so i was at work and this woman was walking around with her kid sucking on her tit

[TurdBerglar]

i mean what the fuck! i didn't need to see that shit or anyone else for that matter. what the hell is wrong with people. this fuckn' retard had her kid strapped to her with one of the those baby backpack things except it was on the front of her. so she's walking around doing her shit and she's got her shirt rolled up and her fuckn' ugly ass shaved monkey hellspawn was just sucking away! can you do this shit??? you can't even piss in the woods! how the fuck can you have a kid sucking your tits??? i can't get this fuckn' horid image out of my head. if she can walk around like all ladida and shit and have her kid fuckn' feeding himslef WITH A TIT, then i should be able to squat wherever the fuck i want and drop a fuckn' duece in a paper bag! but nooooooooooooo. i would get my ass fuckn' arrested and sent to the fuckn' asylum.

GET A FUCKN' BABY BOTTLE YOU TWAT

[Videodrome]

that's hot.

[Freebasser]

You can't shit in the woods or you get banged up?

Haha!

[hitmonlee]

next.

[TurdBerglar]

You can't shit in the woods or you get banged up?

Haha!


indecent exposure

[TurdBerglar]

that's hot.


fuck that. seeing some fuckn' nasty ass baby sucking away on a tit completely ruins the lust and sexiness involved in tits!

[K-nowledge]

drop a fuckn' duece in a paper bag!

Nice. (y)
I've seen it public before. I have to say it freaked me out. I can understand people's "rights" and all but do that at home and put it in a bottle or be a little more discrete when in public.

[Freebasser]

indecent exposure

So if you're on a camping trip and you get caught short can't you even dig a hole and unleash some brown eels into the wild?

I bet there are a hellofalotta scout masters with blocked up bowels out there.

[TurdBerglar]

So if you're on a camping trip and you get caught short can't you even dig a hole and unleash some brown eels into the wild?

I bet there are a hellofalotta scout masters with blocked up bowels out there.


i was thinking about that earlier. im not too sure how it works. but im sure you can do it legally in rural areas. but you can't shit in the park even if it's deep in the woods. you can't even piss by the highway even if you creep far into the woods by the road where no one can see you. but it's not like the police are looking for this shit unless your doing it on main st or something

[Freebasser]

Haha, now I have this image of a troop of boyscouts dropping their pants in unison and shitting in the middle of the road.

No doubt the FBI are on their way after reading that...

I'll go get my shotgun.

[jackrock]

when i first read this thread title, the first image to jump in my head was this like 15 year old kid strapped to his mom, sucking away. and i don't know why! :D :p

[Tzar]

i mean what the fuck! i didn't need to see that shit or anyone else for that matter. what the hell is wrong with people. this fuckn' retard had her kid strapped to her with one of the those baby backpack things except it was on the front of her. so she's walking around doing her shit and she's got her shirt rolled up and her fuckn' ugly ass shaved monkey hellspawn was just sucking away! can you do this shit??? you can't even piss in the woods! how the fuck can you have a kid sucking your tits??? i can't get this fuckn' horid image out of my head. if she can walk around like all ladida and shit and have her kid fuckn' feeding himslef WITH A TIT, then i should be able to squat wherever the fuck i want and drop a fuckn' duece in a paper bag! but nooooooooooooo. i would get my ass fuckn' arrested and sent to the fuckn' asylum.

GET A FUCKN' BABY BOTTLE YOU TWAT
PAHAHAHAHAH!! fucking gold man!

[CrankItUp!]

She could've took that nipple out, aimed and squirted you down with it. :)

[Tzar]

i remember one time i was out with family, and some family-friends of my auntie's family (if you follow me); the mum had a baby with her, and she fed it...breast fed, it every 10 fuckin' minutes. it was just ridiculous. something at the back of mind thought she was doing it for attention, or she liked having a kid suck and bite on her nipple.

[TurdBerglar]

she was probably waiting for some ass like me to come by and bitch her out like that cunt deserved it so she could make a scene of some sort

[CrankItUp!]

She could've took that nipple out, aimed and squirted you down with it. :)
That kinda scene. :)

[laurie_hammy]

fuck that. seeing some fuckn' nasty ass baby sucking away on a tit completely ruins the lust and sexiness involved in tits!

Turd, knowing you, I thought you'd love that shit.

[fucktopgirl]

yea well,she must have been really ugly too the lady with is tits out! :D


but i kinda understand where you stand
i mean breastfeeding is not something you do in public
except if you have no choice

let say i am crossing the canada with my friend in a monaco for 4 days,3 people in front and 3 in the back,so really stuck together.I had to breastfeed,well i fucking put a blanket over my tits!


and for tzar who said that the girl might enjoy being suck and bite on the nipple,i really doubt it.There is no fun getting you nipple suck,bite!Not at all,is purely a motherly instinct ,a natural action.

[TurdBerglar]

Turd, knowing you, I thought you'd love that shit.


but it's a baby. babies are gross and disgusting.

had it been her 16 year old daughter on the other hand...

[sjp]

that is kind of sick. reminds me of me myself and irene though

[Loppfessor]

What the fuck!!?? How come all the ladies aren't jumping all over Turd's back like they did to me when I had a similar problem (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=54235)

[mickill]

See, when you all grow up and become men like me (I'm a grown man, see) you'll understand why this is not a big deal, nor is it something for women to have to be apprehensive about doing in public, and especially not in front of mature adults (like myself).

You should consider a few things: 1) a baby generally requires feeding every couple of hours. Babies don't just sit there and wait until it's convenient for the mother. They're uncooperative and fussy. That's why they're called babies. 2) it's generally recommended that women breastfeed their babies for at least the first month before supplementing with formula or putting the baby on an all formula diet. It's actually ideal (albeit very difficult for most women) if the baby can be exclusively breastfed for the first 6 months. You don't wanna mess with that. 3) it isn't uncommon for women to struggle considerably with breastfeeding to begin with. It's not like you just throw the kid on the boob and it's a go. Not always, anyway. By allowing the baby to feed before it becomes agitated, the difficulty that generally comes along with boobfeeding it is sort of minimized. The mother also needs to be consistent with feeding times as milk ducts can harden and/or begin to produce less milk. The boobies will only produce what they feel is being consumed.

So, you know, no matter how much babies or boobies or both creep you out, just try to remember that apart from it being a mother's right to feed her child in a public place, it also can't always be helped.

This is just the perspective of a random mature man.

[paulb]

that's hot.


holy fuck! i was just about to post that when i saw this topic's title. great minds think alike....kinda scary to say that, considering who coined that phrase.

[ms.peachy]

Oh please :rolleyes:

My plan is wherever and whenever neccesary, man.

Any loser who can't handle me feeding my kid can shove their head up their ass sideways and twist firmly.

[laurie_hammy]

HAHAHA

[TurdBerglar]

Oh please :rolleyes:

My plan is wherever and whenever neccesary, man.

Any loser who can't handle me feeding my kid can shove their head up their ass sideways and twist firmly.


i'll shit on your porch

[miss soul fire]

It's even nastier when the baby takes his mouth out of the tit and you see all that milk and saliva drolling all over the breast. That's seriously very sick. And how about purple nipples? EWWWW! :D

[ms.peachy]

i'll shit on your porch

Good luck with that. I wasn't aware I had a porch but hey if you can find it, you can shit on it. Right after you finish with that head shoving and twisting thing.

[TurdBerglar]

i hope your baby drowns in the sink when you get a phone call

[ms.peachy]

i hope your baby drowns in the sink when you get a phone call
Not likely; we've already got a TummyTub. But I appreciate your concern.

[TurdBerglar]

then i hope it rolls down the stairs into the cellar and gets lodged under the water boiler and gets cooked and no one can find it and it starts to decay and stink up the place and it gets eaten by rats

[ms.peachy]

then i hope it rolls down the stairs into the cellar and gets lodged under the water boiler and gets cooked and no one can find it and it starts to decay and stink up the place and it gets eaten by rats

We don't have a cellar. I live in an old post office building that's been converted to loft flats. A more plausible threat might be something more along the lines of, "I hope it gets its head caught between the free floating stairs to the mezzanine office space and dangles lifelessly above your open plan high end designer kitchen."

Let me know if you need any more help with this.

[Qdrop]

unless your doing it on main st or something

i did that.
it was spectacular.

[TurdBerglar]

We don't have a cellar. I live in an old post office building that's been converted to loft flats. A more plausible threat might be something more along the lines of, "I hope it gets its head caught between the free floating stairs to the mezzanine office space and dangles lifelessly above your open plan high end designer kitchen."

Let me know if you need any more help with this.

it could be at a friends house and maybe the dog can eat it


im pretty sure a dog would like cooked baby

[ms.peachy]

it could be at a friends house and maybe the dog can eat it


im pretty sure a dog would like cooked baby
Well, we can always hope.

[TurdBerglar]

i have my fingers crossed

[paul jones]

i mean what the fuck! i didn't need to see that shit or anyone else for that matter. what the hell is wrong with people. this fuckn' retard had her kid strapped to her with one of the those baby backpack things except it was on the front of her. so she's walking around doing her shit and she's got her shirt rolled up and her fuckn' ugly ass shaved monkey hellspawn was just sucking away! can you do this shit??? you can't even piss in the woods! how the fuck can you have a kid sucking your tits??? i can't get this fuckn' horid image out of my head. if she can walk around like all ladida and shit and have her kid fuckn' feeding himslef WITH A TIT, then i should be able to squat wherever the fuck i want and drop a fuckn' duece in a paper bag! but nooooooooooooo. i would get my ass fuckn' arrested and sent to the fuckn' asylum.

GET A FUCKN' BABY BOTTLE YOU TWAT


I bet you had a wank over it when you got home (y)

[TurdBerglar]

don't ever insult me again like that, paul. i thought i knew you

[bigblu89]

Didn't we yell and scream about this subject just a few months ago?

Something about someone breast feeding their kid at the Mall's food court?

[TurdBerglar]

it's better when i do it, though

[paul jones]

don't ever insult me again like that, paul. i thought i knew you

lol only kidding :D (y)

[TurdBerglar]

asshole

[bigblu89]

So, you know, no matter how much babies or boobies or both creep you out, just try to remember that apart from it being a mother's right to feed her child in a public place, it also can't always be helped.

This is just the perspective of a random mature man.

I agree with most of what you said, but I still think it wouldn't be that big of a deal for a woman to take her child to the restroom and feed them in private.

[wanton wench]

I agree with most of what you said, but I still think it wouldn't be that big of a deal for a woman to take her child to the restroom and feed them in private.
would you eat in the bathroom??

[bigblu89]

would you eat in the bathroom??

No, but I wouldn't uncontrollably shit my pants or throw up on your shoulder either.

[TurdBerglar]

you know how restrooms have those diaperchangeing areas? they should have tit feeding areas

[bigblu89]

you know how restrooms have those diaperchangeing areas? they should have tit feeding areas

Alot of business do have "lactating rooms".

I know where I work there is one.

[TurdBerglar]

and where the hell is that?

[mickill]

I agree with most of what you said, but I still think it wouldn't be that big of a deal for a woman to take her child to the restroom and feed them in private.
Even if they wanted to, it's not like every single establishment offers suitable facilities for doing so. And I doubt that very many mothers would want to feed their kids in a bathroom stall or standing up. That seems pretty unsanitary, btw.

[venusvenus123]

no matter what these retards say about breastfeeding, i never really cared about what people thought when i was breastfeeding out in public. i cared about my baby's hunger and stopping him crying :)

so you might object to it, but it's clearly your problem.

in some places they do provide comfy feeding restroom areas which are quite pleasant to use but they're very rare. i was just visiting my friend in spain and she breastfed wherever. i never thought twice about it. it seemed that nobody else did either.

[cosmo105]

who cares? it's natural, necessary, and loving. it's not like you didn't suck on your mom's hooters at one point or another. and if you weren't breastfed...well, that would explain a lot.

pooing on someone's porch is, on the other hand, unsanitary, rude, and probably illegal.

[bigblu89]

no matter what these retards say about breastfeeding, i never really cared about what people thought when i was breastfeeding out in public. i cared about my baby's hunger and stopping him crying :)

so you might object to it, but it's clearly your problem.

in some places they do provide comfy feeding restroom areas which are quite pleasant to use but they're very rare. i was just visiting my friend in spain and she breastfed wherever. i never thought twice about it. it seemed that nobody else did either.

Like I said. I'm personally am OK with it. I can understand why people wouldn't be, so I was semi-supporting that argument as well.

[Sarky Devotchka]

ha ha, turd's afraid of boobs and babies.

I think moms should be able to feed their kids in public, just do it discreetly, like with a blanky to obscure the boob so it's not just flopping around.

because despite what people say, it's hard for some to escape the eroticism associated with a naked breast with a mouth on it.

moral of the story: turd is a pedophile.

[bigblu89]

Even if they wanted to, it's not like every single establishment offers suitable facilities for doing so. And I doubt that very many mothers would want to feed their kids in a bathroom stall or standing up. That seems pretty unsanitary, btw.

It doesn't have to be in the stall. A lot of womens room's, especially businesses, have areas where a woman can sit.

[cosmo105]

yeah, a blankie or something covering it is what i'd do. granted, it's not a sexual act, but unfortunately we live in a society where nudity is equated with sex, especially with tits.

[TurdBerglar]

there was nothing erotic at all about it. if the woman had been hot i probably would of enjoyed it. i still don't know if that means im a pedophile or not though

[cosmo105]

um, if you attracted to the baby, then yes.

[TurdBerglar]

yeah the baby had a hot ass (y)

[fucktopgirl]

there was nothing erotic at all about it. if the woman had been hot i probably would of enjoyed it. i still don't know if that means im a pedophile or not though


there you go,the only raison why you where freaking out,the mom was ugly.
if not you would have stay and starring while having a bonner! :D

[K-nowledge]

i never really cared about what people thought when i was breastfeeding out in public.

And that's the problem.
Some people only care about themselves and not what might offend others.

[venusvenus123]

And that's the problem.
Some people only care about themselves and not what might offend others.
no, that's your problem. i wasn't thinking so much about myself, as my baby's hunger. a hungry baby's screams are going to piss you off a lot more than its mother feeding it.

i still find it hard to understand what is so offensive about a woman breastfeeding.

[wanton wench]

No, but I wouldn't uncontrollably shit my pants or throw up on your shoulder either.
hahaha
you might when you get old and grey!
my point was i would never make my child do something that i wouldnt do!

solution = blanket

[TurdBerglar]

i don't think so

[K-nowledge]

i still find it hard to understand what is so offensive about a woman breastfeeding.

Breastfeeding is not offensive, it's people who do it without discretion that is.

[ms.peachy]

Breastfeeding is not offensive, it's people who do it without discretion that is.

Why is there a 'need' for 'discretion' if it's not offensive?

[kleptomaniac]

you know that one scene in "me, myself and irene" where jim carrey is...he's.....er....yeah..... :rolleyes:

[K-nowledge]

Why is there a 'need' for 'discretion' if it's not offensive?

Now, Ms Peachy. You can pick apart my sentance all day long but you know what i mean. It's common sense. Have a little respect for the public and don't have your teets hanging out while in the process of breastfeeding.

[treebird]

That's kinda gross...oh wait, did she have nice tits? That would change my opion on the matter. every one likes a nice set of fun bags.

[ms.peachy]

Now, Ms Peachy. You can pick apart my sentance all day long but you know what i mean. It's common sense. Have a little respect for the public and don't have your teets hanging out while in the process of breastfeeding.

No I'm sorry, I meant that is all seriousness. Just how exactly is breastfeeding disrespectful to anyone? I really cannot comprehend this point of view. To me it makes aobut as much sense as telling an interracial couple not to hold hands in public, because there are some people who might object to seeing that sort of thing.

[laurie_hammy]

you know that one scene in "me, myself and irene" where jim carrey is...he's.....er....yeah..... :rolleyes:

HAHAHHA yes !

[laurie_hammy]

And then it goes to him on the motorbike all serious with a huge MIlk Moustache hahaha

[cookiepuss]

no, that's your problem.

i still find it hard to understand what is so offensive about a woman breastfeeding.


Me either. We have had this discussion before in a different thread, where I expressed my opinions and yeah I think this should be a non-issue. get over it.

it's a breast. big whop. people put a sexual conotation/taboo on it, but it's still just a body part. you don't see doctors getting a woody when they do a breast exam do ya? I know my gynocologist doesn't get excited when he scrapes my cervix. A body is a body is a body to them. Breasts weren't designed for grown men to paw and suck on. theys designed for babies. So why get offended when ya see a breast serving it's function?

[fucktopgirl]

Me either. We have had this discussion before in a different thread, where I expressed my opinions and yeah I think this should be a non-issue. get over it.

it's a breast. big whop. people put a sexual conotation/taboo on it, but it's still just a body part. you don't see doctors getting a woody when they do a breast exam do ya? I know my gynocologist doesn't get excited when he scrapes my cervix. A body is a body is a body to them. Breasts weren't designed for grown men to paw and suck on. theys designed for babies. So why get offended when ya see a breast serving it's function?


yea people get offended to see a women breastfeed,but they are not offended to see christina aguellera,britney,or some music whore showing they dirty aSS.It is all realated to if a girl is cute or not.

about thoses doctor who dont get a woody when examining female part
that i have doubts! :D i am shure there is fucking pervert who enjoy it !

[cookiepuss]

about thoses doctor who dont get a woody when examining female part
that i have doubts! :D i am shure there is fucking pervert who enjoy it !

Oh there are those docs out there but usually they screw up, get caught having sex with a patient and the medical board takes thier licenses away. rights revoked! Before my dad passed away he worked for the state medical licencing board, as a medical advisor. He reviewed all the cases to determine what was malpractice and what wasn't and helped put bad docs away.

[fucktopgirl]

your father is a hero


still,i dont really trust doctor
my bf when he was young had a cold,the fucking doctor put is finger in his ass!what that tell you about some doctor,some are just wrong

[laurie_hammy]

Hmmmm by the fealing of your Colon I think you do have a cold.

[CrankItUp!]

your father is a hero


still,i dont really trust doctor
my bf when he was young had a cold,the fucking doctor put is finger in his ass!what that tell you about some doctor,some are just wrong
Why the hell did the doc stick his finger up his ass for ? :confused:

[fucktopgirl]

because he was a pervert sick man!

[kleptomaniac]

Why the hell did the doc stick his finger up his ass for ? :confused:

was there an electrician stuck in it, i wonder...?

[fucktopgirl]

a electrician ?

no a doctor finger man

[CrankItUp!]

Wait a minute - was this "tit sucking" incident spotted inside a grocery store ? I would consider that totally inappropriate if she was doing it while grocery shopping.

[laurie_hammy]

was there an electrician stuck in it, i wonder...?

I was gonna say that haha ;)

[QueenAdrock]

My cousin had a baby last year and it scared me when she just whipped out her boob and started feeding the baby. I mean, she did put a blanket over the boob and baby, but not before whipping it out. It scared me because it's still nakedness to me, and I just saw my 28 year old cousin's hooter out in the open where I never had before.

[Rawr]

woah man that fucking shit is fucking messed up i mean like fuck she should of fuckin put her haggard ass shirt down and gave tha shit ass baby a real mutha fuckin bottle like.. FUCK MAN! that is fucking retarded!

:rolleyes:

[ms.peachy]

Hold on, this is Turd, purveyor of all things disgusting and perverted, and he says he is offended by something like this?
LOL yes I was wondering if anyone else saw the irony in someone who gets all irate at the "disgusting" sight of a woman breastfeeding also being the same person who feels it quite acceptable to describe various ways in which he wishes my baby would die.

But you see, him saying that stuff is in no way upsetting to me, because in my mind he is a cartoon character who closely resembles Oscar the Grouch, so it's quite impossible to take anything he says at all seriously :) It's a bit like being told to fuck off by Eric Cartman. No power to shock in it, because it is par for the course.

[venusvenus123]

i think he just does it for shock value, but he's brought some real dinosaurs out the woodwork...

[Loppfessor]

No I'm sorry, I meant that is all seriousness. Just how exactly is breastfeeding disrespectful to anyone? I really cannot comprehend this point of view. To me it makes aobut as much sense as telling an interracial couple not to hold hands in public, because there are some people who might object to seeing that sort of thing.



That's probably the worst analogy ever....

[ms.peachy]

That's probably the worst analogy ever....

How so? We're talking about why some people seem to think that others should refrain from an innocuous behaviour because some mysterious, ill-defined 'others' might be 'offended'. How does my analogy not hold up?

[ms.peachy]

Hah, you wanna hear something funny - right now on the other board I've been hanging out at - one for expectant/new moms - the woman are all arguing about how no one looks at you funny if you're breastfeeding because everyone knows 'breast is best', but if you bottle feed publicly people look at you like "how dare you deprive your child of breastmilk".

Funny ol world, innit? How it looks all depends on where you're standing.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

I've revived this thread because I've just seen a trailer for a documentary on TV called 'Extraordinary Breastfeeding'

Now i do plan on breastfeeding my baby when i give birth in (eek) 3 months but there were kids on this programme that were still breastfeeding who looked about 8.

Now is this just me...or is that just a bit...weird?

[fucktopgirl]

a little bit weird, i breastfeed alix till she was 6 months.I know girls who did it till 3 years old(too old i think) .

[Yorkshire~Rose]

I'm not sure how long i'll breastfeed. Probably only a few months to be honest, we'll see how it goes.

And afalope....no. You oddball.

[ms.peachy]

when i give birth in (eek) 3 months
Ever get the feeling you're on a runaway train, steaming downhill with no brakes? :o Me too!

I heard about that program. That is definitely a bit out-there. I'm not watching it htough because there's a show on about people who believe that they have ongoing sexual relationships with extraterrestrial visitors.

[mickill]

I'm not watching it htough because there's a show on about people who believe that they have ongoing sexual relationships with extraterrestrial visitors.
kll's on tv again?

[ASsman]

Good times.