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paul jones
11-30-2005, 06:09 PM
Osama Bin Laden himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own
handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded
message: 370HSSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had
no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.

No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NASA.

With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Robbert Mugabe from
Zimbabwe for help. Within a minute Mugabe cabled the White House with this
reply "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."
CJM
11-30-2005, 06:22 PM
i chuckled.
TurdBerglar
11-30-2005, 06:46 PM
hahaha
jackrock
11-30-2005, 07:02 PM
ahah :p
paulb
11-30-2005, 07:03 PM
lol

i heard that one years ago, but was quite funny when i read it
Justin
11-30-2005, 07:03 PM
Damn, I was hoping the letter contained anthrax
kleptomaniac
11-30-2005, 08:16 PM
geez i can't believe you made me turn my computer upside down!!! :mad:


haha
TAL
11-30-2005, 08:22 PM
I can do that from just changing some options. I'm sure you can too, so no need to lift next time.
TurdBerglar
11-30-2005, 08:23 PM
can't you just use the rotate function on the monitor
jackrock
11-30-2005, 08:24 PM
hey TAL im feeling good today... bring me down :p
TAL
11-30-2005, 08:25 PM
How much do I get if I do? It's not free forever.
jackrock
11-30-2005, 08:27 PM
*SMACK*!!

YOU pay me!
fucktopgirl
11-30-2005, 08:29 PM
geez i can't believe you made me turn my computer upside down!!! :mad:


haha


hahaha
kleptomaniac
11-30-2005, 08:29 PM
oh neat! i just realized i can just turn my head upside down instead! :p
TAL
11-30-2005, 08:30 PM
*SMACK*!!

YOU pay me!
Yeah right.
jackrock
11-30-2005, 08:32 PM
ok fine...... *thinking*...... .......*thinking this might take a while to think*...

you name your price... then we'll see if it suits (y)
TAL
11-30-2005, 08:38 PM
Dr. Evil style. And make that Canadian, I'm letting you off easy.
jackrock
11-30-2005, 08:39 PM
*whew*

ok let me have it (y)
TAL
11-30-2005, 08:40 PM
The one million dollars first. Please.
kleptomaniac
11-30-2005, 08:42 PM
The one million dollars first. Please.


how about one million jillion fa-fillion.......oh nevermind :rolleyes:
jackrock
11-30-2005, 08:48 PM
how about one million jillion fa-fillion.......oh nevermind :rolleyes:
hey hey! i don't want to spend that much!



ok.......

... im putting the money up the the screen, im pressig as hard as i can, but it won't go in???... ..

ok here we go..

paid to TAL in the amount of 1,000,000
on this date 11/30/2005
TAL
11-30-2005, 08:50 PM
That's just text on a message board.
kleptomaniac
11-30-2005, 08:53 PM
That's just text on a message board.

we're just people on a message board.
jackrock
11-30-2005, 08:56 PM
damn!... ... ...



look under your bed... ther should be a large silver briefcase... follow these directions once you have found this...

ok... the code for the case is on the left side 912 right side 472.

open

you can count it if you wish its all there though.

then you do your deed...


this message will self distruct in 5 seconds 4... 3... 2...1...

KAAABBOOKEEE!!
kleptomaniac
11-30-2005, 08:59 PM
lol...gee you're quite an imaginative kid, aren't ya? :p







this message will self-des---BOOOOM!
jackrock
11-30-2005, 09:02 PM
yea i like to draw pictures of like umm.. dinosaurs and knights battling them.. and umm... im gonna draw a real good one with these new real cool and special crayons... but i have to do it under supervision, caus ate one last time... by the way lime crayons do not taste like limes and yellow ones dont take like pee either... they taste BETTER!
paulb
11-30-2005, 09:27 PM
hello TAL. im paul.
kleptomaniac
11-30-2005, 09:30 PM
hello TAL. im paul.


what am i? chopped liver?

am i?



whoa.....maybe i am.....
paulb
11-30-2005, 09:36 PM
what am i? chopped liver?

am i?



whoa.....maybe i am.....

you're a hooker. on the mean streets of Augusta
Chicka B
11-30-2005, 10:06 PM
Hah! I can read upside down and backwards.
TAL
11-30-2005, 10:33 PM
hello TAL. im paul.
Not only that, you're paulb!
discopants
12-01-2005, 04:12 AM
yea i like to draw pictures of like umm.. dinosaurs and knights battling them.. and umm... im gonna draw a real good one with these new real cool and special crayons... but i have to do it under supervision, caus ate one last time... by the way lime crayons do not taste like limes and yellow ones dont take like pee either... they taste BETTER!

What types of dinosaurs? Raptors like in Jurassic Park- they're my favourite.

George W. Bush walks into a bar. Should've been looking where he was going.