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Freebasser
11-27-2005, 09:25 PM
And there was a very large Rolls Royce limousine pulling slowly along the street. In that Rolls Royce was the Queen of England, looking tired - Just got back from a party.

The Queen leaned out and she said "Aren't you Freebie?"
jabumbo
11-27-2005, 09:28 PM
you should have kicked her in the junk and told her that your true identity is corey feldman
jackrock
11-27-2005, 09:28 PM
thats a pretty ...um..... neat? story.......?
Freebasser
11-27-2005, 09:29 PM
That joke was so old that it's deserving of a place inside a christmas cracker.
ToucanSpam
11-27-2005, 09:49 PM
Everyone has had a little Freebasser in them.


And I stress the words 'little' and 'ass'.
jabumbo
11-27-2005, 09:49 PM
who the fuck eats christmas crackers?
ToucanSpam
11-27-2005, 09:50 PM
a cracker is one of those things you pull on two ends and explodes with confetti. Isn't it?
Freebasser
11-27-2005, 09:51 PM
Yeah, only less gay.

Confetti? The fudge?
ToucanSpam
11-27-2005, 09:52 PM
Confectioner's Sugar? :confused:
jabumbo
11-27-2005, 09:53 PM
i get called a cracker sometimes, but nobody eats me during christmas...
Freebasser
11-27-2005, 09:53 PM
KABOOM (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_cracker)
ToucanSpam
11-27-2005, 09:54 PM
i get called a cracker sometimes, but nobody eats me during christmas...
You're all bones, thats why.


Go eat a damn sammich, Twiggy.
QueenAdrock
11-27-2005, 10:16 PM
KABOOM (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_cracker)

How come America doesn't have those? You would think we would, because it's a good idea and we gotta keep on top of that kinda shit.

We still don't have those German chocolate eggs with the toys in them either. :(
TAL
11-27-2005, 10:44 PM
Kinder Surprise originated in 1974 in Italy.

They are sold all over the world; an exception is the United States where the FDA has banned the toys, due to safety concerns and regulations against non-food products within a food shell.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder_Egg
Documad
11-27-2005, 10:48 PM
For some reason, this made me think of Werewolves of London. :rolleyes:
Freebasser
11-27-2005, 10:53 PM
You people need to attend "blues 101"
Documad
11-27-2005, 11:02 PM
But I like Warren Zevon more than BB King. :(
Freebasser
11-27-2005, 11:08 PM
F-
discopants
11-28-2005, 04:00 AM
Kinder Surprise originated in 1974 in Italy.

They are sold all over the world; an exception is the United States where the FDA has banned the toys, due to safety concerns and regulations against non-food products within a food shell.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder_Egg

You ever get one of those massive easter ones with a whacking great toy inside?
Tzar
11-28-2005, 04:38 AM
you should have kicked her in the junk and told her that your true identity is corey feldman
pahahaha!
Calimero jr.
11-28-2005, 04:55 AM
How come America doesn't have those? You would think we would, because it's a good idea and we gotta keep on top of that kinda shit.

We still don't have those German chocolate eggs with the toys in them either. :(


"Kinder Überraschung !!" (y) :D
I'm eating tons of them lately in order to collect points to get me the Sponge Bob video game !! :D

But true, they first appeared in Italy.
Calimero jr.
11-28-2005, 04:56 AM
roosta
11-28-2005, 05:13 AM
i dont get it
voltanapricot
11-28-2005, 09:22 AM
I've seen her in a Rolls I'm sure of it.
voltanapricot
11-28-2005, 09:31 AM
omg told u. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v312/clo_lovemolks/lol.jpg)
Tzar
11-28-2005, 09:33 AM
omg told u. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v312/clo_lovemolks/lol.jpg)
PAHAHAHA i fuckin' lol'd so bad right there.
cheers chlo!