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teat
11-13-2005, 07:58 AM
I would piss in the shower over the toilet any time. I'd turn the shower on for no good reason, get naked and piss my cares away under that jet of hot water.

I had athlete's foot, and was told that pissing on it would sort it out. I tried it and loved every second. :D

Once a girl pissed on me in the shower, and I was on Crystal Meth, and her pony tail and the wee wees made her actually look like a Russian rachorse. (y)

Tzar
11-13-2005, 08:00 AM
i always do so.. and i aim for the drain hole too. if it goes anywhere else, i point the showerhead over the places and kick it down to the drain hole.

Freebasser
11-13-2005, 08:00 AM
I'd piss on teat if I got the chance.

teat
11-13-2005, 08:02 AM
I'd piss on teat if I got the chance.

You'd need a teat on it to stop splashing on your dress.

Freebasser
11-13-2005, 08:04 AM
Awww... so you're one of those anonymous little fuckers who thinks that they can come and start shit with people because they're nice and sife hiding behind their little avatar?

How sweet.

teat
11-13-2005, 08:06 AM
Awww... so you're one of those anonymous little fuckers who thinks that they can come and start shit with people because they're nice and sife hiding behind their little avatar?

How sweet.

Fuckin weak. If it isn't a picture, you can't do anything. :D

And even then...... :(

This place already got a knuckles.,

roosta
11-13-2005, 08:07 AM
i have never pissed in the shower. tried once, but damnit, i couldn't go through with it.

teat
11-13-2005, 08:08 AM
i have never pissed in the shower. tried once, but damnit, i couldn't go through with it.

Seriously, the shower is the place for hot liquids.

I want you to turn on the shower and try it.

Now! :cool:

Freebasser
11-13-2005, 08:11 AM
Fuckin weak. If it isn't a picture, you can't do anything. :D

And even then...... :(

This place already got a knuckles.,

Haha I see what you did there, very clever.

ms.peachy
11-13-2005, 08:13 AM
Pretty much everyone, at some point or other, pisses in the shower. Most people, however, have enough other stuff going on in their lives that they don't find it a particularly important or exciting topic of conversation. So, kudos to you for attempting to be provocative, but frankly, I don't imagine many people will be all that impressed.

For future reference, here are some other related mundane topics you may want to give a miss:
Sometimes I sniff my finger after it's been in my ear
I ate a booger
I can't stop picking at this scab
I like to smell my own farts

cj hood
11-13-2005, 08:14 AM
teat shits in the shower....

teat
11-13-2005, 08:15 AM
Pretty much everyone, at some point or other, pisses in the shower. Most people, however, have enough other stuff going on in their lives that they don't find it a particularly important or exciting topic of conversation. So, kudos to you for attempting to be provocative, but frankly, I don't imagine many people will be all that impressed.

For future reference, here are some other related mundane topics you may want to give a miss:
Sometimes I sniff my finger after it's been in my ear
I ate a booger
I can't stop picking at this scab
I like to smell my own farts

I can gather from your theming that you're preggers. Will you eat the placenta, or freeze it for later consumption? Some folk will plant trees with it. :p

Tzar
11-13-2005, 08:16 AM
Will you eat the placenta, or freeze it for later consumption?
oh fuck that..

*proceeds to vomit on self*

roosta
11-13-2005, 08:17 AM
i like this kids moxy

ms.peachy
11-13-2005, 08:18 AM
I can gather from your theming that you're preggers. Will you eat the placenta, or freeze it for later consumption? Some folk will plant trees with it. :p
We have no plans for the placenta. I am under the impression that it will either be disposed of as medical waste, or if we consent, it can be 'donated' for research purposes. If I'm asked, I'm happy for it to go to research.

We will be banking the cord blood, however.

teat
11-13-2005, 08:18 AM
teat shits in the shower....

In the tub as a toddler, for sure.

I watched some peoples' baby the other night. Man, those things can shit.

laurie_hammy
11-13-2005, 03:49 PM
i always do so.. and i aim for the drain hole too. if it goes anywhere else, i point the showerhead over the places and kick it down to the drain hole.

HAHAHA Correct.

QueenAdrock
11-13-2005, 03:53 PM
i always do so.. and i aim for the drain hole too. if it goes anywhere else, i point the showerhead over the places and kick it down to the drain hole.

Bingo. It's harder when you're a girl, though. I do my part for water conservation.

jackrock
11-13-2005, 03:53 PM
i always do so.. and i aim for the drain hole too. if it goes anywhere else, i point the showerhead over the places and kick it down to the drain hole.
yea that's what i do... but i'm lazy enough to cup my hands and splash water where i missed. :cool:

laurie_hammy
11-13-2005, 04:12 PM
yea that's what i do... but i'm lazy enough to cup my hands and splash water where i missed. :cool:

I do that haha.