Seriously

[Echewta]

"up the bum, no babies" was a shirt a guy was wearing at a bar this weekend much to the shock and disgust of cosmo, boom'n, and I. There was also a picture of a baby with a red circle and line through it.

My question is, would any ladies here find that a positive sign to perhaps engage in conversation with the gentleman and retire to his bed knowing that he doesn't want to have a child with you? Is it advantageous for him to let you know that he's all about going up the bum he even says a word to you? Perhaps its a relief and removes an ackward moment by not having you have to request that he bums you?

:confused:

[cosmo105]

it wasn't so much "shock" and "disgust" as "hahahaha" and "oh my god"

[mickill]

Ooooooh, big surprise, cosmo responded, oooohhh. Oooooooh. Oooooh.

I think that'd be a pretty bad shirt to get killed in. Could you imagine seeing someone face down on the pavement wearing that shirt after getting stabbed or shot or hit by a truck? How could you not laugh a little?

[fucktopgirl]

i would find it kinda funny,but i would go see another guy
because up the bum,its not my type :D

[Echewta]

^ yea but no babies. Isnt that a turnon?

[Kid Presentable]

He might just be a football supporter backing the Blythinghamshireton Bums football squad.

[fucktopgirl]

^ yea but no babies. Isnt that a turnon?


not really!

[cosmo105]

you know what, mike?

that hurts. it hurts bad.

[abcdefz]

...tell him to take up homosexuality; win-lose all 'round!

[Nuzzolese]

He must have been trying to avoid ladies that night. Just like the wrestler I knew in high school who had a shirt that said "I don't date girls who say four letter words: Don't Stop Quit" Might as well just worn a shirt that said Date Rapist. Who makes these shirts and do guys actually think they're funny or what? I saw one this weekend that said Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes. that was KINDA funny.

[Kid Presentable]

I saw an old lady wearing a 'You get a hernia; It gets me hornier' T-Shirt.

I lifted from the knees for weeks.

[Nuzzolese]

you know what, mike?

that hurts. it hurts bad.

like up the bum bad?

[beastieangel01]

He must have been trying to avoid ladies that night.

(y)

[cosmo105]

He must have been trying to avoid ladies that night. Just like the wrestler I knew in high school who had a shirt that said "I don't date girls who say four letter words: Don't Stop Quit" Might as well just worn a shirt that said Date Rapist. Who makes these shirts and do guys actually think they're funny or what? I saw one this weekend that said Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes. that was KINDA funny.
hahaha. that's kinda HILARIOUS!


and yeah, it hurts almost that bad.

[Echewta]

One of the other people I was hanging out with that night got pretty smashed and asked many ladies, along the pub crawl, if they agreed with that tshirt. I was ready for boyfriends/husbands/dentist to suddenly appear and beat the crap out of him but all of the ladies seemed to be ammused at his survey. He always said "Excuse me, do you (y) or (n) with 'Up the bum, no babies'?"

[abcdefz]

He must have been trying to avoid ladies that night. Just like the wrestler I knew in high school who had a shirt that said "I don't date girls who say four letter words: Don't Stop Quit" Might as well just worn a shirt that said Date Rapist. Who makes these shirts and do guys actually think they're funny or what?



I'm always blown away when I see crap like that. Did these people not see Thelma and Louise or what? Do they want to get their big oil rigs blown sky high during a faux rendezvous?

...but then, I'm often amazed at what swine get really nice women. It's amazing.

What do women want? A Project? Someone who helps them feel bad?

[Echewta]

I wonder how many people suddenly thought about and performed the bum move that night because of reading that shirt.

[K-nowledge]

^probably the guy with the shirt.

[abcdefz]

I wonder how many people suddenly thought about and performed the bum move that night because of reading that shirt.



...a bums rush.

[wanton wench]

WARNING: bad joke post!
DISCLAIMER: no offense ment to anyone!





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i cant see a thing with all this shit in here!
:)

[CiaoBellaXO]

Ya know what I think about it? I think its just a lame t-shirt that he thought was funny. If I saw it I'd probably giggle...but only talk to him if he was hot. I mean come on...who wants kids anyway.

[cosmo105]

he wasn't much to look at. not an attractive guy whatsoever.

[CiaoBellaXO]

he wasn't much to look at. not an attractive guy whatsoever.

then he probably won't be getting any ass anyway.

[miss soul fire]

Maybe he's infertile. :o

[cosmo105]

then he wouldn't have to worry about the bum in the first place!

[miss soul fire]

What the hell does "up the bum" mean anyway??

[cosmo105]

echewta, you wanna take this one?

[fucktopgirl]

What the hell does "up the bum" mean anyway??


well,that mean right up the ass,in the asshole!
usually we talk about a penis,others people like other thing up there!
i guess the limit on that subject would be the imagination!

[Echewta]

nah, FTG pretty much covered it.

[Nuzzolese]

I mean come on...who wants kids anyway.

Exactly!

[CiaoBellaXO]

Exactly!

they would cut into my shoe allowance.

[Nuzzolese]

I don't delete your myspage messages!

[CiaoBellaXO]

I don't delete your myspage messages!

if you'd like to address this issue we need to discuss it in the appropriate thread.

[Nuzzolese]

if you'd like to address this issue we need to discuss it in the appropriate thread.

That's okay I don't feel like addressing it right now.

[DandyFop]

One of the other people I was hanging out with that night got pretty smashed and asked many ladies, along the pub crawl, if they agreed with that tshirt. I was ready for boyfriends/husbands/dentist to suddenly appear and beat the crap out of him but all of the ladies seemed to be ammused at his survey. He always said "Excuse me, do you (y) or (n) with 'Up the bum, no babies'?"

Man if I would have been there and been drunk I would have totally bugged the shit out of the guy wearing that shirt. What a fucking idiot.

[faz]

I work in a bar and often see guys wearing lame t-shirts like that, not as bad as that but still lame. Things like "you'll do" or "get your coat, you're pulled". And yet they are the guys that get the nice girls. I just dont understand.

[ms.peachy]

...but then, I'm often amazed at what swine get really nice women. It's amazing.

What do women want? A Project? Someone who helps them feel bad?

Sadly, yeah, there are a lot of women who do. Except in their minds they see themselves as the Beauty that will be able to tame the Beast, through the power of true love, or some other kind of crap like that. Remember that insertnamehere chick who used to post the daily soap opera of her life here? She was one of that sort.