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Paul Decktition
11-22-2005, 04:10 AM
As I haven't posted in months and months, I thought I would once again come back and say hello!
Now I need some help writing a story, so I will start it and then you continue.....

Once apon a time, not so long ago, In a place where all things were possible but didn't really exist, lived a guy who was 8 foot tall called......
ms.peachy
11-22-2005, 04:35 AM
Once apon a time, not so long ago, In a place where all things were possible but didn't really exist, lived a guy who was 8 foot tall called......
Shortie McShrimp.
TonsOfFun
11-22-2005, 06:05 AM
The End?

edit: Sorry that was a bit rude for people who wanted to continue. But At least I left a question Mark for a sequal :p

ok, to be continued...

...Shortie McShrimp...
discopants
11-22-2005, 06:13 AM
... who was addicted to sausages...
Freebasser
11-22-2005, 07:21 AM
...and fucking old ladies with no bowel control in the arse...
yeahwho
11-22-2005, 07:39 AM
...which is how he got his part in the acclaimed film "Das Gravy Boot"...
Paul Decktition
11-23-2005, 05:06 AM
One day, on Set, he made an amazing discovery.....
roosta
11-23-2005, 05:47 AM
he had an 80s homosexual pop group living in his stomach....
Paul Decktition
11-24-2005, 02:39 AM
He was not sure that he liked this, but decided to go with it.
Half way through filming the Director came up to him and said......
Monkertrol
11-24-2005, 10:09 AM
ehhhh you got any gum?
ms.peachy
11-24-2005, 10:17 AM
to which he replied, "Yes, but it's garlic flavoured."
fucktopgirl
11-24-2005, 10:22 AM
"what garlic flavour!"yelled the director
he became mad ,pulling his hair while swearing !

then the guy..
Lindsey_1535
11-24-2005, 10:22 AM
Pooped
TonsOfFun
11-24-2005, 10:23 AM
on the gum and wrapped it back up quickly before the director...
discopants
11-25-2005, 03:34 AM
... stuck it on Woody Harrelson's chair for fun...
Paul Decktition
11-28-2005, 07:07 AM
Woody sat down as everyone that had seen the gum being placed on his chair gasped,"What" he remarked as he..........
BroomHead
11-28-2005, 02:45 PM
...ejaculated...
TonsOfFun
11-28-2005, 02:53 PM
into the mouth of
Paul Decktition
11-29-2005, 08:05 AM
The one armed Dwarf who was getting ready to....
MagicCowboy
11-29-2005, 12:09 PM
... be born.
Paul Decktition
11-30-2005, 09:21 AM
With two anus's for a whole new sexual experience on film, the dwarf...........
TonsOfFun
11-30-2005, 09:27 AM
...ran away with the spoon...
Paul Decktition
12-01-2005, 03:04 AM
That belonged to Shortie McShrimp, he used the spoon for....
discopants
12-01-2005, 04:00 AM
... digging out of Guantanamo bay...
MagicCowboy
12-01-2005, 11:18 AM
... which is what Woody Harrelson called his stomach...
discopants
12-02-2005, 03:45 AM
... which was made out of hemp...
Freebasser
12-02-2005, 04:09 AM
...just like everything else, in this crazy, crazy world...
Paul Decktition
12-02-2005, 04:52 AM
Shortie Ran after the dwarf to get his spoon back, as he grabed him round the throat,he......
discopants
12-02-2005, 05:25 AM
... noticed the dwarf's clubfoot expanding...
Paul Decktition
12-02-2005, 09:44 AM
Shortie had been made aware of the dwarfs unique talent with his expanding club foot and started to worry that......
Yeti
12-02-2005, 11:00 AM
....shitting in his sock and smacking him in the face with the sock was not a good idea.
instigator7022
12-02-2005, 11:22 AM
After the sock incident, Shortie...
discopants
12-05-2005, 03:48 AM
... wanked into a tube of smarties...
MagicCowboy
12-05-2005, 05:54 AM
... which turned out to be a delicious combination. "Seeds 'n' Smarties", he called 'em...
instigator7022
12-05-2005, 12:04 PM
They appealed to more people than you would think and he made millions of dollars...
discopants
12-06-2005, 03:26 AM
...which he invested in small internet site that sold Courtney Love sex dolls...
Paul Decktition
12-04-2006, 05:47 AM
In the End......







*god have i really been gone from here that long* :D
Junker
12-04-2006, 07:59 AM
....he broke cause his Courtney dolls werent selling. So he decided to....
Lex Diamonds
12-04-2006, 08:10 AM
...go to Vegas and bet the remainder of his possessions on one spin of the roulette wheel, which incidentally was being operated by ex-boxer Muhammad Ali...