what does/did college do to you?

[jabumbo]

i have eaten enough ramen that i can now eyeball up the prefect amount of water to boil to fit in the bowls that i have now

[cosmo105]

i can smell an art student snob before i see him/her. hahaha, i'll never forget this one chick in my photo department - we used to call her "Fuck You, I Wear PUMA!" and this other guy that dressed all in black and dyed his red hair black (but he wasn't goth), and his name was Beau. Fuckin' Beau. god, he was so untalented and full of himself. we called him LE ARTISTE.

[Bob]

i have eaten enough ramen that i can now eyeball up the prefect amount of water to boil to fit in the bowls that i have now

i can do that too, but that's only because the cups have lines on them

[jabumbo]

i can do that too, but that's only because the cups have lines on them


what a loser!

[voltanapricot]

A mars bar addict.

[g-mile7]

just teach me how bad the future people I have to work with are.....many still act like they in high school

[ToucanSpam]

University has taught me/changed me in these ways

- that there is no such thing as consuming too much booze.
- not going to class, doesn't mean shit.
- I've read so much stuff on Christianity, that I'm actually going back to church now
- I hate science students. Pricks.
- Engineers have the most fun when going bar hopping
- eating pizza daily will make you gain weight at an alarming velocity

[jabumbo]

- Engineers have the most fun when going bar hopping


there is a good reason for this...

[ToucanSpam]

there is a good reason for this...
What is it though? Like 500 people went on the Engineering society's pub crawl this year, it was retarted.

[abcdefz]

Inaugurated the Great Era of Getting Laid.

[cosmo105]

^hahahaha. :D

[roosta]

- that there is no such thing as consuming too much booze.


taught me the opposite...

[Freebasser]

That dreams are futile if you're lazy.

[bigblu89]

That you can learn semi-important things while wearing flipflops and sweatpants.

I'm one of them "dumb-kids" that only went to 2 years of "Community/Junior College". It was pretty funny though, because everyone dressed one of two ways:

1. Like they were going to a dance club

Or

2. Like they were going to bed.

[Bob]

taught me the opposite...


haha, seriously. if you believe there's no such thing as consuming too much booze, you clearly haven't done it yet

[CrankItUp!]

That you can learn semi-important things while wearing flipflops and sweatpants.

I'm one of them "dumb-kids" that only went to 2 years of "Community/Junior College". It was pretty funny though, because everyone dressed one of two ways:

1. Like they were going to a dance club

Or

2. Like they were going to bed.

(lb) True

[roosta]

haha, seriously. if you believe there's no such thing as consuming too much booze, you clearly haven't done it yet

precisely....

[ToucanSpam]

haha, seriously. if you believe there's no such thing as consuming too much booze, you clearly haven't done it yet
Oh, I've been there. But the recovery is half the fun!

[jabumbo]

That you can learn semi-important things while wearing flipflops and sweatpants.

it's my favorite outfit

[beastieangel01]

i have eaten enough ramen that i can now eyeball up the prefect amount of water to boil to fit in the bowls that i have now

ya know, for all the ramen hating I did last year, I kind of want some right now. It sounds good. :(

[Bob]

Oh, I've been there. But the recovery is half the fun!

uhhh i dont think you've been to the same place i'm thinking of

[abcdefz]

Oh, I've been there. But the recovery is half the fun!



...clearly you enjoy AA meetings. Some of us find 'em tedious as a second year MBA practicing economics oratory.

[ToucanSpam]

uhhh i dont think you've been to the same place i'm thinking of
What do you mean by that?

[Bob]

What do you mean by that?

what i mean is, if you think recovering from a night of drinking too much is fun, then you haven't been drinking what i would conisder to be "too much"

there is a "too much" and once you go there you want to stay away from there, unless you're a masochist/frat boy

[Echewta]

I certainly did eat a lot of all you can eat soy burgers with cheese wedge in college. And drink a lot of Zima. The commissary were most of the girls ate had good pancakes which could explain why I like them so much. Both. Pancakes and girls. Together, a winning combination. Just like pink lemonade and Hawaiian punch. You haven't tried that? oh! You really should. I didn't own a car in college but still went out on dates and had ladies drive their handmedown cars. Sometimes they had cool big back seats. Sometimes the seats were really to small in the back to store anything. I miss the mexican cheese the place across the street from my dorm used. In the south, they use a white runny like mexican cheese on everything.

[ToucanSpam]

what i mean is, if you think recovering from a night of drinking too much is fun, then you haven't been drinking what i would conisder to be "too much"

there is a "too much" and once you go there you want to stay away from there, unless you're a masochist/frat boy
I wouldn't classify myself as either a massochist or a frat guy...

Maybe I haven't ever reached that point. It takes quite a bit for me to go down. Judging by your pictures I outweight you by about 30 pounds, which has a huge factor in how much it takes to put you down for the count...so you're probably right in saying I've never had 'too much'.

[Bob]

then why did you say there's no such thing as consuming too much booze?!

arg, my brian

[roosta]

oh, when you've had too much, you'll know it. nothing funny bout it...

[abcdefz]

oh, when you've had too much, you'll know it. nothing funny bout it...


Yeah... forget about this "feel bad the next day" crap... we're talking about enough that it takes "days plural" to recover.

Gen-u-whine alcohol poisoning, by gum.

[ToucanSpam]

then why did you say there's no such thing as consuming too much booze?!

arg, my brian
Because, so far, I guess I haven't consumed 'too much'.

[abcdefz]

Because, so far, I guess I haven't consumed 'too much'.


I think that Bob's point here might be that what you're saying is something akin to: "You can't overdose on heroin, since I haven't."

[Mr_Complex]

Oh, I've been there. But the recovery is half the fun!

Try waking up in another city.

[abcdefz]

I met a dude whose story was that he was so drunk he passed out while robbing a bank.

That's fairly hardcore.

B-.

[Bob]

I think that Bob's point here might be that what you're saying is something akin to: "You can't overdose on heroin, since I haven't."

that's much more articulate/polite than anything i could have come up with, thank you. yeah that's basically what i'm getting at.

my worst drinking story ended up with me waking up on a sidewalk. not just some backalley random obscure sidewalk either, it was outside the honors' dorms. i didn't live in the honors' dorms. i'm really amazed i didn't wake up in a police station/basement, nobody even tried to (or at least succeeded in) wake me up. it makes for a semi-hilarious story today, but i've actually learned a lesson from it and have been much more careful with my consumption since then.

[Qdrop]

i learned to loathe deaf people...
with a passion.

[Qdrop]

my worst drinking story ended up with me waking up on a sidewalk. not just some backalley random obscure sidewalk either, it was outside the honors' dorms.

mine involves me waking up to EMT Paramedics asking me my name and taking my blood pressure.
but that didn't happen in college....that happened last NYE.

i'm not proud of that.

[Bob]

mine involves me waking up to EMT Paramedics asking me my name and taking my blood pressure.
but that didn't happen in college....that happened last NYE.

i'm not proud of that.

i've done that too, exactly one year before the sidewalk thing. they had a sense of humor, too. this was my first year to drink (18 years old, i know, such a late start), so i hadn't quite figured out what my limits were. this night i had sailed hilariously beyond them and ended up passing out on a crowded sidewalk ranting about bush and the government (this was during my extreme liberal phase). in the ambulance, they asked me all sorts of questions to gauge my consciousness, like "what's your name, where do you live, what year is it," then the guy sort of laughed a little and said "who's the president?"

i passed out again after that one. i know it sounds like i'm sort of proud of these stories when i tell them. i'm really not, it's pretty embarrassing, but you just have to find the humor in things sometimes, you know?

[paulb]

so far its tought me how to direct and film TV shows.

[ToucanSpam]

that's much more articulate/polite than anything i could have come up with, thank you. yeah that's basically what i'm getting at.
.

I understand what you're saying now.

[TurdBerglar]

i was suppose to graduate from a pretty good private college in '04 with a mechanical engineering degree. "college" has done nothing but pissed me off.

[DandyFop]

Inaugurated the Great Era of Getting Laid.

I think I missed the boat on this one...I do still have a few months though, let's see how many VD's I can get in a 6 month period

[CrankItUp!]

I've got an associates degree that is basically suitable to line a fucking bird cage with - that's what.

[EN[i]GMA]

This thread made me think: Why did Buck 65 do a song called "Success Without College" when he has a Bachelor of Science (And a song by this name)?

Hmm.

[fucktopgirl]

i was in arts,i love my arts courses but the rest was not motivating
i did,like evrybody else,"le party"

i did not know my limits really

where drinking at a friend place,tequilla,then we hit the bar.On our way to the bar,my friend decide to go get something at her house.So we keep going,then after 5 minutes,i decide to go with my friend.Well i just pass her place,go down 2 block then i was lost.I was totally wack out,the tequilla just drop on my brain.I ask a guy to help me find the bar,i was at one block from it.The guy was like"she is fucktop",that day i learn that hard liquor is not for me!

[jabumbo]

i love how college and alcohol are synonomous

[iceygirl]

ramen/pot/coffee/beer/kissing boys/keg parties/stupid roomate drama/football games-parties-riots

[Yeti]

I wish I was Amish and I didn't have to go to college. I would have sat on my ass and churned butter all day.

Nah, I had a good college career. I smoked hash for the 1st time and slept with random women. My parents are very proud.

[Bob]

I think I missed the boat on this one...I do still have a few months though, let's see how many VD's I can get in a 6 month period

i'll race ya!

[cosmo105]

The guy was like"she is fucktop",that day i learn that hard liquor is not for me!
i believe you mean "fucked up." it's not "fucktop." that's not a word in english.

[fucktopgirl]

no i mean fucktop

[Bob]

THAT DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING!

GOD!

[DandyFop]

i'll race ya!

alright, i'll start on the west coast, you on the east!

[Bob]

alright, i'll start on the west coast, you on the east!

whoever's more fucktop by the end wins

[jabumbo]

i can give you hemmorhoids, bob

[Bob]

are those sexually transmitted? i dont want to waste a plane ticket if that doesnt count

[fucktopgirl]

whoever's more fucktop by the end wins


yea i fucking win (y)

[DandyFop]

I see Q and Bob were comparing worst drunk stories. Most of the time when I'm drunk I'm just funny - like when I kept lifting my shirt (wearing a bra), yelling what size my boobs were and the fact that they belonged to my boyfriend at the time, while also yelling "Barbara Gone Wild!". Yeah.

I guess the first time I ever really blacked out though was not too long ago where I woke up naked in my friend's bed, next to her, and her boyfriend was on the couch in the same room. I won't go into details of the night but man I wish I had not drank like 6 cups of vodka and grapefruit juice....I would love to not have those flashbacks in my memory. Not cool at all.

[jabumbo]

it let me appreciate used book stores that i wouldnt previously go into before

[beastiegirrl101]

College built my alcohol tolerance up.
I am the flippy cup champion
I excel at eucre and spades
Learned how to avoid the freshman 15
yea and I took some classes too.

[boys_beastie]

i learned to loathe deaf people...
with a passion.

you'll have to speak up...

[jabumbo]

College built my alcohol tolerance up.
I am the flippy cup champion
I excel at eucre and spades
Learned how to avoid the freshman 15
yea and I took some classes too.


your still a cheap date


not that i'm complaining...