I evaded the police today

[mickill]

There's always a really long wait getting on the freeway in the morning. So sometimes when I'm running a bit late, instead of waiting in the 15 minute line, I'll go right to the bottom of the hill and make an illegal right turn where you're only allowed to go left. Today, as I was doing so, a jeep going in the opposite direction happened to be making an illegal u-turn at the same time. So I swooped around him and just kept going. I looked up ahead and saw a car parked in the painted median where the line of traffic I should have been waiting in merges onto the freeway. I was praying and hoping that it was just a cab, but I knew it was a cop. And as I got closer to it, I was able to see all the little cop decor all over the car and whatnot. I thought for sure I was screwed, but the jeep that made the U was still behind me in the passing lane, so I got in his lane to make sure he wouldn't pass me. At that point, the cop turned on it's lights and started follwing us. So I got in the right hand lane, as if to pull over, as did the jeep. And when they both started to slow down, I got back into the passing lane and took off. I waited until I was far enough ahead before I tried to blend back in with the rest of the traffic. So anyway, that was close.

[Qdrop]

wow, that was like....a magic trick.

[jabumbo]

there will be a citation under your door when you get home

[abcdefz]

There's always a really long wait getting on the freeway in the morning. So sometimes when I'm running a bit late, instead of waiting in the 15 minute line, I'll go right to the bottom of the hill and make an illegal right turn where you're only allowed to go left. Today, as I was doing so, a jeep going in the opposite direction happened to be making an illegal u-turn at the same time. So I swooped around him and just kept going. I looked up ahead and saw a car parked in the painted median where the line of traffic I should have been waiting in merges onto the freeway. I was praying and hoping that it was just a cab, but I knew it was a cop. And as I got closer to it, I was able to see all the little cop decor all over the car and whatnot. I thought for sure I was screwed, but the jeep that made the U was still behind me in the passing lane, so I got in his lane to make sure he wouldn't pass me. At that point, the cop turned on it's lights and started follwing us. So I got in the right hand lane, as if to pull over, as did the jeep. And when they both started to slow down, I got back into the passing lane and took off. I waited until I was far enough ahead before I tried to blend back in with the rest of the traffic. So anyway, that was close.





1) You're a rebel and you'll never, ever be any good.

2) You may never complain about Wal_mart again.

[TonsOfFun]

Imagine if cars had markings to show they was licensed to and police recorded this info. You'd be screwed cus they could find out who you are and pay you a visit with a further crime of not stopping. It's lucky such plates aren't on cars...

[ms.peachy]

You're going to regret that, when poor little Ava only gets to visit Daddy once a week in the Visitor's Day Room.

[mickill]

They'll never catch me. Unless some rat bastard took my plate number and starts singing like a bird. I had theme music going on in my head and everything. It was sweet. When I pinned it I was like veeeeerrrroooooossshhhhhh......Gone.

[mickill]

Did I mention that I drive an orange car with no doors? I mean, talk about a heatscore.

[fucktopgirl]

yea be careful man,they always find yo0u!!

And when they find you,they beat you ,make you undress and try different thing in your anal cavities!i wish you good luck!

[Auton]

dude, that's so hard.

[TurdBerglar]

i wish we had police to evade

[mickill]

So do you call it the General Lee?
Ah....yeah...thank you for spelling the joke out for everyone, man. I thought you weren't cool, but I guess I was wrong.

yea be careful man,they always find yo0u!!

And when they find you,they beat you ,make you undress and try different thing in your anal cavities!i wish you good luck!
Um, what part of BC do you live in again? The cops in the city don't do that kinda weird shit you're talking about. They just pull you over and act like dicks while they take their sweet time, sitting in their cars, pretending that they're actually doing something of importance with your license and registration. Meanwhile, they probably just flip through the latest issue of Blender or balance their checkbooks.

Auton, I heard you offered to fellate the last cop that pulled you over, and he was all like, "Ew, gross, just go, man. Go. Get outta my face."

[fucktopgirl]

Um, what part of BC do you live in again? The cops in the city don't do that kinda weird shit you're talking about. They just pull you over and act like dicks while they take their sweet time, sitting in their cars, pretending that they're actually doing something of importance with your license and registration. Meanwhile, they probably just flip through the latest issue of Blender or balance their checkbooks. "


i live in the kootenays,here that what they do with outlaws! :D

[laurie_hammy]

there will be a citation under your door when you get home

Yep, Mickill your fucked. There bastards, there always gonna get ya. Number Plate's are bastards.

[bigblu89]

Did I mention that I drive an orange car with no doors? I mean, talk about a heatscore.

Uhhh the General Lee had doors, just no windows.

The doors were bolted shut though, so I can understand the confusion.

[mickill]

You people are killing me here.

[Drederick Tatum]

sounds like you need to watch the Blues Brothers again. they hardly even chased you.

[milleson]

Uhhh the General Lee had doors, just no windows.

The doors were bolted shut though, so I can understand the confusion.


Hmm, I always thought they were welded shut.

[mickill]

sounds like you need to watch the Blues Brothers again. they hardly even chased you.
Correction. They actually didn't chase me at all. But they could have. Who knows WHAT coulda happened if they did.

[hpdrifter]

Its just Canadian cops. I mean, they'll smoke herb with you, how bad can they be? They're all pretty laid back up there. (y)

[CrankItUp!]

AWESOME!!!>>>>FUCK THE POLICE! (y)

[like2_drink]

i dunno what others are saying, but fucking sweet (y)

[So Ruff]

The other day, an officer of the law gave me a $110 ticket for skidding on some damn ice at a laughably low speed and not hitting anything. Cops suck, but not as much as the douchebag that reported me. :mad:

[mickill]

Its just Canadian cops. I mean, they'll smoke herb with you, how bad can they be? They're all pretty laid back up there. (y)
Okay, maybe they're not necessarily known for beating motorists on the side of the road and planting crack vials in their glove boxes, but I have yet to see a cop puffing weed on the side of the road with some dude he pulled over, that was also apparently clever enough to offer the cop some to smoke.

On my way to work today, there was a cop car parked in the same spot as yesterday and it turned it's lights on after I got about 5 car lengths past it. For a split second I thought it was pulling me over, but it pulled some other car over for (I think) making the same illegal right I made yesterday morning. Ha, what a loser.

So who's screwed now? Citation my ass.

[hpdrifter]

Okay, maybe they're not necessarily known for beating motorists on the side of the road and planting crack vials in their glove boxes, but I have yet to see a cop puffing weed on the side of the road with some dude he pulled over, that was also apparently clever enough to offer the cop some to smoke.

On my way to work today, there was a cop car parked in the same spot as yesterday and it turned it's lights on after I got about 5 car lengths past it. For a split second I thought it was pulling me over, but it pulled some other car over for (I think) making the same illegal right I made yesterday morning. Ha, what a loser.

So who's screwed now? Citation my ass.

Maybe you should try offering some next time. You never know...

[cj hood]

There's always a really long wait getting on the freeway in the morning. So sometimes when I'm running a bit late, instead of waiting in the 15 minute line, I'll go right to the bottom of the hill and make an illegal right turn where you're only allowed to go left. Today, as I was doing so, a jeep going in the opposite direction happened to be making an illegal u-turn at the same time. So I swooped around him and just kept going. I looked up ahead and saw a car parked in the painted median where the line of traffic I should have been waiting in merges onto the freeway. I was praying and hoping that it was just a cab, but I knew it was a cop. And as I got closer to it, I was able to see all the little cop decor all over the car and whatnot. I thought for sure I was screwed, but the jeep that made the U was still behind me in the passing lane, so I got in his lane to make sure he wouldn't pass me. At that point, the cop turned on it's lights and started follwing us. So I got in the right hand lane, as if to pull over, as did the jeep. And when they both started to slow down, I got back into the passing lane and took off. I waited until I was far enough ahead before I tried to blend back in with the rest of the traffic. So anyway, that was close.

everytime i speed past a cop on the highway, i get off the next exit......drive around for like 2 minutes then hop back on the highway...

[Rawr]

wow, that was like....a magic trick.

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