Entertain me

[Justin]

Im bored, anyone around here tonight? Message me, talk to me, do something.

Yo speak up!

[Monkertrol]

im also bored

[Justin]

Your in the right place. I'm just waitin to get sleepy myself.

[Justin]

so hows it goin?

[Monkertrol]

ehhh its alright, had a rather confusing talk with the girlfriend tonight.... just waiting for thanksgiving i guess. you?

[cosmo105]

i still don't know why joel took it down but hey, that's his perogative (http://users.wolfcrews.com/toys/vikings/)

[Bob]

i still don't know why joel took it down but hey, that's his perogative (http://users.wolfcrews.com/toys/vikings/)

i think it's because led zeppelin (or rather their lawyers) politely asked him to

[Justin]

Girls are always confusing, it only continues to get worse as you get older. Especially around holidays.

I'm driving home tomorrow (3 hours) which more than likely will be in the freakin snow (which im really looking forward to :rolleyes: )

I am looking forward in seeing the family again though

[Monkertrol]

ahhahaha i love it

[cosmo105]

funk dat. viking kittens deserve to be immortalized in all their internet glory.

[Monkertrol]

yea man... im staying here in minnesota til the day after thanksgiving then flying out to michigan to be with her, and i think shes just really stressed out about the holiday

[Justin]

Never thought led zeppelin would be part of this post, but thats cool.

Im sure your g/f will be fine til after thanksgiving, at least she will have her family to be with, better than being alone.

I like having no serious g/f at the moment and I like the fact i have my own apartment, im sure it would be different though without the stress of college work.

[Justin]

For some reason while watching that video with the critter viking thing, i couldnt help think about the minnesota vikings boat sex scandal.

[Justin]

I mixed alcohal with ephedrine tonight, depressants my ass!

[Monkertrol]

ok im out for the night, i gotta sleep.... and this trolling 4 different message boards isnt helping

[Justin]

yea same here. Have a safe trip

[Justin]

well not the sleep part, im still wide awake.

[hitmonlee]

i would also like some entertainment for the last 1 hour and 35 minutes i have left of work.

maybe i'll pay some bills online or something. w00

[Justin]

engineering position?

[mickill]

i still don't know why joel took it down but hey, that's his perogative (http://users.wolfcrews.com/toys/vikings/)

It's cool as long as they never touch this (http://www.rathergood.com/hedgehogs/) one or 'We Like The Moon' which are, to me, unparalleled paradigmatic emblems of truly lowbrow moronic entertainment at it's absolute finest.

[Monkertrol]

ok so earlier i lied

[hitmonlee]

engineering position?

me? no. humble receptionist.

here i'll give you a transcript of a call i just had

episode VII: receptionist wars

me: good afternoon, amy speaking
her: what's your managers name
me: may i ask who is calling
her: just tell me your manager's name
me: well i like to know who is calling before i give my managers name out
her: meg. WHAT IS YOUR MANAGERS NAME
me: where are you calling from meg?
her: I WANT YOUR MANAGER'S NAME
me: i'm sorry i need to know where you are calling from before i give out that information
her: subiaco
me: City of Subiaco?
her: yes (but she didn't say yes very convincingly)
me: please hold one moment
(i go to get my boss so that he can yell at her for being a rude bitch, when he picks up, she is gone )

stupid biatch.


paid my bills.
now i got $300 to last me until the 6th of december
monthy pay is a killer
i'll be living poor
no alcomahol for me :(

[Justin]

haha...are you abusing the message board? We can get you help

[Justin]

me? no. humble receptionist.

here i'll give you a transcript of a call i just had

episode VII: receptionist wars

me: good afternoon, amy speaking
her: what's your managers name
me: may i ask who is calling
her: just tell me your manager's name
me: well i like to know who is calling before i give my managers name out
her: meg. WHAT IS YOUR MANAGERS NAME
me: where are you calling from meg?
her: I WANT YOUR MANAGER'S NAME
me: i'm sorry i need to know where you are calling from before i give out that information
her: subiaco
me: City of Subiaco?
her: yes (but she didn't say yes very convincingly)
me: please hold one moment
(i go to get my boss so that he can yell at her for being a rude bitch, when he picks up, she is gone )

stupid biatch.


paid my bills.
now i got $300 to last me until the 6th of december
monthy pay is a killer
i'll be living poor
no alcomahol for me :(

Theres always a way to have alcohal

[Monkertrol]

onoes youll have to steal some booze

[hitmonlee]

Theres always a way to have alcohal

i suppose i'll just spend money i don't technically have.
and there's still some alcohol in the fridge.
just no going to the pub with friends for a few weeks. getting there, drinking, and a taxi home usually adds up to over $50.

[Justin]

Im a great driver while under the influence, i just dont go over-over board with the drinking.

We always have specials here during the week so its always cheap to drink. Especially Import night (y)

[Monkertrol]

whatever its always cheaper to just buy a bottle of cheap booze and drink alone hiding in the basement... or atleast thats what i hear

[Justin]

I dont think i would ever do that. I never drink alone unless im eating wings or something. I gotta have entertainment and people to argue with about sports

[Monkertrol]

ahaha yea drinking alone is about as bad as it gets...

[hitmonlee]

Im a great driver while under the influence, i just dont go over-over board with the drinking.

We always have specials here during the week so its always cheap to drink. Especially Import night (y)

although i am oldish (24) i haven't learnt to drive yet, so driving under the influence is not even something i could attempt.

drinking the cheap spirits at home is ok. as long as i keep away from my phone and dont text message the ex.

[Justin]

I hear middle aged women do that alot

[Justin]

although i am oldish (24) i haven't learnt to drive yet, so driving under the influence is not even something i could attempt.

drinking the cheap spirits at home is ok. as long as i keep away from my phone and dont text message the ex.


I always think about my previous relationships and sex partners when drinkin and only while drinking for some reason. Your not oldish, im 23, i feel fine

Hope work is going well ;)

[hitmonlee]

well oldish in relation to the fact i haven't learnt to drive yet. :(
im scared of the roads and the vehicles and flashy lights and signs

[Justin]

I guess if those things would cause you to wreck if you did drive, its better you dont have your license. (y)

[Justin]

This chick from australia (she has to be really young) is telling me that she really hates the beastie boys in this chat room. Its fun to listen to sometimes

[hitmonlee]

day.nearly.over.
thanks for helping me kill time :)

where's she from exactly?
teens aren't really into them much, a bit before their time i think

[Justin]

I really didnt think to ask her that? I told her to suck on my left nut sack when she had no facts or even opinions to back up her thoughts.

[hitmonlee]

good work, young dumb chicks are only good for sucking on the left part of the nutsack (y)

[Justin]

yea and not the right cause thats the 'special' side hehe.

I had a job once dealing with people over the phone..telemarketing actually. I hated it, i once called this guy who was like a satan worshiper and he called me everything in the book and preached and preached and he couldnt understand why i just laughed at him.

[miss pie]

Wanna' hear what I do? I dress men for a living...no shit! They come in, I decide what to make them try on, then tell them how hot they look in it...

(Then I go home and laugh and think how awful some of them look in their purple polos)
Evil, I know - I wouldn't do it to a Beastie fan though!

[Freebasser]

*takes off clothes*

[jackrock]

ill dance for you...





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: D/-<

[kleptomaniac]

ill dance for you...





: D-<
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it's crazy how your eyes just float in the air like that...


:eek:

[jackrock]

it's crazy how your eyes just float in the air like that...


:eek:
i had to put a space in between it or else it would be... :D/<