Supernatural powers?

[voltanapricot]

What would you like to have? I think I'd be telekinetic.

I was thinking about it whilst bleaching my arms the other day, I might get an even job doing them, it's hard to do the left when you're right handed, you know?

You?

[Bob]

i'd like the ability to shoot lasers out of my eyes, although that might be of limited practical use. i guess i'll be boring and fly

[ToucanSpam]

I would like to have eye lasers, super speed, or invisibility.

[cosmo105]

i swear to god we had this exact thread before. in fact, i think roosta started it.

i think ambidextrous people are superhuman already.

i'd have the power to hold my breath forever. breathe underwater and all that. but no gills. fuck those.

[voltanapricot]

i guess i'll be boring and fly
When I was very young, I would have recurring dreams where I could bounce then fly around indoors. A dream so frequent left me so convinced that it was true. I forgot about it until last year and I thought to myself "well you can't actually fly, and that's that."

[Yorkshire~Rose]

I'd like to turn invisible at the drop of a hat cos i'm a nosey bugger at heart.

Would that be classed as a supernatural power...or a super human power.

Now i'm baffled.

[miss soul fire]

I'd like to have the ability to eat myself and choose any flavor and then vanish into thin air and also have poison to spread out there, from distance, like Japan.

[Bob]

I'd like to have the ability to eat myself and choose any flavor and then vanish into thin air and also have poison to spread out there, from distance, like Japan.

this didn't make any sense until you said the part about japan. now i get it.

[CJM]

split between reading minds and invisibility.

[voltanapricot]

i swear to god we had this exact thread before. in fact, i think roosta started it.
My memory sucks, yours must be...uh..supernatural!

?

[miss soul fire]

this didn't make any sense until you said the part about japan. now i get it.
What did I do wrong this time??
My intention is never to make any sense. :D

[kleptomaniac]

have you seen "firestarter"?
awesome (y)

and have you seen "carrie"?
waaaaay awesome (y) (y)


i'm gonna rip this world apart!!!!!! *evil laugh*
:cool:

[cosmo105]

When I was very young, I would have recurring dreams where I could bounce then fly around indoors. A dream so frequent left me so convinced that it was true. I forgot about it until last year and I thought to myself "well you can't actually fly, and that's that."
i had the same thing happen to me when i was in about 5th grade! i caught myself about to tell my friends about it and realized it wasn't true.

[voltanapricot]

It's funny because I never told anybody, it would have been the same as saying "hey, I breathe!" like it was a natural thing, flying. Then later on you think back and it really is so absurd.

Ignore everything you have just read Jess, we really are special. I'm gonna fly to the US where we can do lunch.

*bounces*

[Bob]

It's funny because I never told anybody, it would have been the same as saying "hey, I breathe!" like it was a natural thing, flying. Then later on you think back and it really is so absurd.

Ignore everything you have just read Jess, we really are special. I'm gonna fly to the US where we can do lunch.

*bounces*

ha! i saw the white text even BEFORE highlighting it. that must be my superpower.

[voltanapricot]

You're a cock, Nobby! Yes, I am still calling you Nobby.

Edit:I tried to read that, I think you're right, it is some power.

[CrankItUp!]

I'd like to turn invisible at the drop of a hat cos i'm a nosey bugger at heart.

Would that be classed as a supernatural power...or a super human power.

Now i'm baffled.
Mostly everyone here ignores most of my posts anyway - so I think I've got the invisibility part down pat pretty good.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Mostly everyone here ignores most of my posts anyway - so I think I've got the invisibility part down pat pretty good.

Awww! Now listen - don't make me feel sad for you and make me cry - I have pregnancy hormones zooming all round my body at the moment.

*sniff*

Too late.


;)

[Echewta]

I want to close my eyes and have double vision.

[hpdrifter]

The ability to teleport hands down. No more traffic, no more need for a car at all. No more designated driver, parking, sitting in cramped airplanes. Shit, I could just be like, I'm going to Sri Lanka this weekend. I'll catch you fools Monday.

That shit is dope.

[voltanapricot]

I want to close my eyes and have double vision.
Snakebites will do that to you anyway.

Oy oy.

[mickill]

i swear to god we had this exact thread before. in fact, i think roosta started it.

i think ambidextrous people are superhuman already.

i'd have the power to hold my breath forever. breathe underwater and all that. but no gills. fuck those.

I did a thread like this once too, I believe. Anyway, I'd go with x-ray vision. So that i could....make sure...that.....people are ok....

[beastieangel01]

teleport.

that or snap my fingers to make something the way I want. *Snap* I took a shower *snap* the lawn is clean *snap* the laundry is done, etc.

[Mr_Complex]

I would be a Doctor.

[Echewta]

Snakebites will do that to you anyway.

Oy oy.


oy oy is right.

[fucktopgirl]

teletransportation

cheap travel (y)

[roosta]

i swear to god we had this exact thread before. in fact, i think roosta started it.
.

tut tut tut, Clo...always one step ahead of you.......

my ability would be the ability to mentally retract my facial hair into my head, thus negating the need to take time out to shave, and waste money on amazingly overexpensive razor blades!

[kleptomaniac]

the power to make someone blow up just by looking at them....


sweet (y) (y)

[synch]

i'd have the power to hold my breath forever. breathe underwater and all that. but no gills. fuck those.
Why would you want to be able to hold your breath forever and breathe under water? Eh? Eh?

[fucktopgirl]

Why would you want to be able to hold your breath forever and breathe under water? Eh? Eh?


breath forever i dont get it,at some point you gona blow up!

but breathing under water,yes that could be fun
but i with add being invisible with that
you know dont want a cute little shark making is teeth on me

[Nadia]

i kinda already have my "supernatural" power. but it isn't as supernatural as most people think, though...

[roosta]

i kinda already have my "supernatural" power. but it isn't as supernatural as most people think, though...

put your fist in your mouth?

[fucktopgirl]

humm so what is your super natural power :D

[Nadia]

put your fist in your mouth?

hahaha! you're talking 'bout your MOMs power!!!

i'm an animal communicator. go google it if you want to know what it is. or check on the boards, i already explained it somewhere here.

[fucktopgirl]

so you like a psychologist for animal

[Nadia]

well, yes and no. i'm able to talk to them via telepathy.

[fucktopgirl]

hum ok
so does the require intake of drug to do that :D

[Nadia]

um, no. i'm serious, that's my job. ;) and i'm not the only one, there are lots of people (mostly women) who can do that.

[adam_f]

This makes me think of that Jennifer Love Hewitt show which makes me think of Party of Five which makes me think of Mallrats which makes me think of Three's Company which makes me sad that John Ritter is dead.

[fucktopgirl]

yea i know you where serious
as i was too

[Nadia]

alright, then. there's no need to take drugs, otherwise i'll be high all the time. :p

[fucktopgirl]

ok so animal talk to you by telepathy
and what consist you role in this interaction
like if they are depressed,on the verge suicide
you help them to get trough that ruff time

[Nadia]

no, i just translate the answers i get from them for the owner.

the owner usually gives me a question to ask, i ask the animal, get an answer and tell it to the owner. that's it.
i can also feel the animals feelings, can feel if it's in physical pain etc.

[roosta]

oh, so you're a liar?

[fucktopgirl]

so people come and pay you to psychanalys their pets!

no offense

but

:p i think its hilarious

this kinda of scam trend came popular with the hollywood star,is in it?
so you are kind of the oprah of animal!

[Nadia]

believe whatever makes you happy, i couldn't care less... ;)
i can do it since i was a child, so i know what i'm talking about.
i should've known better. talking about my job to some strangers on the net that have nothing better to do than to make some "witty" comments about it... what was i thinking... :cool:

i'm going to bed now, it's past midnight here.

[roosta]

nothing witty about it.....

[Nadia]

nothing witty about it.....

yeah, that's why i wrote "witty" ...

[fucktopgirl]

nothing witty about it.....


what, are you insinuating that i am not witty :mad:

[roosta]

yeah, that's why i wrote "witty" ...

oh, ok. quick, i think i hear a cat talking!

[roosta]

what, are you insinuating that i am not witty :mad:

no, im insinuating that my comment was not supposed to be witty....

[Nadia]

oh i see. you're just calling me a liar, then. alright, thank you.

[Maisailana]

Does "the force" count?

[Lindsey_1535]

I cant drive so flying would make my life easy. Fuckin public transit F YOU!!!
FLY FLY FLYYYYYY