why do imagrants always have bad breath?

[TurdBerglar]

and how long do they have to be here until their breath stops reeking? the japanese never have bad breath though.

[fucktopgirl]

what the fuck is a imagrant

[TurdBerglar]

you

[paulb]

its the hick way of writing immigrant

[fucktopgirl]

you

hahah and you too fucker!

[TurdBerglar]

oh well

[ToucanSpam]

I never noticed ths, but I assume some jackass will tell them to stop eating smelly foreign food...


..It's hard thinking like Turd sometimes. I can't go back to Neanderthal.

[TurdBerglar]

why are you always so pissy

[Monkertrol]

ummm its just personal hygene habits from other countries i suppose?

[fucktopgirl]

its the hick way of writing immigrant


or to not be able to write it

but who am i to say that!

[paulb]

or to not be able to write it

but who am i to say that!

(i was secretly thinkin that too)

[TurdBerglar]

ummm its just personal hygene habits from other countries i suppose?


well they need to learn to brush their fuckn' teeth.

you're not in your villiage anymore, asshole. the smell of the mule doesn't mask the stench wafting from your mouth anymore.

[paul jones]

fuckin yeah! I can't wait to get Star Wars Battlefront 2

[TurdBerglar]

i bet the british have fucked up breath too

[synch]

I like how you get all xenophobe but most likely are unable to spell it.

[TurdBerglar]

you mean the thing that you hit with the mallet to play music?

[paul jones]

i bet the british have fucked up breath too

some of them yeah

there's some bloke at work who when he talks you turn your head cos his breath is like what Jabba the Hutt's farts must smell like or Pepe Le Pew after he's eaten dogshit.

it's really tempting to just tell them but they might be a psycho and their head might explode,which would be good cos it'd be one less hallitosis bitch we gotta worry about (y)

[synch]

That cracked me up but I'm not sure you were joking.

[TurdBerglar]

yeah im always turning into musical instruments, fuckn' weirdo

[laurie_hammy]

i bet the british have fucked up breath too

Ill put $2000 on you having bad breathe.

[TurdBerglar]

no

i don't even get b.o.

[fucktopgirl]

hahaha irony

[laurie_hammy]

no

i don't even get b.o.

Oh yeah of course you wouldnt cause you have never said your greasy.

[synch]

yeah im always turning into musical instruments, fuckn' weirdo
Xylophone (http://www.learningwithtoys.com/images2/Xylophone.jpg)

Xenophobe (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=xenophobe)

[TurdBerglar]

well my grease smells like frying butter. who doesn't like the smell of frying butter

[TurdBerglar]

Xylophone (http://www.learningwithtoys.com/images2/Xylophone.jpg)

Xenophobe (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=xenophobe)


fuck you foreigner. get the fuck out of here

[synch]

Oh you xylophone you.

[paul jones]

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/patrick+moore

[fucktopgirl]

well my grease smells like frying butter. who doesn't like the smell of frying butter


euh like a lot of girl maybe!i think its rare a girl who want to kiss a pound of butter!

[TurdBerglar]

how is this offensive?

[paul jones]

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/patrick+moore

[TurdBerglar]

haha

what the fuck

[paulb]

that was awesome Paul!

[ericlee]

you know, the middle easterns. You kinda wonder which is worse, their breath or their b.o. Their b.o. is so bad sometimes, it smells like they've been gang banging a dead camel that's been bloating in the hot sun for 3 weeks.

[fucktopgirl]

what the fuck is b.o.

[TurdBerglar]

even the profesional ones, ericlee?

[ericlee]

the ones in the states don't from what I've noticed so far but when you go there, it's pretty foul. Even the professional ones do and they just try to mask it with as much cologne as they can but it doesn't work.

[fucktopgirl]

what the fuck is b.o.

[TurdBerglar]

buttock oxidation

[ericlee]

booty orifice

[ericlee]

bloated orka

[fucktopgirl]

ha i see the light!

in french"puer du cul"

as cul=butt

[ericlee]

she still doesn't get it.

boiled onions

[fucktopgirl]

ok

brainless optic

[laurie_hammy]

what the fuck is b.o.

Body Odor is ze Correct Answer

[Tzar]

what the fuck is a imagrant
you
lol material right there.

[synch]

He's x-th generation immigrant, she probably isn't. Her family might have lived where she does for generations but mr Bergler is from Italian descent.

[fucktopgirl]

well i am a immigrant form france,my descendant are prostitute and thief!
But this happen a couple of hundred of years ago :D


i also have viking blood along my father blood line!

[TurdBerglar]

He's x-th generation immigrant, she probably isn't. Her family might have lived where she does for generations but mr Bergler is from Italian descent.


im irish french and italian. my family has been over here since my great grandparents on both sides came over. so i think my family has been here since the late 1800's.

[cerveza]

why are you so prejudice?

[TurdBerglar]

what's prejudice have to do with immigrants haveing bad breath?

[cerveza]

everything.

[TurdBerglar]

it's not my fault is seems that immigrants have a disproportionally large population of bad breath fuckers than the normal population. it's probably a fact!

[cerveza]

ima hope this whole thread is a joke,
like most things here
but seriously, like you could ever know that.
ok im done

[TurdBerglar]

i come across a lot of immigrants. what the hell is your problem

[monkey]

people like turd make the rest of america look bad to the entire world.

[TurdBerglar]

you must have bad breath

[synch]

You usually embrace your assholishness, do it now and you'll look all the better for it.

You'll be an asshole but might look slightly less like an idiot.

[mickill]

word (http://www.sarangi.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Images/Various/banjo.jpeg)

[TurdBerglar]

i would never wear pants that short, dickhead

[fucktopgirl]

what about the hat!

[zippo]

turds a magician, he can do magic

[fucktopgirl]

so turd what kind of magic you do then?

[kleptomaniac]

so turd what kind of magic you do then?

bet it's not as good as david blaine

[fucktopgirl]

yes i doubts it :D

man that guy is freak!i am shure you see is show,you know that levitation thing,i really doubts it,he is a master of illusion !

[kleptomaniac]

^^^he's awesome




penn and teller, too (y)


me loves them :)

[fucktopgirl]

did you see that when he was inside a ice cube,he stay there for like 48 hours ,i think.Man ,the guy was in total hypothermia! (y)

[kleptomaniac]

did you see that when he was inside a ice cube,he stay there for like 48 hours ,i think.Man ,the guy was in total hypothermia! (y)

i got chills

(no pun intended)

[TurdBerglar]

so turd what kind of magic you do then?


i can pull binary code out of zippo's twat

[fucktopgirl]

i got chills

(no pun intended)


or the time he stand in timequare on a poll high like hell,he could just stand up,he manage to stay there like 30 something hours(its not acurate),the finaly,he jump in a pill of box!
crazy dude.
i am shure i would meet that guy,he could do anything with me,,in bed,hehehe!

[kleptomaniac]

^^^i thought he wuz gonna snap his neck! :eek:




...in bed how many hours? :D

break a record! woo!

[fucktopgirl]

yea ,finaly that tough of being in bed with him is kinda scary :D

pain the next day!the guy just stay hard for like 35 hours!

[kleptomaniac]

the lucky girl who gets to sleep with david blaine... :rolleyes:


:eek: (!)

[fucktopgirl]

so anyway do you believe in is levitation shit?

[kleptomaniac]

so anyway do you believe in is levitation shit?

just a trick, i bet

i'll only believe it when i see it in person

[z-boy]

the woid is immigent, you fucken immigents, jesus, if your gonna live here at least learn the linguage