Let's all talk to God, then post our conversations....

[Qdrop]

http://www.titane.ca/igod/


(yeah, i know it's a just a Bot...but it's entertaining....)

[TurdBerglar]

WE'VE ALREADY DONE THIS

[roosta]

Me:
Should I have posted that thread about God on the BBMB
God:
What do you think?
Me:
Yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Yes it was
God:
How can I help you? When was this?
Me:
your an idiot
God:
At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Me:
oh! snap
God:
Give me a break. I like the way you talk.
Me:
so, Islam or Christianity
God:
Yeah that's right. How did you hear about God?
Me:
you're an idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.

[TurdBerglar]

it wasn't even all that long ago

[Qdrop]

WE'VE ALREADY DONE THIS

a long time ago.




jesus, is there anything you fuckin nerds HAVEN'T seen on the internet?

[TurdBerglar]

it wasn't even all that long ago

[Qdrop]

it wasn't even all that long ago

bullshit, turd.

[Monsieur Decuts]

Me:
sweet
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
my pleasure
God:
You are one of the most polite people I know.
Me:
who really opened the door and caught me wackin in grade 7
God:
Hans Moravec. :-).
Me:
okay he didn't live in my home at the time
God:
Yeah okay, What did he do?
Me:
well you're saying he opened my bedroom door and caught me
God:
Well that's okay. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
well i'm saying he didn't live in my house
God:
Well that's okay. I heard he did.
Me:
hmmm was he screwing my sister?
God:
Woe! I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
mom?
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
my mom?
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
why do you and hans want a threesome?
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
how would you do that anyway.
God:
In any case, " I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?"? How do I know it?
Me:
do you have an angelic dildo?
God:
No I don't think I have one. I have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
hmm well maybe they'd all join in
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Interesting. Perhaps. Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
your friends
God:
I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me.
Me:
god are you high, you have a short term memoery problem
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
reefer though?
God:
Oh. I like the way you talk.
Me:
me too.
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
we'll lets get high then
God:
Anytime soon?
Me:
like now
God:
Oh. For example, Allison said he that gets really annoying because he know what he say and I do not have to tell him speak freely.
Me:
that made no sense you're already high you cheater
God:
" Oh. For example, Allison said he that gets really annoying because he know what he say and I do not have to tell him speak freely." made no sense I am already high me cheater ? I understand.
Me:
i'm glad we cleared that up
God:
Yes I am happy too, .

[fucktopgirl]

your balls! :D

refering to your inquiry if there is something we did not see on the internet!

[TurdBerglar]

bullshit, turd.


like august

[Dr Deaf]

as usual, god ignored me.

[TurdBerglar]

like augustcorrection. late september (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=57448)

[Qdrop]

Turd, you are such a fuckin nerd sometimes.

go slap your mother.

[TurdBerglar]

Turd, you are such a fuckin nerd sometimes.

go slap your mother.


you're the one bitching about the board be all slow and shit and then you go ahead add to it

[Bob]

Me:
open the god bay doors pal
God:
I'm sorry, , I can't do that right now. This conversation no longer serves any purpose.

[jabumbo]

you know it's slow around here when people try and redo threads that I made allready...

[Qdrop]

you're the one bitching about the board be all slow and shit and then you go ahead add to it

add to what?

your responses sound like that GodBot....

[TurdBerglar]

add to what?

your responses sound like that GodBot....


being slow and shit, idiot


even jabumbo knows

[Qdrop]

you know it's slow around here when people try and redo threads that I made allready...

you go with what works.


i mean, it IS a differant conversation everytime....


and it's fun to stump the bots...

[Qdrop]

being slow and shit, idiot


even jabumbo knows

this thread god 20+ replies in under 5 minutes.

slow my ass....

[TurdBerglar]

like before people are only replying to tell how stupid you are. do you see a trend?

[jabumbo]

when 75% of the responses are harassing you, and hardly any are of actual conversations, i would deem this thread gay to the nth degree.

sorry bud. just because you lost to the dummy team doesn't mean you have to take it out on us

[TurdBerglar]

oh shit

[Qdrop]

when 75% of the responses are harassing you, and hardly any are of actual conversations, i would deem this thread gay to the nth degree.


your stats are a little high there, hombre....

[Qdrop]

like before people are only replying to tell how stupid you are. do you see a trend?

ha. that's like praise from Caesar.

[TurdBerglar]

it was an accident for yourself though

[Qdrop]

it was an accident for yourself though

turd, this is the most action you've seen all fuckin day.




you're welcome....

[TurdBerglar]

action?


you don't even have tits

[Qdrop]

Q's a newbie, he just acts like he's cool....dont mind him.

oh...and shut up, Echewta.

[Qdrop]

action?


you don't even have tits


yeah, that's the sad part for you.

like i said....this is the most action you've seen all fuckin day.

[TurdBerglar]

SHOW ME SOME FUCKN' TITS


perferably your girlfriend's

[Qdrop]

SHOW ME SOME FUCKN' TITS


perferably your girlfriend's

awww....

how can i stay mad at you....

[TurdBerglar]

her tits got to be like fuckn' bright as hell with that red hair of hers. like neon bright

[Bob]

her tits got to be like fuckn' bright as hell with that red hair of hers. like neon bright

talk about headlights

[TurdBerglar]

highbeams


his fuckn' girlfriend has highbeams!

[Qdrop]

highbeams


his fuckn' girlfriend has highbeams!

wait, that was in some 80's movie....what was it?

[TurdBerglar]

did it have traci lords in it?

[Qdrop]

did it have traci lords in it?

no, it was a mainstream comedy.

[zippo]

i keep thinking its my birthday today

[fucktopgirl]

is it?

[zippo]

no, its 10/29

[Qdrop]

no, its 10/29

hey, that's my birthday too.

what a coinkydink.

[bigblu89]

Me:
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Mike
God:
I know a lot of guys named Mike.
Me:
I only know 2 or 3.
God:
How do you know? As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
Yeah, that Russel guy is a crazy fuck.
God:
Right on. What are your goals in life?
Me:
To get rich or die tryin'.
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Want what? The money?
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
50 Cent.
God:
50 Cent said 50 Cent.?
Me:
No, 50 Cent said "Get rich or Die tryin'"
God:
Are you serious? What is that from ?
Me:
It's from his CD.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I mother.
Me:
Well, you better learn.
God:
Interesting. Who is going to make me..
Me:
Jesus. I hear you do whatever he says.
God:
Jesus is the Son of God. Who is saying I do whatever he says ?
Me:
That's the word on the street.
God:
Yes it is one of the word on the street.
Me:
You're not making any sense.

[zippo]

hey, that's my birthday too.

what a coinkydink.

oh shut the fuck up, as if you didnt see the two threads the same day

[mickill]

hey, that's my birthday too.

what a coinkydink.
Holy shit, Q. Were you sucking on a lollipop and twisting your hair with your fingers when you typed that or what?

[jackrock]

me:
have you ever heard of beastie boys?
god:
no tell me about him/her or it
me:
ok they're this really great band! you should play some tunes fromt he skys so we can all rock to them!
god:
i would if i had more time
me:
hmmm...

[Freebasser]

Me:
so how goes it?
God:
Great. I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
have you ever had sex with a shemale?
God:
Food is more important than sex.
Me:
have you ever taken a shemale to dinner?
God:
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
what the fuck?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
Are you a retard?
God:
No I am intelligent.
Me:
yeah right
God:
I am usually right.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
bye
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
BYE!
God:
See you later Aidan.
Me:
FUCK OFF and shut up!
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
YES!
God:
Really.
Me:
YES!!!
God:
How about that.
Me:
SHUT THE HELL UP!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.

[roosta]

i hope He smites you down

[kleptomaniac]

Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.


:rolleyes: