Feet

[Lindsey_1535]

I was sitting in the bath and I was lookin at my feet. Thought! They is ugly mutha fuckas for reals. Feet are not cool. blblbinldsmcmcmc Right on. Ugly toesssssss flippers.

[fucktopgirl]

i feel for your pain!

[QueenAdrock]

My friend used to hate feet to the point of fearing them. He was weird.

[laurie_hammy]

I know this chick who is actually scared off feet is shoes are off. Like actually REALLY scared.

[paulb]

i dislike peoples foot phobia. get over it!

[laurie_hammy]

i dislike peoples foot phobia. get over it!

True, a lot of peole pretend to have the phobia. Like this one chick who wanted to be like another popular chick pretended she hated feet it was fuckin annoying.

[ToucanSpam]

feet stink.



I'm over it.

[Lindsey_1535]

I like feet. I went back and looked at my feet agian and I'm cool with them. I think it was just to early and I was dreaming I hated them. They look cute in nice pair a shoes.

[Loppfessor]

Once again my theory is proven....there are two types of people in the world; those who love feet and everyone else.


Personally I won't date a woman with ugly feet.

[Mr_Complex]

I love girls feet if they're cared for. I'm a leg man anyway.

[QueenAdrock]

My feet are teeny and always cold. I think that's because there's not enough room for proper veins and circulation.

I'm a size 7, and I'm 5'5. My friend who's 5'2 is a size 8.5 so I feel like some kind of geisha.

[Loppfessor]

My feet are teeny and always cold. I think that's because there's not enough room for proper veins and circulation.

I'm a size 7, and I'm 5'5. My friend who's 5'2 is a size 8.5 so I feel like some kind of geisha.


keep talkin I'm gettin a chubby

[QueenAdrock]

How the hell are small feet a turn-on? I'm like a carnie over here. (Small hands too.)

[Loppfessor]

Oh you little tease.....I dunno I just like cute little women's feet.

[fucktopgirl]

so feet turn you more on then tits? :D

[Loppfessor]

Lordie no....feet are more a cute, flirty, lounging on the couch body part. Tits on the other hand are some hard-core, hot, sweaty, love makin parts of the body

[fucktopgirl]

hehehehe,so you start by a foot massage then you just go and suck thoses tits!
oups,i am so vulgar!
you know i am french and sometime the translation sound worst :D

[QueenAdrock]

I've been wearing my "I don't give a shit" silk pajama top all day and made my family's Thanksgiving day shot indecent. :-/

[fucktopgirl]

haha rebellion

[Loppfessor]

hehehehe,so you start by a foot massage then you just go and suck thoses tits!
oups,i am so vulgar!
you know i am french and sometime the translation sound worst :D


No need to apologize....I like it! But yeah a nice foot massage is always a nice way to start the love makin extravaganza

[Elusive]

I didn't wear any socks for a week and my feet got fucked up.
they smell.

this thread should also focus on the importance of socks.

did you know? you can make socks out of swearer sleeves in like one minute.
all you need is some stupid sweater, maybe one that says "abercrombie" or something to that effect.

[CrankItUp!]

Just thank God that you have feet no matter how ugly they are - think about those who don't have feet or legs and you'll damn sure appreciate them then.

[fucktopgirl]

yes,i love my feet!they bring me anywhere i want! :D

[laurie_hammy]

No need to apologize....I like it! But yeah a nice foot massage is always a nice way to start the love makin extravaganza

Your avator is the best avator I have ever seen since being on this board. BACK TO THE FUTURE 2, will always go down as my BEST movie for back in the day. And that rainbow hat, I wanted that shit !

[Loppfessor]

Your avator is the best avator I have ever seen since being on this board. BACK TO THE FUTURE 2, will always go down as my BEST movie for back in the day. And that rainbow hat, I wanted that shit !


I aim to please

[laurie_hammy]

I aim to please

Nobody an I mean nobody, calls me Chicken.

MARTY MCFLY :cool:

[scotty]

Summers just around he corner so i've stopped wearing shoes unless I really, really have to. Bare feet in the summer is tops.

[Rancid_Beasties]

I dont have a problem with feet, but I dont find them particularly attractive either.

Its thong season about now, i mean its humid enough (y) And I dont mean g-string, I mean "flip-flops", as you non-australians call them. Never been a big fan of barefoot though, scotty, I mean your feet get too dirty on the bottom and you step on prickles and shit. Thongs are a much surer bet.

[Vic Colfari]

Sweaty feet (hyperhydrosis) and smelly feet (bromohydrosis) are two very common, annoying conditions of the feet. While some cases of excessive smelling or sweating of the feet are systemic (throughout the whole body) in nature, such as anemia (low blood count) or hyperthyroidism (overactive thyroid), these conditions are usually of a local cause.

[scotty]

Never been a big fan of barefoot though, scotty, I mean your feet get too dirty on the bottom and you step on prickles and shit.

Pussy :D

[Rancid_Beasties]

I usually just wear my socks on the dirt and stuff, I've ruined many a pair that way.

[miss soul fire]

A foot massage gotta be the most disgusting thing someone could ever do. (n)

[jabumbo]

A foot massage gotta be the most disgusting thing someone could ever do. (n)

:eek: :eek:

i don't know if i can speak to yiou ever again! :(



i love feet in every single way



i go barefoot or sandaled almost all year long. the only time i stop wearing sandals for regular wear is when its snowing outside

[jackrock]

Your avator is the best avator I have ever seen since being on this board. BACK TO THE FUTURE 2, will always go down as my BEST movie for back in the day. And that rainbow hat, I wanted that shit !
oohh man is it ever! i effing love BTTF!

anyways i like feet, where would we be without them??... lying on the ground probably, but still! (y) (y)

[Lindsey_1535]

I showed my feet some love. I painted them toe nails all up pretty like.

[jackrock]

I showed my feet some love. I painted them toe nails all up pretty like.
so did I! :p JK



actually on thursday, i gave my foot a bath, in a foot bath... with jets... i was bored :o hehehe

[Loppfessor]

Sweaty feet (hyperhydrosis) and smelly feet (bromohydrosis) are two very common, annoying conditions of the feet. While some cases of excessive smelling or sweating of the feet are systemic (throughout the whole body) in nature, such as anemia (low blood count) or hyperthyroidism (overactive thyroid), these conditions are usually of a local cause.


Thanks professor! Tomorrow can we learn about comets???

[Rancid_Beasties]

so did I! :p JK



actually on thursday, i gave my foot a bath, in a foot bath... with jets... i was bored :o hehehe
But...you're a guy!!!

[Lindsey_1535]

SASKATCHEWAN!

[fucktopgirl]

A foot massage gotta be the most disgusting thing someone could ever do. (n)


you crazy :D foot massage are awsome (y)
its like the foot having a orgasm!

[Rancid_Beasties]

SASKATCHEWAN!
You mean CANADIAN!

Weirdos, the lot of ya.

[fucktopgirl]

saskachewan is in canada,its a province :D

[Rancid_Beasties]

saskachewan is in canada,its a province :D
I know, I was just broadening what she said to include all canadians, not just those from saskatchewan.

[kleptomaniac]

this forum's crawling with canadians... yikes! :eek:


just kiddin'...canadians r hott!

[Lindsey_1535]

But he/she is from saskatchewan I thinks.

[Rancid_Beasties]

You guys just dont get a joke do ya. I was saying that all canadians are 'fruity', not just saskachewans.

I hate you guys :(

[Lindsey_1535]

Hate ya to hun!

[Loppfessor]

Hmm Australia vs. Canada….what a battle of the superpowers that would be!!

[kleptomaniac]

Hmm Australia vs. Canada….what a battle of the superpowers that would be!!

what will us americans do?

[fucktopgirl]

the kangourou against the beaver!

[Lindsey_1535]

cough

[kleptomaniac]

wheeze

[fucktopgirl]

cough
yea cough and die

[Lindsey_1535]

Hey I'm on your team buddy!!

[fucktopgirl]

well what was that cough shit?

[Rancid_Beasties]

the kangourou against the beaver!
We'll fuck you beavers up

Pun intended! :cool:

[fucktopgirl]

what the fuck mean "pun intented"?

[kleptomaniac]

what the fuck mean "pun intented"?

er...it wuz intended to be a pun....

[fucktopgirl]

ok
what is a pun?

[kleptomaniac]

ok

what is a pun?

www.dictionary.com

[QueenAdrock]

I'll give you an example of a shit pun I had yesterday.

Friend "Uh, I'm feeling too shitty to drink today."
Me "Have a beer. It'll cure what ales ya."

Ba-dum- :(

[fucktopgirl]

yea thank for the link

but i have a dictionnary
i was just too lazy to chek!! :D

[Rancid_Beasties]

I'll give you an example of a shit pun I had yesterday.

Friend "Uh, I'm feeling too shitty to drink today."
Me "Have a beer. It'll cure what ales ya."

Ba-dum- :(
tee-hee-hee-hee :)

[Lindsey_1535]

BEER BUR

[Loppfessor]

Umm.....FEET!! Just getting back on topic

[kleptomaniac]

Umm.....FEET!! Just getting back on topic

i like feet

[QueenAdrock]

My feet go through phases. Sometimes they'll be really ticklish, and other times I won't even flinch if they're touched. Go figure.

[jackrock]

SASKATCHEWAN!
RANDOM!

But he/she is from saskatchewan I thinks.
HE... HE...HE! and yes am in saskatchewan (y)


But...you're a guy!!!
but i was bored!... and it felt pretty damn good! :p

:p

[beastieangel01]

I don't like feet, but I take care of mine.

I wish feet in general were not so ugly.

[jabumbo]

i don't think i have a foot fettish...


yet...

[ToucanSpam]

feet=fuckin gross. Especially feet that are so chunky they look like Lego feet. Anyone ever seen these fuckers? It's gross, you can tell alot about a girl from the shape of her feet. :rolleyes:

[miss pie]

Thank goodness I have cute little feet then!

I always have nail polish on my toe-nails...you should try it. It makes all feet look beautiful.

[ericlee]

adam_f lurves feetsies. I know he's gonna post about his favorite pair of sandals. (y)

[adam_f]

That's just creepy.

[DapperDiverge]

I think feet are one of the most ugliest and smelliest parts of the body next your mouth and genitals...and don't forget the most bacteria infested.

I can't stand people that wear sandals other than the beach or pool...

I really can't stand people that wear flip-flops...doesn't that peice of plastic irritate the hell between your big and second toe?

I can't stand people that have one of those black and dead toe nails..eeewww!! or if they're missing a toe nail or even a whole toe! GROSS!!
And what if that person's toe is all yellow and flaky...

listen I'm flat footed... so I should know a thing or two about fucked up feet!

[laurie_hammy]

My mate said that his brothers feet when he took his shoes off smelt like Cheese Honey And Fish.

[beastieangel01]

you can tell alot about a girl from the shape of her feet. :rolleyes:

um, she was born that way?

I think you can tell a lot about how one takes CARE of their feet but now how it's shaped. Unless you mean you can tell what the rest of what she looks like. And even then, what the hell are you even talking about?

[paul jones]

I got some new socks today, 85% cotton

[voltanapricot]

Feet are a bit horrible to look at, I cannot stand the feel of them, yeuch!

I do like spending time in the ole footspa and slatherin' on the peppermint cream, lush! I really do depise how some people wear flip flops when the have really crusty feet....pumice, hello?