so i just got home to my brothel house

[cerveza]

and my front door was left WIDE OPEN
for the past two days.

youd think out of the eight of us someone'd
remember to at least close the door.

thank god i live on a dead end road and it was t'giving
otherwise, shit. i dont wanna know

[kleptomaniac]

i'd check to make sure no wild animals found their way in...

[Loppfessor]

I actually came in watched some TV, and helped myself to some Ramen and a coke...uh I'll get you back for that on payday though

[TurdBerglar]

you had a whole house to yourself and all you took was ramen?

[kleptomaniac]

I actually came in watched some TV, and helped myself to some Ramen and a coke

Ramen and a coke alwayz gets me through the day... ;)

[kleptomaniac]

you had a whole house to yourself and all you took was ramen?

that'd look great on a t-shirt...

[Loppfessor]

^ All I barrowed was Ramen….I’m no thief

[kleptomaniac]

^ All I barrowed was Ramen….I’m no thief

as opposed to me! :D

[TurdBerglar]

^ All I barrowed was Ramen….I’m no thief


bullshit! aren't you mexican?

[jackrock]

as opposed to me! :D
yea ya klepto ... k-mart shoplifter is it?? :p

[kleptomaniac]

yea ya klepto ... k-mart shoplifter is it?? :p


AND DON'CHA FORGET IT!!!! (!)

:cool:

[Loppfessor]

bullshit! aren't you mexican?


Touche......okay fine ya got me! I have zero intention of ever paying her back for that Coke and Ramen!!! Muuuhaahaaa.....suckers!!

[TurdBerglar]

Touche


what the hell kind of mexican says touche

[kleptomaniac]

what the hell kind of mexican says touche

zorro?

[TurdBerglar]

that's it


lopp is now known as zorro. and not the knew one. the old flamboyent one from the old tv show

[Loppfessor]

^ Can't we change it to "El Zorrito" instead?? Gots more a ring to it

[kleptomaniac]

^^ makes ya sound less importante, no?

[TurdBerglar]

^ Can't we change it to "El Zorrito" instead?? Gots more a ring to it


how about gay mexican with pedophile mustache

[Loppfessor]

^ Nah I think it's got a lil more flare, besides how could I ever become any less importante??

[TurdBerglar]

you don't defend yourself very well and try to shit on yourself too much like toucan

[kleptomaniac]

^ Nah I think it's got a lil more flare, besides how could I ever become any less importante??

just sounds like something you order at a mexican restaurant or something...

"i'd like a taco, enchilada, and an "el zorrito" to go, por favor."

[Loppfessor]

how about gay mexican with pedophile mustache


Now how the crap could the villagers cheer that!!?? "Viva gay mexican with pedophile mustache!"???? C'mon that wouldn't work

[cerveza]

i could care less about the ramen
that shit wasnt mine anwyway

but goddammit!
i need my coke!


ps- first and only time i ever stole something and got caught was from kmart. oh 7th grade.

[kleptomaniac]

ps- first and only time i ever stole something and got caught was from kmart. oh 7th grade.

what wuz it?

[TurdBerglar]

Now how the crap could the villagers cheer that!!?? "Viva gay mexican with pedophile mustache!"???? C'mon that wouldn't work


does anything work in mexico?

[cerveza]

make up
coz every 11 year old needs some.

[Loppfessor]

does anything work in mexico?


Wiat a minute, no one said anything about Mexico....couldn't I just serve the good people of Arizona or Nevada or something?

[kleptomaniac]

make up
coz every 11 year old needs some.

especially the ugly ones :p

[kleptomaniac]

Wiat a minute, no one said anything about Mexico....couldn't I just serve the good people of Arizona or Nevada or something?

how 'bout new mexico? hmm?

[Loppfessor]

how 'bout new mexico? hmm?


Nah Phoenix and Vegas are two of my towns...

[kleptomaniac]

Nah Phoenix and Vegas are two of my towns...

since when are they you're towns, chico? :rolleyes:

[Loppfessor]

Since the very first time I ever touched down in either one of them...