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mickill
11-16-2005, 04:29 PM
I've never liked them. Not as a child, not now, not ever. I hated Teddy Ruxpin and his demonic little moving eyes. Oh and Tickle Me Elmo. Who's the sick bastard that came up with that?
A few weeks ago, my wife and I were sitting in the living room, hanging out, when out of nowhere we hear "The itsy bitsy spider..." being sung by something somewhere in the house and then this evil little giggle at the end of it. The thing is, we didn't recall the baby having any toys that sang that. So I went looking for the source and after a good 15 minutes of searching, I came upon the frog, the one from this (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v441/mickill/avaandtad.jpg) picture, Baby Tad. So I started pressing the buttons, waiting for the song to play. It sang a bunch of others, some more than once. But no itsy bitsy spider. So I went online to see if I could find out if it's supposed to sing that and it turns out that it is one of the songs that it sings. I still haven't heard it myself, though.
Then yesterday, the batteries started dying on it. So as Ava was playing with it the thing just kept singing with this slow dragging voice and had developed an even more evil laugh. Anyway, as I started changing the batteries, I just kept thinking about that scene in Child's Play where the mom went to take out the batteries from chucky's back because the thing was creeping her out and then she sees that there's actually no batteries in it. Then Chucky's head turns around and says something like "Hi bitch"...or something like that. Yeah, so talking toys. Not a fan.
paulb
11-16-2005, 04:34 PM
that sounds awesome... i dont think though u will ever encounter an experience like in Chucky though. And if you do...tell me about it.
adam_f
11-16-2005, 04:34 PM
I remember some talking doll that was recalled because it told children to do drugs or something like that. Maybe 10 years ago.
fucktopgirl
11-16-2005, 04:37 PM
thoses kind of toys are evils
once we had the gizmo talking thing
you can pet him,give him food and he respond!
he fall a couple of time,after he was just psycho
we smash it with a hammer :D
CrankItUp!
11-16-2005, 04:41 PM
http://www.prankplace.com/turleen.htm
Then yesterday, the batteries started dying on it. So as Ava was playing with it the thing just kept singing with this slow dragging voice and had developed an even more evil laugh. Anyway, as I started changing the batteries, I just kept thinking about that scene in Child's Play where the mom went to take out the batteries from chucky's back because the thing was creeping her out and then she sees that there's actually no batteries in it. Then Chucky's head turns around and says something like "Hi bitch"...or something like that. Yeah, so talking toys. Not a fan.
The Talking Tina episode from the Twilight Zone is better. Just sayin'.
mickill
11-16-2005, 04:54 PM
The Talking Tina episode from the Twilight Zone is better. Just sayin'.
Better than Child's Play or better than my story? What happened to me was probably the least thrilling of the 3, but at least it wasn't fictional. Come to think of it, I still don't know why that frog started talking by itself when nobody was around at that end of the house. I'd like to think that it was triggered by a slight breeze, perhaps.
Talking Tina is better than Child's Play.
Your story, however is better than all combined.
Your story has added more power to my decision to never have creepy talking toys. Ever.
TurdBerglar
11-16-2005, 05:03 PM
it's even creepier when you have radio controlled cars and you leave them on. then some time dureing the night it gets some sort of signal and starts to zip around madly crashing into shit. you're just upstairs laying in bed wondering if you should risk your life to go downstairs to check out what the fuck is going on.
Turd, that's when you yell for gramma to check it out...
beastiegirrl101
11-16-2005, 05:08 PM
^ Turd you still have toy cars?
mickill
11-16-2005, 05:08 PM
Your story has added more power to my decision to never have creepy talking toys. Ever.
You think that's bad?! I was innocently watching tv last night when I got up from the sofa to get a snack from the kitchen. I noticed the frog toy laying face down on the floor but was too lazy to pick it up and instead walked around it. When I came back with my appple slices and juice, it was sitting on the couch in the same spot I had been sitting in looking directly at me. I nearly had a heart attack.
kleptomaniac
11-16-2005, 05:17 PM
not as creepy as those dolls that say "Mama." when you squeeze em.
...but if you squeeze it too hard, it's head pops off. pretty cool ;)(y)
TurdBerglar
11-16-2005, 05:18 PM
well my brother's not mine. and that was quite a while ago. took my whole family a few days to figure out what the hell was going on.
but i do have rccars. i haven't use them in about four years. and they're not like the ones you get at toys r us. i have a couple that can top out at 50 mph. use to be a hobby of mine. like those model airplanes but cars. you have to build and maintain them.
dancin2beasties
11-16-2005, 05:23 PM
ok i hate furbies. stupid peices of shit. scary, and small, and useless.
ok i was probably 9 or something i dont know, and when i was little i had a problem with going to bed because i was never tired so i would take my tape player and a book or something out from under the bed and read and not go to sleep. so one night i reach over the side of my bed and its dark and i look under and right infront of me is my furby, just sitting there with its eyes closed. so i go to reach past it to get a book or whatever and the fucking thing snaps open its eyes and says "goooood mooorrnniinngg... la la la la laaaaa" so i leap back in to bed and for the next like hour the thing is chanting "plaay with meee. cockadoodle dooo its morning. hello. hello. goodbye. hello" and i was terrified. took the batteries out the next day.
i loved my Teddy Ruxpin though :)
mickill
11-16-2005, 05:24 PM
Porcelain dolls are pretty creepy too. Especially ones that look like clowns or mimes. Mimes in general are creepy too, actually. And clowns, obviously.
You think that's bad?! I was innocently watching tv last night when I got up from the sofa to get a snack from the kitchen. I noticed the frog toy laying face down on the floor but was too lazy to pick it up and instead walked around it. When I came back with my appple slices and juice, it was sitting on the couch in the same spot I had been sitting in looking directly at me. I nearly had a heart attack.
I read about something similar on Ebay. Back when there were people auctioning off their dead grandfather's haunted hat and shit like that, I was browsing and there was a couple selling their stuffed animal. "Supposedly" they had purchased it, but it always knocked stuff over when no one was looking - like all the other stuffed animals. They threw it outside and it would appear back in its place. They threw it away at the dump several miles away and it would find its way home. I think you're involved in a potentially hazardous situation, mickill... I'd contact Ebay as quickly as possible...
mickill
11-16-2005, 05:29 PM
ok i hate furbies. stupid peices of shit. scary, and small, and useless.
ok i was probably 9 or something i dont know, and when i was little i had a problem with going to bed because i was never tired so i would take my tape player and a book or something out from under the bed and read and not go to sleep. so one night i reach over the side of my bed and its dark and i look under and right infront of me is my furby, just sitting there with its eyes closed. so i go to reach past it to get a book or whatever and the fucking thing snaps open its eyes and says "goooood mooorrnniinngg... la la la la laaaaa" so i leap back in to bed and for the next like hour the thing is chanting "plaay with meee. cockadoodle dooo its morning. hello. hello. goodbye. hello" and i was terrified. took the batteries out the next day.
i loved my Teddy Ruxpin though :)
Okay, that sounds pretty bad too.
kll, afterwards, when I walked back into the room with the apple slices and juice, the thing went "I'm hungry". And that's toalllllly not one of the things it's supposed to say.
Okay the whole frog on the couch thing was a lie. But the first account is true.
cosmo105
11-16-2005, 05:41 PM
a few years back had a lamb toy i got for easter that had a voicebox in it that baaaahed whenever you barely touched the thing. it was so sensitive. someone could sneeze in the next room and it'd go off. slowly the batteries started dying and it went from BAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH to a creepy garbled noise that sounded like backwards latin. i took the voicebox out and used it to creep out my friends until one day my friend Rob grabbed it from me and threw it out the window of his car. :(
CrankItUp!
11-16-2005, 06:28 PM
http://www.prankplace.com/turleen.htm
Give this one a "Try Me!" :cool:
Maisailana
11-17-2005, 10:07 AM
has anyone seen that move 'dolls'? that movie scared the living hell out of me when i was 10.
HEIRESS
11-17-2005, 11:51 AM
"abcdefg I will kill your family"
Qdrop
11-17-2005, 12:15 PM
You think that's bad?! I was innocently watching tv last night when I got up from the sofa to get a snack from the kitchen. I noticed the frog toy laying face down on the floor but was too lazy to pick it up and instead walked around it. When I came back with my appple slices and juice, it was sitting on the couch in the same spot I had been sitting in looking directly at me. I nearly had a heart attack.
haha...now we're gettin into urban legand territory... (http://www.snopes.com/horrors/madmen/statue.asp)
Qdrop
11-17-2005, 12:16 PM
I read about something similar on Ebay. Back when there were people auctioning off their dead grandfather's haunted hat and shit like that, I was browsing and there was a couple selling their stuffed animal. "Supposedly" they had purchased it, but it always knocked stuff over when no one was looking - like all the other stuffed animals. They threw it outside and it would appear back in its place. They threw it away at the dump several miles away and it would find its way home. I think you're involved in a potentially hazardous situation, mickill... I'd contact Ebay as quickly as possible...
dude! i remember that!
i followed that auction for weeks until it ended.
all the people in my dept. kept coming to me to see what the bidding was up to...
great stuff.
cookiepuss
11-17-2005, 03:42 PM
I have a talking toy that is AWESOME (it's not for kids though, at least i hope no one would give it to a kid)
His name is Ballsy Bear. he's a teddy and when you touch him he cusses and makes lewd comments at you.
"fuuuuuuuck you!"
he's the best teddy ever.<3
apparently there is a whole line of em... if ya want one...go here (http://www.ballsybear.com/mainpage.html)
kleptomaniac
11-17-2005, 03:51 PM
His name is Ballsy Bear. he's a teddy and when you touch him he cusses and makes lewd comments at you.
"fuuuuuuuck you!"
that bear's got balls
I have a Yoda doll that works sort of like a talking 8-ball.
My woman still lives with her parents so when we are there we try and respect her hardcore Catholic fathers wishes, which means if I'm too lit to drive home I stay in the guest room. In the guest room is one of those creepy doll houses with dolls all around them. To this day, when I wake up all confused about where I am and how I got there, I get a little startled by the gang of 20 dolls staring at me. Fucking creepy things.
Also, anyone remember that Lion King talking toy that had that monkey saying "Squashed Bananas Up Your Ass, Squashed Bananas Up Your Ass."? I don't remember what it was really supposed to be saying but that doesn't really matter...much like this post.
I have a Yoda doll that works sort of like a talking 8-ball.
Is it the one that tells you stories too if you squeeze the other hand or ear or whatever?
kleptomaniac
11-17-2005, 04:11 PM
barbie dolls don't talk, but they're just as creepy
wanton wench
11-17-2005, 04:14 PM
you want to see some creepy toys? look here (http://www.amamantafamily.com/detailedanatomicallycorrectdolls.htm) would you buy these for your child?
not a word tal, its late afternoon and i still think they are funny! :o
kleptomaniac
11-17-2005, 04:17 PM
you want to see some creepy toys? look here (http://www.amamantafamily.com/detailedanatomicallycorrectdolls.htm) would you buy these for your child?
not a word tal, its late afternoon and i still think they are funny! :o
holy crap! :eek:
they DO look fun!!!!!!
EDIT! no actually i just realized....they scare me and don't look like any fun at all......
wanton wench
11-17-2005, 04:28 PM
Not funny!
shut up i know you secretly thought they were funny!
kleptomaniac-they look fun but not for kids!
Freebasser
11-17-2005, 04:34 PM
They're selling these (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0001NE6W4/002-9906744-8884046?v=glance) in ASDA. Scariest fucking thing I ever did see. click the product demo and prepare to shit your pants!
BGirl
11-17-2005, 04:41 PM
Oh man I had the best talking toy when I was a kid.
2-XL (http://www.2xlrobot.com/)
funny and educational, he even played funky music, what more could you want? (y)
wanton wench
11-17-2005, 04:44 PM
2xl might be smart but this barbie (http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a195/wantonwench/barbie.jpg) could kick its ass!
voltanapricot
11-17-2005, 04:48 PM
Those Furbies were disturbing, especially when your sister's Furby has been running low on battery and you can hear it talking through the wall in a deep, worn voice, MAAAAH WEIGHLOH COCO!
Yeuch.
BGirl
11-17-2005, 04:54 PM
2xl might be smart but this barbie (http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a195/wantonwench/barbie.jpg) could kick its ass!
Why ever would she want to? 2-XL beefs with nobody.
wanton wench
11-17-2005, 05:05 PM
Why ever would she want to? 2-XL beefs with nobody.
cause she's a bad ass gangsta bitch!
actually she probably wouldnt she might break a nail. she's just a fake. she doesnt inhale either!
synch
11-17-2005, 05:15 PM
I have a talking malebolgia thing. I've been meaning to put put batteries in it.
No rush though, I've only had it for like seven years.
BGirl
11-17-2005, 05:15 PM
cause she's a bad ass gangsta bitch!
actually she probably wouldnt she might break a nail. she's just a fake. she doesnt inhale either!
hahaha (y)
beastieangel01
11-17-2005, 05:31 PM
Porcelain dolls are pretty creepy too.
yes. I hate hate hate porcelain dolls. They stare at you, with those cold eyes, that blank expression. They creep me the hell out.
Speaking of talking toys, I saw Small Soldiers on TBS the other day, haha.
zippo
11-17-2005, 07:09 PM
haha this thread reminds me of beers and cigarettes, like the kind of conversation id have at a bar with my friends
this doenst have to do with a toy per se but it relates...ive moved alot, and during one of those moves, when the house was almost all packed up, i was going downstairs and i passed by the living room (it was night and the lights were turned off) when i suddenly hear this soft music start playing in the back. i was home alone and with the big pair of balls that i have (hey i was like 12) i went searching within the dark room following the music, till i got to this little musical box we had sitting there on the table, ballerina and all. i swallowed and closed the lid to stop it, scared shitless, looked around,lit my cigar, and went downstairs to watch cartoons like the Woman that i then was.
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