MOTHER FUCKINGSERSSSS

[DandyFop]

i am drunk and I love pie and I wanna have sex and there's n ahot guy from my work that wassat the bar and I want him but I think he has a girlfriend and omg he pointed at me during a song and I"m drunk okayyyyy and I want some penus.

[Loppfessor]

You could afford to buy enough booze in Utah to get drunk on??

[DandyFop]

yes i told my friend who works at the bar, what's the strongest drink , MAI TAIS

[Loppfessor]

Weak beer/booze and covered nipples on strippers are the only two things I really don't like about Utah....


Anyway don't you have some booty calls you can make?

[DandyFop]

i'm trying to figure thatout, no booty calls thatIcam think of :(

[Loppfessor]

Damnit! Why did I have to move outta SLC??....drunk girls are my favorite!

[alexandra]

I want some penus.
we all loves the penus.

[Mr_Complex]

Are you in an internet bar or something geeky?

[DandyFop]

wow. booze.

[TonsOfFun]

Dandyfop reminds me of someone I used to know and I almost thought it was once then I checked her profile and was unconvinced.

That is my story.

[ToucanSpam]

Good times with the alcahol (y)

[synch]

Apparently alcahol makes some people crave penus.

[Qdrop]

you know, i came on here for like 5 min last night when i was pretty ripped.
i felt ridiculous.

i don't know how some of you people do that (drunk+internet) consistent basis.

[zippo]

you know, i came on here for like 5 min last night when i was pretty ripped.
i felt ridiculous.

i don't know how some of you people do that (drunk+internet) consistent basis.

haha, you came home and turned on your computer to come here?
or was it already on?

[paulb]

did you get any DandyFloppage?

[ToucanSpam]

Drunken board people can be both good and bad. In this case it's high-larious.

[zippo]

im having trouble getting out of my clothes and changing when i get home lately, i just fall on the bed face down and stay there for a while thinking "change change change, get into bed, get into bed, get into bed, ok in 20 minutes", im scared off waking up like that one of these mornings though

[laurie_hammy]

im having trouble getting out of my clothes and changing when i get home lately, i just fall on the bed face down and stay there for a while thinking "change change change, get into bed, get into bed, get into bed, ok in 20 minutes", im scared off waking up like that one of these mornings though

hahahaha

[befsquire]

the other night i got so loaded i got sick. :( usually i get loaded and wake up naked. that's the best. :)

[Gareth]

I love pie.

so do i, dandyfop.
so do i.
last night i was drinking and i bought a pie.
steak, onion and tomato with buttery, flakey pastry...so necessary when drunk and hungry.

[jabumbo]

i crave pie on a regular basis, and even more so when im drinking


so why didnt you call me, loveR?

[DandyFop]

my phone had no battery or else I'm sure all yall would have gotten called.

TonsOfFun, why do I remind me of your friend? That's interesting.

So yeah, whilst NOT DATINGGGGG, I am nursing a growingly gigantasouric crush on this amazing guy from my work. Who's way too hot. And has a girlfriend. BUT, it's okay, because, yeah, I don't know, it just is. I haven't had this crushy feeling for a while, it feels good.

[TonsOfFun]

TonsOfFun, why do I remind me of your friend? That's interesting...

Not really interesting, just a few things you've said or done made me go 'holy fudge. thats so & so' but ya not.

I shouldn't be fed Red Wine after midnight... everything looks blurry right now.

[Qdrop]

haha, you came home and turned on your computer to come here?
or was it already on?

nah, i WAS home. me and the woman ripped through 2 bottles of wine after dinner....
then i checked my fantasy football team (there were thursday games!) and popped on here....

[synch]

Did you drink most of the two bottles to be "pretty ripped" or don't you drink much normally?

[Lex Diamonds]

Last night I went into the bathroom at my mate's house, put my 2 unopened bottles of beer in the bidet for safekeeping, and passed out. The next thing I remember after that was waking up with a bangin headache. Apparently I went into the bathroom and after about an hour someone broke the door down to get me out, and tucked me up in a bed. Safe!

The night before that I got home from an evening's heavy smoking and got into bed. I had papers, cigarettes, a crusher and a bag of bud on the mattress in front of me and I was lying there thinking "I'll skin up in a minute". Next thing I know I'm being woken up in the morning by my mother, and hastily pulling the bed covers over all this incriminating shit.

So yeah, I passed out twice this weekend. Wild, man.

[synch]

I don't know how you got the reputation for substance abuse.

Life isn't fair, man.

[Lex Diamonds]

I don't know how you got the reputation for substance abuse.
Hey, I never abuse anything. Me and substances have a special relationship, man.

[ericlee]

put my 2 unopened bottles of beer in the bidet for safekeeping,


so eh, did some snorch get washed with the suds?

[synch]

Hey, I never abuse anything. Me and substances have a special relationship, man.
Never said you were the abusing party.

[Lex Diamonds]

party.
:) (y)

[synch]

Predictable (y)

[Lex Diamonds]

Predictable (y)
I'm so glad I lived up to your expectations. After all, the sole point of my posting on this message board is to entertain you.
gobble a dick!

[synch]

No thanks mate, I don't gobble dick, that's not my idea of a party.

Oh and for the record, obviously you can smoke and drink and post about it all you want because it's nobody's business what you do, just don't be all full of indignation about the reputation you've built up for yourself.