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cerveza
11-22-2005, 04:43 PM
?

cookiepuss
11-22-2005, 05:11 PM
ok sure...well once in college, I denied having sexual relations with a guy that I actually did have relations with. (very breif relations mind you) The guy was a bit younger than me and alot less mature and he was beeing a real ass, braging about getting it on with me. So I told his friends he made the whole thing up. it was my word against his. it was a sleazy thing to do even though he kinda deserved it. So from then on I started to make better, non drunken choices, about who I got it on with.

Freebasser
11-22-2005, 05:17 PM
Your mother.

laurie_hammy
11-22-2005, 10:22 PM
ok sure...well once in college, I denied having sexual relations with a guy that I actually did have relations with. (very breif relations mind you) The guy was a bit younger than me and alot less mature and he was beeing a real ass, braging about getting it on with me. So I told his friends he made the whole thing up. it was my word against his. it was a sleazy thing to do even though he kinda deserved it. So from then on I started to make better, non drunken choices, about who I got it on with.

I wouldnt call that sleazy. Id say its more payback.

iceygirl
11-22-2005, 10:23 PM
i agree


try having a affair with a dude who is engaged

or

sleeping with your good friends crush


that is some sleazy shit

Monkertrol
11-22-2005, 10:41 PM
i think were all embarassed of what weve done,t hats why we arent sayin it

hitmonlee
11-23-2005, 02:51 AM
i went on a hens night when my bf at the time went on a bucks night. perth being the small town it is, we all ended up at the same nightclub. i dirty danced with the groom. (n)

DandyFop
11-23-2005, 03:33 AM
I had phone sex with a guy from online when I was still going out with another guy.

Oh and btw he found out about it because he broke into my email.

Egads. That was an awful thing to do to someone.

Justin
11-23-2005, 03:39 AM
im not proud of some of the things i done when i was younger.

I had sex with this girl for almost a month, when i started to talk to this other girl. When she finally came to my place, i went downstairs to let her in and their stood the other girl i had sex with, standing their with her arms crossed. It turns out that they were both best friends. I ended up losing 2 sex partners at the same time (n)

Yes I was a sleazeball

na§tee
11-23-2005, 04:39 AM
the ring on a can of frosty jack cider. blech. that certainly was a night to [not] remember!

Kid Presentable
11-23-2005, 11:58 AM
I fell naked out of a tree.




































Holding Binoculars.





















































In the afternoon.











































































At an old people's village. :o

Echewta
11-23-2005, 12:01 PM
frosty jack? Not scrumpy?

cosmo105
11-23-2005, 12:17 PM
had a guy come to meet me and make out/fool around in a parking lot.

while i was dating someone else.

twice.

each with a different guy.

:\


oh and then once in high school i was all hung up over this goth idiot and a kid that worshipped us all begged to spend the night at my house so he could go to this school dance, and i let him, and then i found out he had a crush on me and it was so sad because HIS date wouldn't dance with him all night and i wouldn't either so he sat in a corner and cried. when we got back to my house i was so frustrated with the guy i was trying to date that i made out with the other kid just to get it out of my system. ugh, he was so gross and unattractive. and it was kind of funny because he was terrified. he'd never been with a girl as aggressive as me before. hahaha.

the next day he tried to be all couple-y and sitting on my bed and stuff and i just told him "last night was a mistake and i want you to leave" and denied it ever happening. i never let him talk to me again. i didn't admit it to my friends until my birthday party this year when we were all really drunk and telling our worst secrets. hahaha :o

kll
11-23-2005, 12:35 PM
part of that story reminded me of 6th grade dances. and i was going to ask if that happened in 6th grade. but, i kept getting reminded that he spent the night, which makes it seem like you had to be older.

cosmo105
11-23-2005, 12:36 PM
7th grade, duh.

hah no i think it was junior year.

Loppfessor
11-23-2005, 07:57 PM
Oh man I got a ton of sleazy stories but off the top of my head.....I was at this party and hooked up with this girl there. So we started making out in one of the bathrooms then I remembered my buddy only lived like a block away so we went to his place. We did the deed and she passed out. I tried to wake her up she was pretty out. It was still early and I wanted to go back to the party so I got dressed and left. Well things had died down and most everyone had left to go to the club. There was this other girl there waiting for a taxi so the two of us started going at it on the couch. Meanwhile girl number 1 found her way back with a group of people returning from the club. She was pissed that I had left her at my friends place then got more pissed cus it was pretty obvious that girl 2 and I just had sex. I wound up taking girl 2 back to the same buddy's place and having some more sex.

paulb
11-23-2005, 08:04 PM
i once stuck my Peanut Butter sandwich in the face of a girl who was alergic to it... that was in the 2nd grade, if thats not sleaz i dont know what is.

befsquire
11-23-2005, 08:06 PM
when i was in college i had sex outside in a park with a fairly good looking dude named james bond.

solely because his name was james bond.

i checked his i.d.

fucktopgirl
11-23-2005, 09:57 PM
so the term"sleaziest"is always in connection with sex or what?
cuz if not

when i was 13years old,me and my friend just mess a guy kitchen(he was pretty much insane and try to touch us+was shiitng in his firestove)).so we mix relish with greendishsoap,salt with sugar,javel water on is carpet,spread dog shit in his balcony.....

the guy deserve it!
so this is a sleazy act?!

iceygirl
11-23-2005, 10:10 PM
so i guess it was like my friends 19th birthday and we were meeting up later at this dude's house and go party afterwards

she was running late, so im there at this guys house (she dug him, but not mutual, not that it really matters) but we were hanging out waiting for her, just smoking and talking. i start watching out the window for her and i can see that she is driving by (she had stalker kind of weirdo tendancies). we watched her drive by a couple times, and then she didnt answer her cell phone when i tried calling her. then the dude starts hitting on me and we totally end up messing around and having a long sorted flingamajig.

kind of sleazy starting up something with someone your friend is into, even if he isnt into her. *shrug* it was good times though. :P

QueenAdrock
11-23-2005, 10:20 PM
I'm not really sleazy but the one thing I can think of is making out with this guy that my friend sorta liked because I was in 9th grade and had never made out with a boy before. I pushed him off when he tried going to far and told him my friend liked him. Heh.

Loppfessor
11-23-2005, 10:39 PM
K I got another one. About 2 years ago I was sent to Ft. Walton Beach FL for a temporary duty down there for about two weeks. My brother told me he was seeing this girl down there and that she said she'd take me out and show me around. She turned out to be one of the sweetest, most beautiful girls I'd ever met in my life. Long story short we wound up spending all of our spare time together and had an amazing little fling. I tried to justify things in my head because I knew my brother was pretty much just using her and was seeing like 5 other girls at the time but in the end the guilt got to me. It is pretty sleazy though puttin my lil man where my brother's had been. Although had I met her first I mighta married that girl.

iceygirl
11-23-2005, 10:41 PM
anne lauren?

:P

Loppfessor
11-23-2005, 11:34 PM
anne lauren?

:P



BAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! ummm no but good one

Kid Presentable
11-23-2005, 11:35 PM
K I got another one. About 2 years ago I was sent to Ft. Walton Beach FL for a temporary duty down there for about two weeks. My brother told me he was seeing this girl down there and that she said she'd take me out and show me around. She turned out to be one of the sweetest, most beautiful girls I'd ever met in my life. Long story short we wound up spending all of our spare time together and had an amazing little fling. I tried to justify things in my head because I knew my brother was pretty much just using her and was seeing like 5 other girls at the time but in the end the guilt got to me. It is pretty sleazy though puttin my lil man where my brother's had been. Although had I met her first I mighta married that girl.

Did you put it in her bottom?

cosmo105
11-23-2005, 11:42 PM
ahh yes, once i went to a festival with my drama class (shut up) and my close friend had a huge, obsessive crush on a guy there. he barely knew who she was. i didn't really know him either, but he started spending a lot of time with me, in fact, the whole day we were together, and by the end of the night we were in a theater watching the winning schools and he and i were in the back row making out. my friend turned around and saw us and didn't speak to me for about a week. she got over it and joked about it in the end, but i don't think she ever completely forgave me for that...

fucktopgirl
11-23-2005, 11:44 PM
bicht :D

cosmo105
11-23-2005, 11:45 PM
he treated me like shit though so i guess that makes up for it :\

fucktopgirl
11-23-2005, 11:47 PM
hum maybe!


so that night that guy treat you like shit,man!

Loppfessor
11-24-2005, 12:11 AM
Did you put it in her bottom?


Sadly I did not....usually you have to know a girl longer than 2 weeks to put it in her butt

Tzar
11-24-2005, 02:43 AM
Oh man I got a ton of sleazy stories but off the top of my head.....I was at this party and hooked up with this girl there. So we started making out in one of the bathrooms then I remembered my buddy only lived like a block away so we went to his place. We did the deed and she passed out. I tried to wake her up she was pretty out. It was still early and I wanted to go back to the party so I got dressed and left. Well things had died down and most everyone had left to go to the club. There was this other girl there waiting for a taxi so the two of us started going at it on the couch. Meanwhile girl number 1 found her way back with a group of people returning from the club. She was pissed that I had left her at my friends place then got more pissed cus it was pretty obvious that girl 2 and I just had sex. I wound up taking girl 2 back to the same buddy's place and having some more sex.

(y)

na§tee
11-24-2005, 02:45 AM
frosty jack? Not scrumpy?
hah! i am glad you noticed my cider comment.
actually i am quite partial to a scrumpy jack. frosty jack, if you are not familiar with it, is horrible nasty chemical shit sold in bright blue bottles and cans and probably has no trace of apples in it. i believe you can also get them with redbull style energy stuff in it. cider and caffeine! PUT IT DOWN!
fyi my favourite cider is magners. yup.

Tzar
11-24-2005, 02:48 AM
i spose i should post one..

umm the latest one would be at my sister's party. i wasn't even supposed to be there. i ended up getting drunk and hooking up with two of her mates in my room just for fun, and then i was feeding another group of girls some alcohol and i got nice and flirty with one of them girls. she ended up licking my face twice?? that freaked me out a bit. then miss_bhaven pulled me away from that scene and told me that one of the other girls i hooked up with was getting upset cause i flirting with the one who licked my face.

yeah kinda seems a bit sleazy.

na§tee
11-24-2005, 02:53 AM
she ended up licking my face twice??
the question marks make this so much more funny yet disturbing.

Tzar
11-24-2005, 06:57 AM
the question marks make this so much more funny yet disturbing.
i really didn't know how to recieve it. it just reminded me of the rick james skit.

laurie_hammy
11-24-2005, 07:40 AM
i once stuck my Peanut Butter sandwich in the face of a girl who was alergic to it... that was in the 2nd grade, if thats not sleaz i dont know what is.

hahahahaHARSH !

cerveza
11-24-2005, 09:55 AM
for me it was probably
stealing madd weed from one of my housemates
i did this last month and i still feel pretty guilty
however,
she is loaded and pretty much the biggest weed lordes in new paltz
so be it

once i also maliciously made my mom cry coz i thought she deserved it

other than that im a fucking angel .