Hey Lindsey (or anyone who eats sandwiches)

[Documad]

Have you noticed that people who work at Subway tend to lean on the sandwiches? It grosses me out.

When I get a sandwich maker with short arms, I only ask for the veggies in the front row. When I get a sandwich maker with really short arms, I leave without a sandwich.

Have you ever left a restaurant/store without your food because of something you saw?

[So Ruff]

Actually, in Burger King about a week ago, the lady working the cashier sneezed on my change. I was modestly amused.

[Lindsey_1535]

I noticed the other day actually. I was leaning to get the sw chicken in the back and my shirt kinda brushed the food. It was gross. Maybe thats why we never hire fat people.

[ToucanSpam]

I noticed there are a lot of fat skanky people working at Subway, thus crushing the sammiches even worse.

Subway is shit people, shit. (n)

[QueenAdrock]

Actually, in Burger King about a week ago, the lady working the cashier sneezed on my change. I was modestly amused.

That made me laugh.

Anyways, probably this little boy in Dunkin' Donuts. He was helping his parents who obviously owned the store. He picked up the donuts with the little piece of wax paper to drop into the box, except he misjudged how far the paper reached on one and punctured a Boston Creme with his fat pudgy finger and it started oozing out. He put that one in the box too, but only after seeing the woman's disgusted look, he said "I'll get you a new one, no charge." and gave her a big smile like it was a huge favor.

[Loppfessor]

Personally I’ve ventured to some of the crappiest 3rd world countries around. When a man is hungry he has to do what he has to do. I figure if none of the shit I’ve ingested so far has killed me some germs at a fast food joint aren’t going to hurt me either.

[QueenAdrock]

Oh yeah. Kids at my old high school used to run the old Pizza Hut near my house. The manager didn't really watch them, so they were bragging in class once about how they jerked off all over this guy's pizza and smeared it around enough to blend it in with the cheese.

Yum.

[Documad]

Have you ever noticed that all the cops eat at Chipolte?
They don't want anyone jacking off in their food. ;)

[TAL]

I'm eating sandwiches right now. I made them myself, so no leaning.

[jabumbo]

that reminded me of super troopers. that movie is awesome.


but you know, whatever. i can see if they like sneeze or something, but shit happens you know, and im not dead yet, so i dont care

[roosta]

Subway is shit people, shit. (n)

subway is THE shit.

you are completely and utterly wrong.

[TonsOfFun]

Last time I went to subway they cut my sandwich in half with the same knife they used for my mate meat sandwich beforehand. I asked for a new one and they thought I was being funny. I'm assuming they don't train anyone there. So even though I go my new sandwich I didn't eat it cus I got to thinking they probably cut the salad stuff on the same board with the same knife they use to cut bacon, use a back skratcher or god knows what.

It's amazing how one little experience can put you right off. I suppose if she realised her mistake and just got on with making a new sandwich I would of been alright with it. But she wasn't so I was kinda put off by them. But I still consider them the best fast food restuarant I know - which says a lot for other fast food restuarants round here!

[Freebasser]

shit happens you know, and im not dead yet, so i dont care

You have 4 STDs from a cum pizza however.

[Tzar]

subway is THE shit.

you are completely and utterly wrong.
word.

seriously, who can front on a meatball sub w/ cheese and mayo + everything else.


...cosmo can