Favorite Lies You Tell

[BangkokB]

Mine's I won't cum in your mouth....It's the joke that keeps on giving and the look on their face when the deed is done is priceless

Hey, it's more harmless than saying "I'm a compassionate conservative"

[BangkokB]

Piss off people

I also say "I was out with the boys" at 4 AM

[Monkertrol]

i always tell people im smart

[Lex Diamonds]

I can't help telling people I'm a pathological liar.