Would you rather....

[paulb]

Would you rather be deaf or blind?



keep it going....

[fucktopgirl]

i rather be dumb and have the vision and hearing

[CrankItUp!]

I'd definitely have to chose being deaf rather than blind anyday.

Blind people are the bravest and most courageous individuals amongst us. (y)

[bigblu89]

Yeah, I'd have to go with deaf.

Would you rather be missing one arm, or both legs?

Assume it's your less dominant hand/arm.

[kleptomaniac]

but...if i wuz deaf i couldn't listen to the beasties! :eek:

and....if i wuz blind i couldn't watch the videos! :eek:

aaaaahhhhh u suck

[paulb]

the point of this topic was so that, after you answer the question, you ask another question for the next person to answer.... not all 10 people answer the same question, lol


id rather be missing 1 arm, than both feet


would you rather go to Woodstock 69 or 99?

[bigblu89]

I listen to more bands that played in 99, but I'd trade it all in to see Jimi Live.

Would you rather never watch TV ever again, or never log on to a computer ever again?

[paulb]

I listen to more bands that played in 99, but I'd trade it all in to see Jimi Live.

ask another question dude.

[bigblu89]

Sorry. I edited it.

[paulb]

Never watch TV again... i need my computer, and i could download off the comp anything that was ever on tv probably.

Would you rather know the day you are going to die, or just find out whenever it comes and hits ya?

[bigblu89]

I never want to know when I die. Even after it happens.

Rather...

Be a Famous Movie Star

or

Famous Music Star.

[paulb]

Movie star.... more money...... music would be great, to be friends with the bboys or somethin... but meh.


rather get it on with pamela or carmen?

[CrankItUp!]

Pamela

Coolest Hair : Jerry Lee Lewis or Elvis Presely

[kleptomaniac]

neither. donald trump (y)

[paulb]

Elvis


who would u rather be Kramer or George?

[paulb]

Would you rather win the title (or world series in whatever sport) for a rival team, or struggle in your life long favourite team?

Thats a tough one. Depends, Id rather be a Yankee and lose every year, than be a fuckin Boston Red sock. Id prob stick to the losing team...

[Chicka B]

If I really had to choose I'd rather be deaf then blind because I couldn't stand not seeing what's going on you know?

[paulb]

If I really had to choose I'd rather be deaf then blind because I couldn't stand not seeing what's going on you know?

no doubt, me too.

who would u rather be Kramer or George?

[CrankItUp!]

Kramer

Accidently see your mom or dad naked ?

[Chicka B]

Uh, mom definatly cuz atleast I'll know what to expect. Even though she walks around naked anyway. :(

[paulb]

Uh, mom definatly cuz atleast I'll know what to expect. Even though she walks around naked anyway. :(

you're supposted to ask a question, after you answer

[paulb]

Dad, you know, because it's like a dude thing and it would be no big deal.

Poked in the eye really hard, or poked in the anus really hard?


poked in the eye...i dont need more fingers going up my anus than there has to be.

find out your dad is gay, or your mom is a lesbian.

[Chicka B]

poked in the eye...i dont need more fingers going up my anus than there has to be.

find out your dad is gay, or your mom is a lesbian.

I didn't read the thread so I didn't know sorry. :o I'd rather find out my dad is gay.

Burn to death or freeze to death?

[paulb]

I didn't read the thread so I didn't know sorry. :o I'd rather find out my dad is gay.

Burn to death or freeze to death?

freeze to death...burning to death is one of my biggest fears, along with drowning.

burst an eardrum or lose a finger.

[CrankItUp!]

lose a finger

Forced to walk around with a shitty ass or to have to sit down with one ?

[Chicka B]

freeze to death...burning to death is one of my biggest fears, along with drowning.

burst an eardrum or lose a finger.

Uhhh lose a finger, hey as long as I got 9 others.

Eat shit or vomit, and I mean the chunky kind that settled for a while...

[kleptomaniac]

vomit. ain't nuttin' taste as sweet ;)

would you rather starve to death or be forced to eat until you pop?!

[CrankItUp!]

Walk around with a shitty ass

And eat vomit.


Get road rash falling off a bike or fire ants in the pants ?

[jackrock]

road rash

would you rather eat poo, or drink pee? :cool:

[kleptomaniac]

vomit. ain't nuttin' taste as sweet ;)

would you rather starve to death or be forced to eat until you pop?!

[CrankItUp!]

Eat till I pop


Ginger or Mary Ann ?

[laurie_hammy]

Id rather be deaf than blind. Blind would fuckin wrong. But no music !!! FUCK

[paulb]

Pepsi or Coke

[CrankItUp!]

Coke

David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar ?

[kleptomaniac]

Pepsi or Coke

coke. more specifically diet vanilla coke (y)

cowboy or indian?

[CrankItUp!]

cowboy (y)


Bonanza or Gunsmoke ?

[paulb]

Bonanza

Trident or Bazooka Joe

[CrankItUp!]

Bazooka Joe

Ginger or Mary Ann ?

[jackrock]

mary anne

5 computers or 5 t.v.'s?

[Chicka B]

Bazooka Joe

Ginger or Mary Ann ?

Um, Ginger. And 5 TVs I guess.

Sugar or spice?

[kleptomaniac]

Um, Ginger. And 5 TVs I guess.

Sugar or spice?

spice, it's SPICY!!!! (!)


south park or family guy? (and you better say south park!)

[paulb]

Family Guy

Family Matters or Step by Step

[Chicka B]

spice, it's SPICY!!!! (!)


south park or family guy? (and you better say south park!)

South Park (and I ain't sayin that cuz you told me too) :D and family matters

Would ya rather be mentally retarded or be a midget?

[kleptomaniac]

Family Guy

:rolleyes: oy....

[paulb]

:rolleyes: oy....

Family Guy is funnier and more clever

[Chicka B]

somebody answer my question, I gotta good one.

[kleptomaniac]

Family Guy is funnier and more clever

i can say the same thing about south park

[paulb]

South Park (and I ain't sayin that cuz you told me too) :D and family matters

Would ya rather be mentally retarded or be a midget?


midget

dr. pepper or 7up

[Chicka B]

midget

dr. pepper or 7up

7up. I forgot the one I was gonna ask. :(

Oh well, which name ya like better: Rocco or Joseph

[kleptomaniac]

rocco! (y)



giant douche or turd sandwich?

[Chicka B]

rocco! (y)



giant douche or turd sandwich?

Good choice, that's my brother's name. :D And you got that from south park! I say giant douche. Anyway...

East Coast or West Coast

[paulb]

West Coast

LA or NYC

[CrankItUp!]

NYC


See Beavis & Butthead double team Daria or Gilligan bang Ginger and Maryanne ?

[Chicka B]

West Coast

LA or NYC

New York City (and not just cuz the BBoys is from there, I heard Adrock's actually from New Jersey or sumthin) :p And Beevis and Butthead double team Daria, that be interesting. :p

Rap or rock?

[paulb]

rock

nu-metal or death metal

[kleptomaniac]

rap


would you rather date a guy (or girl) with six toes or a guy (or girl) with a unibrow?

[kleptomaniac]

rock

nu-metal or death metal

nu-metal?

[Chicka B]

rap


would you rather date a guy (or girl) with six toes or a guy (or girl) with a unibrow?

A guy with a unibrow cuz he can always shave it or something.

A guy/girl that's skinny but ugly or overweight but attractive.

[kleptomaniac]

er...skinny but ugly
(looks shouldn't matter....weight shouldn't matter....but i had to choose one!)

run or dmc?

[paulb]

run

biggie or tupac

[kleptomaniac]

tupac


shaq or jordan?

[Chicka B]

tupac


shaq or jordan?

jordan

Nice ass or chest (please don't think that's too inappropriate) That goes for guys and girls. :p

[paulb]

ass is always important.

needles or pills

[kleptomaniac]

needles--they're fun! :D


(would you rather sleep with) michael or janet?

[paulb]

Michael

headbang, or headbop

[kleptomaniac]

Michael

headbang, or headbop

really? you'd rather sleep with michael jackson? :eek:

good choice :D

[Chicka B]

Michael

headbang, or headbop

Headbang, it looks cool cuz my hair's real long. :D

would you rather be very book smart or very street smart?

[paulb]

street smart....

amazing race or survivor

[Chicka B]

street smart....

amazing race or survivor

survivor

watch MTV or VH1

[kleptomaniac]

survivor

watch MTV or VH1

VH1 (y)


boxers or briefs?

[paulb]

boxers

thong or panties

[kleptomaniac]

boxers

thong or panties

nothing. :p
just kidding!

[paulb]

nothing. :p
just kidding!

i knew you would avoid this question... hey, i said boxers...

[Chicka B]

boxers

thong or panties

Thong

Go out all day, or go out all night








































I'm just kidding, panties. :D

[kleptomaniac]

i knew you would avoid this question... hey, i said boxers...


pffff panties
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


make out on a first date or make love..?

[paulb]

make out

pencils or pens

[CJM]

pens.

skateboarding, or snowboarding?

[paulb]

skateboarding, although i cant wait to snowboard tomorrow!!!!!!!!!

winter or summer?

[kleptomaniac]

skateboarding, although i cant wait to snowboard tomorrow!!!!!!!!!

winter or summer?

summer!


sharpies or magic marker?

[paulb]

sharpies

post its or highlighters?

[Chicka B]

sharpies

post its or highlighters?

highlighters

Halloween or Christmas

[paulb]

Xmas!!!! fuckin gifts and my bday!!!!


pray or meditate

[kleptomaniac]

meditate..ooooohhhhhhHHHHMMMMMmmmmmm


it's raining cats or it's raining dogs?

[Chicka B]

meditate..ooooohhhhhhHHHHMMMMMmmmmmm


it's raining cats or it's raining dogs?

It's raining cats! They don't hit as hard. :D

Get raped or get stabbed

[kleptomaniac]

It's raining cats! They don't hit as hard. :D

Get raped or get stabbed

but their claws would dig into your scalp! :eek:

anyway, i'd rather get stabbed :cool:
but be gentle, aight?

[paulb]

stabbed!!! who the fuck who answer raped!?

hitler or mussolini

[kleptomaniac]

hitler. mein fuhrer (spelling?) :confused:


:)

rocky or bullwinkle?

[paulb]

rocky

clock's or watches

[Chicka B]

hitler. mein fuhrer (spelling?) :confused:


:)

rocky or bullwinkle?

rocky

oldschool or new school?

[kleptomaniac]

old school, y'all!



early riser or "sleeper-inner"?

[paulb]

sleep in

baseball or football

[Chicka B]

sleep in

baseball or football

football

blonde or brunette

[paulb]

either....

prodigy or chemical brothers

[laurie_hammy]

Eat worms or maggots ?

[jackrock]

worms!

[Chicka B]

Eat worms or maggots ?

Chemical brothers, and eat worms.

read or draw

[paulb]

read

download or pay

[Chicka B]

read

download or pay

download

comedy or horror

[kleptomaniac]

read

download or pay

download fuh-ree!


jew or gentile?

[kleptomaniac]

download

comedy or horror

comedy

[laurie_hammy]

Download

If ya could only meet one Beastie

Adrock

Mike D or

MCA

OHHHHHHHH ;)

[paulb]

gentile and mca

Hurracaine or MMM

[kleptomaniac]

Download

If ya could only meet one Beastie

Adrock

Mike D or

MCA

OHHHHHHHH ;)

stop messing with my head!

uh.....MCA! MCA! :eek: :D

[laurie_hammy]

Shit Both Hurra An MMM

[Chicka B]

MMM

dance or sing

[paulb]

:rolleyes: or :D

[kleptomaniac]

gentile and mca

Hurracaine or MMM

mix master mike (y)



morning detention or saturday detention?

[paulb]

MMM

dance or sing

sing

backstreet or nsync

[kleptomaniac]

:rolleyes: or :D

:rolleyes:

[laurie_hammy]

Horror

Hotpants or Thong

[paulb]

mix master mike (y)



morning detention or saturday detention?

morning detention

[Chicka B]

:D

;) or :eek:

and morning detention :D :confused:

edit: and nsync

[kleptomaniac]

sing

backstreet or nsync

aaaaaaahhhhh die!

[paulb]

Horror

Hotpants or Thong

:rolleyes:

pink or brown :D

[laurie_hammy]

Dance AND rap.

[Chicka B]

Ok I'm confused. What should I answer? :(

[kleptomaniac]

this game is getting too confusing.... :confused:
:rolleyes:

[paulb]

lol, tell Laurie to stop posting.

[kleptomaniac]

Ok I'm confused. What should I answer? :(

stop reading my mind! :eek:

[laurie_hammy]

:rolleyes:

pink or brown :D

Pink Hotpants ;)

[paulb]

stop reading my mind! :eek:

women :rolleyes:

[Chicka B]

yes or no

[kleptomaniac]

women :rolleyes:

boys :rolleyes:

[Chicka B]

dinosaurs :rolleyes:

[laurie_hammy]

lol, tell Laurie to stop posting.

why or why

[Chicka B]

ok guys, yay or nay?

[kleptomaniac]

dinosaurs :rolleyes:

chicka b :rolleyes:

[Chicka B]

why or why

HAHAHAHAHA stop it! :D :D :D

[jackrock]

YAY!

[Chicka B]

chicka b :rolleyes:

klepto or maniac? :p

[kleptomaniac]

klepto or maniac? :p

(see below name)

:D

[laurie_hammy]

:confused: or ?

[Chicka B]

(see below name)

:D

Ohhhhhh!!!

Originally posted by laurie_hammy
:confused: or ?

:confused:

would you rather be smart or athletic?

[paulb]

fuck this is major spam. i hope you all get banned.

[Chicka B]

fuck this is major spam. i hope you all get banned.

Can't ya see how hard I'm trying to get it back on track? JEEZ! :eek:

[kleptomaniac]

fuck this is major spam. i hope you all get banned.

to spam or not to spam?

paulb is spam-tastic!

[laurie_hammy]

Im both Smart & Athletic :cool:

[paulb]

to spam or not to spam?

not to spam

Flea or Les Claypool

[Chicka B]

hehehe I hope we don't get banned, if so I'll cry. :(

who's that? :confused:

[kleptomaniac]

paulb is spam-tastic!

[Chicka B]

not to spam

Flea or Les Claypool

ok ok ok, fleas

would ya rather step on a water bug or a frog?

[paulb]

STFU,K

B, Flea is the bassist for RHCP, and Les Claypool is the bassist for Primus

[kleptomaniac]

:rolleyes:

[Chicka B]

dude, he just totally cussed me out. :eek:

do you like mature people or immature peoples

[kleptomaniac]

dude, he just totally cussed me out. :eek:

do you like mature people or immature peoples

i loathe callow peoples :rolleyes:
it's like...what's their problem?

[paulb]

Mature people

scar tissue or californication

[kleptomaniac]

Mature people

scar tissue or californication

did u say "fornication"....?

[paulb]

thats part of the song,lady

[Chicka B]

did u say "fornication"....?

stop reading my mind!!!!! :eek: :eek: :D :D I was gonna say that. Anyway, californication

night or day?

[kleptomaniac]

stop reading my mind!!!!! :eek: :eek: :D :D I was gonna say that. Anyway, californiacation

night or day?

holy crap, it's just like paulb and jackrock :D


night.

shave ur legs or shave ur arms?

[Chicka B]

holy crap, it's just like paulb and jackrock :D


night.

shave ur legs or shave ur arms?

HAH! Shave your legs maaangg.

guitar or drums?

[paulb]

guitar

weddings or funerals


(chika b how old are you?)

[kleptomaniac]

you forgot bass :eek:

[Chicka B]

guitar

weddings or funerals


(chika b how old are you?)

Weddings (I'm 15, you?)

And kleptomaniac, I swear to god you have to be pshycic or somthin cuz I was gonna add in parenthesis that I know there's more instruments but ya have to choose 2 I think.

[paulb]

(17)

walk or drive.

[kleptomaniac]

And kleptomaniac, I swear to god you have to be pshycic or somthin cuz I was gonna add in parenthesis that I know there's more instruments but ya have to choose 2 I think.

hahaha! :D(y)

[kleptomaniac]

(17)

walk or drive.

But Little Do You Know About Something That I Talk About
I'm Tired Of Driving It's Due Time That I Walk About.....

[Chicka B]

Yes, walk, um ok I'm done being a doofus you'd think I have ADD or sumthin

breakfast or dinner

[paulb]

dinner

gravy or no gravy on turkey

[Chicka B]

dinner

gravy or no gravy on turkey

no gravy

video or radio

[paulb]

video

Flava Flav or Chuck D

[kleptomaniac]

video

Flava Flav or Chuck D

FLAVA FLAV!!! :D


james bond or maguiver (spelling?) :confused:

[Chicka B]

FLAVA FLAV!!! :D


james bond or maguiver (spelling?) :confused:

Um, James Bond?

Adidas or Nike

[laurie_hammy]

Mature people

scar tissue or californication

Get On Top

[kleptomaniac]

behind much, laurie? :p

[paulb]

behind much, laurie? :p

excuse him, he is a little bit slow

[Chicka B]

k, nerrrmind. Maybe he's not being serious, like he's joking.

[paulb]

good for you and your tasty find. Klepto, make the next post evil...it comes once in a lifetime.

[Chicka B]

good for you and your tasty find. Klepto, make the next post evil...it comes once in a lifetime.

that seriously made me laugh! are you mad at me?

[jackrock]

Get On Top
get on top to the other side, easily, cause i like dirt :p

[Chicka B]

That reminded me

would you rather be on top or on bottem?

[CJM]

bottom.

Canada, or The States?

[jackrock]

Canada!

[paulb]

Europe or Australia for vacations.

[ericlee]

deaf. If I were blind I couldn't see the beauty of my wife or daughter. Also I have will have the advantage of not listening to my wife when she has a nag attack :rolleyes:

[laurie_hammy]

That reminded me

would you rather be on top or on bottem?

Whats YOUR answer to this ?








haha

[Chicka B]

Europe. Oz is cool, but there isn't much there. Europe has mountains to ski, cities, beaches etc, everything.

Lethal Injection or Firing Squad?

Whew! Lethal injection definatly boyeee!

Would you rather miss all your teeth or be bald.

BTW laurie hammy, I was gonna seriously answer that but I don't wanna get you put in jail. :D

[jackrock]

bald

get caught (for anything) by your mom or your dad?

[Chicka B]

bald

get caught (for anything) by your mom or your dad?

mom

would you rather fall to death or get hit by a bus?

[jackrock]

fall.. it'd feel cool (y) :p

no (insert favorite drink) or no (insert favorite food)??

[Chicka B]

fall.. it'd feel cool (y) :p

no (insert favorite drink) or no (insert favorite food)??

But not when you get to the SPLAT at the end. But I'd rather not have my favorite drink than my favorite food of course!

Would you rather be older or younger?

[jackrock]

uhh younger? i guess

be an (insert opposite sex) or a butterfly

[kleptomaniac]

uhh younger? i guess

be an (insert opposite sex) or a butterfly

a butterfly! :)


gifted or special ed?

[mc_bunsey]

This guy from work is awesome at these "Would you rather . . ." questions but they are twisted to the max.

One of them is:

Would you rather have sex with your mum - quick in and out - or put your thumb up your Dad's anus.

I'm sorry I had to share this with you guys but you must admit it is quite a conundrum

[laurie_hammy]

Whew! Lethal injection definatly boyeee!

Would you rather miss all your teeth or be bald.

BTW laurie hammy, I was gonna seriously answer that but I don't wanna get you put in jail. :D

hahaha true

[jackrock]

would you rather...

marry a computer, or a t.v. ... yea this is a weird one :D

[laurie_hammy]

Computer

[Qdrop]

MEGA GAY. INTERNET!

[jackrock]

mega gay internet... or... extremely annoying television?

[Chicka B]

mega gay internet... or... extremely annoying television?

Extremely annoying television.

A whole bunch of easy work, or a little bit of hard work?

[bigblu89]

Extremely annoying television.

A whole bunch of easy work, or a little bit of hard work?

Whole buch of easy work, especially if it's "At Work, Work" it makes the day go quicker.

Watch a porn from the 70's, Starring your parents...

or

Act in a porn, starring you and Ron Jeremy.

[Chicka B]

Whole buch of easy work, especially if it's "At Work, Work" it makes the day go quicker.

Watch a porn from the 70's, Starring your parents...

or

Act in a porn, starring you and Ron Jeremy.

Haha!!! You just made me realize that my dad was 10 when my mom wasn't even born yet! Eww, well I don't know who Ron Jeremy is but that one because anything but watching, anyway...

Would you rather have sex with Andy Milonakis or a horny monkey with the asian bird flu?

[kleptomaniac]

Would you rather have sex with Andy Milonakis or a horny monkey with the asian bird flu?

a horny monkey with the asian bird flu
(who in their right mind would have sex with andy milonakis? :rolleyes: )

dobby or gollum?

[paulb]

gollum

LOTR or Harry Potter?

[kleptomaniac]

gollum

LOTR or Harry Potter?

harry potter! (i don't understand that lotr stuff...it's not for me :o)



skateboard or rollerblades?

[laurie_hammy]

Punshing an old person in the face or going up to a gangster and saying "HEY FUCK YOU"

LOL !

[jackrock]

hmm im a beast. i think a beast could take a bear. so ill take bear :D just kiddin

kick a jackass (the animal) or taunt a lion :confused: