View Full Version : I've been watching a lot of porn lately
DandyFop
11-16-2005, 08:25 PM
Or maybe it just feels like a lot since my connection is dialup and takes foreverrrrr. I'm not trying to brag and be llike "omg lol I'm a girl and I like porn!" because really I don't like the affect it's had on the way people view how sex should be, but for some reason I always find myself looking for some anyway :( I guess it's just another way of procrastinating... and I don't know that it even necessarily turns me on, I mean there's no real "physical' signs of being turned on...WTF..I did hear it's "american's most popular past-time"...
jabumbo
11-16-2005, 08:32 PM
this is something unusual for you?
TurdBerglar
11-16-2005, 08:39 PM
try
boneme.com
fucktopgirl
11-16-2005, 09:19 PM
porno is somewhat disgusting to me
i mean seeing a nice hot sex scene where there been a emotional aspect to it,like love,its good!
but i find porn is lacking of emotion and iits slangbang in the hole.
the other day , i saw a scene and well,i dont want to go graphic here but..
z-boy
11-16-2005, 09:20 PM
porn is good for the soul
ericlee
11-16-2005, 09:20 PM
I gave up on watching it a long time ago. It seemed that every time I'd get to my "moment" the fricken camera would zoom on the guy making a howling monkey expression.
fucktopgirl
11-16-2005, 09:25 PM
porn is good for the soul
i guess its good if you dont have REAL sex
QueenAdrock
11-16-2005, 09:36 PM
I gave up on watching it a long time ago. It seemed that every time I'd get to my "moment" the fricken camera would zoom on the guy making a howling monkey expression.
hahahaha
I'd watch more porn if I had the time, and knew how to use that torrent thing Wayne downloaded on my computer.
TurdBerglar
11-16-2005, 09:46 PM
hey
where's your slut friend
hey
where's your slut friend
she's sitting next to me.
TurdBerglar
11-16-2005, 09:47 PM
take a look at her and tell me her slut factor today
take a look at her and tell me her slut factor today
out of 10...
3 or less?
TurdBerglar
11-16-2005, 09:49 PM
tell me the real answer when she goes and takes a piss later on
ericlee
11-16-2005, 09:58 PM
I watched porn and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
at least you got a shirt. All I got was an erection and a guilty conscience.
CrankItUp!
11-16-2005, 10:48 PM
One day I got horny enough to climb up a tree and fuck it and this is the respose I got when it saw me : http://www.guzer.com/pictures/obscene_tree.jpg :(
z-boy
11-16-2005, 11:13 PM
watching porn and having real sex are not mutually exclusive activities, i like to watch porn whilst having sex, conceptually i like to think of the two events as being collectively exhaustive, which means that at least one of them must occur
p.s. due to your sly little comment which carries undue suggestions, i shall be breathing life back into the dormant thread "why doesnt anyone attack Canada?"
i guess its good if you dont have REAL sex
fucktopgirl
11-16-2005, 11:26 PM
i did have sex while watching porn
but nan,i prefer to look at my bf and him looking at me!
i prefer him tosuck my tits and me sucking his dick instead of looking at people doing it all wrong!
but man you lost me with your breathing life into ...
what the fuck!if this thread is dormant its because its done!
z-boy
11-16-2005, 11:34 PM
so what your saying is you prefer to look at your boyfriend's pubes...
and there will always be animosity towards canadia from other less moose loving nations, so there will always be a forum for discussion of how to deal with Canadia's insubordination... that is of course until we nuke the shit out of their sorry "eh" sayin asses
cosmo105
11-16-2005, 11:35 PM
softcore is hilarious to me. it's always so obvious it's fake, and they're always way overacting. and the "plots" are ridiculous. but i still watch it! <3showtime/cinemax on demand<3
fucktopgirl
11-16-2005, 11:36 PM
z boy go get lost :D
TurdBerglar
11-16-2005, 11:37 PM
softcore is hilarious to me. it's always so obvious it's fake, and they're always way overacting. and the "plots" are ridiculous. but i still watch it! <3showtime/cinemax on demand<3
the angles are always way off. it looks like the chick is grinding on the dudes bellybutton
QueenAdrock
11-16-2005, 11:42 PM
softcore is hilarious to me. it's always so obvious it's fake, and they're always way overacting. and the "plots" are ridiculous. but i still watch it! <3showtime/cinemax on demand<3
They had one about archaeologists called "The Mummy's Kiss" or some shit, where mummies came back from the dead for sex. I dunno, I lost track of the plot after my brain refused to acknowledge that I was watching something so stupid.
DandyFop
11-16-2005, 11:44 PM
I love softcore...it's funny, once me and my friends were sitting around flipping channels and found some dumb softcore on cable, then after a while it was revealed that every single one of us had seen it before and knew what was going to happen. Awesome.
QueenAdrock
11-16-2005, 11:51 PM
Oh! Another good one: Whore of the Rings, starring Dildo Baggins.
Actually, it was a little more than softcore. She gripped both sides of her vagina and pulled it as far as it would go, into this large, 6 inch gaping hole, and all the hobbits aimed their loads into it like target practice.
Yeah, why the hell was that on Cinnamax? :confused:
fucktopgirl
11-16-2005, 11:55 PM
Oh! Another good one: Whore of the Rings, starring Dildo Baggins.
Actually, it was a little more than softcore. She gripped both sides of her vagina and pulled it as far as it would go, into this large, 6 inch gaping hole, and all the hobbits aimed their loads into it like target practice.
Yeah, why the hell was that on Cinnamax? :confused:
hahaha fuck who where doing the hobbit,midget?
that must have put the mood to sex!
ericlee
11-16-2005, 11:56 PM
the last soft porn I saw was based in the medivel times and a guy was doing some chick doggy style and he was using her ass as a table for his food and he was eating a chicken leg while doing her.
I aslo saw one that was hardcore and this guy was a chef and was pissed at all his customers. They asked for cream chicken so the guy was all like, "oh you bastards want cream chicken?" so he fucked a raw chicken in the kitchen and splooged on it and served it to the customers. When they ate it, they all got horny and a huge orgy broke out in the dining area.
More reasons why I quit watching porn. I tried fucking a raw chicken and all I got was a gizzard stuck on my member.
ScarySquirrel
11-17-2005, 12:53 AM
Something about this website called bigsausagepizza.com really cracks me up. It's exactly what it sounds like... and it's hilarious.
Go check it out... as long as you're not at work, or under the legal age to view pornography, because I don't condone that sort of thing.
But just imagine a big dick coming through a pizza... I don't know how anyone finds that arousing and not humorous, but whatever. Yeah... big sausage.
cosmo105
11-17-2005, 01:04 AM
because it turns them on too sometimes?
you know, a lot of women like sex too.
cosmo105
11-17-2005, 01:14 AM
yes, most of it is directed at men. but that doesn't mean that all women dislike porn. the common misconception is that all women find all porn disgusting. that's just not true. i dig porn. hell, i watch it more than my boyfriend does. there's more to being turned on than physical stimulation - especially for a woman.
yes, most of it is directed at men. but that doesn't mean that all women dislike porn. the common misconception is that all women find all porn disgusting. that's just not true. i dig porn. hell, i watch it more than my boyfriend does. there's more to being turned on than physical stimulation - especially for a woman.
you've hit 10,000 posts again.
just saying...
ericlee
11-17-2005, 02:57 AM
Well I thought that most porn was directed at men, and women would not exactly find it hot. Also, women have vibrators and shit for their fix, men have porn. That's all I ever 'use' it for.
yeah of course they got vibrators and what not but some ladies don't have a good imagination as to who is on the other end of it. Aint nothing wrong with a lady watching them and you'd be suprised of the number of women who do watch it.
DandyFop
11-17-2005, 03:07 AM
yeah of course they got vibrators and what not but some ladies don't have a good imagination as to who is on the other end of it. Aint nothing wrong with a lady watching them and you'd be suprised of the number of women who do watch it.
I have no sexual imagination unless I am talking directly with the person I wish to engage sexually with. It's weird, I have a good sex drive, etc., but as far as thinking about something that makes me want to get it on with myself, it doesn't happen, i just do it because it feels good. As a result, THE WEIRDEST shit pops into my brain into the middle of the act. And I do mean the weirdest. Maybe I need to start watching porn at the same time.
ms.peachy
11-17-2005, 03:59 AM
I heart porn. I think it's jolly good fun. (y) Some of it can be a bit boring, but when it's good, it's great!
laurie_hammy
11-17-2005, 04:06 AM
you've hit 10,000 posts again.
just saying...
Again ! Ya jokin ?
laurie_hammy
11-17-2005, 04:07 AM
try
boneme.com
My fav
hitmonlee
11-17-2005, 08:07 AM
yeah of course they got vibrators and what not but some ladies don't have a good imagination as to who is on the other end of it. Aint nothing wrong with a lady watching them and you'd be suprised of the number of women who do watch it.
yeah
i'm lazy
sure i could get in the mood and use a vibrator, but i could turn on tje pron and be horny quicker.
on the other hand, my ex watched some hardcore stuff. while some of it was cool, it kind of made me sick at the same time. some of the supposed crackwhores that are filmed just ugh, i cant help but think degrading. and stuff that looks like it actually hurts, and the woman isnt into pain, just money. not cool. thumbs down yo
ericlee
11-17-2005, 08:09 AM
I have just been turned off from the most recent shit in general. It seems like the new things are bukake, anal and fricken women doing goatse.
fucktopgirl
11-17-2005, 08:14 AM
yeah
i'm lazy
sure i could get in the mood and use a vibrator, but i could turn on tje pron and be horny quicker.
on the other hand, my ex watched some hardcore stuff. while some of it was cool, it kind of made me sick at the same time. some of the supposed crackwhores that are filmed just ugh, i cant help but think degrading. and stuff that looks like it actually hurts, and the woman isnt into pain, just money. not cool. thumbs down yo
that the thing the women are bang up really hard,i dont know about you girl,but i dont like to be destroy inside,you know,slow and smooth,or fast and gentle.But not to be smash in!
Kid Presentable
11-17-2005, 08:15 AM
I have sex with sheep frequently, so I find the farming channel to be a charming channel.
I'll often splash some mint sauce behind my ears, and make sweet love to a fine ewe due to be my din dins. (y)
ericlee
11-17-2005, 08:17 AM
I agree Kid. I always found Lambchop to be attractive. Especially knowing what's underneath the puppet.
Kid Presentable
11-17-2005, 08:22 AM
I agree Kid. I always found Lambchop to be attractive. Especially knowing what's underneath the puppet.
I buy a barbecue value pack at the supermarket, throw on 'Murder was the Case' and lock myself in for the week. :)
hitmonlee
11-17-2005, 08:46 AM
that the thing the women are bang up really hard,i dont know about you girl,but i dont like to be destroy inside,you know,slow and smooth,or fast and gentle.But not to be smash in!
to me the main thing that no matter what goes on, as long as respect is involved.
ericlee
11-17-2005, 08:50 AM
to me the main thing that no matter what goes on, as long as respect is involved.
CAPTAIN.... CAVEMAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!......and son!!
iceygirl
11-17-2005, 08:59 AM
at a job i had ages ago working for a domestic relations attorney, i came in to work one day and he was sitting at my desk watching soft core on my computer.
a few days later i opened one of my desk drawers to get a pencil or some shit and i found some porn dvd's.
ms.peachy
11-17-2005, 09:02 AM
at a job i had ages ago working for a domestic relations attorney, i came in to work one day and he was sitting at my desk watching soft core on my computer.
a few days later i opened one of my desk drawers to get a pencil or some shit and i found some porn dvd's.
Man, you so could have had the best case for a sexual harrassment lawsuit. You totally should have sued for a buttload of money.
fucktopgirl
11-17-2005, 10:10 AM
I have sex with sheep frequently, so I find the farming channel to be a charming channel.
I'll often splash some mint sauce behind my ears, and make sweet love to a fine ewe due to be my din dins. (y)
pahahaha :p
When did porn stop being erotic? Sometime in the mid-eighties? I can't stand to see them hairless plastic dolls, They don't even look like people. It's a very grim experience indeed. I can't make out the obsession with anal either, it seems seems like porn involves more anal than vaginal sex nowadays. All porn involves women in some amount of pain these days, it's sadistic, like an endurance test of pain.
Kid Presentable
11-17-2005, 10:46 AM
When did porn stop being erotic? Sometime in the mid-eighties? I can't stand to see them hairless plastic dolls, They don't even look like people. It's a very grim experience indeed. I can't make out the obsession with anal either, it seems seems like porn involves more anal than vaginal sex nowadays. All porn involves women in some amount of pain these days, it's sadistic, like an endurance test of pain.
The thing that messes me up is that these people socialise together, like any work mates.
"Hey, remember when Jake and I plugged you up and high-fived each other?"
The fact is, they de-humanise themselves for money. It's both abhorrent and admirable.
How many of us could do it?
I'm getting really tired of all the DP and other gang bang scenes. 2 girls and 1 guy I understand them putting on film because that is "every man's fantasy". But Multiple guys and 1 girl.....its a bit much. But I guess there is a huge market out there for it.
ms.peachy
11-17-2005, 11:15 AM
But Multiple guys and 1 girl.....its a bit much.
I've never really understood what was in that for men, either. I don't imagine I know many guys who really fancy waiting around for another bloke to 'finish' before they can get on in there.
I can understand why it might work for some women, however. Not the actual doing of it - I don't think there are many women who would want to be with a bunch of guys at once in reality, because reality is all messy and has consequences and feelings and egos and all kinds of shit. But as a fantasy, it's got a lot going for it. Dick dick dick everywhere you turn, hey, I can see the appeal of that (y)
I dig Passion Cove. It's hilarious and it gets the job done. (y)
Echewta
11-17-2005, 12:04 PM
I've found that girls who accept pron seem to be much more liberated in their sexuality and are much more fun to roll around with than those that dont. I'd rather know too much of what there is to do via pron than not know at all and miss out on some good stuff.
beastieangel01
11-17-2005, 12:56 PM
I'm not trying to brag and be llike "omg lol I'm a girl and I like porn!" because really I don't like the affect it's had on the way people view how sex should be, but for some reason I always find myself looking for some anyway :(
same here. I always watch it/download it and I like looking at naked girls. Can't tell you why. They don't turn me on, but nice looking naked girls I will want to see.
Oh well.
monkey
11-17-2005, 03:51 PM
Oh! Another good one: Whore of the Rings, starring Dildo Baggins.
Actually, it was a little more than softcore. She gripped both sides of her vagina and pulled it as far as it would go, into this large, 6 inch gaping hole, and all the hobbits aimed their loads into it like target practice.
Yeah, why the hell was that on Cinnamax? :confused:
omg i saw the beginning of that. we changed it after the first 10 minutes though. it was HILARIOUS.
beastieangel01
11-17-2005, 04:56 PM
oh oh!
I remember a time when I lived in VA and was talking to chew chew head about some Planet of the Apes softcore porn.
IT WAS HILARIOUS. Oh god. I still need to buy that... what the heck was the name! argh.
Echewta
11-17-2005, 06:18 PM
hahaha, i remember that. You posted it in my comments. Good luck finding it.
haha, the pink gorillas serving drinks or something like that in the jungle.
cookiepuss
11-17-2005, 06:21 PM
Hi, my name is cookiepuss, I'm a woman and I like porn.
I enjoy real breasts, female ejaculation and girl on girl action as well as girl on guy action.
beastieangel01
11-17-2005, 06:54 PM
hahaha, i remember that. You posted it in my comments. Good luck finding it.
haha, the pink gorillas serving drinks or something like that in the jungle.
! (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0296148/)
Play-Mate of the Apes, hahaha. (y)
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