I wanna have sexxxx with zippo

[LongDuckDong]

Discuss

[alexandra]

...ting.

[kll]

I love zippooooooo...

If I had sex with zippo, I'd do it at the zoo

[fucktopgirl]

hahaha zippopotame=zoo hahaha

[kll]

^ just ruined it for me.



i take it back.



i'd have sex with zippo at the mall, in a department store changing room

[zippo]

ooo were making lists huh...theeen...

i wanna have sex with Jabumbo


next

[kll]

ooo were making lists huh...theeen...

i wanna have sex with Jabumbo

WAIT A FUCKIN' SECOND!


he's mine!

[Qdrop]

when did this turn into MySpace?

[jabumbo]

i'll only participate if it take place in the changing room at Sears


no other department store is suitable otherwise

[kll]

I don't believe I mentioned that I want YOU in the changing room.



For you, it's on a rock in the wilderness.

[Bob]

would you, could you, like a fox? would you fuck him in a box?

[zippo]

then i wanna have sex with Bob, what about Bob?

[kll]

would you, could you, like a fox? would you fuck him in a box?



clever boy

[Bob]

oh no, not after jabumbo. i've heard things about him, he's a huge slut

[Echewta]

Just that guy Skye.

[Qdrop]

Just that guy Skye.
...again.

[zippo]

alright, whos in line to suck my cock next, australians have first dibs

[kll]

it never gets old

[fucktopgirl]

alright, whos in line to suck my cock next, australians have first dibs


aren't you a girl

[mickill]

...ting.
Ha.

Not that zippo is by any means repulsive.

[kll]

aren't you a girl
one of these days she'll be complete.

[Freebasser]

...ting.

Me laugh at that long time. Funny funny?

[zippo]

aren't you a girl

well, i can still make that joke though cant i

[monkey]

sex with zippo aint that hot. her penis is tiny. sex with kll on the other hand... well... ive only heard good things.

[fucktopgirl]

well, i can still make that joke though cant i
yea you can talk about that imaginery cock :D

[kll]

sex with zippo aint that hot. her penis is tiny. sex with kll on the other hand... well... ive only heard good things.


i KNEW you loved involving the sheepdog. it's definitely underrated.

[CrankItUp!]

Is zippo a he or she ? I have difficulty with you fuckers concerning gender identity all the time.

[fucktopgirl]

she is a she

[zippo]

Is zippo a he or she ? I have difficulty with you fuckers concerning gender identity all the time.

hmm, fuck the australians, youre up first Frodo

[CrankItUp!]

hmm, fuck the australians, youre up first Frodo
What the hell is a Frodo ?

[Freebasser]

A Peruvian word for dildo.

[zippo]

What the hell is a Frodo ?

i dont know, im just throwing the shit really

[fucktopgirl]

haha confusion

[CrankItUp!]

Even though I really like them - monkeys tend to throw shit. :p

[zippo]

theres nothing wrong with that

[miss soul fire]

Wrong thread!!!!!!! :D

[Echewta]

you are a sick bird alright.

[miss soul fire]

you are a sick bird alright.
At least I'm famous! :cool:

[fucktopgirl]

you guys just need to eat a can of peas

[zippo]

YES couldnt agree more

[beastiegirrl101]

you are a sick bird alright.

bird flu?

[CrankItUp!]

During a 7th grade fieldtrip to the local zoo, I made a scene in front of the monkeys doing the whole mimic of acting like one and going "Oooo! Oooo! Oooo!" over and over and over and fucking jumping up and down continuously. The monkeys started jerking off and shitting into their hands and throwing it all towards the entire class - including my teacher ! I had to sit out the rest of the day on the school bus got 5 swats on the ass and 3 days suspension. When I returned I had to apologize in front of the class and the teacher but everyone was still going "Oooo! Oooo! Ooooo!" all the rest of the year and someone placed a bananana on the teacher's car and she fucking swore that it had to be me. My parents had a hell of a fucking time bailing me out of that - because she threatened to fail me for the year. I didn't get failed for the year but I got the fucking living shit beat out of me by my father and was never given permission to ever go on another field trip again.But I did get to go to Disneyland in the 9th grade - at least there werent any monkeys there to tempt me to go "Oooo! Oooo! Oooo!" and all that crazy shit of jumping up and fucking down anymore.

[zippo]

During a 7th grade fieldtrip to the local zoo, I made a scene in front of the monkeys doing the whole mimic of acting like one and going "Oooo! Oooo! Oooo!" over and over and over and fucking jumping up and down continuously. The monkeys started jerking off and shitting into their hands and throwing it all towards the entire class - including my teacher ! I had to sit out the rest of the day on the school bus got 5 swats on the ass and 3 days suspension. When I returned I had to apologize in front of the class and the teacher but everyone was still going "Oooo! Oooo! Ooooo!" all the rest of the year and someone placed a bananana on the teacher's car and she fucking swore that it had to be me. My parents had a hell of a fucking time bailing me out of that - because she threatened to fail me for the year. I didn't get failed for the year but I got the fucking living shit beat out of me by my father and was never given permission to ever go on another field trip again.But I did get to go to Disneyland in the 9th grade - at least there werent any monkeys there to tempt me to go "Oooo! Oooo! Oooo!" and all that crazy shit of jumping up and fucking down anymore.

haha thats hilarious (y)

[synch]

Ha! Nobody called Avignon.

Mine.

SUCKERS.



Oh and great story crank!

[TurdBerglar]

i told you that you were a slut, zippo