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Do you notice that if you drink a certain alcoholic beverage over perhaps other alcoholic beverages, you act different sexually than you would on the others?
You could become a lot more kinky or perhaps a lot more adventurous. What alcoholic beverage turns you into a different person and what kind of person does it turn you into?
may i add that you shouldn't have sex after Thanksgiving dinner
cosmo105
11-29-2005, 11:28 AM
^hahahaha.
anything malt makes me really hilarious. beer, on the other hand, makes me think i'm hilarious, and everyone else just really embarassed to know me.
jabumbo
11-29-2005, 11:29 AM
are you talking about sloe gin?
Echewta
11-29-2005, 11:31 AM
Why yes, I have noticed that.
bigblu89
11-29-2005, 11:31 AM
Tequila.
I turn into a very bad person when I drink a few shots of Tequila.
A person who, even when I'm shitfaced, I know I'm being an asshole.
ms.peachy
11-29-2005, 11:32 AM
*sigh* gosh I miss getting all drunk and slutty.
bigblu89
11-29-2005, 11:33 AM
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Nah, I'm a hornball... drunk, sober, or high.
beastiegirrl101
11-29-2005, 11:35 AM
Beer makes me flirty
Red wine makes me horny
anything else I get mean and pass out.
Echewta
11-29-2005, 11:36 AM
Hard liquor makes me think I've been doing it for hours when actually its been 10 minutes. The thing is, I don't mind.
Qdrop
11-29-2005, 11:37 AM
Tequila.
I turn into a very bad person when I drink a few shots of Tequila.
A person who, even when I'm shitfaced, I know I'm being an asshole.
same here.
i would always give out a warning when i drank Tequilla:
"someone is gettin punched, and someone is getting fucked....i have no idea who."
hpdrifter
11-29-2005, 11:37 AM
Beer can turn me into a more sexually adventurous girl, I guess. I never thought about it before but now that I do, I can see it. Maybe its all of the carbs.
Qdrop
11-29-2005, 11:38 AM
Hard liquor makes me think I've been doing it for hours when actually its been 10 minutes. The thing is, I don't mind.
the thing is, she does....
Kid Presentable
11-29-2005, 11:40 AM
I drink whiskey and shag with a hand on my hips.
Either that or tequila makes me fuck like a cross country skiier.
B tray
beastiegirrl101
11-29-2005, 11:41 AM
the thing is, she does....
whiskey dick?
Qdrop
11-29-2005, 11:45 AM
I drink whiskey and shag with a hand on my hips.
shit, water makes me do that....
Kid Presentable
11-29-2005, 11:47 AM
shit, water makes me do that....
I play the piano with the other one.
mickill
11-29-2005, 11:47 AM
Malt liquor makes me want to fight ten people at once.
Vino makes me want to sleep.
Malt liquor makes me want to fight ten people at once.
Vino makes me want to sleep.
so, you're not a sexual being
Qdrop
11-29-2005, 11:51 AM
I play the piano with the other one.
i conduct symphonies....
Echewta
11-29-2005, 11:51 AM
the thing is, she does....
Yes, thank you. I didn't think my joke needed anymore but thank you.
I've never had whiskey limp.
Kid Presentable
11-29-2005, 11:52 AM
i conduct symphonies....
I paint Mufukkin ceilings.
mickill
11-29-2005, 11:53 AM
so, you're not a sexual being
Well, it rarely involves alcohol is all I'm sayin, I guess. Or maybe I should crack open that bottle of Courvoisier XO I've been saving and lay off of the King Cobra for a while.
jabumbo
11-29-2005, 11:54 AM
i guess nobody drinks gin anymore
Qdrop
11-29-2005, 11:56 AM
i guess nobody drinks gin anymore
i fuckin love it...
but Jenny has semi-banned it from my existence...
ever since....last NYE...
ms.peachy
11-29-2005, 11:56 AM
i guess nobody drinks gin anymore
Mr.p drinks gin. We are never at a loss for limes or tonic water in this house.
Mr.p drinks gin. We are never at a loss for limes or tonic water in this house.
i got Bombay Sapphire in my fridge as I type
ms.peachy
11-29-2005, 11:58 AM
i got Bombay Sapphire in my fridge as I type
One of the perks of his being The International Architect of Mystery (as he likes to call himself) are the numerous opportunities to stock up at the airport duty-free (y)
Kid Presentable
11-29-2005, 12:04 PM
Plymouth owns all your Gin.
I drink stout and ale and could do it in a crowd...
when i drink whiskey i get upset about being a virgin, but when i drink beer i think it's hilarious
bigblu89
11-29-2005, 12:09 PM
same here.
i would always give out a warning when i drank Tequilla:
"someone is gettin punched, and someone is getting fucked....i have no idea who."
I usually say the same thing, a sometimes it ends up being the same person.
hpdrifter
11-29-2005, 12:34 PM
Gin and tonic is my drink of choice.
(y) Gin.
But it doesn't make me sexually adventurous.
when i drink whiskey i get upset about being a virgin, but when i drink beer i think it's hilarious
i thought you nailed your roommate's g/f a couple years back!
TurdBerglar
11-29-2005, 12:38 PM
hahaha
that was fake you twat!
hahaha
that was fake you twat!
dammit! i was so proud of Bob too... fuckers.
haha, fooled you you LOSER
actually it wasn't even me who made that post, i switched accounts with MOA for a couple days and that was his idea
TurdBerglar
11-29-2005, 12:46 PM
that was on of the best posts ever
it was funny, but it got a little hairy because sometimes i'd walk in the room and someone would have sent me an IM saying "SO DID YOUR ROOMMATE FIND OUT YOU FUCKED HIS GIRLFRIEND YET?!?!?!?!"
TurdBerglar
11-29-2005, 12:50 PM
what's your point
jabumbo
11-29-2005, 12:50 PM
Gin and tonic is my drink of choice.
(y) Gin.
But it doesn't make me sexually adventurous.
well i guess i won't be buying you a drink anytime soon
hpdrifter
11-29-2005, 12:58 PM
well i guess i won't be buying you a drink anytime soon
Color me :(
monkey
11-29-2005, 06:03 PM
may i add that you shouldn't have sex after Thanksgiving dinner
i dont know... i had fun with that. after so much family time, we were just a little very randy.
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