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[afronaut]

The Beastie Boys didn't invent hiphop. Emimen did.

[meniri mca]

AND YOU ARE.....?

[minorthreat]

you're takin the piss right?

[meniri mca]

The Beastie Boys didn't invent hiphop. Emimen did.

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/bb/a0/kifmToysAllMary_Meyer_Stuffed_Toys_M_M_s_Bendables 1-resized200.jpg

:confused: :confused:

[beastiegirl18]

The Beastie Boys didn't invent hiphop. Emimen did.

ahahahaahahah yeah sure eminem invented it, right...hahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahaahaha keep dreamin boy

[b-grrrlie]

Drunken on birthday booze? :D ;)

[meniri mca]

Y LIKE M&M'S


THE YELLOW ONES :)

[Weezman]

My uncle invented hip-hop....in Chicago late 70's.
He ran from the MAN....ended up in Brooklyn....then the Bronx...the rest is history! :p


- Weezman :cool:

[dirtydan11]

First of all his name is Eminem, not "Emimen". And second, hip-hop wasn't invented by either the Beaties Boys or Eminem, it was invented in Brooklyn by MC Al Gore.

Peace,

Mute

it not invented by him either. it was invented by the inuit community in the northwest territories of northern canada. though not documented, these eskimos have been rapping for houndreds of years. believe it. in the last hundred years as the earth started warming up due to industry, many ppl believe the life force from up north was able to flow all the way down to southern united states, where it amalgamated with many young up and coming blues artists who ended up pioneering hiphop and rock'n'roll music. so no it wasn't elvis or bob dylan, vanilla ice, or eminem.

[fonky pizza]

Oooooooh yeah! :cool:

[meniri mca]

My uncle invented hip-hop....in Chicago late 70's.
He ran from the MAN....ended up in Brooklyn....then the Bronx...the rest is history! :p


- Weezman :cool:

:eek:

[kleptomaniac]

The Beastie Boys didn't invent hiphop. Emimen did.

thanks for the newsflash :cool:
next topic?

also it's "idiots" and "Eminem" (y)

[Weezman]

thanks for the newsflash :cool:
next topic?

also it's "idiots" and "Eminem" (y)


i'll end it with your sig.....

PEACE!!


http://www.yourimagelink.com/thumbs/264109437a4bd5eafc8.jpg (http://www.yourimagelink.com/pic.php?id=74108&name=checck.jpg)

[afronaut]

Your all idiots.

[Weezman]

Your all idiots.


i know they say, "ooh yeah Weezman, rEaL MatUrE"!! :o

[kleptomaniac]

i'll end it with your sig.....

PEACE!!


http://www.yourimagelink.com/thumbs/264109437a4bd5eafc8.jpg (http://www.yourimagelink.com/pic.php?id=74108&name=checck.jpg)

That tickles me pink :)

[Weezman]

That tickles me pink :)


aaawwww go on!!! :p

[laurie_hammy]

The Beastie Boys didn't invent hiphop. Emimen did.

Oh yeah he did didnt he. Remember that great song Eminem made in 85 ?

[dave790]

It's hard to keep up with the who's playing 'afronaut' fun, but its great to see the posts are getting better

[Fellner]

Your all idiots.

YOU'RE

idiot.

[Weezman]

Oh yeah he did didnt he. Remember that great song Eminem made in 85 ?


wasnt he born in 85?? :D

[laurie_hammy]

wasnt he born in 85?? :D

hahaha (y)

[SILVERBEASTIE]

LMAO...Slim fuck face or whatever his name is ruined Hip-Hop..maybe you like Westwood?..he licks his balls

[minorthreat]

eminem has enough money now so why doesn't he buy an island and fuck off?

[laurie_hammy]

eminem has enough money now so why doesn't he buy an island and fuck off?

hahahaha

[titou lapraline]

Eminem?
LOL...ita

[Michelle*s_Farm]

The Beastie Boys didn't invent hiphop. Emimen did.

I think Emimen is an inuit derived word for snow or ice. Derived from "Imek" for water.

Some scholars believe that early rappers were fascinated by Ice and eventually Snow and most of hip hop took off from these humble beginnings. So afronaut may be onto something.

Source: http://collections.ic.gc.ca/arctic/glossary/innuglos.htm

[funkdoc2005]

Some people u just got to ignore.

[synch]

Couldn't resist teasing the natives eh afro?

Judging from the response I can hardly blame you...

[tjpop]

The Beastie Boys didn't invent hiphop. Emimen did.

Eminem was sucking his mother's dick when the Beasties were first makin' records. You were sucking yours, too Slim Faggy.

[timmie]

Hip Hop is the culture! Rap is the Music!!

[Chicka B]

Oh, forreal? Emimem invented hip hop eh? I could've swore it was the Beastie Boys who invented hip hop but I guess I was wrong. Thanks for telling me, I believe you.

[paulb]

That tickles me pink :)

...dirty girl

[laurie_hammy]

hahahaha

[Junker]

Your all idiots.

I was seeing your location...............deep throat????

Deep throat is that porn actress right???

[Junker]

i'll end it with your sig.....

PEACE!!


http://www.yourimagelink.com/thumbs/264109437a4bd5eafc8.jpg (http://www.yourimagelink.com/pic.php?id=74108&name=checck.jpg)


Damn Weez!!!! That was dope......... (y)

You remember me........hahahahaha

[discopants]

Hip hop was actually invented by a gasfitter from Preston called Trevor on a Thursday afternoon whilst he was eating a cheese sandwhich.

[synch]

I've heard conflicting stories about that discopants.

There are strong rumours that it was actually a ham sandwich.

[laurie_hammy]

Damn Weez!!!! That was dope......... (y)

You remember me........hahahahaha

That wall is gettin out of control.

[scotty]

And all along I thought it was Vanilla Ice

[Junker]

That wall is gettin out of control.


WORD !!!!!

[Weezman]

Damn Weez!!!! That was dope......... (y)

You remember me........hahahahaha

:D (y) :p :cool:

[discopants]

I've heard conflicting stories about that discopants.

There are strong rumours that it was actually a ham sandwich.

Actually, this guy told me that he knew this chap who mowed the lawn of the window cleaner of the bloke who was getting the job done and he saw first hand that it was definately cheese- chedder to be precise.

Umm...What is a...how do you say a..."gasfitter"? Thanks.

At it's simplest it's someone who does household gas type stuff- like an electrician or a plumber but with gas.

[minorthreat]

Hip hop was actually invented by a gasfitter from Preston called Trevor on a Thursday afternoon whilst he was eating a cheese sandwhich.

well i'll be damned....you learn something everyday

[roosta]

the white man was created by an evil black scientist called Yacub.

so the wu-tang said.

[guyute88]

The band Clutch wrote a real nice song for eminem,"careful with that mic". I'll put the lyrics here but you really should hear it.

SO TELL ME, WHEN YOU TOOK THE PRACTICE SCHOLASTIC APTITUDE TEST
DID YOU KNOW THE ANSWERS OR DID YOU JUST GUESS?
YOU RELY ON GIMMICKS TO AMUSE YOUR FANS
AND ACT ALL URBAN TO JACK-UP YOUR SOUND-SCAN.
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? HOW COME YOU RHYME MONOSYLLABICALLY?
IS ATROPHY SHRINKING YOUR ENTIRE VOCABULARY?
YOUR STYLE'S LIKE GARBAGE CANS MEANT TO BE TAKEN OUT ON A WEEKLY BASIS.
EVER SINCE YOUR FIRST RECORD YOU'VE BEEN IN A STATE OF SUSPENDED ANIMATION.
YOU LOOK LIKE SNUFFALUFFAGUS AND AUSTRALOPITHECUS.
ME CRAY, YOU ABACUS.
BUT ENOUGH ABOUT YOU, LET'S TALK ABOUT ME
AND HOW SINGLE-HANDEDLY I REDEFINED THE SCIENCE OF RADIO ASTRONOMY,
MAKING NOBEL PRIZE WINNERS QUESTION THEIR NOTIONS OF REALITY.
OH, BUT I DIGRESS… YOU PLAY SORRY, I PLAY CHESS.
KING'S PAWN TO B3, CHECKMATE, GO GET SOME PERCASETS.

CAREFUL WITH THAT MIC, WEEZY.
DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S THAT EASY?

MMMM… THIS IS REALLY GOOD ICE CREAM! YOU WANT SOME OF IT?
OH, MY BAD I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE LACTOSE INTOLERANT.
MAKES YOU PASS GAS, FRIGHTENS ALL THE GIRLS AWAY.
ONLY FRIENDS YOU KEEP ARE THOSE YOU PAY.
ALWAYS ON THE READY FOR THE WACK SNACK ATTACK,
I CARRY SANDWICHES AROUND IN A STRAIGHT-EDGE STYLE JANSPORT BACKPACK.
GOT THE GADGET Q GAVE BOND. TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU JUMP IN A POND,
GO "QUACK QUACK" AND FLAP YOUR ARMS, LEAVE YOU CONFUSED, BUT COMPLETELY UNHARMED.

CAREFUL WITH THAT MIC, WEEZY.
DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S THAT EASY?
DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S TRUE
THAT UP ABOVE THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU?

NOW BOTH YOU AND I KNOW THAT THE PAST TEN YEARS HAVE BEEN RATHER INTENSE.
I'M ASHAMED TO ADMIT THAT I'VE BEEN FOOLED BY THE SEDUCTIONS OF VIOLENCE.
PEOPLE WALKING AROUND WITH UGLY AURAS.
AT TIMES I'M EVEN TEMPTED TO SEEK THE ADVICE OF DR. LAURA,
BUT I IGNORE HER.

SO I TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND COUNT TO TEN,
AIN'T GONNA LET IT GET UNDER MY SKIN.
TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND COUNT TO TEN.
THINK OF ALL THE NICE PLACES THAT I BEEN

LIKE BACK WHEN I WAS WAGING PEACE AGAINST THE VISIGOTHS,
I WAS TUTORED IN THE ANCIENT MYSTERIES BY A WIZENED PHILOSOPH,
LEARNED THE POLYRHYTHM OF CELESTIAL TIME,
AND WAIT FOR THE ONE TO COME AND GET IT DONE TO FINISH THE RHYME.

CAREFUL WITH THAT MIC, WEEZY.
DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S THAT EASY?
DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S TRUE
THAT UP ABOVE THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU?

[roosta]

are clutch rap-rock?

[fonky pizza]

The Beastie Boys didn't invent hiphop. Emimen did.

I miss the BS2000 forum.....sometimes!

[jackrock]

I've heard conflicting stories about that discopants.

There are strong rumours that it was actually a ham sandwich.
but who made that ham sandwich?? I DID! :cool:

[Justin]

Id like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich please. Shakin! not stired

[jackrock]

i don't make peanut putter and 'jelly'...

i make peanut butter and JAM if you'd like

[discopants]

Much obliged.

Cheese...Cheddar Cheese you say, Wallace approves! :D

Mute

Wallace prefers Wensleydale. I prefer Cumbly Lancashire on a crusty bap (oo-er missus).

well i'll be damned....you learn something everyday

Your're telling me. Problem is, you die and forget it all.

[discopants]

but who made that ham sandwich?? I DID! :cool:

More information on the sarnie please.

[synch]

Actually...

http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/forumdisplay.php?f=12

[Laver1969]

Is there a cheese forum somewhere in here? :rolleyes:

Mute

I think they were contemplating a Glue Forum at one time, too. :rolleyes:

[jackrock]

More information on the sarnie please.
well one day, after school it was, i was feeling faint and ill. so i decided to get up and look for food. as usual there was 'nothing'. so i went back to the couch to enjoy some more seinfeld. 20 minutes later i couldn't take it, i had to find some foods. Got up, went to fridge. This time was different however, i found black forest ham, sitting in the back of the fridge. found some buns, that weren't attached to myself, spread butter and a little mayo. and that's pretty much it! the sandwich took it from there. (y) :cool:

For more information on me and the sandwich, seek out your local library or deli (y)

[discopants]

^Hmm, a handy informative booklet would be nice.

So true, but do you think he would really pass up any cheese sandwich?

Nope, especially if there's crackers involved.

[jackrock]

^Hmm, a handy informative booklet would be nice.

It'll be out in time for the december holidays (y)

[discopants]

A glossy affair with plenty of pics?

[jackrock]

yes!

i'll even provide a sample of the ham i used, its delicious! (y)

[laurie_hammy]

Your signature is awsome Jack.

[jackrock]

yea i love how the dude says the last part :D (y)

[discopants]

yes!

i'll even provide a sample of the ham i used, its delicious! (y)

It'll be getting a bit mouldy by now won't it?
Whay type of ham? Honey roast, cured?

[miss pie]

Is it shaved ham? I love shaved ham!
'Shaved' is a yuk word when you think about it.

[jackrock]

Is it shaved ham? I love shaved ham!
'Shaved' is a yuk word when you think about it.
yes it will be shaved (y)

It'll be getting a bit mouldy by now won't it?
Whay type of ham? Honey roast, cured?
moldy or not... its delicious
and it's black forest ham MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm (y) (y) (see your deli) :p

[kleptomaniac]

^^^ i have to say it.....WHAT THE HECK???? :confused: (!)



what has this thread become?! :rolleyes:

[discopants]

What in the name of fuck is shaved ham?

[laurie_hammy]

What in the name of fuck is shaved ham?

Shaved Ham

[discopants]

Shaved Ham

I'll ask again, how do you shave ham?

[laurie_hammy]

I'll ask again, how do you shave ham?

With a Mach 3 Turbo Shaver.

[fonky pizza]

Hairy ham...hairy ham...don't even want to think about it.... :eek:

[jackrock]

to answer the question shaved ham is instead of perfect round cuts, they're like in an array of sizes, and its less neatly cut.

[Otis Driftwood]

I think Emimen is an inuit derived word for snow or ice. Derived from "Imek" for water.

Some scholars believe that early rappers were fascinated by Ice and eventually Snow and most of hip hop took off from these humble beginnings. So afronaut may be onto something.

Source: http://collections.ic.gc.ca/arctic/glossary/innuglos.htm
Of course, this is where Kid Frost, Cool Herk, Cool Moe D, Coolio, Ice T and Cube got their inspiration from.

[discopants]

to answer the question shaved ham is instead of perfect round cuts, they're like in an array of sizes, and its less neatly cut.

Ah hah (lb) . I'm gonna go off and buy some right now.

With a Mach 3 Turbo Shaver.

You can't say that without using a deep over macho voice: "It shaves closer then ever before"

[laurie_hammy]

Ah hah (lb) . I'm gonna go off and buy some right now.



You can't say that without using a deep over macho voice: "It shaves closer then ever before"

hahaha WITH 3 BLADES FOR A CLOSER SHAVE EVERYTIME

[discopants]

hahaha WITH 3 BLADES FOR A CLOSER SHAVE EVERYTIME

Sasquatch wants to know when they're going to come out with a Mach 20? You know for "an absurd amount of closeness"

Gillette, the best a monster can get.

[laurie_hammy]

Gillette, the best a monster can get.

That monster being Sasquatch. He doesnt need to be shaved, that thing needs to be waxed, man he's got terrible hygene and B.O its TERRIBLE ;)

Just playin thought just playin. *peace*

[discopants]

That monster being Sasquatch. He doesnt need to be shaved, that thing needs to be waxed, man he's got terrible hygene and B.O its TERRIBLE ;)

Just playin thought just playin. *peace*

I think the boys ahould lay off Sasquatch- he prepares them meals, takes them trick or treating and they all play retro 80's games. I'd love to live like that.

Hey Sasquatch- want a flatmate?

[laurie_hammy]

But he also makes em workout. An rejects them which makes them feel rejected ;) .

[discopants]

But he also makes em workout. An rejects them which makes them feel rejected ;) .

He's only concerned about their fitness. Anyway it's only a few jumping jacks, nothing strenuous. I wish parents had his attitude to physical fitness. Also, he doesn't reject them, he takes them trick or treating and tucks them in at night. He also gives Mike D a nice warm bubble bath.

[laurie_hammy]

He's only concerned about their fitness. Anyway it's only a few jumping jacks, nothing strenuous. I wish parents had his attitude to physical fitness. Also, he doesn't reject them, he takes them trick or treating and tucks them in at night. He also gives Mike D a nice warm bubble bath.

I wish Adrock was better at Jumping Jacks. Get the timing right Horovitz !

[jackrock]

I think the boys ahould lay off Sasquatch- he prepares them meals, takes them trick or treating and they all play retro 80's games. I'd love to live like that.

Hey Sasquatch- want a flatmate?
i agree... i'd party with sasquatch any day!

[discopants]

I wish Adrock was better at Jumping Jacks. Get the timing right Horovitz !

Adrock isn't your Juming Jacks sort, he more the type to have a gane of pirates, it's like Mike D right hook, oh well.

Do you think Sasquatch knows how to play British Bulldog?

i agree... i'd party with sasquatch any day!

I've just found my new life's ambition.

[laurie_hammy]

Adrock isn't your Juming Jacks sort, he more the type to have a gane of pirates, it's like Mike D right hook, oh well.

Do you think Sasquatch knows how to play British Bulldog?



I've just found my new life's ambition.


Sasquatch would kick ass in British Bulldog.

[discopants]

Sasquatch would kick ass in British Bulldog.

Okay, he's comin straight at me I can take him:
"British Bulldog 1,2...










































...will someone pick me off the floor please?"

[laurie_hammy]

BAM Super Nature God Dayum

[discopants]

BAM Super Nature God Dayum

This weeks thrilling episode of Casualty: "Stat. 40 cc's of megahydroxin and plenty of morphine. What the hell happened to this guy?"
"Playing British Bulldogs with Saquatch"
"Crazy damn fool"

Fuck I just thought, I bet House wouldn't be able to figure that one out.