So does oral sex count? [Archive] - Beastie Boys Message Board

DandyFop

11-23-2005, 05:02 PM

I know this has been talked about but I'm thinking, personally when I think of the number of males I've done it with, I don't include guys that I didn't have intercourse with, even if we had oral sex. Hmm.

mp-seventythree

11-23-2005, 05:03 PM

I've only had oral sex with people I've also had sex with, so I don't know if it counts or not.

ToucanSpam

11-23-2005, 05:04 PM

Count it.

fucktopgirl

11-23-2005, 05:05 PM

count for what,sex?yes but its oral sex!

DandyFop

11-23-2005, 05:07 PM

I'm saying, if someone said to you "How many guys have you slept with?" would you include ones that you had only had oral sex with?

I need this for a job application.

paulb

11-23-2005, 05:09 PM

When you got Dandy Floppage goin on. no it doesnt count.

fucktopgirl

11-23-2005, 05:10 PM

I'm saying, if someone said to you "How many guys have you slept with?" would you include ones that you had only had oral sex with?

I need this for a job application.

what kind of job application need to know yoyr sex life>? :D

DandyFop

11-23-2005, 05:11 PM

When you got Dandy Floppage goin on. no it doesnt count.

? I have no idea what that meant - did you just turn into Skye?

paulb

11-23-2005, 05:11 PM

what kind of job application need to know yoyr sex life>? :D

shes applying to be a hooker.

DandyFop

11-23-2005, 05:13 PM

yay...another Dandy thread about sex....what a surprise.

is that this sarcasm thing I'm hearing about these days? You wear it well.

Mr_Complex

11-23-2005, 05:14 PM

shes applying to be a hooker.

Yes, and you were obviously the only person thinking that, Mr Originality.

paulb

11-23-2005, 05:16 PM

? I have no idea what that meant - did you just turn into Skye?

No, i coined that phrase a few weeks ago. Ive seen your username DandyFop often, but i always thought it was DandyFlop. So as a joke with my friends i busted out the term, DandyFloppage for when you dont have a boner, kinda limp, you know...might sound awkward but it was rather funny.

paulb

11-23-2005, 05:17 PM

Yes, and you were obviously the only person thinking that, Mr Originality.

would a Government Sales Clerk, been more original? (monica lewinski was a gov sales clerk)

DandyFop

11-23-2005, 05:17 PM

You and your friends have a new term for flaccid dicks because of my user name?

If only I could be so influential in all areas of my life.

mickill

11-23-2005, 05:17 PM

I know this has been talked about but....
Yes. Yes, it has.

They count as half points. Everybody should know that. If you're in a serious relationship, they're probably something you should tell the other person about. If you don't, then you're probably just a lying bitch.

I'm not bitter. I hope she's doing well.

That lying bitch.

paulb

11-23-2005, 05:19 PM

You and your friends have a new term for flaccid dicks because of my user name?

If only I could be so influential in all areas of my life.

thats one way to put it. be proud.

DandyFop

11-23-2005, 05:19 PM

It's not like a pressing matter, that I'm worried about tell it to some guy (no dating, no dating, no dating for a while), I was just curious.

If that half points thing is how it goes I guess I need to refigure some digits.

QueenAdrock

11-23-2005, 05:20 PM

I've only had oral sex with people I've also had sex with, so I don't know if it counts or not.

Me too.

miss soul fire

11-23-2005, 05:22 PM

Sex is sex no matter what.

I can't understand how people do it. I mean, getting oral sex is one thing, but doing it...well...I couldn't do it. Okay, maybe if I really loved the guy, really loved him and just to please him so he wouldn't tell me later that I did nothing for him!

DroppinScience

11-23-2005, 05:22 PM

My understanding is this...

Before Clinton administration = it counted
During and after Clinton administration = doesn't count

I think that's in his Presidential Library...

Parkey

11-23-2005, 05:41 PM

Mouth cancer! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3485158.stm)

paul jones

11-23-2005, 05:44 PM

Mouth cancer! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3485158.stm)

fuckin hell, they don't want you to have no fun these days!

I say fuck what the scientists say and let's all smoke,drink and lick cunts!

DipDipDive

11-23-2005, 05:45 PM

It's hard for me to say because I've never not had sex with someone I've gone down on. I guess that if I gave a guy oral and didn't engage is the sessual intercourse with him, I wouldn't consider it sex. But if it were the other way around and he performed oral on me without having the coitus, I would consider it sex, probably because I feel as though there's a lot more intimacy involved with oral sex being performed on the vagina-having party. That may be a contradiction, but it makes sense to me, so fuck you.

TurdBerglar

11-23-2005, 05:50 PM

well if you really want to be technical, if you can't get pregnant from it then it's not sex

DipDipDive

11-23-2005, 05:52 PM

well if you really want to be technical, if you can't get pregnant from it then it's not sex

omg buttsecks lololol

TurdBerglar

11-23-2005, 05:53 PM

you ok there?

DipDipDive

11-23-2005, 05:55 PM

Yeah dude I'm cool. I'm a little giddy tonight because I can't wait to celebrate our collective American fatness tomorrow.

TurdBerglar

11-23-2005, 05:56 PM

what this "our" bullshit?

TurdBerglar

11-23-2005, 06:57 PM

so you were like 18 and she was like 13?

Echewta

11-23-2005, 07:22 PM

Freebasser

11-23-2005, 07:27 PM

A train hits a busload of catholic schoolgirls and they all perish. They all wind up outside Heaven trying to enter the pearly gates which are monitored by St.Peter.

St.Peter asks the first girl, "Karen, have you ever had any contact with a man's penis?"

She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."

St.Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate"

St.Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Mandy have you ever had any contact with a man's penis?"

The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one."

St.Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."

All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion among the girls and one girl pushes her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line, St.Peter says "Sharon! What seems to be the rush?"

The girl replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Mandy sticks her arse in it!"'

TurdBerglar

11-23-2005, 07:29 PM

HAHAHAHA

King PSYZ

11-23-2005, 08:23 PM

i say your past is your past and leave it at that.

paulb

11-23-2005, 08:29 PM

hahaha, funny joke.

GetYourWarOn

11-23-2005, 10:48 PM

it probably should count, but ummm...i dont' think it does.

hitmonlee

11-24-2005, 02:30 AM

i don't count oral sex in my number of guys i've had sex with, but sometimes it seems irrational. like if i go down on him and he goes down on me and for some reason we don't have sex - that's more sexual than some dude just sticking his dick in and leaving it at that.

do you count guys who've been in you but haven't come due to them being too drunk?

would a guy count a girl who he has stuck his dick in, regardless of coming or not, as someone he has "had sex with"?

i agree, pressing issues here.

ericlee

11-24-2005, 02:31 AM

I think it counts. Anything that could break a marriage. Being married and having a blowjob on the side could and most likely will end the marraige.

So yeah, I would say it counts.

DandyFop

11-24-2005, 02:59 AM

I'm not sure why telling someone you had sex with 10, 50, 2000 people matters much.
If someone asks someone they really care about how many times they did certain sexual things with other people, you have some issues.

I would never ask and if they told me I would be like "LALALALALALALALALALALALALALA" and think about all of the random women who blew me on the way to dinner and such.

Gah! People, I'm not SAYING that I have the need to tell someone about my (pretty fucking innocent) past. I was just WONDERING if to other people, the act of oral sex classifies. I'm not asking so I can put it on a fucking t-shirt, christ.

ericlee

11-24-2005, 03:01 AM

I'm not asking so I can put it on a fucking t-shirt, christ.

Dandy blew off 50 guys and all she got was...... you know the rest

TonsOfFun

11-24-2005, 03:06 AM

It is estimated that up to a fifth of women aged 18 to 22 in the UK carry a variety of HPV.

There is some fucking whores in the UK...

I hate hearing how many guys my other half has slept with. I'm only interested when in the amount of guys while we've been going out.

This thread reminds me of clerks. "My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks" "In a Row?"

haha

DandyFop

11-24-2005, 03:13 AM

I can't remember how many girls this dude had slept with, but it was an alarming amount, and most from the time he went to college in the UK.

Come on Brits, wassup wit dat?

venusvenus123

11-24-2005, 03:24 AM

yes dandy, we're nation of sluts... apart from me that is.

There is some fucking whores in the UK...

are you serious?

and yes oral sex counts as sex.

and no i have never faked an orgasm.

and how can a guy actually fake an orgasm?? if there's no juice, it's pretty obvious.

all current sex threads in one post....

TonsOfFun

11-24-2005, 04:57 AM

are you serious?

Just going on the quote in the article someone posted about 18 to 22 year olds. I suppose if the UK was full of sluts I'd get more :o

ms.peachy

11-24-2005, 05:09 AM

There is some fucking whores in the UK...

Oh seriously, do you you think they all got it from eachother?

Or that they all slept with the 1 same guy?

come on now...

alexandra

11-24-2005, 08:14 AM

of course it counts. :confused:

synch

11-24-2005, 08:50 AM

and how can a guy actually fake an orgasm?? if there's no juice, it's pretty obvious.
For a gay man faking an orgasm is easy, you just spit on the guys' back.

TonsOfFun

11-24-2005, 09:52 AM

Oh seriously, do you you think they all got it from eachother?

Or that they all slept with the 1 same guy?

come on now...

t'was a joke yo :o

TurdBerglar

11-24-2005, 09:56 AM

that joan river's quote is great!

ms.peachy

11-24-2005, 10:01 AM

t'was a joke yo :o
I know, I'm just yankin' your chain.

Although I understand that the girls in Newcastle are all pretty slutty. They look pretty slutty, anyway. I remember we went up there one Feb with our mate Brent who's from there, and we were out that night and it was fookin' freeeeeezing and yet all of the girls were wearing, oh, pretty much nothing. Mr.p at one point turned to Brent and said "So, like, are all the women whores here, or what?"

TonsOfFun

11-24-2005, 10:04 AM

Newcastle lasses and lads are hard as nails. It's always cold there and they can take the cold. If you ever see Newcastle Utd play in mid January, everyone has their shirts off.

beastieangel01

11-24-2005, 12:57 PM

i say your past is your past and leave it at that.

pretty much. If the subject comes up between friends and stuff I've share with them in the past. If I'm dating someone I wouldn't tell them. It shouldn't really matter.

Echewta

11-25-2005, 11:49 AM

Gah! People, I'm not SAYING that I have the need to tell someone about my (pretty fucking innocent) past. I was just WONDERING if to other people, the act of oral sex classifies. I'm not asking so I can put it on a fucking t-shirt, christ.

Easy cowgirl. I assumed it was to clarify when you should scratch the notch in your bed post with your trusty pocket knife.

I have a fucking t-shirt too. Thats funny. Usually when its cold and the blankets aren't working, I'll wear it.

tulla

11-25-2005, 11:58 AM

i refuse to give head to guys i'm not dating.

Echewta

11-25-2005, 12:18 PM

you are no fun tulla.

Documad

11-27-2005, 08:18 PM

I still don't understand the purpose of the question, but of course it counts.

For a legal reference: If non consentual or with someone under age or mentally impaired, etc., it's felony criminal sexual conduct (rape). So is a hand job.

I have a friend who thinks sex doesn't count if it's with another person of the same gender. That counts too. ;)

DroppinScience

11-27-2005, 08:21 PM

Documad

11-27-2005, 08:28 PM

Yeah, but then nonconsentual touching over clothes in the genital area can count too, so a legal reference might not be what Dandy is looking for.

There were defendants who would admit to a rape while thinking it's not rape because there was no penis/vagina penetration, and that was always hilarious.

DroppinScience

11-27-2005, 10:27 PM

Yeah, but then nonconsentual touching over clothes in the genital area can count too, so a legal reference might not be what Dandy is looking for.

I think I'm just gonna do what any Republican who is out of ideas always does: blame Clinton. :p

Admittedly, I was pretty young and we never exactly had conversations in elementary school (under the first Bush administration and the early years of Clinton's administration) over whether oral sex "counts," but it wasn't until the whole Lewinsky affair that oral sex became this whole grey area.

Before Clinton said that oral sex "is not sex," I thought it pretty unambiguous
that it "was sex." Then when the President said otherwise, it was as if overnight it ceased to count. I actually remember polls saying most people thought it was sex and then all of a sudden nobody was so sure anymore.

Our world dramatically changed and this thread is indicative of our collective anxiety over whether getting blowed means you had sex. :eek:

Rancid_Beasties

11-27-2005, 10:40 PM

Yeah that Clinton thing is interesting. As far as my own opinion, well I'm not the one night stand type so I dont really have an opinion. I mean I dont think I would want to have oral sex with a girl I wasnt in a relationship with. And if I was in a relationship and for some reason we didnt have normal sex, just oral, well then I guess I'd still count it because we were in a relationship after all. But I dont really feel the need to tell my girlfriends about all my past relationships other than to inform her about a couple of the more serious girlfriends. Who really wants to hear all the nitty gritty details...to me its a bit obsessive and creepy.

TAL

11-27-2005, 10:45 PM

If DandyFop gave me a blowjob I would count it.

DandyFop

11-28-2005, 12:13 AM

That's one of the creepiest things you've ever said Thomas...

I asked my friends the other day, one said yes, the other no. They are both virgins (in every sense).

So would those of you who said it does count as sex, do you think someone's virginity is caput once they have oral sex? Obviously, in the physical sense of the hymen breaking and all that yada, it's not, but you know what I mean. Like, with my boyfriend near the end of high school, we never had intercourse, but we fooled around up to that point.
But I never considered him my "first time".

It's just an interesting subject to me. I agree that oral sex can be much more intimate than actual intercourse.

TurdBerglar

11-28-2005, 12:15 AM

so what goes through a females mind the first time a dude busts in her mouth?

yeahwho

11-28-2005, 12:17 AM

I've heard that aural sex can be quite painful, but oral sex, you know, just talking and stuff shouldn't count.

DandyFop

11-28-2005, 12:23 AM

so what goes through a females mind the first time a dude busts in her mouth?

I wouldn't know.

Anyways, I used to think oral sex was dirty talk. I know a few people who did. Because when I heard it I would think about oral presentations we did in class, and how they were just talking. Smart kid.

TAL

11-28-2005, 12:27 AM

That's one of the creepiest things you've ever said Thomas...
Not really.

Anyway, it had to do with your question.

yeahwho

11-28-2005, 12:30 AM

I wouldn't know.

Anyways, I used to think oral sex was dirty talk. I know a few people who did. Because when I heard it I would think about oral presentations we did in class, and how they were just talking. Smart kid.

It's my belief that if you even think about sex it counts, let alone vocalize it. I break a thousand by lunch everyday, easy.