This board has really sucked lately.

[skinnybutphat]

I blame you, the poster.

























Yes you

[skinnybutphat]

Please, you are one of the more interesting people on here.

[bigblu89]

check the NFL thread.

[skinnybutphat]

check the NFL thread.

I was too busy looking at the Germany Cup thread

How's everything on the baby front?

[bigblu89]

Coming along. About 2.5 months to go.

[skinnybutphat]

Boy or girl? Name?

[mickill]

This thread is like a breath of fresh air.

So what we're going to inevitably have here is a couple of oldies talking about how it was so much better back in the 70s or whatever, when there was only 3 or 4 members on the BBMB etc, the requisite acne-popper telling you to love it or leave it, a few "I can't believe you take the internet/a messageboard so seriously omg go outside and get a life blahblahblah"s, a few Echewta non sequiturs and the mandatory General Beasties explorer venturing out to "the other side" interjecting with some words of wisdom.

[Qdrop]

I like the board right now....

for the most part.

i'd like to see maybe 3 or 4 members get axed....but that's about it.

it has been slow the past 2 days...save for Mickill's hilariously terrible stint with Afro's account...

[Bob]

cock wank piss

[ms.peachy]

This thread is like a breath of fresh air.

So what we're going to inevitably have here is a couple of oldies talking about how it was so much better back in the 70s or whatever, when there was only 3 or 4 members on the BBMB etc, the requisite acne-popper telling you to love it or leave it, a few "I can't believe you take the internet/a messageboard so seriously omg go outside and get a life blahblahblah"s, a few Echewta non sequiturs and the mandatory General Beasties explorer venturing out to "the other side" interjecting with some words of wisdom.

Jeez mike, it's as if you've seen it all before or something.

[Parkey]

Did you know that carrots have only been orange for the past couple of hundred years? Before that they were red, white or purple and only became orange when they were cross bred in order to celebrate a coronation in Holland.

Now THAT does not suck.

[bigblu89]

Boy or girl? Name?

We're not finding out.

We have frontrunners in the name department, but decided it would be best to wait until that day to make a concrete decision.

But the frontrunners are Christopher and Isabella.

[Parkey]

my baby niece was just named Isabella

[ms.peachy]

We're not finding out.


OMG, how can you stand the wait???

I have my second scan 7 December and I cannot WAIT, I really want to know so badly!

[zippo]

im all sad

[mickill]

Cheer up, zippo!

Did that help?

Jeez mike, it's as if you've seen it all before or something.
I see things before they even happen. My therapist mentioned something about how I may be psychotic.

[bigblu89]

OMG, how can you stand the wait???

I have my second scan 7 December and I cannot WAIT, I really want to know so badly!

It hasn't bothered me. We're both hoping for a boy, but it's not like we're putting it back in if it's a girl.

Everyone else doesn't like it, but I'm fine with not knowing.

[hpdrifter]

Wow, this has got to be the first thread in the history of the board where mickill started posting and everyone didn't immediately run to chat with him.

(y)

[mickill]

It hasn't bothered me. We're both hoping for a boy, but it's not like we're putting it back in if it's a girl.

Everyone else doesn't like it, but I'm fine with not knowing.
I didn't want to know either. I'm old fashioned like that. Not knowing until the very second that she was born was a pretty amazing feeling. I can't really describe it. I had secretly hoped for a girl, too. So that was a bonus.

[mickill]

Wow, this has got to be the first thread in the history of the board where mickill started posting and everyone didn't immediately run to chat with him.

(y)
Oh come on.......please don't do that.

[Laver1969]

It hasn't bothered me. We're both hoping for a boy, but it's not like we're putting it back in if it's a girl.

Everyone else doesn't like it, but I'm fine with not knowing.

You've heard about the "pinching nose and blowing in her mouth real hard when no one is looking" trick...right?

[hpdrifter]

Oh, don't pout, you know I'm just kidding. I'm sorry. I have to crack on you because you are popular. Its my way of coping.

[ms.peachy]

I didn't want to know either. I'm old fashioned like that. Not knowing until the very second that she was born was a pretty amazing feeling. I can't really describe it. I had secretly hoped for a girl, too. So that was a bonus.

I'm just flat out not patient enough to wait. I love modern technology at my disposal and I will damn well use it! Besides, I have a lot of very important shopping to do. And anyway, me and mr.p need to get this settled between us, because I all my life have always been convinced I would have a boy, whereas he believes it is his fate in life to always be surrounded by females demanding things of him.

[skinnybutphat]

This thread is like a breath of fresh air.

So what we're going to inevitably have here is a couple of oldies talking about how it was so much better back in the 70s or whatever

You are just mad you didn't get the Nando.net enhanced LTI 8-track.

Somebody like a gay cannibal would spice things up, rattle some cages. "Dude, it's just not cool to eat people" and what not.

[zippo]

*sacrifices a kangaroo*

[ToucanSpam]

*insert ambiguously gay responce*

[Qdrop]

*insert ambiguously gay responce*

that goes without saying if it's a post from you.


OOOHHHHH....BURN!!

[mickill]

I'm just flat out not patient enough to wait. I love modern technology at my disposal and I will damn well use it! Besides, I have a lot of very important shopping to do. And anyway, me and mr.p need to get this settled between us, because I all my life have always been convinced I would have a boy, whereas he believes it is his fate in life to always be surrounded by females demanding things of him.

Well, it does have it's advantages, I suppose. And this is pretty much why my daughter wore mostly yellow and green for the first month of her life.

You should check Chinagold (http://www.chinagold.com/baby.htm). It says that their personal baby chart is only 60% accurate, but out of everyone that I know, it's only been incorrect about my brother. Apparently, he should have been born a girl. Unlessssss he's been lying to us this whole time. But I'm not kidding, I bet it'll give you the correct sex.

[ms.peachy]

But I'm not kidding, I bet it'll give you the correct sex.

Well, it says 'girl'... so we'll see...

My nephew (age 12) will be quite disappointed with that. I asked him the other day and he said he wants it to be a boy. When I asked why, he rolled his eyes and said "Like this family doesn't have enough darn women in it already!"

[zippo]

*insert ambiguously gay responce*

ambiguous had nothing to do with it you toaster oven

[ToucanSpam]

that goes without saying if it's a post from you.


OOOHHHHH....BURN!!
It would be, if it wasn't mentioned 3 times a day by one of the 'Gang-Bangers', as I now call them.

[Qdrop]

ha....gang bangers....

that's kinda clever...


who thought of that for you...WHO?!

[ToucanSpam]

The back of a cereal box, which is where all my wit comes from of course.

[fucktopgirl]

I'm just flat out not patient enough to wait. I love modern technology at my disposal and I will damn well use it! Besides, I have a lot of very important shopping to do. And anyway, me and mr.p need to get this settled between us, because I all my life have always been convinced I would have a boy, whereas he believes it is his fate in life to always be surrounded by females demanding things of him.


dont you think youre suprise is a little bit spoiled by knowing in advance if it a boy or a girl?I mean you gona push and suffer for this gift of life but already knowing what it is.I dont know,me the whole process of beeing pregnate and waiting to know the sex was a thrilled.
its like opening a christmas present knowing what it is!
just boring!

anyway they said that if your belly is pointed,its a girl
and if it more a big round belly ,its a boy
my mom had 6 children and that analys seem to work!

[ms.peachy]

dont you think youre suprise is a little bit spoiled by knowing in advance if it a boy or a girl?I mean you gona push and suffer for this gift of life but already knowing what it is.I dont know,me the whole process of beeing pregnate and waiting to know the sex was a thrilled.
its like opening a christmas present knowing what it is!
just boring!

Yeah, you've clearly never seen me shaking the boxes under the tree violently, trying to work out what's inside.

I want to know because to me, I just feel like I'll be able to connect a bit more if I can give it a name. I think it's a surprise whenever you find out really, it doesn't matter whethere its before or at birth.

Plus I'm thinking there's still going to be a whole lot of surprises about parenthood in store for me anyway.

[fucktopgirl]

Plus I'm thinking there's still going to be a whole lot of surprises about parenthood in store for me anyway.


hell yea!

[Nuzzolese]

Wow, this has got to be the first thread in the history of the board where mickill started posting and everyone didn't immediately run to chat with him.

(y)

Do you mean on AIM? Do you keep track of that kind of thing?

[cosmo105]

do you KNOW how close it is to Christmas?? you all should be out consuming!!

[zippo]

actually, i usually start playing my whole Wee-Sing For Christmas repertoire on the piano around this time of the year

[fucktopgirl]

actually, i usually start playing my whole Wee-Sing For Christmas repertoire on the piano around this time of the year


you like playing christmas songs!

[kll]

i blame fucktopgirl

[fucktopgirl]

i blame YOu kll

[Qdrop]

i blame fucktopgirl
that's a good point.

let's start a crusade.

someone's gotta go down for this.....
and it ain't gonna be me or you.

[zippo]

you like playing christmas songs!

i sware to God

[Qdrop]

i sware to God

you've been reading too many of Fucktopgirl's posts...

[fucktopgirl]

that's a good point.

let's start a crusade.

someone's gotta go down for this.....
and it ain't gonna be me or you.


yea put the blame on me!
i am the one that make that you all are moron :D

[cosmo105]

No, it is you who is has moron!

[g-mile7]

this thread is cute'

[Bob]

how to not been moron please

[fucktopgirl]

No, it is you who is has moron!

haha do my english is that bad

[zippo]

oh god, run fucktopgirl

[kll]

i wonder if my spanish comes out sounding like fucktopgirl's english



p.s. when i read fucktopgirl's posts i picture yoda's voice saying the shit. it's great.

[cosmo105]

test reducing the verbs.

[Qdrop]

man, even I refrained from mocking her english....in a modest attempt at class, civility, and understanding....

but if everyone else is gonna do it....FUCK IT! i'm in...

[fucktopgirl]

i wonder if my spanish comes out sounding like fucktopgirl's english



p.s. when i read fucktopgirl's posts i picture yoda's voice saying the shit. it's great.


well at least you understand me so..
but i believe in myself and i am gonna get better and better at writing

you picture yoda when you read my post,quit the drugs

[zippo]

quick, run, theyre gonna eat you alive
GO!

[ToucanSpam]

fucktopgirl...English probably isn't her second language. More like 8th.


...I don't picture Yoda though, I picture a fat chick.

[kll]

well at least you understand me so..
but i believe in myself and i am gonna get better and better at writing

you picture yoda when you read my post,quit the drugs



i think it's great you practice your english here...


am i pushing your buttons?

[ToucanSpam]

am i pushing your buttons?
You never push my buttons anymore. :mad:

[fucktopgirl]

fucktopgirl...English probably isn't her second language. More like 8th.


...I don't picture Yoda though, I picture a fat chick.


fat chick is your fantaisy then




no iam super slim fit girl,ask my bf :D

[kll]

yes.

i think you should bring your boyfriend on here.

[Qdrop]

no iam super slim fit girl,

see, now she sounds japanese.

[fucktopgirl]

i think it's great you practice your english here...


am i pushing your buttons?


am i pushing your?

[Bob]

i wonder if my spanish comes out sounding like fucktopgirl's english





yeah, that's primarily the reason i generally try not to make fun of people with poor english; if i ever attempted to type something out in spanish, i'd sound far more...uh...stupider.

but sometimes i slip up and do it anyway. i feel bad about it though

[cosmo105]

true. but babelfish is lots of fun.

i bet if i was drugged and left for dead in mexico i'd be able to get by without too many people snickering at me.

[zippo]

yeah, that's primarily the reason i generally try not to make fun of people with poor english; if i ever attempted to type something out in spanish (or any other 2nd language I didnt master), i'd sound far more...uh...stupider.

[fucktopgirl]

see, now she sounds japanese.


:p

I am a super slim and fit girl

is that better

[Qdrop]

:p

I am a super slim and fit girl

is that better
yes, that did wonders.

prepare to be accepted by all, now.



**THANK YOU, MICKILL! YOU MAKE THE WORLD BETTER!"

[kll]

futterman's sister.

[ToucanSpam]

:p

I am a super slim and fit girl

is that better
punctuation.

learn it.

[Qdrop]

futterman's sister.

ericg's cousin.

[ToucanSpam]

ericg's cousin.
Bob's your uncle.

[Qdrop]

Bob's your uncle.
stop trying to force your way into every conversation.

[ToucanSpam]

stop trying to force your way into every conversation.
Listen, I had that one loaded in the chamber before you got around to posting.

[mickill]

yes, that did wonders.

prepare to be excepted by all, now.
accepted.

"excepted" would be the same as "excluded".

You're a bunch of dorks, by the way.

[ToucanSpam]

You're a bunch of dorks, by the way.

Whale penii?

[Freebasser]

true. but babelfish is lots of fun.

i bet if i was drugged and left for dead in mexico i'd be able to get by without too many people snickering at me.

Note to self: She knows too much. Substitute Mexico for Japan.

[Qdrop]

accepted.

"excepted" would be the same as "excluded".

You're a bunch of dorks, by the way.

yeah.

hey, you're steppin on cosmo's toes man.

[kll]

mickill hasn't been funny. maybe he's not funny anymore. what a shame.

[cosmo105]

i am so sick of that whale penis joke. YES, we all know that "dork" means that.

[Qdrop]

mickill hasn't been funny. maybe he's not funny anymore. what a shame.
oh yesterday was just an off day....give him a break.

poor guy, though.
that jock could get MIGHTY cold....

[kll]

hi freebasser!





had any flamingoes lately?

[ToucanSpam]

i am so sick of that whale penis joke. YES, we all know that "dork" means that.
Just in case though, I thought I'd give the definition, just to be an asshole.

[mickill]

mickill hasn't been funny. maybe he's not funny anymore. what a shame.
Yes, I've slipped into kll mode.

[Freebasser]

hi freebasser!

had any flamingoes lately?

Hi kll!

No, darling. I had a large portion of chicken tikka kebab meat and chips with mayonnaise on top from the chip shop and now my heart is failing me as I type thisfgbbb bb

[zippo]

soon he´ll be back into zippo mode

[cosmo105]

hi freebasser! hi! hi!

[kll]

Yes, I've slipped into kll mode.


lucky for you. maybe you'll make it into some people sig's now.

[zippo]

THERES SO MUCH GOING ON IN HERE

[Freebasser]

Hi everybody!

:/

[cosmo105]

this thread is where the party at, apparently.

HI FREEBASSER! HI!

[Freebasser]

THERES SO MUCH GOING ON IN HERE

You should try the punch.

I didn't spike it yet.

[Freebasser]

Hi fi!

[cosmo105]

he did put roofies in it, though. he plans on dateraping pretty much all of us.

[kll]

that kind of talk belongs in the sex thread

[Freebasser]

This isn't a sex thread?

[zippo]

You should try the punch.

I didn't spike it yet.

are you like, are you posting as a murderer today with all these death insinuations, are you "pretending" on the member board haha

[Bob]

this is one CRAZY party!

[zippo]

ho my god! tell me about it, ive even just put my msn on "not available"!

[mickill]

lucky for you. maybe you'll make it into some people sig's now.
What's that supposed to mean? You horrible bitch.

[Freebasser]

You don't know anything about me zippo. Shut up.

*kills bob*

[mickill]

soon he´ll be back into zippo mode
Yeah.

That or kll's face mode.

[Bob]

You don't know anything about me zippo. Shut up.

*kills bob*

oh god not again

[Freebasser]

Oh I guess I didn't kill bob after all.

Haha, Hob, I just saw your avatar - I had that joke running through my mind all yesterday "you're a cock you're a cock you're a cock... you're a cock"

[kll]

face mode. is that like a pearl necklace?

[cosmo105]

"framing" is when you jizz around the girls' head and it makes a frame on the pillow (or wall) behind it.

[ToucanSpam]

face mode. is that like a pearl necklace?
http://home.arcor.de/nobbyl/bilder/face.jpg

^^Face Mode.

[mickill]

http://home.arcor.de/nobbyl/bilder/face.jpg

^^Face Mode.
Um, okay, that was lame.

[miss soul fire]

This board is cool when I'm dead. :p

[voltanapricot]

"you're a cock you're a cock you're a cock... you're a cock"
Were you looking in the mirror? lol me so funni!

p.s. Hello Aidan!

[kll]

Um, okay, that was lame.

i thought it was clever.

[Echewta]

Murder is the name that they gave me :)

[mickill]

i thought it was clever.
Which just emphasises my point.

[Freebasser]

I was talking to my pet chicken. I call him Gareth.

[voltanapricot]

No no, you mean that pet rooster you have, Rauiri is it?

[ToucanSpam]

I was talking to my pet chicken. I call him Gareth.
Your chicken should meet my cock. His name is Peter.

[roosta]

its a sad day when id rather start writing my report on the academic consideration of entrepreneurs (a task completely unrelated to my main college degree and the source of all the pain in my life) then read this board.

[voltanapricot]

Your chicken should meet my cock. His name is Peter.
Sod Peter. Danny Devito would be a better suited name for that.

[roosta]

No no, you mean that pet rooster you have, Rauiri is it?

mickill was right, i do have a lame user name....

still im not that lame that i'd change it...................

[voltanapricot]

Everybody's on top form tonight!

YEAHH

[ToucanSpam]

mickill was right, i do have a lame user name....

still im not that lame that i'd change it...................
Your user name still makes me think that you're this rather rugged African-American man with one of those rags on your head...

[roosta]

Your user name still makes me think that you're this rather rugged African-American man with one of those rags on your head...

mission accomplished..........

[mickill]

Everybody's on top form tonight!

YEAHH
Except me. I'm in a bit of a slump, apparently.

[fucktopgirl]

Everybody's on top form tonight!

YEAHH
not tonight but this afternoon

[voltanapricot]

Except me. I'm in a bit of a slump, apparently.
Nah, those guys on that side of the world haven't woken up yet. You're funny in Europe.

[abcdefz]

Yeah, you've clearly never seen me shaking the boxes under the tree violently, trying to work out what's inside.




...four out of five doctors recommend not doing this with your newborn.

FYI.

[zippo]

Except me. I'm in a bit of a slump, apparently.


ha, what is this "rating" each other all the time on the board, its as if in real life we´d be congratulating each other for a "good play in life" or saying things like "i love the way youre taking on your role recently Pauli, youve had a great last 2 weeks", or "i think you need to clean your act up, youve been slacking at being John lately, i liked what you did yesterday while you were ordering from the menu though", or "hey! you definetly made a comeback at Chris´s party last weekend, i like what youre doing with yourself lately" or "that whole episode really took you back a few steps, i doubt after that youll be in first place at Life´s Competition, hey cmon, its ok"

[ToucanSpam]

We should have Power Rankings.



:rolleyes:

[miss soul fire]

[QUOTE=mickill]Except me. I'm in a bit of a slump, apparently.[/QUOTE=mickill]


ha, what is this "rating" each other all the time on the board, its as if in real life we´d be congratulating each other for a "good play in life" or saying things like "i love the way youre taking on your role recently Pauli, youve had a great last 2 weeks", or "i think you need to clean your act up, youve been slacking at being John lately, i liked what you did yesterday while you were ordering from the menu though", or "hey! you definetly made a comeback at Chris´s party last weekend, i like what youre doing with yourself lately" or "that whole episode really took you back a few steps, i doubt after that youll be in first place at Life´s Competition, hey cmon, its ok"
In real life we'd be hugging each other in Oprah.:p

[zippo]

FUCK!i dont know whats up with the quoting fuck that i skipped the html lesson or whatever the FUCK its called

[miss soul fire]

FUCK!i dont know whats up with the quoting fuck that i skipped the html lesson or whatever the FUCK its called
Wow. Calm down, young lady!

Ooops, I quoted you again.:)

[zippo]

Wow. Calm down, young lady!

Ooops, I quoted you again.:)

haha no! this computers making fun of me

edit- HA! just fixed it, youre not supposed to repeat the name in the /QUOTE one, yea, god i hate it when they get so anal

[skinnybutphat]

Christopher and Isabella.

Great names

My son's middle name is Christopher, and Isabella was the name my wife had picked out.

[kll]

You know,

I was thinking.


This board would really suck if mickill ever left.

[skinnybutphat]

You know,

I was thinking.


This board would really suck if mickill ever left.

The sum of this board is lesser than it's parts.

[kll]

The sum of this board is lesser than it's parts.
mickill claims he's got a large wang though

[mickill]

Hey, I never said it was large. I said it was massive. And that's just what I've been told by like other people. It's not my like own opinion or anything.

[skinnybutphat]

His handbag or his tinkler?

[skinnybutphat]

mickill claims he's got a large wang though


His handbag or his tinkler?

Dam you, you fast typing, big-tinklered Mickill.

[mickill]

His handbag or his tinkler?

Dam you, you fast typing, big-tinklered Mickill.
Well, you see, I use my penis to hit the space bar, which essentially is like having an extra thumb. Not that my penis is the size of a thumb, unless we're talking about a giant's thumb. Anyway, it allows me to free up my actual thumbs and use them to hit various keys along the bottom of the keyboard that other people would otherwise hit with their other fingers. So I basically have my own unique way of typing. It's all very complicated, but the bottom line is that I type faster thanks to my penis.

[Bob]

so does that make you a hunt and pecker?