most of you will have in your entire lives.


this is funny.
roosta is the coolest guy on the board with probably the least coolest username possible. I mean, it's basically an euphemism for "cock".


que?
Vous êtes une pomme de terre avec le visage d'un cochon d'inde!

[synch]

Vous êtes une pomme de terre avec le visage d'un cochon d'inde!Hahahahahaha

Where did that come from?

[Maisailana]

Hahahahahaha

Where did that come from?
what the heck does it mean?

[synch]

"You are a potato with the face of a guinea pig"

[Lex Diamonds]

Well, if it'll make me cool, then go ahead! :) (y)

[teat]

Well, if it'll make me cool, then go ahead! :) (y)

That's straight.

[cosmo105]

<3theboss<3

[jackrock]

i like it when small pudgy pink pigs oink, and their curly tails go *waggy* *waggy* *waggy* :)

[mickill]

Yeah, I don't really wanna keep doing this so can I just say that you're all fantastic people blah blah blah and I wish you long and prosperous lives, so I'm not ignoring you. The end.