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scotty
11-23-2005, 06:44 PM
I almost got bitten by a marsh snake while weeding the garden just now. They're harmless little critters about 50cm long, but look remarkably like a baby brown snake which will kill you before the ambo's arrive. Scared the fuck out of me. My heart is jumping out of my chest.
TurdBerglar
11-23-2005, 06:46 PM
SNAKES ROCK!
scotty
11-23-2005, 06:48 PM
SNAKES ROCK!

They do...but not when they're trying to fang me
TurdBerglar
11-23-2005, 06:49 PM
sure they do
scotty
11-23-2005, 06:51 PM
Shut the fuck up :D
TurdBerglar
11-23-2005, 06:56 PM
i was watching this thing on the discovery channel and this guy had all these crazy poisonous snakes as pets. they were doing a documentary on him and how he does this snake show thing. well anyways he got bit in the gut by a cobra. the whole time he was gloating about how he must be some sort of mystical snake dude or some shit and has never been bit. fuckn' dichhead. he deserved to die.
scotty
11-23-2005, 07:00 PM
Yeah , I hate fuckwits like that. And Steve fuckin irwin. I tell ya, if someone needs an army of flesh eating ants jammed up their arse, its him.
TurdBerglar
11-23-2005, 07:00 PM
that guy's awesome!
scotty
11-23-2005, 07:06 PM
Not if your an Australian, he's an embarassment and a moron. And his Australia Zoo is a complete rip-off.
TurdBerglar
11-23-2005, 07:10 PM
what the fuck are you talking about



there's not a single sole on this planet who can get bit in the fuckn' face by a python or recieve a punture wound to his forearm and be completely cheerful about it while being up to his crotch in mud.


CRICKEY! that little bigger got my right in the face. you're such a naughter girl! yes you are. aw got to love these little darling creatures.

then his wife looks at him like he's some jackass. it's great.