~Love the World~

[~Christ~]

Suggestions, recommendations to help save the world and yourself....

Clean air, clean water, rivers and streams, lucious trees full of moisture, thick green leaves...


1.) Try to avoid using animal products, eat less food.
2.) Take az little az possible from Mom (The Earth)
Use as little gas as possible, use bio-diesel, car pool, ride a bicycle or walk, conserve electricity, turn lights off when you walk out of the room. Plant flowers and trees. Recycle.
3.) Be positive, love one another, love everyone, treat each other with kindness no matter what. No matter of any kind of difference (appearance, thoughts, views, financial status, religion, beliefs or lack thereof, etc...)
4.) Give thanks and be grateful for all and everything. Everyone and everything matters.

The Earth

The land

The air

For all to share

Enough for everyone

Its only fair

It takes everyone

For all to care

Zzz......

I work for nothing

Its no work, its responsibility

To give to you

Everything you need

Love, support, family, understanding, kindness, sympathy, food, shelter, clothing

A place for you to do whatever you like to do

The rest is up to you

I ask for nothing in return

A place for you to learn...

A place for you to be happy and free....

The sweetest dream.....

Zzz......

[TonsOfFun]

See, the problem with bio-diesel is that it's already used some fossil fuels and released carbon into the atmosphere to get to that stage. It's not as bad as normal petrol and not discouraging using it. But it wouldn't be a sustainable fuel for the future.

A better way would probably be Alcohol cars like Brasil, but then a lot of space is needed to make sugar so they cut down the rain forest to make room. So, it's all pretty fucked really. I would say not mention alternative fuels at all and just push the cycling and walking. Because I beleive people would use the excuse of bio-fuels as a reason not to cycle or walk at all.

I can't beleive I'm given advice to Christ. Otherwise it's all good advice.

Oh, and thanks for dieing for our sins all them years ago, that was really really really nice of you.

[alexandra]

eat less food.
i'll die if i do that.

[abcdefz]

1.) Try to avoid using animal products
2.) Take az little az possible from Mom (The Earth)




Wow, Christ. Awful misspellings and bad theology. :)

[Echewta]

JT Christ!

[voltanapricot]

Fitter, happier, more productive,
comfortable,
not drinking too much,
regular exercise at the gym
(3 days a week),
getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries,
at ease,
eating well
(no more microwave dinners and saturated fats),
a patient better driver,
a safer car
(baby smiling in back seat),
sleeping well
(no bad dreams),
no paranoia,
careful to all animals
(never washing spiders down the plughole),
keep in contact with old friends
(enjoy a drink now and then),
will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall),
favors for favors,
fond but not in love,
charity standing orders,
on Sundays ring road supermarket
(no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants),
car wash
(also on Sundays),
no longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows
nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate,
nothing so childish - at a better pace,
slower and more calculated,
no chance of escape,
now self-employed,
concerned (but powerless),
an empowered and informed member of society
(pragmatism not idealism),
will not cry in public,
less chance of illness,
tires that grip in the wet
(shot of baby strapped in back seat),
a good memory,
still cries at a good film,
still kisses with saliva,
no longer empty and frantic like a cat tied to a stick,
that's driven into frozen winter shit
(the ability to laugh at weakness),
calm,
fitter,
healthier and more productive
a pig in a cage on antibiotics.

[Sinistar]

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwwwwwwwwwww

[kleptomaniac]

normally i wouldn't listen but...

YOU'RE CHRIST! HOW CAN I NOT?????!!!

(u'd have to be a waaaay messed up person...)
see post above


:rolleyes: :)

[Kid Presentable]

I'm speechless.

Christ, how do I become a better person?

[kleptomaniac]

Christ, how do I become a better person?

if you need to ask Him...u prolly don't deserve to know :rolleyes:

[TonsOfFun]

what if he/she is already the best person they can be but want to be elevated to saint status or something - sub human!

[wanton wench]

oh christ!

[P of R]

Hi Mr. Christ McAlias.

[Kid Presentable]

if you need to ask Him...u prolly don't deserve to know :rolleyes:

I probably don't. You can understand my disappointment.

[fucktopgirl]

oh i get it know
its jesus christ speaking to us,he wanted to come and chat withbf members!
nice of you :D

so how god is doing?

[Echewta]

Don't take my heart, don't break my heart, dont, dont, dont throw it away.

[Kid Presentable]

so how god is doing?

I'll bet any money The Lord is suspicious of J.C getting on the internet all the time.

There's a war on terror in Heaven too.

[kleptomaniac]

Don't take my heart, don't break my heart, dont, dont, dont throw it away.

is this your rendition of "achey breaky heart"....???

:eek: (!)

[Kid Presentable]

Billy Ray spends all of that song talking to his body parts. But he never talks to his knob.

Surely it would have something relevant to say.

[CJM]

Jesus H Christ, i've always wanted to know this. what does the "H" stand for in your middle name?

[kleptomaniac]

Jesus H Christ, i've always wanted to know this. what does the "H" stand for in your middle name?

it doesn't stand for anything...

like the "s" in harry s truman :rolleyes:

[Kid Presentable]

omg......literally.

So can I ask a question.....why do you allow hate, murder and corruption in the world?

huh?

For fucks' sake, he won't answer that! Offer a lifestyle question first.


Christ, do you wear sneakers nowadays?

[kleptomaniac]

geez, why don't they just put a "dear god" column in the newspaper? :rolleyes:

[Kid Presentable]

geez, why don't they just put a "dear god" column in the newspaper? :rolleyes:

Shut up. It likes you. Give me a chance! Make room for others!

[kleptomaniac]

Shut up. It likes you. Give me a chance! Make room for others!

translation, plz

[fucktopgirl]

I'll bet any money The Lord is suspicious of J.C getting on the internet all the time.

There's a war on terror in Heaven too.

but i am confuse right now,heaven not suppose to be all angel and naked women and men doing it in a peaceful atmosphere :D

[Kid Presentable]

but i am confuse right now,heaven not suppose to be all angel and naked women and men doing it in a peaceful atmosphere :D

In heaven you get beer delivered.

Actually, do you keep your genitals in heaven?

[fucktopgirl]

In heaven you get beer delivered.

Actually, do you keep your genitals in heaven?

i hope so!if not what are we going to do?
play curling!

[kleptomaniac]

Obscenities Uttered by Jesus Christ


"Dad damn you."

"Holy Mom, mother of me."

"Dad."

"Myself almighty."

"Good me."

"Me, Mom, and Mom's husband ..."

"Me."