BBMB Members I would gladly stalk

[DandyFop]

...if I were a crazy person.

AKA

Members I find extremely intriguing and would love to observe in the Real World.

Somewhat similar to a "who I'd like to meet" thread, but I guess this is more along the lines of people whose posts I'm always interested in, always wanting to hear their insight, etc. etc., and some of whom I kind of have a crush on, in the sense that I wish I had their wisdom, fighting ability, personality, genitalia, you get it.

Ms. Peachy
Documad
Qdrop
Mickill
Miss Soul Fire
Queen Adrock
Nuzzolese
DipDipDive
Green Earth Al
Dr. Deaf

The Notorious LoL would probably be on this list if I didn't have the fortunate chance to already meet him.

Cosmo would be on this list also if not for the fact that I feel lucky enough to have gotten to know her better than other peeps on the list.

I'm positive I'm forgetting some people.

Who would you stalk and perhaps steal the identity of?

[paulb]

id prob steal the identity of Minton and TPK

but Dandy, would wouldnt wanna stalk me? Comon, i invented DandyFloppage...

[TAL]

Ooooh, a popularity thread that I'm not in. How unusual :rolleyes:


Might be a little early in the thread to say so, but I happened to be awake now.

[DandyFop]

Popularity thread, I wouldn't say. This isn't who I like the most or something, it's different than that.

And I've already met you, dummy.

[ms.peachy]

You don't want my genitalia, trust me. A small human being is going to burst out of it in a few months, you know.

[paulb]

where have you guys all met each other?

P

[DandyFop]

Peachy, I was going to go correct my spelling of that word RIGHT when you posted that. SEE? SEE???

[Tzar]

sorry brabs, but this thread has "arse-kissing" written all over it.

and it ain't cause i'm not on the list!

[DandyFop]

View it however you want to. I'm not sure why people can't differ between ass-kissing and admiring though. I'm not doing this to reach some higher level on the social status ladder of the BBMB. I didn't post in desperate hope that the members listed would recognize me as the same. I simply did it because there are some people's posts that, in general, make me stop and think a bit.

[Bob]

but not mine

ok fine whatever

[rirv]

you'd stalk me

[P of R]

Stalking...............got to love it.

[Junker]

I would love to meet midzi, laurie-hammy and paulb :cool:

EDIT: I forgot my man icy manipulator (y)

[Qdrop]

you're scaring me, kid.

[ms.peachy]

this thread has "arse-kissing" written all over it.


See, I don't mind that so much :)

[Tzar]

See, I don't mind that so much :)
:mad:

[Kid Presentable]

I phone Tzar up all the time.

I'm all : "Yo Tzar, Enjoy your shower? Cause I sure did!"

And: "Tzar, I took the liberty of feeding your cat. To my dog."

[kll]

where have you guys all met each other?

P


most people's meetings have been centered around hotel/motel rooms. and beds.




i would stalk:
turd-to see if he's really as anti-social as he claims/see if his hair is as gross as he claims
nuzz-to see her in general
bob-to see how often he truly does shower
cookiepuss-to watch her daily routine
beastiegirrl101-to wait for her to leave, then steal her purses/shoes
scarysquirrel-to watch him drink the 'pink drinks'
moa-to see him in general
jabumbo-to catch him in the act of masturbating with an OPI catalog

[ms.peachy]

most people's meetings have been centered around hotel/motel rooms. and beds.
That's so sleazy. At least pauljones and I had enough class to meet at the porn shop.

[mickill]

Hey, kll and I were just discussing stalkers the other day. Crazy.

I just noticed how all the people nobody wants to stalk are already objecting to this thread. OMG like let it go, pssh...it's just a stalker. Pssh.

[Echewta]

most people's meetings have been centered around hotel/motel rooms. and beds.


I've been meeting board members all wrong then. Or maybe not. I don't know.

[hpdrifter]

Hey Echewta, is your name a kicky misspelling of the word eschew? You know, when you eschew something? Like the company of men?

I'm not being facetious here.

[Echewta]

Its actually from Star Wars. Not because I avoid the company of men.

[kll]

I've been meeting board members all wrong then. Or maybe not. I don't know.


Not sure if the Youth Hostels count as a motel, but if so... you're on the right track.

[kll]

Hey, kll and I were just discussing stalkers the other day. Crazy.

I just noticed how all the people nobody wants to stalk are already objecting to this thread. OMG like let it go, pssh...it's just a stalker. Pssh.

haha.

notice too that none of the "real" stalkers that we mentioned are being mentioned.

[Kid Presentable]

I've stalked many of you.

[cosmo105]

stalkers are nothing to joke about. every night we hear Auton in the bushes outside our window, and sometimes we see his flashlight thrashing around. and in the morning there's always marks from his breath on the window glass. :(

[Bob]

haha.

notice too that none of the "real" stalkers that we mentioned are being mentioned.

who are they? mention them!

did we ever figure out who it was that was trying to lure girls off the board into his basement?

[jabumbo]

i allready spend enough time out of my daily routine stalking kll, that i don't know if i could fit another person in...

[synch]

I have no attention span so I'd suck at stalking. I'd forget what I was doing and accidently bump in to the stalkee or something.

[kll]

haha - cosmo. you made me laugh!



yes, bob. we know.



jabumbo - i wouldn't like it if you stalked anyone else.

[Auton]

stalkers are nothing to joke about. every night we hear Auton in the bushes outside our window, and sometimes we see his flashlight thrashing around. and in the morning there's always marks from his breath on the window glass. :(

mmmm and did you see what i left on your front step this morning?

[cosmo105]

you're still here, aren't you?

[Qdrop]

did we ever figure out who it was that was trying to lure girls off the board into his basement?

yes, and i understand that was blown wildly out of proportion.

talk to Alruggs...

[kll]

yes, and i understand that was blown wildly out of proportion.

talk to Alruggs...


haha.Alruggs had nothing to do with it.

[Echewta]

I hate when Auton says "Dude, go find your own window. This one is mine."

Jerk.

[Freebasser]

Now now, there's enough windows for everyone.

[beastiegirrl101]

If I lived in Cali I would stalk Echewta and Cosmo and make them go for mimosas with me on Sunday brunch.

[jabumbo]

alruggs knows everything


i would stalk her on that premmise. and i could steal the fruit from her basket on the kitchen counter

[kll]

alruggs knows everything


i would stalk her on that premmise. and i could steal the fruit from her basket on the kitchen counter

um, how do you know she has fruit on her kitchen counter. freak.

[ms.peachy]

I would stalk Q, and then give him a minute by minute review of what he did all day.

[Auton]

you're still here, aren't you?
*giggle* just try and find me!!!!

and echewta... you can have the dumpster, it kept me warm many lonely, stegerless night

[Echewta]

If I lived in Cali I would stalk Echewta and Cosmo and make them go for mimosas with me on Sunday brunch.

1/2 a mimosas and Cosmo gets all drunk and sad and wants to go pet the animals at the shelter. Its a real drag.

"I wuv you kitty catty. O ryrly? Ryrly."

[cosmo105]

you'll never take him away from me again.

[Qdrop]

haha.Alruggs had nothing to do with it.

she started that thread way back when...


plus, i didn't say she did....
i was just telling bob to go talk to alruggs....cause, you know...she gets lonely.

[Qdrop]

I would stalk Q, and then give him a minute by minute review of what he did all day.

sounds like a great weekend.

[kll]

she started that thread way back when...


plus, i didn't say she did....
i was just telling bob to go talk to alruggs....cause, you know...she gets lonely.


haha.


that's so sweet of you.


she did start the thread, but it was on the request of Anasazi.

[jabumbo]

I would stalk Q, and then give him a minute by minute review of what he did all day.


with john madden-esque play by play commentary?

[Qdrop]

with john madden-esque play by play commentary?

yeah, man....like "Madden 94" type commentary...

"BOOM! he's on his back!"

[ms.peachy]

with john madden-esque play by play commentary?
Yeah, sort of. I imagine it would be kind of like this:

12:48 Q goes into deli to order sandwich. Orders a ham and cheese with mayo on white. Takes forever to pay, counting out exact change, while 50 other people wait impatiently behind him.

Mayo? Mayo??
man... ham and cheese without mustard... whater, dude.
And exact change during the lunch rush? What are you, an eighty year old woman?
Seriously....

[TurdBerglar]

most people's meetings have been centered around hotel/motel rooms. and beds.




i would stalk:
turd-to see if he's really as anti-social as he claims
nuzz-to see her in general
bob-to see how often he truly does shower
cookiepuss-to watch her daily routine
beastiegirrl101-to wait for her to leave, then steal her purses/shoes
scarysquirrel-to watch him drink the 'pink drinks'
moa-to see him in general
jabumbo-to catch him in the act of masturbating with an OPI catalog


what's so hard to beleave about my claimed antisocial behavior?

[Auton]

yeah, all the obvious signs are all right in front of you.

[kll]

i have this idea that turd (when he does happen to make it out of the house) is like an ADD kid who just talks and talks and talks to anyone and everyone real fast and tells them every last detail of his last few days in case he doesn't get out again for awhile. just want to prove my theory.

[TurdBerglar]

ummm


actually....

[jabumbo]

i have this theory that kll actually does indeed have hair, and that its not just a wig

[synch]

What did I buy off of ebay then?

[Auton]

i have this idea that turd (when he does happen to make it out of the house) is like an ADD kid who just talks and talks and talks to anyone and everyone real fast and tells them every last detail of his last few days in case he doesn't get out again for awhile. just want to prove my theory.

and he ends every sentence like asking a question

"and then? i went to the message board? and i saw some boobs? and then i jacked off until i fell asleep? end then i woke up and started all over again?"

[TurdBerglar]

and he ends every sentence like asking a question

"and then? i went to the message board? and i saw some boobs? and then i jacked off until i fell asleep? end then i woke up and started all over again?"


hey. i go to work and i go to class. just yesterday i managed to get a chick to slap onther chick on the ass!

[synch]

I love how you got called a pervert that doesn't get out of the house and you went "Hey! I DO get out of the house!".

[TurdBerglar]

what. do you appreciate chicks slapping other chicks on the ass?

[Bob]

and he ends every sentence like asking a question

"and then? i went to the message board? and i saw some boobs? and then i jacked off until i fell asleep? end then i woke up and started all over again?"

like gavin, from kids in the hall

[synch]

what. do you appreciate chicks slapping other chicks on the ass?Depends on the slapper.

[P of R]

I remember back in the days when I was stalkable and popular with the girls here......

[jabumbo]

I remember back in the days when I was stalkable and popular with the girls here......


your still popular with me, hot stuff ;)

[P of R]

your still popular with me, hot stuff ;)

Want to rub beards with me?

[synch]

I have to shave for thursday.

Formal occasion and I have to play interpreter guy :(

[jabumbo]

I have to shave for thursday.

Formal occasion and I have to play interpreter guy :(


what a bitch!


don't let the man do this to you synch!

[synch]

I know man... I know...

Good paycheck though!

[Junker]

I would like to see how midzi gets all this info, laurie-hammy surfing and paulb music collection :cool:

EDIT: Im kinda stupid. I would edit my previous post but finished quoting myself........hahahaha....jackass

[DandyFop]

like gavin, from kids in the hall

<3

Actually Bob, I did forget you on the list.

I can be a fabulous stalker, for real. I used to be, like queen of Secret Admirer notes, and I still do it once in a while....

[Bob]

<3

Actually Bob, I did forget you on the list.

I can be a fabulous stalker, for real. I used to be, like queen of Secret Admirer notes, and I still do it once in a while....

it's ok, i wouldn't be very interesting to stalk. i'm on here most of the time anyway

[DandyFop]

I should have listed my reasons like kll. But I'm lazy.

[mickill]

You left out EchEwta, Brabs. Was there any particular reason? Was he a bastard to you recently, mayhaps?

[DandyFop]

No. But I figured I'd already met my stalking quota on him.

[sam i am]

My current wife stalked me and that's how we ended up together....

[sam i am]

Its actually from Star Wars. Not because I avoid the company of men.

It's actually from The Empire Strikes Back, but I digress....