Dolphins as sexual symbol?

[Nuzzolese]

A couple of weeks ago a guy asked me what was the whole thing about women and dolphins. I didn't know what he was talking about. What "thing?" He looked sort of sly and embarrassed and half-smiled and said something like "you know...how dolphins are like, kind of sexual, to women?" I had never heard of this before. He said that when he went to the sex toy store he'd seen a ton of dolphin-themed sex toys designed for women. And he said women always seemed to really like the dolphin image. He figured it was the bottlenose. I don't know, maybe. Maybe Dolphins look like one giant, sleek, muscular, undulating, marine dwelling cock. I had never thought about it before. I figured everyone liked Dolphins because they have that friendly looking smile and the sqeaky laugh, and they look playful and stuff.

Turns out Dolphins are the asshole frat dudes of the ocean who, although very attractive, are also bullies and will gang up on sharks and on other dolphins. Groups of young male dolphins will surround a young female and harass her.

Anyway, did you all know this sexual use of the dolphin? Did anyone else ever think it was gross but also kind of kinky and inruguing in Greek mythology when Gods disguised themselves as animals and raped women? Women were raped left and right back then and that was horrible but it really gets you thinking about how horrifying and bewildering it would be if a freaking SWAN started coming on to you! What a nightmare.

[voltanapricot]

I would linked it with dolphins being the only other mammals that enjoy sex.

And yes that Leda and the Swan myth is quite disturbing to think of.

[Qdrop]

be honest, nuzz...

if a dolphin swam up to you in the ocean....you'd totally go down on it...

[fucktopgirl]

yes ,dolphins are extremely sexual being and enjoy sex like human do!

[TonsOfFun]

well dolphins have long tongues and long mouths to pleasue both females and males.

That guy is an idiot an has the worst chat up lines is all I can say!

[hpdrifter]

I figured everyone liked Dolphins because they have that friendly looking smile and the sqeaky laugh, and they look playful and stuff.


That's why I like them...

:confused:

[mickill]

I've never really understood why girls like dolphins so much. I mean, yeah, they're smart, but sharks are way more awesome.

And people with the jewelry, like the pendants or rings with the dolphins jumping or twisting around one another, that's just ultra fruity. No offense, Qdrop.

[hpdrifter]

I've never really understood why girls like dolphins so much. I mean, yeah, they're smart, but sharks are way more awesome.

And people with the jewelry, like the pendants or rings with the dolphins jumping or twisting around one another, that's just ultra fruity. No offense, Qdrop.

Um, I totally have a dolphin tatto around my navel. Totally.

[mickill]

Um, I totally have a dolphin tatto around my navel. Totally.
Seriously?

[TonsOfFun]

Seriously?

totally!

[Nuzzolese]

I have a ring with three porpoises. I've had it for years, never knew it was fruity or sexual.

Damnit, cmute you fucking ass, dolphin is not a euphemism for a penis as far as I can tell and if so it isn't as widely used as snake or stallion or something like that. It's just a symbol of sexual pleasure...I think.

Rhythm fiction don't be coy, acting like you've never been to a sex store.

TonsOfFun the guy wasn't coming on to me with that he was just asking.

[laurie_hammy]

I see Dolphins a fair bit when surfing. They love to go through the waves an jump out the back of em an shit. They are always travelling together. But the best experience iv had with a Dolphin would have to be when I went for an early morning surf, it was pitch black when me an my mate were getting into our wetsuits and still black when running down the track. Anyway when we got out there it was JUST getting light, we surfed for a bit then the sun was almost about to come up and we were sitting out the back and this HUGE fin came up next to us about 10 metres away and we shat ourself, instantly thought it was a shark. The fin was soooo huge. It went past us and ya could just tell it was an OLD Dolphin. At the back of its fin it was all like damaged and it basically just looked like an old Dolphin. It was just odd to see it travelling alone.

[Nuzzolese]

And then you had if off with it?

[TonsOfFun]

I think a guy saying that is always coming on. Other wise he just has nothing interesting to say

[Nuzzolese]

I would linked it with dolphins being the only other mammals that enjoy sex.


How do we know that? Primates masturbate. That might indicate some pleasure in sexual organ stimulation.

[Nuzzolese]

I think a guy saying that is always coming on. Other wise he just has nothing interesting to say

I thought it was interesting. Besides I think he just kind of blurted it out when it came to mind.

[Echewta]

Oh look, there is a dolphin coming out of my zipper :confused:

The toys have a variety of animals, shapes, attachments. I've never heard of any girl talking about a dolphin in a sexual way.

[Monsieur Decuts]

i thought every girl had a purple dolphin in a little baggie in the nightstand drawer. I've seen like 7 different ones in my day.

I always thought that was weird. You'd think it would be shapped like Richard Gere or something. I can't see any advantage to having wildlife involved in the process....why why why?

[Nuzzolese]

i thought every girl had a purple dolphin in a little baggie in the nightstand drawer. I've seen like 7 different ones in my day.


I've never seen this in my life. What is it, a dildo? Is it rubbery? Squeaky? Does it vibrate? Is it in a plastic sandwich bag?


I always thought that was weird. You'd think it would be shapped like Richard Gere or something. I can't see any advantage to having wildlife involved in the process....why why why?

I guess with wildlife there's no personification that might bring with it any human feelings, any fickle appearance preferences.

[cosmo105]

maybe because it's seen as so friendly and non-threatening?

i love penguins, but you sure as hell don't see me buying the persnickety penguin stimulator. that's creepy.

[mickill]

I have a ring with three porpoises. I've had it for years, never knew it was fruity or sexual.
Oh. No. Well, see, porpoises are fine. But dolphins, yeah, they're soooo fruity.

[Nuzzolese]

Oh look, there is a dolphin coming out of my zipper :confused:

The toys have a variety of animals, shapes, attachments. I've never heard of any girl talking about a dolphin in a sexual way.

I guess a dolphin is just a popular shape, from the rubber menagerie.

[ms.peachy]

i thought every girl had a purple dolphin in a little baggie in the nightstand drawer. I've seen like 7 different ones in my day.

I always thought that was weird. You'd think it would be shapped like Richard Gere or something. I can't see any advantage to having wildlife involved in the process....why why why?
Mine is blue and is shaped like an ear of corn. Which is weird I know. Cuz I mean, I like corn, but only as a friend, you know? But in my defense, I did not realize it was shaped like an ear of corn until after I brought it home. I just got it cuz it was, you know... big, and stuff. Oh and it has like six settings.

But yeah, dolphins, sexy? erm, no.

[cosmo105]

hahahaha. cornfucker!

[Echewta]

I guess a dolphin is just a popular shape, from the rubber menagerie.

A beaver is as well which makes no sense. Rough fur, big teeth and a flat tail for beating wood. Thats crazy.

Why not a baby seal stimulator? Awww! So soft and cuddly and now making a girl feel good. Or an ant eater with the long tongue. That makes sense.

[Nuzzolese]

or an elephant with that trunk that imaginatively could be good for penetration or sucking.

[TonsOfFun]

squirts water though

[cosmo105]

why not my little pony?

[Nuzzolese]

A beaver is as well ... for beating wood.

OH! Dear Barbara!

[laurie_hammy]

And then you had if off with it?

no

[Nuzzolese]

no

then why did you tell us that story? We're talking about sexual pleasure here, dolphins are merely a symbol, not meant to be taken literally.

[Monsieur Decuts]

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/549

notice the smirk....confident of a job well done.

http://www.deepmemories.com/ProductImages/1_vibrators/impulse_beaded_dolphin.jpg

wow...this must be what the used on mars in total recal

[Qdrop]

And people with the jewelry, like the pendants or rings with the dolphins jumping or twisting around one another, that's just ultra fruity. No offense, Qdrop.

dude...it was A GIFT!
A GIFT!

i don't even wear it.....often.

[Echewta]

the cute rabbit thumping away.

[Nuzzolese]

Neither have I, but that does give me an idea :rolleyes:

And, uh yeah, that guy was hitting on you. That gives an idea for a new thread, best/worst pick-up lines. Here's the first one;

Man: Do find Dolphins sexual? Woman: Hmmm..No. I've never thought about, but I have always liked dolphins Man: Come on let's go to a sex shop and I will show you. By the way do you like at Sea World when lady rides on a dolphin?

It wasn't like that!

[Nuzzolese]

the cute rabbit thumping away.

The content hen, scratching in the dust?

[laurie_hammy]

then why did you tell us that story? We're talking about sexual pleasure here, dolphins are merely a symbol, not meant to be taken literally.

Sorry I didnt know there was a Law that ya had to stay on Topic in threads. Cause all the other threads stay perfectly on topic dont they.

[Echewta]

the willy sperm whale thrashing his horn.

[cosmo105]

that's a narwhal.

[Echewta]

its my fantasy!

[mickill]

that's a narwhal.
Yeah. I was gonna say that, but I didn't wanna nerd up the thread like that. Not that you did or anything, cos.

[Nuzzolese]

Sorry I didnt know there was a Law that ya had to stay on Topic in threads. Cause all the other threads stay perfectly on topic dont they.

If all the other threads jumped off a bridge, would you do it too? My standards are arbitrary but firm.

[Nuzzolese]

Okay, I'm sure it wasn't. :rolleyes:

don't you eyeball me, boy. My gentleman callers are always classed up in ways your best trousers could never dream of.

[cosmo105]

Yeah. I was gonna say that, but I didn't wanna nerd up the thread like that. Not that you did or anything, cos.
don't knock me just 'cause i know my marine biology.

[laurie_hammy]

If all the other threads jumped off a bridge, would you do it too? My standards are arbitrary but firm.

LOL Thats just stupid.

[b-grrrlie]

I collected dolphins 10-15 years ago; porslain, chrystal, plastic, toys, ornaments, amethyst and silverjewelry, T-shirts, I even found thermometers, snowglobes, harmonicas...
I went to a few dolphin shows and saw a couple of them having sex in Kolmården. Also I went to Dingle in southwestern Ireland to see this lonely dolphin that comes to the harbour every morning. There'd been some dolphins to try and lure him to warmer waters, but he didn't wanna come along, just wanted to stay in Ireland.
I only thought of them as sleek, wise seacreatures, tho I did find out about their true nature. Actually they are very much like humans, with both loving and violent releationships with each other and their gangs can be very vicious, just like skinheads! :eek:
I've been thinking of selling my collection on eBay s few times, but I don't know if they're still as popular as they were 7-10 years ago so I don't think it would be worth it.

[Nuzzolese]

It's probably the same with unicorns. The head of the department here has a desk cabinet full of unicorn figurines.

[cosmo105]

what does liking penguins say about me? that i waddle in bed?

[kleptomaniac]

dolphins are cute.....but i don't think i'd call them "sexy"...?

why would dolphins turn you on anyway? do hot dogs turn you on?
huh? do they?


weirdos....

:rolleyes:

[cosmo105]

do hot dogs turn you on?
huh? do they?
only if you put them through this (http://www.octodog.net/)

[Nuzzolese]

what does liking penguins say about me? that i waddle in bed?

That's just the tip of the iceberg....and speaking of icebergs...

[cosmo105]

at least i don't have sex with corn like ms. peachy. that kid of hers is going to come out wrapped in a husk.

[Nuzzolese]

Do you think there might be? We could go to sex shop and find out. Of course this wouldn't be hitting on you or anything :D

He didn't ask me to go to a sex shop! He was confused and asked me suspiciously what the deal was with the dolphins. He was way beyond pickup lines by that point.

[kleptomaniac]

only if you put them through this (http://www.octodog.net/)


i'm sure if you've been a good boy, santa might just get you one for christmas.....but you probably already have one, right?

[cosmo105]

i'm sure if you've been a good boy, santa might just get you one for christmas.....but you probably already have one, right?
why do people immediately assume that just because my username doesn't have "girl" or "cutie" or "sweetie" or "gUrL," "beastieboyfirstname/nicknamecomboLoVeR" or something to that effect in it, that i must be male?

[ms.peachy]

at least i don't have sex with corn like ms. peachy. that kid of hers is going to come out wrapped in a husk.
I'm reasonably sure I wasn't actually impregnated by the corn.

Although I suppose the possibility cannot be discounted entirely.

[kleptomaniac]

why do people immediately assume that just because my username doesn't have "girl" or "cutie" or "sweetie" or "gUrL," "beastieboyfirstname/nicknamecomboLoVeR" or something to that effect in it, that i must be male?

fine, be a good little thing and blah blah blah....

[synch]

I've never really understood why girls like dolphins so much. I mean, yeah, they're smart, but sharks are way more awesome.
Had a discussion with avignon about this over the phone.

I raised the point that sharks have a bad reputation for no real reason. I mean, sure, they eat the occasional person but then again so do tigers and they never get a hard time about it.

She then pointed out to me that people shoot tigers all the time and they are nearly extinct.

Sharks are still cool though dammit.

[synch]

why do people immediately assume that just because my username doesn't have "girl" or "cutie" or "sweetie" or "gUrL," "beastieboyfirstname/nicknamecomboLoVeR" or something to that effect in it, that i must be male?
Errr... because it's a male name?


COSMO
Gender: Masculine
Usage: Italian, German, English

Italian form of the Greek name Κοσμος (Kosmos), which was derived from κοσμος (kosmos) meaning "order, decency". Saint Cosmo was martyred with his twin brother Damian in the 4th century. They are the patron saints of physicians.

Did you know you can't add the URL tag to the quote= bit in the quoting thing? (http://www.behindthename.com/php/view.php?name=cosmo)

[fucktopgirl]

at least i don't have sex with corn like ms. peachy. that kid of hers is going to come out wrapped in a husk.

pahahahaha,A (y) the fuck one

[cosmo105]

Errr... because it's a male name?
yeah, well, well, it's not very common in the United States, and it's usually associated with either the cosmos (the universe and everything, and to what i'm referring) or the magazine, Cosmopolitan (unfortunately to what most people think i'm referring).

YOU'RE a male name.

:mad:

[synch]

First thing I thought of was Cosmo Kramer.

Sorry.

[apparatus]

First thing I thought of was Cosmo Kramer.

Sorry.

Congrats on post nr. 69 in this thread. Now I fucked it up.

[TAL]

It was post #70, reply #69.

[miss soul fire]

Maybe that has something to do with the fact that dolphins are the only animals, besides the human species, that make love for pleasure.

That's what I heard.

[Kid Presentable]

Dolphin is delicious. I take a hammer out into the surf and gather a feast.

[Nuzzolese]

Dolphin is delicious. I take a hammer out into the surf and gather a feast.

Yeah, right, Kid. As if anyone's really going to believe that.
Besides, dolphins would hammer you ...with pleasure.

[Kid Presentable]

Yeah, right, Kid. As if anyone's really going to believe that.
Besides, dolphins would hammer you ...with pleasure.

No dolphin for you.

[Qdrop]

god, will someone just admit to fuckin a dolphin so this thread can end?


come on...someone come through...

[Kid Presentable]

god, will someone just admit to fuckin a dolphin so this thread can end?


come on...someone come through...

Well, I'm not all about the cuisine.

[Qdrop]

come on, Kid or Nuzz or someone...

you fucked a dolphin....you think they're hot....


just admit it...and this will all be over...

[Kid Presentable]

come on, Kid or Nuzz or someone...

you fucked a dolphin....you think they're hot....


just admit it...and this will all be over...

Nuzz and I both had sex with dolphins.

In front of gaping-mawed families.


It ruled.

[fucktopgirl]

Maybe that has something to do with the fact that dolphins are the only animals, besides the human species, that make love for pleasure.

That's what I heard.


monkey too are pretty pervert!

[ms.peachy]

Maybe that has something to do with the fact that dolphins are the only animals, besides the human species, that make love for pleasure.

That's what I heard.
Not true.

Bonobo monkeys, now they're the serious sex freaks of the animal kingdom.Sex, it turned out, is the key to the social life of the bonobo. The first suggestion that the sexual behavior of bonobos is different had come from observations at European zoos. Wrapping their findings in Latin, primatologists Eduard Tratz and Heinz Heck reported in 1954 that the chimpanzees at Hellabrun mated more canum (like dogs) and bonobos more hominum (like people). In those days, face-to- face copulation was considered uniquely human, a cultural innovation that needed to be taught to preliterate people (hence the term "missionary position"). These early studies, written in German, were ignored by the international scientific establishment. The bonobo's humanlike sexuality needed to be rediscovered in the 1970s before it became accepted as characteristic of the species.
Bonobos become sexually aroused remarkably easily, and they express this excitement in a variety of mounting positions and genital contacts. Although chimpanzees virtually never adopt face-to-face positions, bonobos do so in one out of three copulations in the wild. Furthermore, the frontal orientation of the bonobo vulva and clitoris strongly suggest that the female genitalia are adapted for this position.

Another similarity with humans is increased female sexual receptivity. The tumescent phase of the female's genitals, resulting in a pink swelling that signals willingness to mate, covers a much longer part of estrus in bonobos than in chimpanzees. Instead of a few days out of her cycle, the female bonobo is almost continuously sexually attractive and active.

Perhaps the bonobo's most typical sexual pattern, undocumented in any other primate, is genito-genital rubbing (or GG rubbing) between adult females. One female facing another clings with arms and legs to a partner that, standing on both hands and feet, lifts her off the ground. The two females then rub their genital swellings laterally together, emitting grins and squeals that probably reflect orgasmic experiences. (Laboratory experiments on stump- tailed macaques have demonstrated that women are not the only female primates capable of physiological orgasm.)

Male bonobos, too, may engage in pseudocopulation but generally perform a variation. Standing back to back, one male briefly rubs his scrotum against the buttocks of another. They also practice so-called penis-fencing, in which two males hang face to face from a branch while rubbing their erect penises together.

The diversity of erotic contacts in bonobos includes sporadic oral sex, massage of another individual's genitals and intense tongue-kissing. Lest this leave the impression of a pathologically oversexed species, I must add, based on hundreds of hours of watching bonobos, that their sexual activity is rather casual and relaxed. It appears to be a completely natural part of their group life. Like people, bonobos engage in sex only occasionally, not continuously. Furthermore, with the average copulation lasting 13 seconds, sexual contact in bonobos is rather quick by human standards.

[Qdrop]

Nuzz and I both had sex with dolphins.

In front of gaping-mawed families.


It ruled.

were they....gentle?

[fucktopgirl]

Not true.

Bonobo monkeys, now they're the serious sex freaks of the animal kingdom.


chimpanzee too and thoses little capucin too like to masturbate all the time!

[Tzar]

what about those chicks that us guys call dolphins? cause their hair line starts at the top of their head hence giving them a HUGE forehead that rounds out.

there was a 'dolphin' or two in my year at high school.... i used to have a huge crush on one of them. :confused:

[Kid Presentable]

were they....gentle?

I got in a blowhole.

[Nuzzolese]

Nuzz and I both had sex with dolphins.

In front of gaping-mawed families.


It ruled.

It was at a Sea World kegger and you know how those "show" dolphins are...high maintenance prima donnas. :mad:

[Qdrop]

It was at a Sea World kegger and you know how those "show" dolphins are...high maintenance prima donnas. :mad:

you fell for the whole "feed me a sardine, please" routine, huh?

sucker.

[Kid Presentable]

what about those chicks that us guys call dolphins? cause their hair line starts at the top of their head hence giving them a HUGE forehead that rounds out.

there was a 'dolphin' or two in my year at high school.... i used to have a huge crush on one of them. :confused:

I know the type. Chuck em a fish and they're all "eheheheheheh.....squirrckkkkekekekekekekek....eheh eheheh".

Fucking blabbermouths. :rolleyes:

[Nuzzolese]

I had done so many flaming kelp jello shots by that point I would have fallen for the sardine.

[Tzar]

I know the type. Chuck em a fish and they're all "eheheheheheh.....squirrckkkkekekekekekekek....eheh eheheh".

Fucking blabbermouths. :rolleyes:
mmm nah not them ones. i was being serious though. i'd post a pic of the chick i used to have a crush on and show the dolphin forehead but... nah that would be rude.

[Kid Presentable]

I had done so many flaming kelp jello shots by that point I would have fallen for the sardine.

Flipper totally played into your star-fucking ways.

[Qdrop]

I had done so many flaming kelp jello shots by that point I would have fallen for the sardine.

yeah, i know how it is...

one minute you're throwing them a little beach ball that they catch on thier nose...
the next, your bodies are entwined in slippery love grip...with people throwing beer and peanuts on you....

those SeaWorld crowds get nasty...

[Nuzzolese]

why do people immediately assume that just because my username doesn't have "girl" or "cutie" or "sweetie" or "gUrL," "beastieboyfirstname/nicknamecomboLoVeR" or something to that effect in it, that i must be male?

You have a masculine, tough way about you and you rarely talk about perfume and ribbons and dreamy boys and the like. People usually know right away that I'm a girl, and my name shows no indication of gender. I'm just really prissy.

[fucktopgirl]

your avatar show sign of a female though!

[Nuzzolese]

Oh right, forgot about the avatar

Maybe she should talk about dolphins more? :rolleyes:

Do people usually guess right away that you're obnoxious and don't let go of jokes?

[Nuzzolese]

Oh geeze. You make me want to lie.

[Qdrop]

awwwww.....they're making friends...

[zippo]

You make me smile :D Seriously, I mean that, no sarcasm.




theres gotta be money involved here, my god

edit-i mean cuz of the whole series of posts b/w just now, not just this one

[cosmo105]

bonobos aren't monkeys. they're apes.

cornfucker

[zippo]

oh yea, and personally, dolphins scare the fuck out of me, any living thing inside the sea basically. i love a calm light blue ocean, around the shore, you know, then maybe some jumping through semi large waves, not straying too far apart from my ocean partner, im either paranoid or need a leash for my imagination

[fucktopgirl]

this is all because of the jaws movies!

dolphins are ok,they save human in the ocean!
Did you ever hear the story of people at large sea ,sharks where going to eat them.Suddenly ,dolphins appears and protect them!

[ms.peachy]

cornfucker
You are just jealous that I have a relationship with a vegetable that is more deeply fulfilling than you do, Tofulina :p

[cosmo105]

hahaha. deeply.


filling.


ewww.

[Bob]

oh yea, and personally, dolphins scare the fuck out of me, any living thing inside the sea basically. i love a calm light blue ocean, around the shore, you know, then maybe some jumping through semi large waves, not straying too far apart from my ocean partner, im either paranoid or need a leash for my imagination

totally, the ocean is scary as fuck. i mean look!

http://lair2000.net/Mermaids_Retreat/Research/kraken.jpg

how could the possibility of that not scare you pantless?

dolphins are ok though. they'll throw themselves in front of an incoming torpedo just to save batman's life. they're the only mammal with an innate sense of self-sacrifice

[Nuzzolese]

this is all because of the jaws movies!

dolphins are ok,they save human in the ocean!
Did you ever hear the story of people at large sea ,sharks where going to eat them.Suddenly ,dolphins appears and protect them!

the dolphins were probably planning on kicking shark ass that day anyway, and humans just happened to be there.

[Nuzzolese]

You make me smile :D Seriously, I mean that, no sarcasm.

The guy still wasn't trying to hit on me with that line. He probably just looked at me and immediately thought about how he could pleasure me and then he saw my dolph...porpoise ring and was like "That's it!" At which point confusion immediately overrid desire and he demanded an answer. Then we hit the buffet.

[cosmo105]

dolphins are fucking bullies. those sharks are just trying to feed their families, man.

[cosmo105]

and then he saw my dolph...porpoise ring
ah-HAH!

[Nuzzolese]

Pleasure=Buffet or A Pleasure Buffet?

No. We just hit the regular kind of buffet, with food.

[Nuzzolese]

Nice. (y)

It was one of those Mongolian grill type deals.

[synch]

It was one of those Mongolian grill type deals.
Mongolians taste funny.

[apparatus]

I'm too lazy to read through all the answers, has anyone referred to the now defunct dolphinsex.org? that was one of the most disturbing sites I had seen.. even though I knew it was probably a joke.