View Full Version : It's 00:14 and I just heard and saw a car crash
miss soul fire
11-13-2005, 08:26 PM
Two taxis crashed and the one hit from behind practially flew and nearly broke the store's door. Thankfully no one got hurt. The noise was crazy and that's because I had my discman on. Crazy. POW!
Last Sunday night a man was hit by a car in the same place. I have no idea if he's alive or not.
Man, this street is pretty crazy...
CrankItUp!
11-13-2005, 08:29 PM
I won't ride my bike down that street - thanks ! (y)
miss soul fire
11-13-2005, 08:31 PM
Yeah, it's crazy! 3 firemen's trucks (or whatever you call that) got here pretty fast, damnit! Nice.
TurdBerglar
11-13-2005, 08:31 PM
there was a fatal care accident in my hood the other night
TurdBerglar
11-13-2005, 08:31 PM
Yeah, it's crazy! 3 firemen's trucks (or whatever you call that) got here pretty fast, damnit! Nice.
firemen's trucks
hahahaha
miss soul fire
11-13-2005, 08:34 PM
There's one middle aged woman wearing shorts that refuses to get in the fireman's car. She was arguing with them, but I think they just convinced her.
miss soul fire
11-13-2005, 08:36 PM
Alright!!! trucks whatever you call that!
I won't look through the window again!! There was a man peeing next to the place. ARGH! People in this town are really nasty!!!!
tracky
11-13-2005, 08:36 PM
car crashes :mad:
I remember once at my old place, which was on a fairly main road, I was sitting in my room and I heard a BANG! I look out the window and there's a guy rolling across the ground, his motor bike is flying through the air and a car is stopped there with a shattered windshield. I rang the ambulance and then go down and tell the guy not to move, not that he was anyway. The ambulance was there is crazy time, like under 2 minutes. Which is pretty damn good considering how far away the hospital was. I never did find out what happened to that guy, but I like to think my quick action might've helped.
miss soul fire
11-13-2005, 08:37 PM
there was a fatal care accident in my hood the other night
How many deaths?
miss soul fire
11-13-2005, 08:38 PM
car crashes :mad:
I remember once at my old place, which was on a fairly main road, I was sitting in my room and I heard a BANG! I look out the window and there's a guy rolling across the ground, his motor bike is flying through the air and a car is stopped there with a shattered windshield. I rang the ambulance and then go down and tell the guy not to move, not that he was anyway. The ambulance was there is crazy time, like under 2 minutes. Which is pretty damn good considering how far away the hospital was. I never did find out what happened to that guy, but I like to think my quick action might've helped.
You did. That was nice as hell!! :o
TurdBerglar
11-13-2005, 08:38 PM
car crashes :mad:
I remember once at my old place, which was on a fairly main road, I was sitting in my room and I heard a BANG! I look out the window and there's a guy rolling across the ground, his motor bike is flying through the air and a car is stopped there with a shattered windshield. I rang the ambulance and then go down and tell the guy not to move, not that he was anyway. The ambulance was there is crazy time, like under 2 minutes. Which is pretty damn good considering how far away the hospital was. I never did find out what happened to that guy, but I like to think my quick action might've helped.
what if the dude was all high on pcp or some shit and deserved to croke
TurdBerglar
11-13-2005, 08:39 PM
How many deaths?
one
some dude in a mercedes rear ended someother dude in an old shit car while he was stopped at a red light. the dude in the shit car died.
miss soul fire
11-13-2005, 08:42 PM
one
some dude in a mercedes rear ended someother dude in an old shit car while he was stopped at a red light. the dude in the shit car died.
I've been in a car accident that I was practially stopped, getting out of my university's parking lot and then the bus BOOM!!!! Right in my side of the car. Thankfully it was only me. The car went to the metal garbage. I feel nothing at all at the time! How crazy! :D The seat belt saved me!
TurdBerglar
11-13-2005, 08:45 PM
went to the metal garbage!
hahahaha
miss soul fire
11-13-2005, 08:54 PM
I'm too lazy to write English properly. And that's because I've got lots of dictionaries here.
Vai te catar!!! :D Lalalala
TurdBerglar
11-13-2005, 08:55 PM
atleast you're better than miss fucktopgirl
miss soul fire
11-13-2005, 08:56 PM
atleast you're better than miss fucktopgirl
Well, whatever to that!
i live really close to a highway intersection. i've heard tyre screeches that last a good 5 - 10 seconds and expect a crashing sound but never happens. i'm still waiting for a huge prang so i can ride down there and see what's up.
TurdBerglar
11-13-2005, 08:58 PM
don't you get all giddy when you hear that screetch?
giddy like a little girl
miss soul fire
11-13-2005, 09:00 PM
i live really close to a highway intersection. i've heard tyre screeches that last a good 5 - 10 seconds and expect a crashing sound but never happens. i'm still waiting for a huge prang so i can ride down there and see what's up.
Humans just love tragedies! Sometimes I hear this huge noise, but when I see no car has crashed and there was no BOOM POW CRASSSHHHTTTPPP, then I get disappointed. Damnit. I shouldn't be like this. It's sad!
fucktopgirl
11-13-2005, 09:03 PM
one time i was driving on a dirt road and my foot was on the pedal,i take the curve,check that nice house,BANG,in the tree.The car total lost while i was inconsious for couple minutes but no harm. Then wake up,towing and police arrive,i said the the cop that a deer jump in front of me! :D
Nowadays i drive more ,slowly
miss soul fire
11-13-2005, 09:11 PM
What's up with hitting deers? I mean, I thought WE lived in a forest, yet you guys keep getting in situations that involve squirrels or deers.
The only animals I've seen and heard people hitting were doves, dogs or cats and no more. Okay, maybe ants and roaches too. Hihi.:D
TurdBerglar
11-13-2005, 09:14 PM
ants
i never thought about ants getting hit by cars. man those ants have it bad sometimes
fucktopgirl
11-13-2005, 09:18 PM
What's up with hitting deers? I mean, I thought WE lived in a forest, yet you guys keep getting in situations that involve squirrels or deers.
The only animals I've seen and heard people hitting were doves, dogs or cats and no more. Okay, maybe ants and roaches too. Hihi.:D
yea i live in the forest!here the deer jump in front of car all the time
its like they see the light on the highway and they said"finally i can get over it"PAf
tracky
11-13-2005, 09:24 PM
hah yeah that's just like kangaroos here. they're dumb as. they sit on the side of the road, and right as you get near to them they jump out in front of your car. I kid you not! I don't know why they decide to wait right until the last minute, and then actually jump towards the car. Maybe they've just got really shitty lives out there :p Apparently when you see a kangaroo on the road you drive straight at it and don't try to swerve, cause when they move out the way, which they will, you have a 50% chance of hitting them if you swerve. If you drive straight at them it doesn't matter which way they go.
TurdBerglar
11-13-2005, 09:26 PM
so kangaroos are like squirrels overthere. that's fuckn' crazy. excpet your squirrels are fuckn' huge
so kangaroos are like squirrels overthere. that's fuckn' crazy. excpet your squirrels are fuckn' huge
yeah. they're 6ft tall squirrels that can megaly fuck up your car if you're going fast enough. cars get written off from prangs with kangaroos.
TurdBerglar
11-13-2005, 09:28 PM
so do you ever get kangaroos just chillin in your yard?
fucktopgirl
11-13-2005, 09:30 PM
i got deer chilling in my yard,a mom and 2 bambi
pretty neat!
TurdBerglar
11-13-2005, 09:30 PM
deer are boreing
so do you ever get kangaroos just chillin in your yard?
not in metropolitan areas.
if you go down south; they'll be around most ovals and stuff.
we had a holiday house down south and one hopped over our fence! the fence was easily 6 or 7 ft. just insane what them kangas can do.
TurdBerglar
11-13-2005, 09:33 PM
blah
crackheads can do that
fucktopgirl
11-13-2005, 09:34 PM
so mr turd
what the fuck You got in your backyard
TurdBerglar
11-13-2005, 09:35 PM
hookers and crackheads
fucktopgirl
11-13-2005, 09:38 PM
so the hooker jump in the back of car not in front!
TurdBerglar
11-13-2005, 09:39 PM
hookers are always jumping in the back of cars
fucktopgirl
11-13-2005, 09:45 PM
do you have a car?
TurdBerglar
11-13-2005, 09:47 PM
yeah
i have a lamborghini
tracky
11-13-2005, 09:49 PM
this just reminded me of a story my mate told me. These 2 american businessmen have come down for a holiday, they're in the middle of sydney. They ask one of my mates where they can see some kangaroos. "Well, usually they're all parked away in garages during the day, you just missed the peak hour. But generally you can get a ride if you just go out in the street and COOOOOOOOO-EEEEE!"
So it was a bit longer / different to that, but basically they convinced these 2 americans that we ride them in to work, and that you can hail one by yelling out COOOOOO-EEEE! in the middle of the street. I wish I was quick witted enough to come up with shit like this (y) Apparently they did go out into the street and let out a few COOOOOOOOEEEEs :D
fucktopgirl
11-13-2005, 09:49 PM
pahaha
more like a mountain bike :D
fucktopgirl
11-13-2005, 09:51 PM
this just reminded me of a story my mate told me. These 2 american businessmen have come down for a holiday, they're in the middle of sydney. They ask one of my mates where they can see some kangaroos. "Well, usually they're all parked away in garages during the day, you just missed the peak hour. But generally you can get a ride if you just go out in the street and COOOOOOOOO-EEEEE!"
So it was a bit longer / different to that, but basically they convinced these 2 americans that we ride them in to work, and that you can hail one by yelling out COOOOOO-EEEE! in the middle of the street. I wish I was quick witted enough to come up with shit like this (y) Apparently they did go out into the street and let out a few COOOOOOOOEEEEs :D
hahaha stupid naive american
laurie_hammy
11-13-2005, 10:04 PM
not in metropolitan areas.
if you go down south; they'll be around most ovals and stuff.
we had a holiday house down south and one hopped over our fence! the fence was easily 6 or 7 ft. just insane what them kangas can do.
Yeah iv seen em do that. They fully make the legs go horizontal and bounce over, there fuckin nuts.
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